The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 75 Summoning
"What's your attitude?"

Seeing Yu Yishan's leisurely appearance lying on the bamboo chair, the black-faced policeman suddenly became furious: "I'm talking to you, what do you mean by lying down?"

Yu Yishan raised his eyelids lazily, as if he didn't pay attention to anyone: "You say what you say, and I will lie with mine... What do I mean, do I need to explain to you?"

Uncle Gou couldn't hold back anymore at this time, he took a step forward, pointed at Yu Yishan and interjected: "Bastard, you are still so arrogant when the police came, you injured someone yesterday, and you stole something... did it With so many bad things, aren’t you afraid of going to jail?”

Yu Yishan couldn't help laughing.

Doesn’t this mean that you reason with him, he plays hooligans with you, you play hooligans with him, and he comes to explain the law to you again, and when you really talk to him about the law, he’s afraid he’s going to play hooligans again...

"I'm afraid."

Yu Yishan joked: "I'm afraid you don't have enough money, just a box of silver dollars, you have so many people coming here and there, everyone has done their part, and some people have been injured... just tens of thousands of yuan For money, how do you divide the money?"

Uncle Dog was taken aback, and then became excited again: "You are talking nonsense, there are at least a few thousand oceans in that box, and 100 yuan each is worth hundreds of thousands...Did you take it for yourself!"

embezzle?

Yu Yishan laughed dumbfounded, the use of this word is simply inexplicable.

The black-faced policeman looked cloudy and uncertain, and he looked at Yu Yishan coldly: "So, you admit that you took something and beat someone?"

Yu Yishan thought for a while: "That's right, the thing is in my hands, and I beat the person too... What's wrong?"

The black-faced policeman was annoyed: "Okay, you're quite arrogant, follow me to the police station, and I'll see if you can continue to be arrogant."

"No time!"

Yu Yishan ignored the black-faced policeman.

The black-faced policeman froze for a moment, and then said angrily, "Are you trying to rebel? Do you know that you are resisting arrest? I can kill you on the spot at any time!"

As he said that, the black-faced policeman took out a pair of handcuffs from behind his waist, and came up to arrest Yu Yishan.

The dog uncle also hurriedly followed, as if he wanted to help.

Fighting, he knew he couldn't beat Yu Yishan, but with the police around, would Yu Yishan still dare to resist?

That's called violent resistance to the law, resisting arrest, obstructing official duties, and assaulting the police...

A bunch of crimes popped up in Uncle Dog's mind, and he was trembling with excitement.

They discussed it last night, as long as Yu Yishan was sent to the police station for a day, they would have enough time and space to rummage through Yishan's house to search for the box of ocean.

Last night was too short, otherwise, something could hide from their eyes.

Yu Yishan smiled coldly: "I advise you to talk about some rules, enough is enough."

The black-faced policeman's heart skipped a beat, and he became even angrier: "You, a poor boy with no parents, dare to challenge me? I'll teach you what the rules are!"

After that, he grabbed Yu Yishan's wrist with one hand, and was about to throw off the handcuffs with the other hand.

"Snapped!"

A heavy slap slapped the black-faced policeman on the forehead, his entire head was slapped backwards, and the police cap was slapped flying.

The black-faced policeman staggered two steps, sat down on the ground, swayed for a while, and finally lay down.

I can't lie down, I'm too dizzy.

Uncle Gou was stunned by Yu Yishan's slap, and he happened to walk up to Yu Yishan at this time.

Although Yu Yishan was still lying on the bamboo chair, and his whole body seemed soft, but those eyes scared him a lot.

Uncle Gou stepped back in a hurry, collected himself, and hurried to help the black-faced policeman.

"Bastard, you are finished, you dare to hit the police...you are finished..."

Uncle Dog was flustered and kept babbling.

Yu Yishan glanced at him: "Get lost! What kind of police are temporary personnel pretending to be?"

He originally wanted to slap Uncle Dog, but Uncle Dog hadn't done anything to him after all, and he had no reason to defend himself.

Doing things must be reasonable and legal, at least to be able to take advantage of legal loopholes, especially for anchors who live under the camera.

There are tens of thousands of viewers watching his live broadcast now, and he doesn't want to be caught by anyone.

As for beating the police... Hehe...

There was also a commotion in the live broadcast room.

"Shan Ye Niubi!"

"Shan Ye is mighty! Even the police dare to beat him!"

"Master Shan is going to cause trouble now!"

"I think Master Shan looks confident, so there shouldn't be any problem."

"Master Shan actually has a lot of background, right? Is he the son-in-law of some high-ranking official or rich man?"

"Super son-in-law?"

My son-in-law looks at you!

Yu Yishan almost vomited blood: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm still an innocent single dog, if you talk nonsense like this, how can I find a girlfriend in the future."

"Master Shan, I want to have a monkey with you!"

"I'll give you a rabbit!"

"Don't make trouble, haven't you seen something happened to Mr. Shan?"

……

The black-faced policeman woke up slowly, and suddenly got up from the ground. He looked around, then at Yu Yishan, and said angrily, "How dare you hit me?"

"It was you who hit."

Yu Yishan said disdainfully: "Do you think that you can do whatever you want by wearing a police uniform? If you don't move, you can just get handcuffed, and if you don't beat you, who will you beat?"

The black-faced policeman trembled angrily: "Okay, okay, okay, you have the guts, you are going to resist arrest now!"

Yu Yishan took a sip: "I reject your size, what qualifications do you have to arrest me?"

The black-faced policeman was furious: "I am a policeman, I am handling a case now, you must go back with me to assist in the investigation!"

"The police are amazing? Do you have an arrest warrant? Do you have a summons warrant? You don't take anything out, you don't speak clearly, and you just want to handcuff me? Are you still asleep?"

Yu Yishan said disdainfully: "Your police station comes out alone to handle the case? Is there a report record? Is the case filed? Don't think I don't understand anything, put away your little thoughts, I'll bet, you don't have any at all now. On duty..."

"You are still driving a police car, and the bus is used for private use... I will complain to you later."

The black-faced policeman was at a loss for words for a while, he was doing private work, so there was no summons.

He didn't expect that Yu Yishan actually understood these things, and he wasn't overwhelmed by his police uniform at all.

When handling cases in the countryside, he has never been in the habit of bringing a summons card. He always takes the person back first, and then fills up another summons card depending on the situation.

Sometimes it is just a matter of asking someone to ask a few words, and the summons certificate does not even need to be supplemented, and no one cares about the summons certificate at all.

Let alone summons warrants, even arrest warrants may not be issued.

Thinking back, when did they not directly torture the suspect away, which suspect dared to challenge the police?How dare you clamor for an arrest warrant?
Who didn't put on the handcuffs honestly?

Sometimes when the situation is urgent, people are taken and then go back to make up evidence. No suspect has ever dared to raise an objection.

It was only when they were on TV that they knocked on the suspect's door, politely took a look at the arrest warrant, and then both parties completed the arrest process in a friendly and harmonious manner.

What about acting?
Although the case-handling procedures have been standardized a lot in the past few years, the rural areas are still not so particular, especially in some emergencies and temporary incidents, which require a "flexible" handling method.

After all, the place is big and the police force is small, and everyone has ignored this little procedural problem.

(End of this chapter)