I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 291 Terrible Love
In his mind, hehe laughed and kept rolling around on the ground, dancing while rolling, as if otherwise, the smile in his heart would be suffocated if he couldn't express it.

"Can you close your dick's mouth~" Dasheng was furious.

"Sorry, ha, I ha, no ha, okay, ha ha ha ha!"

Hehe laughed so hard that he couldn't even finish his sentence, anyway, his face was red from laughing, and the sauce was purple.

The Great Sage also thought that the necklace would be triggered, but he really didn't expect it to be so disgusting once it was triggered.

No no no!

Who can bear this?It's the rhythm of being disgusted to death!

He wanted to beat Kong to death directly, no, even if he met him, the Great Sage would be terrified, because he thought he was a straight man of steel, and he couldn't bear such things at all, even if it was Listen, it doesn't work either.

Space and Satan are violently messed up in the wind...

They couldn't accept this reality a little bit, and almost exploded on the spot.

"How to do?"

After a long time, Yin looked at Satan and asked his opinion.

"This is betrayal, you can only kill it!"

Satan thought for a while and sighed.

To actually give up the mission and even fall in love with the mission target, isn't this betrayal?When encountering such a thing, there is no other way but to kill.

No matter how good the relationship is, they must be killed, otherwise, they will be counted as Satan and a traitor.

"Then kill!"

Yin nodded heavily, and his figure disappeared into the air.

The battle is imminent!
"Even if I die, I won't allow you to hurt a single hair of him!" Kong growled angrily.

"Are you going to die if you don't talk? Damn, I'm sick of it!"

When the Great Sage heard this, he felt like he was about to have a heart attack, and immediately cursed.

"Okay~ I listen to you, I listen to you in everything."

Kong looked at the Great Sage affectionately, and said gently, as if confessing.

"I'll go to your uncle!"

The Great Sage couldn't take it anymore and ran away, almost killing him first.

But think about it, seeing that Kong has already launched an attack in the void, he is obviously attacking Yin, so he has no choice but to suppress the anger in his heart and kill Satan.

"You can't kill me."

Satan smiled at the Great Sage.

"If you can kill it, you will know if you try it!" The Great Sage said, with raging blue flames bursting out of his body, like a Vulcan descended into the world, rushing towards Satan.

One punch!
The fire on the fist was twisting and trembling due to the high temperature.

The surrounding temperature suddenly rose to more than 50 degrees...

"Why do you say you can't kill me, because I just can overcome your ability, hahahahaha!" He laughed wildly, and when his fist was about to touch him, his body turned into dark blue colored water.

The body, legs, hands, and even the head have all turned into water, leaving only outlines, and it is impossible to tell that it is a protoss.

"Hey~"

When the great sage's fire touched the water, it kept going out, and thick smoke rose. Sure enough, it was restrained.However, besides the fire, there is also the fist of the Great Sage.

Finally, the fist hit him, and his entire body made of water collapsed.

Then, it turned into countless water...

"That's it?"

Seeing this situation, the Great Sage frowned deeply.

However, in just a split second, the water flowed and gathered together again, turning into a water man with the appearance of Satan again.

"My water is Tianyi Shenshui, which cannot be dealt with by your ordinary fire."

Satan narrowed his eyes, not without pride.

"Tianyi Shenshui? Heh, then my fire is the real fire of the three flavors in the sky, which is designed to burn all unacceptable waters in the world!"

"Even if your fire power level is higher than mine, it's useless. Your strength is only a diamond, but I'm already at the king level! Hahaha!" Satan said, stretching out his right hand, his fist naturally spread his five fingers.

Unexpectedly, water gathered from all directions and turned into a water dragon with a diameter of [-] meters.

"It's the Nascent Soul stage, not the diamond level, you idiot! However, do you think I have no hole cards?"

The great sage laughed, and suddenly took out the frightening soft armor from his space ring, that is, when he put it on, the great sage used the magic of heaven and earth, and his body continued to soar, becoming like a The building is so tall.

boom--

The strength of his body also increased sharply, and soon he turned into a giant flame god, grabbed the huge water dragon, and pulled towards Satan forcefully.

With a twitch, it seemed as if the sky and the earth had split open, with the sky on one side and water on the other.

too fast!
So violent!

"boom--"

There was a deafening explosion, and the rapid and urgent force blasted down, causing smoke, dust and stones to fly around.

The entire sky was instantly filled with smoke and dust.

Satan was directly pumped and smashed into water, not to mention him, even the ground was pumped out of a pit with a length of tens of thousands of meters, and the original hill was directly smashed into pieces and disappeared without a trace.

This is the power of a king.

"Want to help?"

The Lich King said, he looked at the Great Sage, as if he had the strength to deal with it, so he asked.Because it knows that some people have a strong self-esteem, like one-on-one, and hate being disturbed.

However, is the Great Sage such a person?
Obviously not!
"Ask you to sell batches, go!" the Great Sage shouted angrily.

Does this still need to be said?That must be up!

He was extremely annoyed that the Lich King was so ignorant, what an idiot.

The Lich King was scolded, and he was a little depressed, but what he could do was go up.

"Golden Armored General, you go too! What the hell, work hard, leave early!" The Great Sage changed his tone and said to the Golden Armored General.

"Alu!"

The golden armored god burst out a violent breath from his body, turned into lightning and flint, and rushed towards Satan.

Then, punch after punch.

"Uh huh huh huh huh!"

The Golden Armored General kept sipping these words out forcefully, as if drinking could make him stronger and more violent.

Dansa was a little taken aback by the sudden appearance of two opponents.

First of all, the Golden Armor God Armor doesn't know what it is, but its strength is so strong that it can shatter the void with every punch.

Then there is...

He didn't even want to say it anymore, the divine armor thrown by the Great Sage could actually control himself.

If it weren't for him, he didn't see anyone beside the Great Sage, and he couldn't believe that there is a divine armor that can control him.

Is it intelligent control?

He didn't feel like it, because that kind of intelligent armor was really unpleasant and inhumane. He had encountered it before, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

But the self-control ability of this divine armor is very powerful.

Not only that, it's tough, but it's also very vicious, and it can even play tricks like flirting with its legs and monkeys stealing peaches.

Fortunately, he is now in the state of a water man, otherwise, he would have been hit long ago, lying on the ground and screaming.Even if he didn't get the trick, he still had lingering fears, so he paid attention to this divine armor.

Three vs one!

Satan was beaten back and forth, and there was no possibility of winning.

On the other side, Yin and Kong are also fighting.

"Your invisibility is useless to me, I can feel your presence, because this piece of space is dominated by me~" Kong smiled and said with a calm expression, from time to time, he would throw a The Great Dimensional Slash cuts out a crack in the void, as long as it touches the body, it will be torn into countless pieces.

Yin kept dodging, cursing in a low voice while dodging.

no way!
The two sides are too familiar, let's not talk about the fighting style or anything, Kong knows the hidden ability clearly, it can be said that there is no secret between each other.

After all, who would have thought that his companion would betray so quickly and without warning.

The battle between the two sides was fierce.

The entire space is collapsing, not to mention the ground, which has sunk by hundreds of meters, turning it into a basin.

Because they are all at the king level. Although it is not enough to destroy the world, it is still a shocking battle.

For example, the God Armor controlled by the Lich King is no longer in the machine clan's territory at this time, it is in the wild, and it can be fully fired, and the power of his God Armor is just a punch.

Just one punch can smash the ground within a radius of [-] meters, and all the ground will be lifted up to a height of thousands of feet.

This piece of ground is like covering the sky and blocking out the sun...

The smoke and dust emitted from the ground also dyed the sky gray.

The entire void is darkened.

This is the so-called "playing in the dark"!
Thousands of miles away, two passing dragons saw this scene, their faces changed greatly in fright, and they hurriedly backed away, avoiding it far away.

"There are strong people fighting there? Do you want to tell this family and let them take care of it?"

"Let's take a look first, see if there is anything related to our dragon clan, if not, don't worry about them dying thousands of times."

"It's so scary, I'm afraid it can only be done by a king-level powerhouse?"

"No, at least the peak level. Hey, look, it seems to be one human race and two protoss. No, that protoss is attacking a place where no one is there. Could it be that there is another one there?"

"It's possible, hey, there are two more that seem to be divine armor?"

"No, it's true that there is a god armor, but the other golden one may not be a god armor, I don't know what it is."

"That has nothing to do with our Dragon Clan? The Human Clan seems to be our allies?"

"Heh, the words of allies are of no benefit. Whoever cares, we just pretend we didn't see them. Also, can we help? Obviously not, let's not go out to die for nothing. When the time comes, when we die, we will It’s really about our Dragon Clan’s business.”

The fight lasted for half an hour...

The damaged area exceeded [-] square meters.

Anyway, this piece of ground was so beaten that it sank a full [-] meters, and there was even a place that was so bombarded that an underground spring spewed out.

In the end, Yin escaped...

Satan, on the other hand, was utterly exhausted by the shocking flames on the Great Sage's body, and was burned to ashes.

Temporary death, his eyes are still aggrieved and puzzled.

I really don't understand that all the ten thousand races can get pregnant with a single stare, but the Great Sage can't!
He wanted to ask the Great Sage why he was not pregnant and his stomach became flat again.

The Great Sage didn't answer him, and turned into ashes with his fist.

"Hmph! I just want to make your death uncomfortable, hold back and die!" The Great Sage said at the time.

Poor Satan's originally most proud ability was of no use to the Great Sage, no, it was useless to the Golden Armored God General, and it was also useless to the Divine Armor, so he died in his hands in fear.

As for the hidden words, seeing Satan running away of course, the fool stayed and waited to die.

In this way, the Great Sage looked at the mess, heaved a sigh of relief, and took back the golden armored general and the divine armor.

However, looking at Kong still looking at himself affectionately, his heart tightened again, wanting to burst.

"You die too!"

The Great Sage was furious, rushed to the sky, and punched him in the head.

But Kong was still looking at him affectionately, still laughing, and didn't resist, and wanted to let the Great Sage deal with him at will.

In the end, the fist didn't smash his head.

The Great Sage stopped, feeling so depressed that he was going crazy.

Yes!

It stands to reason that if you kill Satan, the Great Sage will also want to kill this disgusting guy.However, he just helped himself to block Yin, so it's not easy for him to cross the river and tear down the bridge to kill him, right?Not to mention, he didn't want to resist at all, but had an expression of, I'm willing if you kill me, it's fine, as long as you are happy.

MMP!

What the hell is this!
"You go~"

Finally, the Great Sage said this to Kong.

"Are you going to be so ruthless?" Kong still looked at the Great Sage affectionately, his tone was so gentle that he felt tired.

"Fuck, I don't like men, get out, get out, okay, I like women, women, women, important things are said three times, do you understand?!!!"

The Great Sage roared frantically.

"Then I can also become a woman for you. I know that I have this ability. I will look for it. Even if I find the ends of the world, the end of the universe, and death, I will become a woman to satisfy you." He said Sincere and authentic, it is like swearing eachother to a lover, the tone is so true that people can be moved when they hear it, and the listener can cry.

Awkward!
If you like a woman, the other party will become a woman. Dasheng was a little speechless for a while, and he didn't know how to refute him.

Hey!
Is love so terrible?
For a moment, the Great Sage hated love, MMP, whoever is at his critical moment, no one would dare to say that love is a good thing!

Thinking of his current situation, he almost cried.

"No, then you don't need to change. Anyway, as long as you change, even if it's a woman, I feel disgusting when I think about it. Because on our earth, there are people like you. Men change into women, anyway, it's still very disgusting."

"Otherwise, whatever you like, for you, I can become what you like!"

He was excited and authentic, like an infatuated woman who was about to be abandoned.

Well, he is an infatuated man, the Great Sage would feel pain when he thought of this, and wanted to cry.

God!

Why did this happen to me!

He picked up the magic necklace of Cupid and was about to smash it into pieces with his hands, but he found painfully that the necklace was harder than his hand.

"I don't believe it anymore!" The Great Sage once again took out the Zhu Po Fen Jue Sword and slashed at it. Finally, a small crack broke through it.

"You are talking!"

"I don't like you anyway!"

"But I like it, I love you!"

Kong is infatuated and authentic, and the goosebumps all over the Great Sage's body are all over the floor.

He wants to die...

(End of this chapter)