I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 1 Pentakill?No, one hundred thousand kills!

In 2120, in the extreme south of China, outside Linjiabao...

It was just past noon, and the sky was already dark, covered with billowing dark clouds, as if the entire void was about to collapse and press down.Listening to the howling wind and howling ghosts and wolves in their ears, people hurried home.

There was only a small, thin figure about fifteen or sixteen years old lying on the edge of the "Xishuang Jungle" outside the fort, trying to find something.

"Haha, I found it!" Suddenly, the figure cheered, put his left hand on the ground, and slapped forward vigorously with his right hand.

"Crack~"

After the slight shattering sound, when he stretched out his right hand again, the corpse of an unknown beetle had been shattered, leaving a piece of green slurry, which was very disgusting.

"Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-five?"

He was muttering to himself, not caring about wiping his hands, looking for something in the night, then he shook his head and sighed.

"Brother, brother, don't kill the monsters, come back quickly..." A series of urging voices came from the little girl in the distance.

"I'll be back later."

"It's going to rain, if you don't come back right away, your clothes will be dirty and you will be beaten by your aunt~"

"How can you look so handsome when you're not dirty?!"

He chuckled, ignored his sister's shouts, and continued to search for the "strange bug" in the depths.Today, the goal of "one hundred thousand kills" must be achieved.

"Strange bug" is a new kind of strange beast that appeared on the earth.

50 years ago, countless space cracks suddenly appeared on the earth, and countless strange beasts swarmed out of them. They were as huge as mountains, or as small as mosquitoes, some were ferocious and some were harmless, and strange insects were one of them.

The "strange bug" is about the size of a thumb and looks like a beetle. The strangest thing is that it can survive without eating, so it is called so.

And why did the Great Sage kill it?
Because it is often broadcast on the TV news, whoever kills a powerful alien beast to get the treasure "spar", and the spar is exchanged for a huge wealth beyond imagination.

Originally, this was nothing. The audience was tired of hearing this kind of old news, because they dared not kill the powerful alien beast, and they couldn't hide in time. It was a terrifying existence that could not be destroyed by guns!

But Dasheng had a strange dream when he was a child. In the dream, he saw a golden monster, and after he shot it to death, hundreds of millions of golden lights shone on the whole world, and his life suddenly changed drastically.

Flying Swordsman!

Call the wind and call the rain!

Overwhelming!

Reach for the stars and destroy the moon!

It's nothing to say it's just a dream, but every time the Great Sage has a dream, it almost always comes true.

I dreamed that my neighbor gave birth to triplets, and it turned out that there were actually three.

For example, when he grew up, he dreamed that he bought a lottery ticket and won 380 yuan. Two days later, he really won 380 yuan.

He had told others about other dreams, but he never mentioned that incomparably miraculous dream, but since then, he has been looking for and killing strange insects intentionally or unintentionally.

Kill a hundred, no!
One thousand, no response!
Ten thousand, if a normal person is afraid that it will be too much, they will give up directly.

Only the great sage has an example of dreaming, firmly believing in himself, strong perseverance, and the number of strange insects is so large that they can withstand suicide to reach the current number of "95".

After ten years!

From the age of six to the present, sometimes he also doubted, was disappointed, gave up, and finally chose to persevere.

"Go deeper!"

After walking a hundred meters inside, the Great Sage entered a thick bush that was as tall as a person.

"Cough~"

Suddenly, something moved, and the sound of cutting grass and leaves came.

The Great Sage was slightly startled, but fortunately, it was Uncle "Zhiqiang", a neighbor from the Lin Family Fort, who appeared.

"Uh, it's about to rain, why are you still working so hard to find strange insects to kill?" Zhiqiang carried a rusty shotgun on his back, with a teasing smile in his eyes: "Go home quickly, and move on." If not, there may be a powerful alien beast, which is dangerous."

"It's almost ready, I'll go home after getting a few more."

"Hahaha, let alone a few, even if there are thousands or tens of thousands, it is impossible for this little thing to explode the spar. If it could explode, it would have been killed long ago, especially those strong ones. It can kill a lot of people. Sigh, I don’t know who was so bad when you were a child, who lied to you that killing mobs could explode crystals.” Zhiqiang had a confident look of “I know best”.

He does have the right to say this, because he is one of the few in the Lin Family Fort who has killed some large strange beasts.The Great Sage has seen it with his own eyes. He dragged back a colorful beast as big as a wild boar and sold it for tens of thousands of dollars.

"Qin Shihuang said that heaven rewards hard work, and hard work will definitely pay off~"

"Qin...Did Qin Shihuang say this? Uh... well, let's pretend he said it... But even if you don't believe me, you still have to believe the news. If it can break, the news will already be there! Then It’s not an exploding spar, it’s a miracle, okay?”

The Great Sage didn't reply, just smiled.

There are many people who persuade him not to waste time, some people are too lazy to persuade him, and some even ridicule the great sage as a fool dreaming, thinking about money and crazy, but this uncle has been persuading and persevering.The Great Sage knew that he had good intentions, otherwise, if it was someone else, he would have been impatient.

After a few words of persuasion, seeing that the Great Sage was unmoved, Zhiqiang sighed and left.

An hour later, the Great Sage killed three more insects, and even if he rolled down with his eyes wide open, he didn't find another strange insect.

"Could it be that I really killed all species?"

Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!

Only two!

The Great Sage had already planned for the worst. Even if he got nothing at that time, he would have fulfilled a childhood dream. One hundred thousand would be a commemoration, so even though it was raining, he didn't want to go home.

The raindrops in September are very cold on the skin, but the heart of the Great Sage is burning.

"How about going a little further in? The direction from Uncle Zhiqiang should be safe?"

My heart was beating slightly, and finally, in order to satisfy the hundred thousand wishes, the Great Sage finally went into the depths.

The deeper you go, the denser the trees and bushes become, like an uninhabited ancient wild forest. Also, since the alien beasts came to the earth, except for some hunters and strong ones, few people dare to go into such a place again. deep jungle.

"Haha, there's one here!"

Finally, the Great Sage shot another one to death, but still got nothing.

Today, it is only one short of one hundred thousand!
one!

Thinking of this, he became excited.

Then, the rain became heavier and heavier, and there were already lightning dancing in the sky, and the thunder was rumbling non-stop.

"Aren't the deeper you go, the more strange insects you have?"

Half an hour later, the Great Sage frowned and said angrily, he was drenched completely, and he was as embarrassed as a drowned chicken. Finally, he thought about going back, no matter how bad he was on the way back, he could meet one, right?

But then, when he looked around, he realized that he no longer knew where he was.Looking around, there is rain and vegetation everywhere, without any difference.

Dumbfounded...

You are going to die, but you can't find your way home?

He anxiously searched for the direction, and suddenly, he found a strange insect lying on the tree in front of him.

"One hundred thousand!"

Thinking about this, the Great Sage became a little nervous, temporarily forgot about getting lost, walked over on tiptoe, and suppressed the strange insect away with one palm.

Snapped!
After slapping the monster with his palm, he didn't pick it up, but was as excited as a gambler, whispering nervously, "It must be violent, it must be violent!"

At this time, his heart was beating very fast, his hands were trembling slightly, and the blood in his body was rushing like the Yellow River. After waiting for a long time, he dared not take his hands away.

"Forget it, give it a go, the bicycle becomes a motorcycle!"

He stretched out his hand abruptly, his eyes widened like copper bells in an instant.

sluggish!

stunned!

I saw that except for the green slurry in the field of vision, there was nothing.

"Hahahahaha..."

The Great Sage seemed to hear something break in his heart with a "bang", and suddenly laughed, the laughter became louder and louder, he laughed hysterically, and finally burst into tears.

Laughing and laughing, he cried.

Maybe it's really tired, maybe it's disappointment, yes, the sense of satisfaction that the great sage finally broke through [-], the commemorative significance is still no match for disappointment, and he slumped on the ground powerlessly.

"Dreams may come true, but this dream is too big, boundless..."

"What God rewards hard work, God is fair, it's all fake..."

Suddenly, the Great Sage realized that all of this was his extravagant wish for good wishes.

how to say?It's like buying lottery tickets all your life and putting your life's hopes on the winners.

The corners of his mouth drew self-deprecation, and bitterness appeared in his eyes. In fact, the Great Sage did not seek to make a fortune, but just wanted to get a spar so that the family could pay off their debts and live a more comfortable life.

After a long time, he stood up, the Great Sage had no expression on his face.

"Monster?"

Suddenly, his sight caught another strange insect.

It's a pity, now he lost the mood to kill the monster, just ignored it, and walked back according to his feeling.

"Boom—"

Lightning "chucked" across the sky.

All of a sudden, the sky was bright, and the Great Sage was stunned.

Got electrocuted?

No, he seems to have seen something incredible.

Out of the corner of his eye, he actually saw a faint golden light from that strange insect just now.

At that moment, the Great Sage was shocked, turned around and continued to look at the strange insect without taking his eyes off it, but the strange insect was still the same as before.

"Illusion? I'm afraid I'm crazy?"

The Great Sage laughed at himself, and was about to leave again. The sky suddenly brightened again, and lightning flashed across.

"Golden light, there is really golden light, I am Cao!"

The Great Sage was dumbfounded, screaming wildly in his heart, gradually roaring crazily.

He was right!

This time, he was 100% sure that the strange insect was emitting a faint golden light, no, the golden light was slowly burning, as if the flames were constantly growing.

"Hahahahaha..."

Dreaming of that dream, he laughed again, no longer self-deprecating, no longer bitter, but crazy and joyful.

Who said killing mobs is wishful thinking?
Who says miracles are impossible?
He is about to make his dream come true!
Yes, people have no dreams, so what is the difference between them and salted fish!
If you have a dream, go after it, do it, go for it!

The lightning flashed again and again, and the strange insect seemed to be absorbing the light of the lightning, growing rapidly, and the golden light became brighter and brighter.

The more the Great Sage watched, the more excited he became, and his whole body trembled like a sieve.

Half a minute!

The brightness of the golden light is already very conspicuous, it looks like a magic lamp made of gold, illuminating the surrounding ten meters.

It's absorbing the power of lightning?
Correct!
Every time the lightning strikes, the Great Sage, with the eyes of a mortal, can't find it at all. There are invisible mighty powers that quietly descend and spread to the strange insects.

A space is forming inside the body of the strange insect, which is getting bigger and bigger, and miraculous things are happening quietly.

No longer hesitate!

The great sage took a step forward, rushed towards the strange insect, and slapped it out, as if with the power to smash the whole world into pieces.

boom……

The slap was pressed hard on the tree, the Great Sage didn't care about the shock and pain, he stretched out nervously again, muttering something.

Huh?
There is nothing?
Could it be an illusion?
Just when he thought so, he turned his head, but the golden light was already in another place.

It turned out that the monster flew away!
So fast! ! !

Its speed was so fast that the Great Sage didn't notice it.

However, the faster it is, the more excited Dasheng is, which is enough to prove its singularity.You must know that ordinary strange insects not only move slowly, but also don't even have the instinct to dodge danger.

One hundred thousand have passed, so it takes one hundred thousand and one to have such a miracle!
"Boom~" Another lightning flashed across the head of the Great Sage.

The Great Sage was so engrossed that he didn't notice the abnormality of the lightning at all. He suppressed the impulse and didn't make a sound, as if he was afraid of startling it away. He attacked again and slapped the golden light to suppress it...

boom!
Again, another miss!

Failed again and again, Dasheng tried again and again.

Obviously, this is a very unscrupulous strange insect, it is really too fast!
Because he was so engrossed, the Great Sage didn't even notice that the lightning flashed across the sky above his head one after another, which was very abnormal.

He could only see the golden light flickering from the strange insects, which became more and more intense, like a round of golden sun hanging in the jungle, illuminating a radius of [-] meters with golden light.

The Lin Family Fort, far away from the Xishuang jungle...

"Hey, look quickly, the woods are on fire!"

"It's pouring rain, can there be a fire?"

"I don't look like a fire, it's golden, like the sun... The sun was shot down by the descendants and fell to the ground?"

"It is rumored that whenever a divine treasure is born, it will bring a shocking vision, Chen Lang, why don't we go and see it?"

"Hehe, are you crazy if you want to get rich? It's also possible that some terrifying alien beast has come, and then the sheep will enter the tiger's mouth."

"There is a guardian battle castle a hundred miles away, so it is impossible for such a powerful beast to appear?"

"Fish that slipped through the net is extremely common."

"Let's go, the brave ones, the timid ones starved to death, let's go and see!"

"Hurry up, first come first served!"

Seven or eight youths who were not afraid of death rushed out of Linjiabao one after another, and there were also naughty children who wanted to follow, but they were dragged back by the old people who yelled and cursed.

In the end, the owner of the castle was alarmed and hurried over with a dozen heavily armed soldiers in camouflage uniforms.

Their speed is very fast, especially those soldiers with guns on their backs and camouflage uniforms.

In less than half an hour, they were already close to the place where the sun shrouded the sky and the precious light soared to the sky, especially when they found that the temperature had not changed, which made them even more excited and excited.

Not a fire?Then, it must be a treasure!

"boom--"

Just when they were less than a hundred meters away from the place where the Great Sage was, there was a terrifying thunder in the sky that tore through everything, striking down with a destructive aura.

Suddenly, the ground trembled and the mountains shook, and all the latecomers fell down.

When they got up and rushed over, they saw under a towering tree, the Great Sage was standing there clutching his stomach, with a strange expression as if constipated.

"It's so unpalatable, I actually ate a burnt strange insect? I won't be poisoned, and die young, right? Oops, how come there is still light after eating it?"

Looking down from the perspective of the great sage, there is a faint golden light shining between the palm and the gap between the belly, and it shines through.

(End of this chapter)