The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 16

Martial arts performance actually consumes more mental and physical energy, far less leisurely than fishing.

Yu Yishan still thought about fishing and chatting with netizens at the same time, just passing the morning time like this.

But the strength does not allow it.

He had just thrown the fishhook into the river, and before he could sit still, netizens started asking him questions about kung fu again.

"Shan Ye, do you really not accept apprentices?"

"Where did Master Shan learn his kung fu, let me tell you a little bit."

"Please don't worry, Master Shan. If I learn martial arts, I will definitely be a hero and will never do evil."

Yu Yishan suddenly felt a headache, I don't worry about you ghost.

Whether you are a chivalrous man or doing evil, I don't care about you.

If you want to do evil, there will naturally be laws to deal with it, and it will not be my turn to uphold justice.

It's not about making martial arts movies, the master is also responsible for cleaning up the sect.

More importantly, all my kung fu is given by the system. Do I have to match you all with a system?

That's hell-level difficulty.

Unexpectedly, a lot of troubles have been caused by showing off her skills.

Sighing, Yu Yishan explained patiently: "I understand everyone's love for learning martial arts, but please don't think too much about learning martial arts."

"The ancients said that practicing in summer and practicing in winter, how hard it is to learn martial arts, I think everyone can imagine."

"Actually, things like martial arts are meaningless in this day and age."

"Perhaps practicing martial arts can strengthen the body, but if everyone really only wants to strengthen the body... it is more suitable to go to the gym."

"After all, the essence of martial arts is for fighting, which is not consistent with the goal of strengthening the body."

"In addition, some martial arts not only can't keep you healthy, but will actually hurt your body, so everyone, don't practice any martial arts blindly..."

"For example, the iron sand palm, the iron head skill, such a cheating thing..."

"As for practicing martial arts and self-defense, there is no need for that."

"Everyone knows that the current social environment is very safe. If something happens, just call the police."

"If there is any danger, you can still run away."

"So, practicing martial arts is not as good as practicing running. As long as you run fast enough, danger will not catch up with you."

"As for those special situations, it is difficult for ordinary people to encounter them. If they do happen, people who have learned three tricks and two styles are also dangerous."

"Even because of my self-confidence, the situation is more dangerous than ordinary people."

"Those who have really practiced martial arts for decades may not be able to use them last time in this life."

"So, veterans, don't think about learning martial arts, working hard to make money is the right way!"

Yu Yishan said earnestly: "Look at me, my martial arts are still passable, right? Isn't it poor and empty now? Isn't it just relying on the rewards of veterans..."

Speaking of this, Yu Yishan bowed his hands at the camera very cautiously: "Thank you again for the gifts from all the parents who live and eat, thank you."

Many netizens were moved by Yu Yishan's words, and there were many discussions in the live broadcast room.

"Shan Ye is right, martial arts training is really meaningless, and it will consume a lot of energy and money."

"We have a person who has practiced Sanda for several years on his own. He is usually domineering, but in the end he was fired..."

"No matter how skilled you are, you're still afraid of kitchen knives."

"It's fine to run if there is danger. Ordinary people may still run away, but those who have practiced for a few years will die instead."

"Huh? No, those who practice martial arts can still go to the arena. Fighting in the arena makes a lot of money."

"Yeah, Master Shan, why don't you go to the ring? You're still doing so badly."

Yu Yishan was at a loss for words immediately, who misled the topic?

Fighting in the ring?
Can I use my live broadcast system to make money in the arena?

"Ahem... Well, my martial arts skills are not suitable for the arena."

That's right.

Yu Yishan didn't lie. The art of cold weapons is mainly weapons-based martial arts. Although it also includes some punches and kicks, they are only for auxiliary purposes.

It's not impossible to fight in the ring, but it's always a bit awkward.

"I understand!"

Some netizens thought they were smart and said: "Shan Ye's school is traditional martial arts, and traditional martial arts are all killing techniques, so they are not suitable for fighting in the ring."

The words stirred up thousands of layers, and the live broadcast room began to argue about the actual combat ability of traditional martial arts.

"Traditional martial arts are all acrobatics, which look beautiful but are vulnerable in actual combat."

"Nonsense, thousands of years of civilization inheritance, if there is no practical value, how can it be passed down to this day."

"Who among the martial arts masters on the Internet can beat modern fighters? Even amateurs can't beat them!"

"Those are nothing more than grandstanding liars, the real masters are hidden among the people... such as Master Shan!"

"Shan Ye said something, can you win modern fighting?"

"Go to the ring to prove yourself and win glory for traditional martial arts!"

Why did it come to me again.

Yu Yishan had a headache, would he still be forced into the ring by the fans?

"Hey, a fish has been hooked!"

Yu Yishan quickly stood up, wanting to change the subject: "It must be a big fish, if not, I'll... eat it!"

Finally, a netizen who was interested in fishing interjected: "Look at this movement, it must not be a big guy."

"Would you like to make a bet?"

Yu Yishan dragged the topic further and further.

The netizen said: "What are you betting on? If it's not a big fish, you just eat it? You don't seem to be at a disadvantage, do you?"

Yu Yishan smiled awkwardly: "Of course the conditions for the bet are equal. If it's a big fish...you just need to eat it."

The netizen wondered: "Why do I feel that if I lose the bet, I still take advantage of it?"

Yu Yishan shook his head: "Then how do you bet?"

The netizen said: "It must be according to the rules of the live broadcast. If you win, I will give you a rocket. If you lose...you can learn from Mr. Bei, and don't eat fish. Find something that everyone dare not eat How about it?"

"Row!"

Yu Yishan gritted his teeth and agreed, and he lifted the fishing rod, feeling embarrassed again.

"The fish ran away... er, it probably didn't take the bait."

The netizen immediately said: "It's okay, we can wait for the next one, if the next one is not a big fish, you will lose!"

Yu Yishan nodded, and simply said: "Okay, how do you judge the standard of big fish and small fish?"

A netizen said: "No matter what, it takes a catty or two to be considered a big fish, but you don't have a scale here..."

Yu Yishan said: "People's hearts are a steelyard, whether it is a big fish or a small fish, the people in the live broadcast room have the final say."

"Okay! Then I'll just sit and wait for Master Shan to reach the top of the food chain!"

The topic was finally brought up to bets, and the people who eat melons became a little excited.

"Come and see, Master Shan made a bet with someone!"

"Shan Ye will definitely not be able to catch big fish, his fishing skills are all boasting."

"Is Master Shan going to monopolize the food chain?"

"Haha! Wait for Master Shan to eat the fishing rod!"

and many more……

what's the situation?
When did I say I was going to eat a fishing rod?

(End of this chapter)