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Chapter 10 010. Teacher Lu's mentality collapsed (33)

Chapter 10 010. Teacher Lu's mentality collapsed (33)
At this time, Lu Yuan, who had done a lot of things and forgot to the back of his mind, didn't know it. Just a day later, Liang Yuxiao, who was gnashing his teeth with hatred, had already uploaded the latest evaluation video.

In just one morning, this video has climbed to the top three positions on the hot list, and it seems that the momentum is unabated, and it is likely to directly drive No.1 off the stage.

It has to be said that in terms of news timeliness, Liang Yuxiao, a professional-educated up host, did a very good job, and successfully became the first person to eat crabs.

It's just that Liang's heart is quite entangled now. While enjoying the joy of overwhelming his competitors, he also has to bear the pain of playing free advertisements for his "mortal enemy".

This should be the so-called "pain and happiness"...

As always, Lu Yuan was belatedly aware, never thinking that his "stubborn" behavior had deeply offended a little girl.When I followed the clues in the comment area to find Liang's video, I also praised the little classmate for his understanding and righteousness.

After clicking on the video, Liang Yuxiao's three-point strong and seven-point sexy voice came to Teacher Lu's ears.

"Hello everyone, I'm Liang Yu Xiaoxiao, who I haven't seen for a long time. Today I bring you what you are looking forward to... "Weekly New Tour Hot Reviews."

"That's right, "Sand Sculpture New Tour Top 1" that was supposed to be released yesterday is an unfortunate pigeon. As for compensation, of course there will be. Xiaoxiao will announce it to everyone at the end of the video."

"You may say that there are at least 100 new games released on the S platform every week. Can't you find a bad sand sculpture game that has no connotation, fresh and refined?"

"Xiaoxiao tells everyone that there are, and what I recommend to you today is such a rotten, fresh and refined game with no connotation in the gameplay, but it can make people think carefully and terribly. The rubbish game."

"The name of this game is "Dinosaur Simulator."

"I have to say, this is one of the most perfunctory game names Xiaoxiao has ever played. The designer obviously didn't want to spend even a second on naming it."

"Don't think that this is the lower limit of this game company, that would be too 'obligatory'."

"The icon of this game is like this..."

"The official announcement picture is like this..."

"The main interface looks like this..."

"Modeling goes like this..."

"Its UI only has one item of hunger, and the system menu can only view the survival time ranking and exit. That's right, it doesn't even have a save file, because this garbage game is an online game!"

"And, once you die in this game, you have to start all over again. Hardcore persuasion is unique!"

"Okay, the rant is over. Please don't go back and read the title. There is nothing wrong with this episode. Let's get to the point."

"As I said before, this game doesn't even have the most basic system setting parameters, and this is what Xiaoxiao wants to like."

"The classic machine currently used for recording videos is a 'learning machine' bought by Xiaoxiao when she was in junior high school. You can see that while the recording software takes up 70% of the CPU computing power, the picture is still very smooth."

"Speaking of which, I'm beginning to understand this shitty modeling."

"..."

"Let's take a look at the core gameplay of the game."

"Xiaoxiao can tell everyone responsibly that its core gameplay is that there is no gameplay."

"Everyone should be familiar with sandbox games. The sandbox game called "Mining Ship" has always been talked about by everyone for its degree of freedom and scalability. It has been occupying sandbox games since it became popular. The No.1 number of downloads shows that players love it."

"But this game is different. Its upper limit of freedom is the same as the lower limit of its designer's poor character. It is absolutely beyond your imagination."

"If you are lucky enough to enter the game and see a large group of dinosaurs cooking, farming and building houses, please don't be surprised. It is possible to add such a humanized design for players."

"These are the gameplays that hard-working players have dug out by themselves. A game where communication depends on gestures, so I dare not ask too much."

"While Xiaoxiao was editing the video, a player sent a message saying that a small coal mine and associated kaolin and hematite had been discovered on the map. Players from exploration and smelting are trying to mine and smelt."

"This attempt, if successful, has the potential to directly advance the game from the Jurassic age to the Iron Age."

"Well, I don't know how big the brains of the designer of this game are, and how long it took to do these boring things, so that they don't even want to make a login scene."

"However, the facts have proved time and time again that the depth of the game dug out by the players still cannot catch up with the depth of the designer's imagination."

"What Xiaoxiao wants to say is that, in fact, there is a child hidden in every adult's heart. If your enthusiasm for changing the world has not been wiped out by real life, then this game may be very suitable for you."

"In addition, on behalf of all players, I hereby solemnly appeal to this unknown designer: Hurry up and have some snacks! At least one more function should be added. Everyone has had enough of communicating with sign language! After all, not everyone Dinosaurs have enough fingers!"

"..."

"Well, Xiaoxiao would like to give a friendly reminder at the end. If you want to try this game, you are strongly encouraged to use mechanical keyboards."

"In this way, when you are angry and throw the keyboard, you can experience the feeling of the keys flying around."

"Don't ask me how I know, just try it yourself."

"Oh, by the way, Xiaoxiao is going to start a live broadcast in order to make up for the video that she owed. She will dig into this game with everyone. Old friends should know Xiaoxiao's live broadcast room number. Friends brush up."

"Don't forget to support Xiaoxiao with one button and three times in a row, there will be surprises during the live broadcast~"

…………

After Lu Yuan finished watching the video, he dragged it down casually, but immediately felt that his whole body was not well.

"Unlimited degrees of freedom, do whatever you want, 100% fidelity, give you a real world! Recommended by Xiaoxiao, blow it up!"

"The [-] cents upstairs has already arrived."

"My family, Xiaoxiao, is dying too? We have to guard against the lessons learned from the past!"

"It's okay to let her fit!"

"Let her be +1!"

"The game has been played, and the mentality has collapsed. Who will report the keyboard money and the blade money for the greeting plan?"

"Sure enough, there are three no products, no sincerity, same regards!"

"The full name of the game is "Dinosaur Simulator", search directly on S station. At present, the official is launching the "One-star review, reminder update" campaign, one-star comment can get a function update award~"

"+1'd in"

"It has been forwarded, the sightseeing group is on the way!"

"..."

[System prompt: current evaluation -1]

【Evaluation-1】

【Evaluation-1】

【…】

Teacher Lu: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ

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[Pujie Talk·005: Sometimes you think that the evolution process of Xiaopujie is "Little Pujie→Pujie→Little God→Great God", but most of the time it will only be "Little Pujie→Old Pujie". 】

(End of this chapter)

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