I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 276 Can't blow blood?

So fast!

How is it possible that someone learns so fast?
Pizza was stunned on the side, opening his mouth more and more, and finally, it was big enough to fit an ostrich egg.

Because he was too shocked, he neglected the railing he was holding on to, and he fell directly behind the cockpit, rolling like a sieve.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Hearing Pizza's screams, Dasheng hurriedly stopped.

Then, he looked at Pizza earnestly and said, "When you grow up, you have to learn to hold the handrail by yourself."

"..."

Pizza's face was a little embarrassed, and he quickly changed the subject: "Well, how did you learn so quickly?"

"I don't know, maybe I was a single man in my last life!" Dasheng said a little sadly.

"Speak seriously, I'm serious with you."

Pizza is a little bit crazy. Sometimes this person talks for fun, but sometimes, he is too irritating, right? !
"To be honest, I don't know. Anyway, after I remembered it, I kept pressing it, and it was so fast." When Dasheng said this, he suddenly remembered some cartoons, and laughed with his head on his waist: "Maybe, I'm a genius! You don't understand the progress of a genius, but it's normal, hahahahaha!"

"boast!"

"This kid, how do you talk?" The Great Sage raised his eyebrows in displeasure, and stared at him: "I'm not a genius, can I be so fast?"

While the Great Sage and the others were talking, they didn't know that someone was watching their mecha from another mecha at the moment.

It was Te Sharp, who was sitting in the cockpit, with a robot teacher behind him.

While studying, he looked at the mecha that the Great Sage entered from time to time. As for running so fast just now, he thought that it was not operated by the Great Sage, but a demonstration by the machine family for the Great Sage.

Thinking that he could stand up and walk steadily, he was full of confidence in his competition.

Pizza taught very carefully.

Not only this knowledge, even some tricks of driving mechas, all of them were taught to the Great Sage.

The Great Sage didn't feel it, but he didn't know that these tricks were only understood by some masters of the machine clan.

With these know-how and experience, the Great Sage began to try some more complicated movements.

"Just do a slight squat and a right uppercut?" Pizza suggested.

"No, no, this movement is too boring. If you want to try it, try it. Squat slightly, right uppercut and head hammer! Think about it, if you hit someone, right uppercuts are usually dodged by others, and then they dodged After opening, it will take advantage of the situation to attack, so there must be a coherent countermovement, that is, a right uppercut and a head hammer!"

"Three movements, it's too difficult. Micro squatting requires proficiency in order to control the degree of squatting. Especially the head hammer, if you don't control it well, your body will be thrown out with your head and you will fall down. You are welcome, What is it, according to the words of your human race, what is the name, and what is the distance?" Pizza was in a hurry, thinking that the Great Sage was too unreliable, and wanted to fly before he learned how to walk.

You know, when he was learning the head hammer, his master told him that it would take at least two days to learn the head hammer.

"It's so ambitious, right? It's really hard for you, a brat, to understand this, hahaha, the culture of our human race, and your machine race are quite familiar with it~" Dasheng said.

But he didn't know, how could an ordinary machine family know so much, let alone some master-level know-how of manipulating mechas.

"Well, you are so ambitious, you can't do it, you should take it step by step, learn the simple ones first, and then the complicated ones!" Pizza said anxiously.

"No, I think I can do it!"

In the mind of the Great Sage, there is already a drill about this movement, and he must try it.

"Really, you can't..."

Before Pizza finished talking, the Great Sage had already started to control the mecha.

All he could see was his hands and ten fingers on the console, pressing those buttons continuously, the movements were so fast, and then, the mecha really squatted down slightly.

This mecha movement seems simple, but you must grasp the speed well. When you press the squat button, there must be a process of squatting down, and then press the original button to stop.If you press it too fast, you will not squat down, and if you press it too slowly, you may really squat on the ground.

The great sage's grasp of the speed was too accurate, I saw that he controlled the mech's knee to bend slightly, then stopped immediately, and then made a coherent right uppercut.

Seeing this situation, Pizza was shocked again.

He didn't expect the Great Sage to improve so fast!
If it is trained according to the normal machine family, it will take at least a month for a mecha novice to achieve this level, right?
What about the Great Sage?
It may have taken less than two hours with all the calculations.

After the right uppercut, comes the head hammer.

The Great Sage hammered his head again, and finally, this time, he almost lost control of his figure, causing the mecha to almost fall to the ground with its head.

Failed!
Seeing this, Pizza quietly let out a sigh of relief.

If he doesn't fail again, he will think he has seen hell, how can he learn so fast.

But he didn't know that the reason why the great sage failed was not because of his poor memory control, but because he had never used the head hammer and had no experience in controlling the mecha's body, so the body was almost thrown out with the head.

"What the hell, I don't believe it!"

The Great Sage cursed and continued.

Then, once, twice, three times, under Pizza's amazed eyes, three times, he made a head-hammer move that was perfect.

Then, the Great Sage concentrated on practicing the head hammer.

Throw it to the left!

Throw it to the right!

Throw it up!

At the end of the swing, he was so excited that he became a head shaker...

At this moment, Pizza felt a strong impulse in his heart.

He wanted to bring the Great Sage back to his family and show it to his master.

Whoever told the master to keep saying that it would take at least two days to use the head hammer, he wanted to let the master know that he was wrong, there are really geniuses in this world, and it doesn't take two days.

…………

Mechanical wheel changing peaks, in a private palace...

"Well, yes, I brought a junior from Earth, I am very optimistic about this junior, maybe it will be a dark horse in the race of all races, hahahahaha..."

Yao was chatting with a robot clan, and he laughed triumphantly while talking.

Elder He was on the sidelines and kept echoing.

Although Elder He felt that the youngsters in his family land were more outstanding, Yao Zheng had already said that he couldn't refute his face anymore. Elder He still had this approval, so he could only agree.

"You guys are so optimistic? Haha, who is it? As far as I know, the strongest of your human youths seems to be Youba?"

"That was a few years ago, but now, there are many more outstanding geniuses." Elder He said proudly. Of course, he was referring to the geniuses of his own clan, not the earth youths like the Great Sage that Yao Zheng said ilk.

"Then Ximen Blowing Blood is stronger than Youba? I really want to meet him."

"Yes you can!"

Yao Zheng said with a smile.

He spared no effort to help the human race on the earth, and naturally, he also wanted the machine race to have a good impression of the earth.

"I don't know where that kid has gone, or should I invite Admiral Telunsu to invite him?" Yao Zheng said.

"it is good!"

Admiral Telunsu turned on a 5D communicator, and some light directly appeared in the void in 5D. He pressed the ground, and soon, a banquet hall appeared in the void.

He passed the news on.

Then, a voice broadcast sounded in the banquet hall, the content was that Yao Zheng wanted to find Ximen to blow his blood, please quickly find a waiter from the machine clan and bring him to the Cang Qi Hall.

But no one responded!

So Telunsu frowned.

Yao Zheng also thought to himself, where did this kid go? Why isn't he in the banquet hall.

After Telunsu called the surveillance again, they finally saw the Great Sage and went from the garden to the mechanical hall.

"He seems to have gone to play mecha with some teenagers from all races." Telunsu said to Yao Zheng with a smile.

"Hey, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect this little guy to be so naughty, so please call him over." Yao Zheng said apologetically.

"It's okay, why don't we go there together and see what this genius thinks about our mecha?"

Telunsu invited: "Elders, I don't know, because the materials you gave last time are of really good quality, so my emperor has already issued an order to give you three god armors and ten mechas as gifts."

"That's so embarrassing~" Elder He suddenly smiled happily, and the wrinkles on his face turned into chrysanthemums.

Mechas are nothing, there are quite a lot of them among the ten thousand races.

But the Divine Armor is amazing. Not only is it ten times more maneuverable, but even the materials used are more than ten times the quality of the Mecha.

It is really a good gift to get three god armors.

"It's okay, my emperor's confession, let's go over and have a look? Hehe, I want to see if the genius of your human race can control our mecha." Admiral Telusu laughed.

Soon, this group of people went to the mechanical palace.

After Admiral Telusu arrived with these human races, he had his own attendants to meet them, and then pointed out the mecha on which the Great Sanctuary was riding.

Not only that, the waiter also said what happened just now.

It is said that it is a descendant of a god-king of the gods, that is, the prince of the gods and Ximen are going to have a bloody fight.

This made Telusu very interested.

Because, fighting with mechas is also a matter of agreeing with their machine clan, which makes the machine clan look good.

"When will it start?" Admiral Telusu asked with a smile.

Waiter: "Five hours, five hours since they made an appointment, now more than four hours have passed."

"Then how are they controlling it?" Admiral Telusu asked.

"Your Excellency, according to my observations, although the protoss prince is still a novice, he is progressing very fast and can already run slowly and wave his hands and feet. It has always been controlled by the coach of our machine family."

"..."

Hearing this, Yao Zheng and other human elders were a little embarrassed.

How could this be?
Could it be that Ximen Biaoxue is really so stupid?

I have never been able to get started by myself, and I have been taught by others. This is better than fighting with wool!
"Maybe, maybe he has a different way of learning~" Admiral Telusu was also a little embarrassed when he heard this, and he could only kindly help cover it up.

As everyone knows, how can his machine family say good things, it is better not to say such cover-up words.

"Ha ha……"

Regarding this, the elders could only smile, and they agreed in their hearts.

"I'll go take a look!"

Yao Zheng was a little angry, thinking that the Great Sage could let him down, so he rushed out.

He rushed to the mecha that the waiter of the machine family said was driven by the great sage.

"Blow blood, blow blood!"

Yao Zheng rushed over, blowing his beard and staring.

In his heart, he thought why the Great Sage didn't study hard, how could he have been taught by a machine-type coach all the time.

He thinks that the princes of the Protoss Clan know that the Great Sage is not inferior to others, so why not practice hard, anyway, it is just a lot of words to reprimand the Great Sage.

I didn't expect...

When he came to the standing mecha, he could vaguely see from the gap of the mecha that the pilot in the mecha was the Great Sage.

"You need to learn now?" Yao Zheng was so angry that he really wanted to say, "It's too late!"

But just when he was about to knock on the mecha to let the Great Sage come out, he found that the Great Sage didn't notice him, but just put his hands on the console and pressed hard.

"Woo~"

The mecha moved, and Yao Zheng had no choice but to dodge quickly.

However, Yao Zheng is still a little angry, what do you mean, didn't you see me?But soon, his anger was replaced by shock.

Because, he saw that the mecha jumped up, and then came to sweep the legs in the air.

That's all, after landing, he jumped back, performed a backflip, and then squatted handsomely on the ground.

"This, this..."

Yao Zheng was dumbfounded.

This is not like what he imagined, the Great Sage is fishing, obviously the Great Sage is very powerful?

Then why did the robot waiter say that?
Yao Zheng thought about it for a while, and soon he realized the truth, that is, the waiter of the machine clan had misidentified him, and since the Great Sage controlled it very well, he might directly think that it was the coach of their machine clan who was operating the machine. .

Thinking of this, he was ecstatic.

Isn't Yao Zheng just trying to introduce the Great Sage to the people of the machine clan? It's better to get involved so that he can benefit the earth.

This is simply a good opportunity!

The more he thought about it, the happier he was, and he grinned uncontrollably, cheerfully, he stopped looking for the Great Sage, and leaped back to the side of Admiral Telusu.

"what happened?"

Seeing him coming back, Elder He asked secretly through voice transmission: "If it doesn't work, let's go, so as not to lose face."

"Don't go, don't worry, you have a long face." Yao Zheng responded.

"How to grow face? If it doesn't work, let's go, otherwise, it's too embarrassing~"

"No! Ximen blows blood very badly."

"Awesome? It will make the coach control the mecha all the time. Obviously, he can't remember the control steps. I played here before. It's very difficult. Walk around."

"No, don't go, you'll know later..."

(End of this chapter)