I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 10 A Cultivation Academy That Floats on Its Own?
"Because of your special situation, I won't take the test and pass!" Finally, the headmaster smiled and said, "Congratulations, you have become a student of the Cultivation Institute of Nanyan Military Academy."

"Uh!" Dasheng was slightly stunned: "But, haven't you tested it yet? If it gets out...will someone gossip that I passed through the principal's, uh, the back door?"

"You don't need to test it. The world is changing a lot, and many new things are incomprehensible. It may be that our technological means are too low, so we can't detect your physical condition... We won't let people gossip."

"All right!"

The Great Sage was a little bit regretful, it seemed that he was too fast, and he should have put a long line to catch big fish. This incident gave him a serious warning, and he must be a persistent man in the future.

"Okay, then I'll let this teacher send you to the cultivation institute?"

What the Great Sage could say, he just nodded.

After the great sage left, the old headmaster's phone rang.

"Haha, Old Li, why did you suddenly call me?"

"What? The resources of the military academy are doubled this year? You just saw our new student taking the test?" The old headmaster was a little surprised. How could these people pay attention to this because they have so much to do.

Although he clearly knew that the test would be online and broadcast, he never expected that such a busy old man would pay attention to it.

"Oh, is the granddaughter of Commander Ye also taking the test? No wonder, the famous child prodigy, I'll go and watch the video later." Hearing the explanation over there, he suddenly understood.

As he spoke, he walked to the corner.

From time to time, the old principal who was talking on the phone would show shock, doubt, and puzzlement.

"Did you see it? No way? No, no, no, haha, how can I not believe in your observation ability, who doesn't know that you are a scout."

"Fart, I don't study science, I'm stupid! I'm just in the middle of the game, and you can't see it clearly. Okay, okay, I understand, I will continue to observe, as you said, the resources are also It will be several times more than others, rest assured..."

"Hahaha, congratulations, you have received a good seedling!" The decibels of the phone on the other side rose, and there was a hearty laughing voice.

"Aren't my people just your people, your people are also my people, congratulations?!" The principal responded.

"Fart! Trying to trick me again? My daughter-in-law Xiuchun can only be mine!"

"Nimma selling batches..."

………………

Leaving here, the Great Sage was led by a teacher to the Cultivation Academy.

"Upgrade once?! Are you a devil? Obviously there are two bronzes and one silver, so it should take three times!" The Great Sage reasoned angrily with Hehe.

"You bastard, didn't the young master tell you? Your monster is the second upgrade, it must be more difficult than the first time! Or, give the young master the strange crystal of the Dijiang Tyrannosaurus, the gold level One of the foreign crystals is definitely enough."

"I think you're blackmailing!"

"Use it or not, I'm too lazy to talk to you."

"Then you return the coins and give me back all the strange crystals! I'll sell them for money, isn't it delicious?"

"Dream you!"

In the end, the Great Sage found out that this system was not only unscrupulous, but also rogue, so he had no choice but to give up.

"Then if I keep it, I should keep it, okay?"

"..." Hehe, he didn't want to talk to him.

"If you don't speak, it will be regarded as your agreement, haha!"

"Cultivation College" is a unique and unique scenery in Nanyan Military Academy, because the teaching buildings are generally made of reinforced concrete, which is generous and decent, but the Cultivation College is built on a mountain, a desolate black stone mountain with no plants.

When the teacher pointed to the densely packed caves on the mountain, the Great Sage was stunned.

"What about the country's special care? What about the promised resources and rewards?" He thought of the old principal. At that time, his language and demeanor were still vivid in his memory.

"The old man is so bad, I actually believed in him!" The Great Sage was heartbroken.

"Go in! Cave 2438!"

"what?"

Seeing that the teacher was about to leave, the Great Sage was very confused, shouldn't he hand me over to a certain teacher?This is gone?
"Oh, there are so many things in the secular world for cultivators. What they pay attention to is the way of nature, and everything follows nature. After you enter your cave, you will have a novice practice manual. After you succeed in cultivation, there will be a teacher who values ​​you. You can practice along with it.”

"Then what if the teacher doesn't value it? Naturally... just fend for itself?" The Great Sage's mind was full of question marks.

The system of this Cultivation Academy is too...too sloppy, right?

"It seems so! Hehe~" the teacher smiled, his eyes full of teasing: "There were two students before, and I brought them here, but they couldn't stand the situation and left in a fit of anger."

"Hehe!" The Great Sage laughed angrily.

"Hey, you're new here? Hahaha, everyone, come and see, there's a new student here!" Suddenly, someone's voice sounded from afar.

It was a tall and thin boy, dressed in black, blowing a strange golden airplane head, as if seeing something interesting and new, laughing and screaming, just like a big horse monkey.

While he was calling for friends, a fat girl and a simple-looking, bear-like bald boy came out of another cave.

The chubby girl had a thick dress on her face and a huge body, but she was wearing slightly transparent satin.The bear-like boy has all kinds of tattoos, even on his head, either dragon or phoenix.

No matter how you look at it, the Great Sage feels that they are not like cultivators, but more like a group of delinquent teenagers.

What the hell is this devil cultivation institute?

Could it be that they are not cultivating Taoism, but cultivating demons?

"Hey, come in, are you worried that no one will teach you? Let the senior teach you a good lesson!" The tall and thin boy said excitedly.

"???"

The Great Sage suddenly felt that this was no longer the Devil's Seminary, it was more like a prison, and they seemed to want to give themselves a "killing stick".

Their yelling caused more than a dozen people to come out of the cave, looking at the Great Sage with different expressions.There were those who gloated, those who were interested, and those who were worried. That was a cute and innocent girl, like a bunny, about ten years old.

"Brother Baa, don't!" At this time, the little girl was persuading.

"Don't worry! I guarantee that he still has the strength to climb back into the cave, right? Hahaha!" The boy with the head of the plane laughed, and the three of them leaped down from outside the cave.

The teacher retreated to the side with a smile. He also wanted to see a good show. This is the rule of the Cultivation Academy, and he has no right to intervene.

"Give me a lesson?" Dasheng stood two steps forward and looked at them curiously: "What kind of lesson? Are you going to hit me?"

"No, no, no! We are cultivators, how can we fight and kill, and we must convince people with virtue, hehehe!" The boy with the hair of the plane smirked strangely.

"But I don't know how to convince people with virtue, what should I do?" The Great Sage said in distress, "I only know how to beat people in the street..."

"???"

Hearing this, a group of spectators were stunned. They really didn't expect the Great Sage to be so bold and dare to turn against the general.

"Go, fat girl!"

The boy was sullen and asked the fat girl to come forward.

Immediately, she danced, holding flowers in her hands, twisting the waist of the bucket, with a charming smile on her face.

Seeing this, many onlookers showed awe.

They still remember the last time, when a freshman fell under the fat girl's pomegranate skirt as soon as he arrived, he looked like he was enjoying himself very much. In the end, he rushed forward anxiously, but was knocked down and convulsed. The pants are wet.

really!

In the next second, they saw that the Great Sage's expression gradually became dazed, and then he showed a smile that they thought should be "idiot".

coming!

In the middle of the move!
They were inexplicably excited.

As the fat girl approached the Great Sage, they became more and more excited.

"My lord, do you like me?" The fat girl was talking delicately while dancing.

"I like it!" the Great Sage murmured, with greed in his eyes.

"What do you like about me?" When the fat girl said this, she proudly stood in front of the Great Sage.

"necklace."

"???" Everyone was taken aback for a moment, a bit unable to accept this magical turning point.

"Then don't you like me?" The fat girl continued to strengthen her skills, and there were even melodious sounds, such as drums, zithers, and pianos, around her.

"Like... the necklace."

The idiotic smile on the Great Sage's face suddenly faded, and there were more stubborn expressions, as if he wanted to break free from the illusion.

"As long as the young master likes it, I'll give it to you!" Seeing this, the fat girl couldn't allow herself to fail in front of so many people, so she took off the gold necklace with a few diamonds to the Great Sage.

The Great Sage happily took it.

"So do you like me now?"

"like."

"What do you like about me?" The fat girl showed a smug look.

"bracelet."

It was a pair of imperial green jadeite bracelets.

"???" The fat girl was taken aback.

Seeing the great sage's eyes trying to break free, in order to achieve the goal, the fat girl secretly gritted her teeth and quickly took off the bracelet to him again.

"So do you like me now?"

"like."

"happiness……"

Speaking of this, the fat girl suddenly stopped, not daring to ask any more questions habitually, but instead glanced at what else was on her body, feeling inexplicably panicked, very panicked.

God!Who will tell me what to do next?
Waiting online, very urgent...

(End of this chapter)