I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 181 It's all friends~
"Little lady?"

The Great Sage swears that this title is definitely the best title he can think of at this moment.

Because this society is full of deep malice towards men, any name may be complained by girls.

Miss?The woman slapped your face directly, believe it or not!
Call me a girl?The woman will say, do you know me well?Who is your sister?

Call beauty?People will say that you are exaggerated, dishonest, and talkative.

Miss sister?People will say, am I older?Otherwise, why there is a word "sister".

Ma'am is fine, but the problem is that the Great Sage got anxious and forgot.

As for how much money, uh, that's another ugly memory.In the past, Dasheng joined a group chat, and people often sent some pictures of women, and someone would speak up and ask how much it was.

This is memory inertia...

"Who is it?"

Hearing the name "little lady", Li Jianguo turned around suspiciously.

"Hey, big... big!"

She immediately opened her eyes with a smile, which was very natural, and then, suddenly realized something, quickly put away this smile, and said hello without daring to call out her name.

"Uh~ big... big?"

The Great Sage was a little taken aback, his eyes were strange.

He began to wonder, recalling that night, whether he was touched in an indescribable place, otherwise, how would she know that she was big.

It's just that this person is so annoying, it's fine if you know I'm older, but if you say it, what should I do if it makes people envious and jealous? !

Thinking of this, he sneaked a glance at the people around him, but luckily he didn't see jealousy on their faces, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Isn't it true that you can't be called by your real name? I forgot for a while, you, don't get me wrong!"

Li Jianguo quickly explained, but his face was flushed.

It would be better not to explain, once explained, wouldn't the description become darker and darker?

You can tell by the ambiguous expressions of the people on the sidelines.

"Okay, okay, there is no misunderstanding!" The Great Sage was about to end the topic quickly: "Little lady, no, senior sister..." Finally thought of a good name, the Great Sage was obviously relieved.

"Sister, why are you here?"

"I meet the standard, of course I'm here, but I'm not yet 20 years old~ Nascent Soul Stage." She said triumphantly.

"But it's too dangerous!" Dasheng really didn't want her to take risks!
"Stinky boy, don't you look down on me?" Li Jianguo was angry. He rushed up and pinched the waist of the Great Sage, three times to the left and three times to the right, and then stabbed hard with the long nail of his thumb: "I want you to look down on me. Make you look down on me."

The great sage in pain cried out.

After begging for mercy for a long time, Li Jianguo let him go and let him go.

"Ahem, you two, if you want some private space, you can just say it. But now, we have to gather." General Mo glanced at the person behind Li Jianguo, nodded to each other, and said .

"General, what are you talking about, we are still children~" the Great Sage said shyly.

child?

Thinking of the fake names that the Great Sage used when filling out the files just now, General Mo really wanted to slap the Great Sage to death.

Can a child be named after those tigers and wolves?Simply unreasonable!
Li Jianguo's face was not as thick as his, his face turned red, and his heart was pounding wildly.

Next, the two teams moved on together.

Then, he met Xi Yu again.

According to Xi Yu, Wang Luanfei also wanted to come, but because he was too old, he was dragged away crying.As for Wang Luanqi, he was not strong enough to win, let alone Su San, Wang Luanqi's cousin.

This is also predictable, but then, something unexpected happened to the Great Sage.

Ye Qingcheng is also here, she is obviously not in the Nascent Soul stage!
"Don't call me by my name, I used the family's secret method to break through!" Seeing them, Ye Qingcheng seemed to know what they were thinking, and directly preemptively said coldly.

It seems that the icy aura on her body is stronger, giving people a feeling of a cold goddess who rejects people thousands of miles away.

ok~
All of a sudden, four acquaintances were gathered and brought to a multi-purpose hall.

Since Wangcai and Niaoxiaotiao do not belong to human beings, they have to wait outside for the time being, so the Great Sage had to let them wait.

In front of the hall is a high platform with hundreds of seats underneath, and there is also a huge screen showing some videos of humans fighting against alien races.

At this moment, many people have already arrived in the hall, all of them are young and immature, but without exception, their strength fluctuations are extremely strong.

"It's them!"

Xi Yu said suddenly, with a cold tone.

Following his gaze, the Great Sage saw the six teenagers he met at the "Elysium Paradise KTV".

At this time, the six teenagers had obviously seen the Great Sage, and they all showed hostile and provocative sneers, and walked over.

"Yo~ they're all here, and there's an extra girl, haha."

The leader was a blond boy, very handsome, wearing a white silk robe similar to that of western priests.

Ye Qingcheng originally wanted to walk away according to habit, but remembering what his family and sister said, he hesitated for a while, but still didn't move.

"What's wrong? You know me?" The Great Sage was stunned for a moment, tilted his head, and asked him suspiciously.

"Heh, I know you even when you turn into ashes, Sun Da..." He sneered, before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by someone pulling off the corner of his clothes.

At this time, he realized that he was almost being tricked by the Great Sage. He had to know that there were people who knew each other here, and those who could not be called by their real names would be charged with treason.Obviously, this is the Great Sage who wants to dig a hole for him to jump!

Thinking of this, he was afraid for a while, broke out in a cold sweat, pointed at the Great Sage, panting, his face turned white and red, red and white again.

"Heh~ Mom won't let me play with idiots. If you have no IQ, please let me go." The great sage cried out in his heart that it was a pity, and waved his hand as if to chase away flies.

"You! Well, well, please remember, sooner or later you will cry." After speaking, he said with resentment on his face, turned around and left.

The other five teenagers also gave the Great Sage a hard look, and followed him away as if he was the leader.

Seeing this situation, Li Jianguo sighed: "Hey, aren't we all human races? Now we have to go to places of other races, shouldn't it be a relationship of solidarity and mutual assistance? Why did it happen like this?"

"Hehe, this is the inferiority of the human race!" The Great Sage smiled, not taking it seriously: "If the human race were not like this, the compatriots in the ancestral land would have found the earth."

Xi Yu and Ye Qingcheng nodded in agreement with what the Great Sage said.

Isn't that the way it is?

If the human race in the ancestral land did not recognize them, the earth would not be what it is now. At least, with their help, the current situation of the earth will definitely be several times better.

"Big... Senior!"

Suddenly, a voice sounded from behind, full of surprise.

Although I didn't know who it was, it was another person who almost called out his name.

The Great Sage turned around curiously, startled.

He was actually calling himself.

It is Xia Chenyu.

its not right!
When seeing her, the Great Sage was very puzzled, this Xia Chenyu's super power is very powerful, almost unsolvable, but she has no attack power either!
How does this enter the competition?

When Xia Chenyu came here, "unaccompanied" was terrified, seeing the great sage all of a sudden, he was so happy, and ran over in a hurry.

Then, all the seniors, the senior yelled, anyway, she would give a salute to those who were older than her, and give a sweet cry, fully showing her modesty.

"Well, I'm big, but maybe I'm not as big as you?" The Great Sage said with a weird smile.

Hearing what he said, Xi Yu laughed, but Li Jianguo and Ye Qingcheng didn't laugh, girls, it's normal if they can't hear it.

"I'm 16 years old." Xia Chenyu smiled sweetly: "I checked the seniors, you are older than me."

"Okay~"

The Great Sage could only agree: "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to be a substitute player~" She said shyly: "Actually, I'm just here to join in. Besides, isn't my super power a little weird, do I need teammates? When you are in danger, you can help.”

When it comes to this, the Great Sage understands it in seconds.

Yes!

Xia Chenyu's ability is very powerful, but this is under the premise of needing teammates.Now that she has teammates, the combat power of her cooperation with teammates is definitely not just a powerful effect of 1+1, it may be 3 to 10...

The arrangement above is quite thoughtful~ The Great Sage secretly praised it in his heart.

"Big, senior, can I come with you?" Her lovely big eyes looked at Dasheng pleadingly.

She was really timid.

It's okay now, but she can't see acquaintances, if she goes to a foreign race... Thinking about it, she feels panicked and finds it difficult to adapt.

"Well, yes, you are welcome to come with us, but in the future, just call me senior, don't add big words...Although what you are telling the truth, cough cough...it will be misunderstood. Misunderstandings can also Forget it, I'm afraid some girls won't be able to stand it, and they will take the initiative to strike up a conversation with me, and I will be very annoying." After finishing speaking, the Great Sage made a dizzy, troubled look.

Xia Chenyu blushed so ashamed that she couldn't speak.

"All day long, I'll talk nonsense. Come on, this girl, stand next to me and ignore her." Li Jianguo felt a little sour when he heard this, thinking that the Great Sage was flirting with his sister, so he quietly Gently squeezed the Great Sage's waist, and pulled Xia Chenyu to his side.

She thought her actions were very secretive, but unexpectedly, Ye Qingcheng discovered it.

Then, with a pensive look on her face, Ye Qingcheng stretched her hands behind her back, making pinching and rotating gestures... as if she was practicing in advance.

It's fine to have a summer fish...

Next, another fat man came.

"Hello, my servant, Lu Zhishen! You can call me Lu Zhishen, and I'll be fine, hahaha..." the fat man said.

This fat man looks like a ball, and the fat on his face almost squeezed out his facial features. With this smile, uh... he can barely see what he looks like.

"Lu Zhishen?"

fuck?
When the Great Sage heard the name, he immediately understood it, but he was a little depressed. Why can you use your fake name but not mine?

It's not fair!

Before the Great Sage could speak, suddenly, someone beside him burst into laughter and interrupted.

"Hahaha, so it turns out, Lu Zhishen, hello, I'm Shen Gongbao..." A thin and thin young man, very handsome, a bit evil, with heavy bags under his eyes, slightly frivolous steps, seems to be a bit indulgent Excessive look.

Ok!

Lu Zhishen, the deep attack on Baodu is here...

The Great Sage is really angry, what about the equality of people?

If it hadn't been for General Mo's refusal, he would be one of the three big sluts now that he showed his way in.

"I originally wanted to name it Lu Xiaofeng..." Seeing the two of them laughing at each other, the Great Sage couldn't help but said, "But they won't let me."

"Hahaha, it turns out that you are a fellow. It's all right, so what's your name after that?"

The thin young man who came from behind, who was attacking Bao deeply, asked.

"That's why Ximen blew blood..." The Great Sage looked heartbroken.

"Hahahahaha..."

The fat man and the thin man clapped their hands and laughed endlessly.

"Alright, this name, majestic..."

"Isn't it? Bleeding, can you not be majestic?" The thin man smiled obscenely.

The girls couldn't understand what they said, and they were taken aback for a while.

But Xi Yu understood, regret flashed in his heart, if he had known, he would have chosen an interesting name, Qiao Xie, Song Jiang, or something like that, hey.

The three of them talked nonsense.

It turned out that they had all been on the same forum.

That's how they got the name.

Ok!

So, strictly speaking, they are still friends.

"When I come back this time, I'll invite you to wash your feet and take a bath. My family runs a leisure club." The thin man, also known as the deep attack Bao, patted his chest and said, "I'll invite you for a month in a row."

"Uh, that's not very good. If my dad catches me, I'm finished. Although, I really want to go." Lu Zhishen, that is, the fat man, was moved, but after thinking about it, he was still depressed.

"Your family education is so strict?"

"It's not a tutor, my old man just sweeps this." Lu Zhishen looked indescribable.

"Ah, so I was waiting for an institution there, alas, what your father does is really not a human thing." Shengong Bao Shen said in disgust.

It stands to reason that he would be angry when he heard that his father was said to be like this, but Lu Zhishen nodded sympathetically.

"Well, I ask him to resign every day. What is he doing? If this happens a hundred years later, he will go to hell. The crime is serious..." Lu Zhishen said seriously.

"Isn't it? That's the 5000-year-old traditional culture of our motherland. Every time I think about it disappearing now, I feel very sad."

The Great Sage was on the side, watching them chatting like this, he let out a squeak of laughter.

Two wonderful people!
Believe me, this journey will no longer be boring.

"Don't mention family affairs, don't let your real identity be revealed." Xi Yu coughed twice, wanting to join in the conversation, so she reminded.

"Whatever, the above only stipulates that you can't say your real name, and it doesn't say that you can't say anything else." Lu Zhishen smiled indifferently.

What a fool...

　Today, there are three more, please recommend a ticket, do you have it, do you have it, do you have it, if not, I will ask later...

　　


(End of this chapter)