I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 279 Do You Want God Armor?
Nima!

It's okay if the Great Sage doesn't remind, the creatures of all races watching will only feel that this is a big deal, and they are purely watching all this with the eyes of spectators.

But as the great sage said...

Ok!

When the creatures of all races looked at Te Sharp again, they were full of jokes and contempt.

Everyone seems to be saying, look, how handsome this prince of the gods is, he can break free, but because he is afraid of death, he pretends to be pressed and rubbed on the ground.

Lose your face!

Too shameful!

Tesharp felt that his lungs were going to explode, but he still didn't dare to break free, because he was really afraid that if the defense system came out, he would kill himself.

What can be done then?

"Actually, you can just pretend to faint from anger~"

Suddenly, a voice came into his mind.

"That's right! That's a good idea!" Teshap's eyes lit up immediately, his whole body trembled slightly, his head tilted, his eyes were slightly closed, and he pretended to faint from anger.

He is very grateful to this person.

Really!

This idea is really great.

However, just when he thought he could pretend he didn't know anything, the voice suddenly ceased to be quiet, but yelled loudly.

"Just now, I asked him to pretend to pass out to avoid this kind of embarrassment. I didn't expect this silly guy to be so obedient, pretending to pass out, quack quack quack quack~" It was Niao Xiaotiao.

It was flying right above Te's Sharp, dancing in circles and giggling.

It was indeed at this position five seconds ago, and it seemed to have opened its mouth to say something.

As soon as he said something, Te Sharp passed out. It couldn't be such a coincidence, could it?
Thinking of this, most of the creatures of all races were startled, and suddenly, thinking of something, they couldn't help it anymore, and each of them let out a "puchi" laugh.

Of course, there was also a creature of ten thousand races suspiciously: "Maybe, he really passed out?"

"Really fainting? It doesn't exist. With the strength of a protoss prince, it's so easy to faint. How about I verify it for everyone to see? Hey, you watch, I'll take a pee now and see if he will Will you escape?"

"Of course, some people will say that my piss will wake it up? Well, those who talk like this must be scumbags, and I don't want to bother with you. But, I think I still want to focus on my piss. It can It's different, not only the taste is wonderful, but the most important word is 'fishy', which is guaranteed to make him haunted by pouring it on him, and it won't go away for more than five days, and then, my urine is also strange Huang, promise to spread it, and he will become a little yellow man..."

Te Sharp originally planned to pretend to die, although he was very angry when he was beaten by the bird.But there is no way, no matter how angry he is with a bit of intelligence, he still feels that he should not open his eyes even if he is killed.

But now, a bird actually wants to urinate on its own face? !

The main reason is that it speaks so well, it has a sense of picture, and Te Sharp can't help but make up the picture in his brain.

Suddenly, he really couldn't control himself, and struggled to break away from the hands of the mechas.

Unexpectedly, he struggled.

Niao Xiaotiao laughed: "I'm lying to you, silly! Hahahaha... how could Master Niao do such a shameful thing here, and besides, my urine is precious, for you? It's a good idea!"

Immediately, it confirmed with everyone: "You see, he is just pretending."

At this moment, all the creatures of the ten thousand races who were watching couldn't help it, and burst out laughing, the laughter almost lifted the entire ceiling.

As for Te Sharp, he felt that the laughter was too loud for a while, his head was buzzing, and his eyes began to spin, and he was really so angry that he passed out.

"Is it a devil? It's too bullying~"

In the end, with only one thought in his mind, he fell into darkness...

The protoss prince passed out, which made his two followers very flustered. Fortunately, after inspection, they found that he was not injured, so they breathed a sigh of relief.

Of course, there are also some qi that cannot go smoothly.

So, one of his followers rushed to the Great Sage, and asked directly with a threatening face: "Aren't you afraid of causing disaster when you treat the prince of our Protoss like this? You didn't expect the consequences? Let me tell you, If something happens to our prince, our Protoss will definitely let you, your family, no, even all the clansmen come to be buried with you!"

By the end, his voice was almost a growl.

Regarding this, the Great Sage tilted his head, looked elsewhere, and ignored him directly.

This made the other party even more angry. However, he didn't dare to do it, because even his own prince didn't dare to do it. He is a P, dare to do it here?
What's more, if you do it yourself, doesn't it mean that your prince is weak?Are you less courageous than yourself?

He dare not!

He could only stare at the Great Sage with burning anger in his eyes, as if he was going to swallow the Great Sage.

"Little bird jump~"

The Great Sage kept talking to Niao Xiaotiao.

"Ok?"

"Did you hear the dog barking? Why is it a bit noisy?"

"Quack quack, there is indeed one, and it's still a loyal dog~" Niao Xiaotiao said.

"Owner!"

Wangcai suddenly jumped out and spoke.

"..."

Dasheng blushed slightly: "Uh, Wangcai, you are not a dog, you are my good friend, remember, you are my friend."

"Then am I a dog?"

Wangcai was stunned for a moment, suspecting that the dog was born.

Being compared to a dog, that protoss must have jumped into a rage. Really, his pants almost fell off.

If it wasn't for his inability to make a move, he swore that he would have eaten the human race before him alive.

"Don't think that I'm afraid of your protoss." Suddenly, the Great Sage turned his head, looked at him coldly and said, "Didn't your protoss send a genius team of killers to kill me now? I'm not afraid, I will Afraid of you? A joke, hehe~"

The protoss was startled, he really didn't know about it.

Then, if this matter is true, his threats are really useless to him.

This made the protoss resentful. After thinking about it, he turned to look for his prince.

Walking to the edge of Yao Zheng...

Yao Zhengman smiled kindly and patted the Great Sage on the shoulder to show his appreciation.

Elder Jiang and Elder He also showed a rare smile to the Great Sage. You must know that on the road before, the two elders were serious about the Great Sage.

Yao Zheng said that it was because the elders had to rely on their own identities.

"Then, are they smiling at themselves now? Does that mean they don't want their identities now?" the Great Sage thought in his heart, not without malice.

"A powerful human boy, what's your name?"

General Telusu asked the Great Sage.

"I'm Ximen Blowing Blood~" the Great Sage laughed.

"I have studied some of your human history, this name is very good." Admiral Telusu said with a smile.

Hearing these words, the Great Sage almost laughed out loud.

Wouldn't it be nice to just pick a name that I chose casually?

Ha, what if he sees Lu Zhishen and the palace rapes them?Isn't it going to explode?
"Thank you senior for your compliment." The Great Sage nodded modestly.

"How many years have you been playing mecha?" Admiral Telusu asked directly.

"I've never played it before!" Dasheng asked with a retorted expression: "Senior, why do you ask such a question?"

"Because, I think your skills are not like those you just came into contact with." Admiral Telusu said.

Look down on people, this is!

The great sage narrowed his eyes slightly, and gradually became cold.

"I suggest the general watch the video. I think, with the technology of the machine family, it is impossible not to install camera equipment in the mech. As long as you observe carefully, you can see whether I am new to it."

The Great Sage's tone was a little rushed.

"Blowing blood~"

Yao Zheng quickly stopped drinking.

"I'm sorry, Admiral Telunsu, children are ignorant, maybe they lost their temper when they were questioned, don't blame it~" he apologized with a smile.

However, even though he said so on the surface, as long as anyone with a city in their hearts can tell that he is also blaming General Telunsu for messing around with suspects, you deserve to be slandered like this.

"Hahaha, that's right, yes, yes!" Admiral Telunsu said with a smile: "I can understand, young people, young and energetic, then I will take you to visit other places?"

Saying that, he and the three elders continued to go elsewhere.

The Great Sage watched them leave unhappily.

"Well said, hahaha, let him doubt you." Suddenly, a voice sounded beside the Great Sage.

It's pizza.

"Where did you go, you should come out and testify for me." Dasheng looked at him angrily.

This made Pizza shrank his neck and said hesitatingly: "I, I, I am afraid of Admiral Telusu."

"What's there to be afraid of! He won't eat you again!"

After speaking, the Great Sage turned and left.

But I didn't hear Pizza muttering there: "He will really eat me."

Dasheng is ready to leave.

Pizza chased after him again: "Do you want a mecha or not?"

"Ah? What do you mean?" The Great Sage's expression was slightly stagnant, and then he smiled: "Is it possible that you want to give me a mecha?"

"What do you mean by that expression, you look down on people?" Pizza got angry.

"Hahaha, otherwise, why are you asking me that?"

"Don't look down on people, let alone mechas, I can give you one of the gods, no, more than one, two, three..." Pizza yelled, very dissatisfied.

He felt that he was underestimated, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and he was so angry that he kept blowing out of his nostrils.

"Really?"

The Great Sage laughed.

He doesn't believe that pizza can send out armor.

You know, the Divine Armor is the treasure of the machine clan, and there will never be more than ten pieces exposed outside, and it is also a gift from the machine clan.

There are also many races who want to research the Divine Armor, but this involves the soul brain, how can it be so easy to research and imitate?

As a result, this thing is priceless and very rare.

"Really, don't believe me, I'll go get a mecha and give it to you right now!"

After speaking, he walked away in a huff.

The Great Sage shook his head and smiled, but he didn't take it seriously. He was going to have a look at the Divine Armor. It seemed to be more advanced and awesome than the Mecha. He was quite interested.

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