I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 11 The Unbearable Picture

"Come if you like me, whatever you want!"

She finally changed the line, smiling coquettishly, with the bucket twisted like a snake.

"really?"

The Great Sage looked forward and looking forward, losing himself.

"Really! Anything is fine!"

The fat girl finally regained her self-confidence, thinking that she was a witty girl, and her smile was like a "barbell".

The next second, the great sage rushed forward, which made the fat girl sneer secretly. Sure enough, no one could resist my charm.

In just an instant, she broke down and cried...

Because, the Great Sage actually peeled off the emerald ring on her hand in a flash.

"..."

On the mountain, everyone was dumbfounded.

And the plane head who was about to rush up to hit the Great Sage was stunned halfway, because his belt suddenly snapped, and his pants fell directly to reveal two big hairy legs.

The scene is fixed here.

A fat girl squatted down there crying, and behind him was a young man who took off his pants and looked confused. The picture was a bit harmonious.

"Hey! Scumbag, what do you want to do to this girl!"

Suddenly, the Great Sage pointed at the nose of the plane and reprimanded righteously.

"No, I didn't want to tell her..." Ji Ji was anxious, and quickly explained, because he saw someone coming out of the cave at this moment, and was looking at him in shock.

"Could it be that you don't want to treat her, but me?!" The Great Sage expressed surprise on his face.

"I just think……"

"I can't even think about it, and I'm guilty of thinking about it! I know I'm handsome and suave, but I like women, and you have no chance! No, there is no chance at all!" The Great Sage said angrily and loudly.

The boy at the head of the plane was about to go crazy, because when he saw the boys who had just come out of the cave, apart from the shock, there was also a strong sense of disgust and fear on their faces.

In the end, he was humiliated and silent tears rolled down his cheeks.

"Ah—you bullied my brother!"

The strong boy like a bear roared and rushed towards the Great Sage.

The Great Sage snapped his fingers, and the boy's belt was cut off, and similarly, his pants fell down.Speaking of which, he was even more unlucky, his legs got caught and he threw himself on the boy with the plane head.

When the two were rolling down, their leg hairs were entangled with each other, and the picture simply made countless people unable to bear to look directly at it.

"Great!"

Outside a certain cave on the mountain, a young man surrounded by four people narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

"Master, do you mean that all these farces were calculated by him?"

"I hope not, otherwise, his strength is too terrifying!"

"Why didn't I see him make a move, is it weird?"

"Yes! A very small worm, he seems to be manipulating this worm to do all this. Last time I read an ancient book, there was such a cultivation sect as the Beast Controlling Sect..."

The teacher who brought the Great Sage didn't see it as exciting, and left in astonishment, muttering in a low voice: "No wonder the principal will come in person, no wonder, no wonder..."

The Great Sage, who didn't know that he had been seen through, walked into the Cultivation Academy. Suddenly, looking at the mountain in front of him, he felt a feeling of liking as he touched his pocket.

"Jewelry should sell for a lot of money, right? That's great~"

My sister and aunt came to Dasheng's mind.

As the teacher said, after he entered the academy, no one cared about him.

Some people walked into the cave again after watching the excitement, and some people would step aside in awe when they met him, and some people were curious. In the end, the cute little girl who was about ten years old and looked like a little white rabbit ran over, Volunteered and said that he would take Dasheng to cave 2438.

"Thank you, little sister."

"You can call me Tutu." She said cutely, her voice was as clear as pearls falling on a jade plate: "It was Jin Baba, Jin Zhu, and Big Bear who were going to bully you just now."

"Why are your names so cute?"

The Great Sage was puzzled. In his imagination, shouldn't all cultivators have a Dao name?Isn't this sloppy and casual?Are all cultivators so unkempt?

"Tutu is really my name. Jinbaabaa and Daxiong are my nicknames. They all listen to me." Tutu showed off, looking very powerful.

Seeing this, the Great Sage laughed.

"My name is Great Sage. If I were to give you a nickname, what would it be?" After speaking, Great Sage looked at Tutu expectantly.

"Bitch~"

"??? Why are you still scolding, kid?!"

According to Tutu, the cave is the dormitory for every student in the college, and they call themselves "immortal caves".

"Dongfu" is divided into three, six, and nine grades. If it is good, the aura inside is abundant, tens or hundreds of times that of the outside world.The bad ones are just ordinary, no different from caves.

Dasheng's 2438 cave is at the foot of the mountain. I heard from Tutu that this is an ordinary cave with almost no aura.

The higher you go to the cave, the better, but to go to the top, you either have to worship a master, or you have to hit it.

"Why are these caves so full of aura?" the Great Sage asked.

"Because of the legend, it's just a legend. This mountain itself is a huge strange crystal, which was placed here by a great cultivator to support the younger generation."

"Hahaha, do you believe it?"

The Great Sage couldn't help laughing, if it was a foreign crystal, wouldn't the original owner of the foreign crystal, "that strange beast", be so powerful that it could destroy the earth?Who can bear this?
"Heh~ I'm not a child anymore, how can I be so easy to cheat."

"Uh, aren't you a kid?"

"I'm ten years old this year!"

The Great Sage finally came to his cave, and it was better than expected. There were vents on the walls, wall lamps, clean and tidy, beds, tables, chairs, and even tea sets.

Not only that, there is also a formation at the gate of the cave, which can be opened and closed with an ID card to prevent outsiders from entering.As long as the formation is activated, no one can use violence to enter, unless the comer can destroy the entire mountain.

"There is a handprint next to the door, which is the doorbell. If you press it, it will ring inside."

"Where's the food?" the Great Sage asked.

"In the school cafeteria, but I usually order takeaway."

"It's not good to be so lazy since childhood."

"No, when I first came, I often went to the cafeteria to eat, but those students with superpowers are so annoying."

"Hate? Did they bully you?"

"Hmph, how dare they, but they look down on us cultivators and students, saying that we are all scumbags. To put it nicely, we are called cultivators, but to put it bluntly, we are just mobs, wasting school resources."

The Great Sage thought about it, and heard from the principal that cultivators have a long lifespan, but cultivation is indeed slow.Not only is the practice slow, but the practitioners need epiphany to break through, and failure to break through is waste for a lifetime.Many people choose to be practitioners rather than cultivators because they dare not take the big risk of being a waste for the rest of their lives.

"Then no one will rectify the names of our practitioners? No one can fight?"

"There are senior brothers on the mountain who are very powerful, but they spend a whole day in retreat and practice, and some of them practice for months and a year, and they rarely see them. Moreover, they are not easy to fight with them. They are old and afraid People make jokes and use the big to bully the small."

"old age?"

"Yes, there are senior brothers and sisters who don't want to open their own caves outside, so they live here all the time. The oldest one is five or sixty years old..."

"Uh~ By the way, where can I find information on this student card?" The Great Sage suddenly remembered his Dijiang Tyrannosaurus corpse, which was a lot of money.

"Enter the gate and turn right for 100 meters. There is a cave called the Office of Miscellaneous Affairs."

"Oh~"

"I have to go back to take care of my rabbit. It has been sick recently. I have to take care of it. Brother Dasheng, if you have anything to ask, you are welcome. I will treat you to dinner another day."

"Okay, thank you, bye!"

What about the Great Sage?
Then go to the dormitory arranged when you first entered the school and take back your backpack before going to the chores office.

The name of "Miscellaneous Affairs Department" does not sound good, but when the Great Sage walked in, he found that there was something else.

The cave is hundreds of square meters in size and is full of high technology. The original cave walls are all replaced by touch screens, even the ground, which is incompatible with the atmosphere of the whole mountain.

"Welcome, Sun Dasheng!" A female electronic voice sounded.

"Yo~ It's an intelligent system? I want to check how many honor points I have in my ID card?"

"Three thousand!"

This is the honor point exchanged for the corpse of Dijiang Tyrannosaurus.

"What can I exchange for three thousand honor points?" The Great Sage asked curiously.

"Need to list it for you?"

"Okay, I will choose by myself."

An operation interface appeared on the wall, and the Great Sage pointed into it with his index finger.

At a glance, he was shocked that he could change a lot of things, and he even saw that he could change a helicopter, a combat helicopter with an air flight license.

There are also armored vehicles, not to mention thermal weapons, which are not sold outside.

There are even beauties among them, all skin tones, fat and thin, the Great Sage couldn't help but frown.

corruption!
It's really corrupt, the world is going downhill, and people's hearts are not old!

The Great Sage thought to himself, and couldn't help but read a few more pages with a "critical" eye...

However, he didn't know that this exchange system was common throughout China, and some of the people who used this system were not from schools or even from the military.

How about three thousand honor points?

Thirty-three million six million!
At first, Dasheng's heart was beating wildly. After all, he had never seen so much money before. He had the urge to exchange it immediately, but his eyes were attracted by another thing.

"Hey, there are bronze crystals, and it costs 2000 million?!"

Dasheng wants to say that this system is poor and crazy?The foreign crystals outside are generally only 1000 million.

It wasn't until he saw the description of the strange crystal that he realized that the price didn't seem too expensive.

It is dropped by a strange beast that can blow out steel bubbles. It is said that there is a 90.00% possibility in the strange crystal that it can obtain this ability after being absorbed by the human body.

Of course, the success rate is calculated separately.

"purchase!"

Thinking of his sister's safety and the insidious castle owner, the Great Sage bought it without hesitation.

"What about my aunt?"

The aunt worked so hard to support the Dasheng brother and sister, and the Dasheng felt that he could not treat one more favorably than another.

In the end, he bought another strange crystal that might have the ability of "God's Walk", and prepared to give it to his aunt as a gift. In this way, he spent all the honor points and filled in the address of the cave in 2038.

As for money?
Someone said, why not change it into money and give it to my aunt?
The Great Sage had his own plans, since he had a gift for his sister, he couldn’t leave his aunt for it, and besides, most of the money owed by the aunt was spent by the siblings, and paying back the money was not a gift, it was a duty.

Money, he will find another way, the necklaces, bracelets and rings on his body are all money!

It's a pity that it can't be exchanged directly here, and we'll talk about it when we go out.

He must make more money and send it to his aunt, otherwise, won't the most basic meaning of coming here be lost?
Putting the two bronze heterogeneous crystals into the bag, plus the original gold heterogeneous crystals, the Great Sage has a total of three heterogeneous crystals.

Back to the cave, the Great Sage took out the blue flip-flops prepared by his aunt from his backpack to wash his feet, and then sat on the bed and read the novice practice manual.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" The Great Sage opened the door.

A woman in white, about [-], was actually carrying gold beads, that is, the fat girl was standing at the door.

"Is it Sun Dasheng?" She said with a domineering and superior attitude.

"Correct!"

"You took away my junior sister's magic weapon?"

Hearing these words, the Great Sage narrowed his eyes slightly, and he understood that he beat the younger one and asked the older one to back him up.

"Let's not talk about whether those are magical artifacts, the word 'take away', the senior is not talking about it, it makes people laugh. In the whole college, countless seniors have heard it with their own eyes and ears. She said she would give it to me. !” The Great Sage was not afraid.

"Hmph, I won't talk about that, I just advise you not to talk too fast and take out the things, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

"Speedy? Hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. I haven't done anything to you. You are clearly trying to insult my innocence!"

(End of this chapter)