I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 177

So angry!
You said, such a lively melee part, you are still the master, but you don't go in to fight for [-] rounds, hook up, but hide in the room and do such obscene things.

No wonder, you're single!
No wonder, you can't get girls!
No wonder, you want to do such obscene things!
Don't you have any score in mind?

Especially your hands, er, this is understandable, your feet are also missing... What's the situation?
I'm fucked!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, the Great Sage broke into the window directly in a rage.

"Who, who, who!"

Tank was startled, and jumped up from the bed screaming.But because he had no hands or feet, and only relied on the strength initiated by the abdominal muscles, he lost his balance all of a sudden, and immediately fell from the bed to the ground like a bottle falling over.

It made his head dizzy.

However, before Tank struggled to get up and shout for help, a table leg was roughly inserted into his mouth, stuffing him so that he could not utter a sound.

"Uuuuuuu..."

He didn't have a hand to pull it out, and he didn't have eyes to see who it was, so he could only grunt angrily.

In this way, the great sage who wanted to teach him a lesson didn't open his mouth, so he sat on the chair beside him and looked at him angrily.

How indisputable!
Simply, alas, forget it, anyway, the Great Sage feels that this guy has failed the old Principal Luo's painstaking efforts.

After a lot of trouble, he was sent to Wanjie School. Well, tell me, forget about practicing hard, and you won’t even be able to pick up a girl.So, why did you come to Wanjie School? Even if you are picking up girls, it would be nice to give Old Principal Luo a great-grandson...

What a waste!
In addition, there is the most important point, without eyes and hands, isn't this putting yourself in a dangerous situation?He has no sense of safety at all, which is why the Great Sage mainly wants to teach him a lesson.

……

It may have been less than a minute, and soon, the hands, feet and eyes of the tank rushed into the room violently.

In this way, the tank quickly put on its hands first, and got the table legs out of its mouth.

"No matter who you are, you are doomed, I must kill you!" He growled angrily.

Which classmate did he think was joking with him!
However, he doesn't joke with people, he really wants to kill this classmate who fucks with him.

But just after he put on the eyes, he saw that it was the Great Sage, and he stood there in a daze, his head shrank, and he withered.

The Great Sage was staring at him with a fierce look on his face.

"Boss...hehe, boss, are you back?" He smiled flatteringly.

"You don't want to kill me, come, come!" the Great Sage snapped.

"Uh, did you hear me wrong? I didn't say I'd kill you, no, I wasn't referring to you, it was it..." As he spoke, he rushed to the curtain by the window and punched and kicked...

"Kill you, kill you!" He shouted angrily while beating.

"..."

Half a minute later, he smiled obediently, sat back on the bed obediently, put his hands on his lap obediently, and looked at the Great Sage obediently, like a little servant girl.

This stupidity made the Great Sage lose his temper.

"Tell me, what the hell are you doing? So many people?" the Great Sage asked angrily.

"No, just get together to play and get in touch with your classmates~" As if afraid of being blamed by the Great Sage, he also explained: "The old man at home called and said that I have grown up, don't be as withdrawn as before, Let me make more friends in school, so, so...hehe."

"Yes, the old man is asking you to make more friends, but why are you hiding in the room? You, you, even if you hide in the room with a woman and have sex, then I have nothing to say, and even bless you, Have a good time...but what are you doing?!" Dasheng said angrily.

"As the saying goes, if you know yourself and your opponent, you will win every battle~ I'm not observing their weaknesses, so I can get to the point directly, and become good friends with them... Hehe~" the tank thief laughed.

The great sage didn't speak, and had an expression of, you make it up, you continue to make up J8.

"Really, Boss, I had a crush on a girl and wanted to make a move. It was you who interrupted me." He vowed.

The Great Sage stared at him without speaking.

"Really, boss, when did I lie to you?!" Tank said anxiously again.

The Great Sage still did not speak.

Seeing that there was no way to go on like this, Tank took a deep breath and sighed.

"Forget it, boss, let me tell you the truth! I don't know why, as soon as I face a girl, I get nervous, and after a few words, I don't know what to say. If it's money, then everything It's easy to solve. However, as long as I like it, the point is that my mentality has developed a liking for that girl, and when it's over, I don't know how to speak."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the Great Sage depressedly and said, "Boss, do you think my behavior is licking a dog?"

The Great Sage thought for a while and nodded.

"Then I'm like this, isn't it normal? I'm already at this age, and I still lick dogs, huh?" He said worriedly.

"I'm at this age, and I don't have wives and concubines in groups, isn't it abnormal?" The Great Sage retorted him.

"..."

Tank was taken aback, and suddenly, his head was a little messed up.

It took a long time to react, is it normal?Whose family is 17 years old and has a group of wives and concubines?

Seeing that the tank's reaction ability is so poor, the Great Sage is very anxious for him.

And pick up girls, more anxious.

I always thought that he should be very good at picking up girls when he sees Tank being so obscene, but the opposite is true.

Hey~
Do you want to help your brother?

The Great Sage pondered for a long time.

Finally, he came up with an idea, that is to control the tank, let him experience this tension, get used to this tension, and help him get rid of this problem.

As long as he is not nervous, then when he faces the girl he loves in the future, not to mention that it will be a matter of course, the success rate should be very high.

"Little Jinjin!"

"Master, I am here!"

Little Jinjin's voice rang directly next to the Great Sage's ears, because it had always been here.

The voice is also like a child's. Wangcai's voice is a bit simple and honest, but its voice is a little bit like a little girl.

The Great Sage asked what gender it was, and it said that the little monsters don't know gender...

Then why, they all sound like children?It wasn't until the great sage asked the master that the lifespan of the strange beasts was very long. Before they were five hundred years old, they should all be children.

"You have a way to control the tank's body, but can he still sense everything?" Dasheng asked.

"It was not possible before, but it is possible now." Xiao Jinjin said proudly.

"Okay, then you control him. When the time comes, you can do whatever I ask you to do, OK?"

"Okay, master."

As the Great Sage spoke, he also said to Tank: "Now, I will control your identity, and you will slowly get rid of it, getting used to this kind of tension, okay?"

"Boss, how do you control me~ Just kidding, I can't even control me..." Tank laughed.

But in the next second, his eyes suddenly stared, showing infinite fear.

Because, he found that he couldn't control his actions, not even his words.

Then, to his horror, he discovered that his name was Dasheng, Master.

"What a shameful name..." He was so ashamed and angry.

"Owner!"

"Well, you go downstairs now, and then, do whatever I tell you to do."

Tank is his brother, and he must be helped.

After speaking, the tank went downstairs.

The Great Sage threw himself comfortably on the bed, and used Xiao Jinjin, who was now the tank's field of vision, to look at everything downstairs.

Demons dance!

Downstairs, all the students swayed freely to heavy metal music.

Of course, some were dancing, and some were holding paper cups filled with beer, pouring them down their throats forcefully.

"Ask Tank, which one does he like, and let him control himself to find the one he likes."

The Great Sage connected with Xiao Jinjin with his heart.

Soon, Tank walked towards a little loli, er, no, it was a little girl who looked a lot like a loli.

Maybe only 1.5 meters, with a thin body and a mushroom head, no matter how you look, she looks like an underage woman.

Beast!
Seeing this little girl, the Great Sage was convinced. I really didn't expect that Tank would really like this type of girl.He thought that the Great Sage would like such a good figure if he is so obscene...

Of course, he quickly reflected that men do like good figures, but that's because of their visual senses, which doesn't prevent them from really loving cute girls.

That's right!

The girl in front of her is very cute, especially the look in her big eyes, which gives people a combination of innocence and simplicity.

Just these big eyes alone gave the Great Sage a very special feeling.

She has a palm-sized oval face, a small nose and a small mouth, no, this should be considered delicate.If I had to find something to compare it to, it would be a cute Barbie doll.

The face is very cute, but the figure, uh, is horrible, it’s okay to be short, it’s thin, it’s okay if it’s thin, and it’s even an airport, and it doesn’t even have P shares. According to what Tank said before, this is simply a motherboard... …

Ok!

Tank has never met his Daughter of Destiny, but now that he has, he likes this kind of thing.

Human nature is cheap!

The Great Sage immediately thought of this word, who made Tank laugh at it before, but now, he likes it, and it is useless to say anything.

"Hello, girl~"

The Great Sage controlled the tank and walked towards the girl. She was standing alone in the corner, watching the scene of this group of demons dancing and carnival timidly.

Hearing Tank talking, she looked left and right in astonishment, only to realize herself when she saw no one, and pointed at herself cutely with her white and snowy little finger.

"That's right, I'm just cleaning up with you."

In this way, she blushed, and in an instant, her entire cheeks were red.

"Hello~"

"There seems to be something on your face." The tank was controlled.

"Ah? Yes, where is it?"

She hurriedly wiped her face with her hands in a panic, searching, but there was nothing, so she looked at the tank in confusion.

"Tank" smiled, showing a very natural smile, very gentlemanly smile: "It's a bit pretty."

Ah!
This cute girl was like a startled little white rabbit, shaking all over, and quickly covered her face with her hands in shame.

Such a cute move!

She should indeed be a simple little girl, Dasheng thought in his heart.

"I, thank... thank you."

"Hehe, you're welcome, I'm telling the truth~ Also, your behavior is a bit weird."

"Ah, what's wrong?"

Only then did she realize that she was covering her face with her hands, she was a bit petty, so she could only put it down, and asked carefully and nervously.

"Very cute."

"what……"

She turned her head quickly and took a deep breath, feeling as if a drowning person was desperately seeking air.

She only felt that the deer was pounding in her heart, and her heartbeat was almost two hundred, and only by breathing quickly could she not faint.

tease!
Correct!
This kind of teasing technique, in fact, if you just watch it, you don’t feel much, but once you apply it, especially girls who have never been teased or even heard of it, they will definitely not be able to stand it.

Because girls are emotional and romantic creatures.

What I especially like is the surprise.

This provocative term is a fatal attack on them.

Did she feel a little uncomfortable because her heart beat too fast without reading a few words?

Of course, this kind of behavior of the Great Sage is not just for simple teasing, but also to make her mood fluctuate greatly.

Want to pick up girls...

The most important thing is to let her have sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, mixed tastes, so that every time she is with you, she will have different intense emotions, so that she will have a deep memory.Then, when she herself calms down, when she is bored, she will not be able to stand it anymore.

She will keep thinking of you from memory.

At this point, congratulations, this girl can't escape your palm.

Now, "Tank" wants to make her happy first...

In fact, before she was happy, she was nervous and a little flustered. It was obvious that she seemed to be on such an occasion for the first time, so she was naturally nervous.

Then, it should be brought by a friend.

But without her friend, she was a little flustered.

At this time, a boy suddenly came to make her happy, all of a sudden, nervous, panic, happy, surprise, there are four different emotions.

Especially flirting, first suppress and then release.

One, she said that there was something on her face, and she panicked, fearing that something would affect her image; one, she said she was a little pretty, and the sudden change was too provocative.

Two, she panicked when she was said to be a little weird, fearing that she was weird in some way, and once she got to the back, she said she was cute, and she would make a sharp turn.

Of course, these are all learned by the Great Sage.

He has never used this provocative technique on Bai Jingyi and Li Jianguo.

After teasing a few sentences, she stopped for a while. At this time, she couldn't be too excited or surprised. Anyway, she had to change her emotions.

"I am the owner of this villa, and I welcome you very much."

"Thank you~" she said awkwardly.

"Is this your first time in the villa area?" She had just observed, and she was looking around.

"Yes~"

"Then shall I show you around?"

This is to make her feel happy that her curiosity is satisfied.

(End of this chapter)