I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 2 Fleas?What the hell is this a god's favor?

It turned out that just now, the big tree where the golden light worm lived was struck by lightning, and it was blown out and fell to the ground.

From the perspective of a mortal, the lightning struck the tree, and the insect fell to the ground.

In fact, if there is a supreme power, it can be seen that its small body can no longer carry a stronger force, and things will be reversed when they are extreme, and they will fall to the ground after being bitten by the mighty force.

Just like that, it wasn't dead yet, but it was moving, trying to recover, and immediately, the Great Sage slapped it down.

"My Cao, so tough!"

After photographing the golden light monster, the Great Sage screamed in pain, feeling that what he was photographing was not a monster but a stone, but he did not dare to let go of his palm for fear that it would fly away.

Could it be that there is a legendary spar in its stomach, otherwise, why is it so hard?
Before the Great Sage could think about it, he heard the voices of people getting closer and closer. In a hurry, he didn't have time or place to hide, so he simply swallowed it in his stomach.

I'm afraid it will run away wherever I hide it. Of course, it's best if it doesn't light up.Now, with so many people looking at him now, the Great Sage is panicked, afraid of being discovered.

He paid attention to the distance, but he didn't find the lightning that had been streaking across the sky and disappeared suddenly...

Until dozens of people arrived and surrounded the place.

The owner of the castle came out with more and more soldiers, he stared at the Great Sage carefully and said, "Are you from the Lin family castle?"

"Yes, my aunt is Ruiying." The Great Sage nodded.

"The one who borrowed money and didn't repay it several times, the one who made trouble at the police station?" The castle owner had heard of it.

"Yes!" The Great Sage nodded helplessly, "However, my aunt is not Lao Lai, she really has no money."

"Okay, let's not mention your aunt, did you encounter anything here just now?"

"Lightning!" Dasheng said, just as he finished speaking, he saw suspicion and displeasure flashing in the castle master's eyes. He has dealt with those debt collectors all year round, and he knows how to read words and expressions, so he quickly added: "In the beginning there was a golden light." , as if it came out from the ground, I came to have a look curiously, and then the lightning struck, and the golden light disappeared, revealing the pothole."

After finishing speaking, the great sage was going to point his finger at the scorched hole struck by lightning, but then, realizing something, he gestured with his chin.

At that moment, more than a dozen people rushed to the pothole, but were separated by those soldiers in camouflage uniforms.

"It is expressly stipulated that as long as it is unearthed in the field, it belongs to the state, and anyone who has nothing to do with it should retreat as soon as possible!" The castle owner shouted in a deep voice.

In this way, those people resentfully let go.

"Are you telling the truth? If you lie, I have the right to arrest you?" The castle master still glanced up and down at the Great Sage, speaking slowly and threateningly.

"Really!" The Great Sage nodded quickly: "I am the most honest person, and my neighbors often scold me, saying that I always like to tell the truth."

The corner of the castle owner's mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled: "Hehe, can you take off your clothes and let me have a look?"

"Ah..." The Great Sage's heart suddenly rose to his throat.

If I take off my clothes now, I'm afraid the golden light shining in my stomach will be very conspicuous.But if you don't take it off, you can't get rid of the suspicion.

"Okay, I'll take it off!"

Seeing the unquestionable and domineering look on the castle owner's face, the Great Sage gritted his teeth secretly, turned around and took off all his clothes.

"What are you covering your stomach with?"

The castle owner signaled the soldiers behind him to go up and check his clothes, and seeing the great sage turned around, he covered his stomach again and frowned.

"No! My stomach hurts, look, it's nothing..."

The great sage took advantage of the golden light in his belly to flicker, and when it was just getting dark, he opened it suddenly and quickly covered it.

It's also fortunate that the light of the golden light monster is flickering, otherwise, the game will be over.

"No, I'm getting dressed!" the Great Sage said, knowing that the soldiers had finished checking their clothes, and quickly turned around to put on their clothes.

"no……"

The castle owner still had doubts in his eyes, so he was about to say something, but was interrupted.

It's Uncle Zhiqiang.

"Castle Master, he's just a child, not a criminal. If this gets out, wouldn't it sound good?"

The Great Sage was secretly grateful, rejoicing that he was only impatient with others before, and had always respected this uncle, which attracted his outspoken words.

"Yeah! He also took off his clothes, and he has nothing on him!"

"Isn't this too overbearing?"

"How can an adult compare with a child?"

Several people who had just been driven out of the pothole were upset and they all helped.

In this way, the castle owner signaled that the Great Sage could leave.

After they left, the castle master called a person beside him with a gloomy face and whispered something in his ear.

………………

Thanks to Uncle Zhiqiang, when the Great Sage returned to Linjiabao, he was naturally stopped by some neighbors to ask questions.

Of course the Great Sage said that he didn't find any treasures, and finally got impatient, and said: "Forget it, to tell you the truth, in fact, I met a fairy, and the fairy stroked my head, tied my hair and gave me longevity."

"Hahaha, your baby is really leather."

"Tch, why don't you say that the fairy stole your peach~"

In this way, these people laughed and cursed for a while before leaving.

After entering the house, Dasheng breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and went straight to the toilet.

"elder brother?"

"Brother has a stomachache, tell me later!"

He has to quickly pull out the strange worm in his stomach, only then will he get the spar.

Squatting in the toilet, he pulled hard and even stroked his stomach continuously with his hands.

Half a minute later, the Great Sage felt that something was wrong. Logically speaking, the golden light should be in his stomach, but when he tried to pull it out, the golden light was disturbed and moved up to his chest.

Then, the neck, the head...

"what--"

Suddenly, as if his head had been forced into a brick, the explosion-like pain caused the Great Sage to scream.

"Ding~"

Until there was a sudden abnormal sound in his mind, the severe pain disappeared, and a golden light appeared in the mind of the Great Sage.The golden light wanders around dimly, seemingly unreal, constantly changing into figures, sometimes babies, sometimes children, sometimes boys, sometimes girls, and occasionally old people.

Until finally, it turned into a figure, it seemed to be a five or six-year-old boy.He was wearing a red jacket and vest, black trousers were loose and loose, and he was combing his hair with balls. His big eyes were actually put on smoky eye makeup, and his face was full of rebellion and arrogance.

Look, it looks a bit like the devil boy version of Little Nezha?

"Is it the super god system you have obtained?" The little boy put his hands in his trouser pockets and said arrogantly with his face up.

Hearing this, the Great Sage's face darkened instantly.

what does it mean?Why are you so rude when you talk, little guy?No, what are you doing, why is it in your own head?Could it be that if you swallow a spar, it will be like this?

There were a lot of question marks and puzzles, and finally, the Great Sage nodded.

"You are so lucky to have shit! The young master has decided to reward you with a chance to upgrade to a god pet."

"Ah? Super god system? What do you mean by upgrading your god pet?"

"The super god system is my little master. How do you explain it? It is similar to you as a computer and I as your system. I can do many things for you, such as opening plug-ins. As for the meaning of upgrading the god pet, it can help you Upgrade a pet beast, it will be more powerful after upgrade, endowing it with infinite possibilities."

"Ah! Really?" Dasheng wondered if he was dreaming.

"Hehe~" the little boy sneered, then turned around and ignored him.

"elder brother……"

"Come on!"

The Great Sage opened the door and sat on the sofa when he heard his sister screaming outside.

He's going to have to get his head around everything that's happened today, uh, and what's in his head.

"Brother, are you okay? Did you catch a cold because of the heavy rain?" Xiaojian said with a worried expression on his face, and added at the end: "I just caught two strange insects for you. Want it?"

It turned out that his younger sister saw that her brother was in a hurry to kill the monster insects, so she helped catch two of them just now, put them in a transparent bottle and brought them to the Great Sage to shake them in front of the Great Sage, motioning him to see them.

"Little boy, brother wants to be quiet..."

The Great Sage subconsciously said, suddenly, his eyes regained focus, and he stared at the strange insect in the transparent bottle.

"Thank you!"

The Great Sage rushed over.

"Brother, are you catching a cold? It seems weird. By the way, just now there was a strange uncle who was secretly looking up from below. I noticed it. Did he come to ask my aunt to collect debts?"

Upon hearing this, the Great Sage stood up and looked under the window.

Originally, it was nothing. There were a lot of people who came to the house to collect debts, but when he saw the people below, he was shocked.

He actually saw this person on the mountain today. At that time, he was standing behind the castle owner, looking faintly like a secretary.

"Is it the castle master? He still doesn't give up? What are you going to do?"

He looked up to see that the sky was still dark, and there were quite a lot of people downstairs. He pondered for a long time before entering his room.

"Come on, can't you upgrade the beast? Give me a try?" He called out to the back of the little boy in his mind.Until now, he still couldn't believe it, as if in a dream.

"I didn't remind you, but you still know how to catch two, are you a little clever?"

"Ah, what do you mean?"

"Here, I'm lazy, I don't want to explain, are you sure you want to upgrade this little thing?" It looked down on the strange bug a bit, with a disgusted expression.

"Little thing? You didn't appear in my head because of this little thing, and you still look down on others?" The Great Sage was very dissatisfied with its attitude, muttering in his heart, of course he didn't say anything, just nodded.

Suddenly, his room was lit with a dazzling golden light.

The Great Sage watched with his own eyes a strange insect in the bottle gradually shrinking in the golden light. It was originally bigger than a fingernail, and finally turned into a flea-like one. If it weren't for the transparent glass bottle, it would have been impossible to find...

"..."

Looking at this "flea", the Great Sage was dumbfounded.

This is "upgrade"?What the hell, are you sure you're not joking about the rank of immortals?
The upgrade that the Great Sage thinks should be that the monster becomes mighty or tall, but it can become a flea... what the hell?He was so small that he could hardly see.

"My Cao, are you kidding me?" Finally, unable to suppress the anger in his heart, the Great Sage broke out: "Is this how leveling up is? Shouldn't it be more powerful? Even if it's not powerful, it should become more powerful." It looks better, doesn't it? What if I accidentally crush it to death?"

"Heh, mortal~ I'm too lazy to explain to you, you'll find out by yourself~" the little boy turned around after finishing speaking.

"Wait, what's your name?"

"Heh~" The little boy sneered without turning around.

"So it's called ha ha, ha ha, your smoky makeup is really good, it's full of sexiness and enchantment!" The words fell, and the great sage also sneered back.

Then, he saw the little boy's back visibly trembling.

The Great Sage smiled and focused all his attention on the little flea.

"Come out!"

The Great Sage opened the bottle cap and commanded.

He wants to observe, this flea, uh, no, can this little monster understand commands?

However, the next second, the Great Sage was so shocked that he almost jumped to the ceiling.

It, that little flea-like bug, actually got out of the glass bottle directly, and drilled a hole.

"boom--"

Two seconds later, the bottle seemed to be unable to bear the force, so it shattered.

wild!

It is well known that if a grown man hits a board with his fist, most people can only break it.However, if the strength is stronger and the speed is faster, it can directly penetrate a hole in the wooden board.

In other words, the power of this little monster is stronger than smashing the bottle directly!
How terrifying?
It's just crazy!

The Great Sage resisted the urge to laugh, stretched out his hand, and with a slight movement of his mind, the little monster jumped onto the tip of his index finger.

As the arm points!
"Try the wall again?"

As soon as he had this thought, the little monster disappeared, and there was only a "poof", and a ray of light shone from the edge of his desk.

The light came in from the outside of the wall. One must know that the thickness of the wall from his room to the outside was twenty centimeters.

"My dear, the sniper bullets are nothing more than this!"

The Great Sage looked at the light and was really shocked and dumbfounded.

"You're so powerful, so let's name you Xiaojin, shall we? Uh, no, Xiaojin isn't very powerful, or, King of Jinjia? Cheng Yaojin? Forget it, it's still Xiaojinjin, this one is powerful, and there are two gold... "

The Great Sage muttered to himself.

But he didn't realize that the little boy in his mind was thinking hard about something: "Why is the name Xiao Jinjin so powerful?"

After trying for an hour in the room, finally, the Great Sage walked out of the room contentedly.

Xiao Jinjin was placed in his ear, which gave him an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. A thief is like Monkey King, who takes out a "weapon" from the ear after touching it.

"Brother, are you alright?" Xiao Hesitantly said in a low voice, with a little fear in his eyes.

"Hahaha, it's okay, don't be afraid, just now my brother is trying out the magic trick!" The Great Sage said with a smile.

"Oh~" Xiao Xiao nodded and replied in a low voice, not daring to ask more, for fear of being agitated, causing the Great Sage to suddenly go crazy again: "Sister Bai Jingyi just said that she would come and play with me..."

Just as the Great Sage was about to say something, the doorbell rang.

Xiao opened the door and introduced a young girl.

About the same age as the Great Sage, he looks very peaceful and quiet, like an orchid in an empty valley, with an intoxicating temperament.

She is a "well-known" little beauty. Some people jokingly call her the most beautiful flower in the castle. Of course, what the Great Sage likes most is her gentleness and elegance.

"Great Sage, hello~"

"Jing, Jingyi... why are you here?"

"I heard that you met a fairy, so you came here uninvited. Why, make me a fairy?" At the end, she blinked mischievously.

She is very gentle and quiet to others, but for some reason, she always loves to tease the Great Sage, especially when her eyes are animated, which is the most attractive to the Great Sage. How can he, who is a little pussy boy, be able to bear this teasing?

Coincidentally, the Great Sage has always been eloquent and nonsensical to others, and he talks very slickly, but he is very shy when facing her, and he is often speechless.

Perhaps, this is the heartbeat!
"it is good!"

The Great Sage readily agreed, which surprised Jingyi.

"Really?" she said in surprise.

"Really, shall I show you a flying paper?" The Great Sage took a piece of paper and threw it into the air.

The paper slowly floated down, and suddenly, it stopped in the air and flew towards Bai Jingyi.

Bai Jingyi and Xiao were stunned, dumbfounded.

"Come on, wipe off the rain on your head, if you don't wipe it off, you'll catch a cold."

Hearing the words of great sage's concern, Bai Jingyi came back to her senses, and her heart couldn't help trembling slightly.

"Brother, have you really become a fairy? That's great!" Xiao Kai applauded happily, saying in surprise.

Fairy?

Suddenly, the Great Sage had an idea, if Xiao Jinjin could hold the paper, could he also support himself from the soles of his feet so that he could walk in the air?

At that time, wouldn't he really become a fairy?
(End of this chapter)