There is a dragon in my fish pond
Chapter 682 Exclusive God Fart
Chapter 682 Exclusive God Fart
The reason why the person's voice on the phone attracted Li Yafan was because the person's voice was so familiar to Li Yafan. After careful consideration, he realized that this person was none other than the one who just poured a pot of boiling water on himself the waiter.
In another compartment, the waiter said: "Brother, I tried it, the hot water must have just boiled!"
When Li Yafan heard it, he immediately became interested. He couldn't hear what the person on the other end of the phone said, but when Li Yafan heard about the hot water, he thought it must be related to his own affairs just now.
So he leaned his ears on the wooden board and listened carefully. Li Yafan's hearing is so sharp, he listened carefully, and even heard the voice of the waiter on the phone clearly.
"Boss, my work is done, do you think I can go back?"
"What's the hurry? Are you sure there is no burn?" Li Yafan couldn't help being very surprised when he heard the voice on the other end of the phone, because Li Yafan could tell that the other end of the phone was none other than Wang Jingshan.
"I'm not sure about this, but I just saw that the man's complexion is normal, he doesn't look like he was burned!"
"Okay! You did a great job. Don't tell anyone about this matter. Come back to the company's financial department and get the money. The money given to you is enough for you to spend your whole life!"
"Thank you, boss! Thank you, boss!" Li Yafan heard it clearly, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"Look at what I said? You can't let him go so easily!" In his mind, Xiao Hei's voice sounded again.
"Then what should we do now?" Li Yafan couldn't help asking.
"Look at me!"
As he said that, Li Yafan only felt his chest lighten, and a cloud of dark breath gushed out from his chest, and rushed into the man's cubicle from the bottom of the cubicle.
"What?" There was an exclamation from the next door.
Immediately there was a thud, as if the man had fallen heavily to the ground.
"What? Better than drugs?" Li Yafan couldn't help but feel that drugs still have a gradual process, but Xiao Hei's cloud of black gas can make the person who asked him faint immediately.
Li Yafan couldn't help rubbing the clothes on his chest, there was still some residual gas smell, Li Yafan smelled it, and thought it was quite fragrant.
"People have three urgencies, does this Shenlong have it too! It's just a fart of this Shenlong!"
Li Yafan almost threw up when he heard it, and retched for a while facing the toilet.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"You didn't even ask me!"
Li Yafan patted his cheek, it was better not to mention this kind of thing, he stretched out his hand to paw on the wooden board of the cubicle, curled up, and turned from his own cubicle to that person's toilet cubicle.
"It's really him!"
"What should we do now? Xiao Hei?"
"Erase his memory first, so that he won't talk nonsense to others. As for Wang Jingshan, let's talk about it when we get the chance!"
"Erase memory?" Li Yafan felt a little creepy thinking about it.
"Really?" Li Yafan seemed to be in disbelief.
"Of course! The aura of heaven and earth that this Shenlong has absorbed these days, and the new abilities it has evolved, get out of the way and I'm going to start pretending!"
As he said that, the jade pendant on his chest gradually came out from the clothes on Li Yafan's chest, making Li Yafan seriously suspect whether his clothes were missing.
I saw that jade pendant slowly falling on that person's forehead, and a ray of red light slowly radiated from the jade pendant. This group of red light gradually converged between the brows on the man's forehead. into a red dot.At first glance, it looks like a child cheating between the eyebrows since childhood.
Immediately, the group of red dots gradually faded away, until they disappeared on the man's forehead.
"Is this the end? This is too perfunctory!" Li Yafan couldn't help asking, with a move, the jade pendant fell into Li Yafan's hands again.
"Of course! Why? Can't you trust me, Shenlong?"
"Of course—it's too trustworthy! It's just Xiao Hei, if you had this ability earlier, it would be great to show it as soon as possible! Just wipe out the memory of Wang Jingshan, so I don't have to worry so much!"
"What do you know, you human beings pay attention to taking medicine and taking a full set. The ability of this Shenlong must be combined with the exclusive fart of this Shenlong to be effective! In Maotai restaurant, such a large space, I can't guarantee it. Wang Jingshan can smell this Shenlong's exclusive fart without any mistakes!"
".It's just a pity?"
"What a pity?" Li Yafan dragged the little man onto the toilet and asked the little underworld.
"It's a pity, this Shenlong's exclusive fart can prolong your life by five years, it's really cheap, kid!"
"Oh? Then I will live to be two hundred years old!"
"You have a good idea!" Li Yafan couldn't help saying.
"What about extending your life by five years? Why haven't you thought about it yet?" Li Yafan couldn't help asking.
"Idiot, you're awake at this time, and you don't think you're gay when you're bumped into?"
"Well! Let's go then, don't make Yingying wait in a hurry!" After saying that, he opened the door of the cubicle. It was a coincidence that an old man with a broom happened to bump into him.
Li Yafan was not embarrassed, so he could only bite the bullet and walked over. Seeing Li Yafan's sneaky appearance, the uncle couldn't help being very curious, and looked into the cubicle.
Coincidentally, as soon as Li Yafan walked away, the man on the back woke up, looked at the old man in a daze, the old man shook his head, sighed, and couldn't help saying: "Hey! The young people of today! Under the sun!"
He sighed as he spoke, and went straight to the side to clean the urinal!
That person didn't know what happened, he didn't seem to know anything about what happened to the other party.
In a daze, he straightened his clothes and walked out of the bathroom.
Li Yafan returned to the original seat, only to see Xu Jiaying sitting there with a smile on her face.
"Why did you go so long?" Xu Jiaying couldn't help asking.
"Oh! I was thinking of blow drying my pants, otherwise it would be so uncomfortable!"
Li Yafan laughed.
It took about half an hour for Li Yafan to go there, half an hour was enough to roast several batches of meat, Xu Jiaying didn't eat all of it, most of the cooked meat was put on Li Yafan's plate.
"Come on, let's eat!" It wasn't until Li Yafan sat on the seat that Xu Jiaying took a piece of meat from the stove, wrapped it with lettuce and sliced garlic, and ate it.
Li Yafan was slightly moved in his heart, and looked at Xu Jiaying with a sense of care, after all, which boy would not love such a girl.
"Go to your house after dinner!"
"Ah?" Xu Jiaying didn't react for a while.
"Ah, what, I mean I'll take you home after dinner and have a good rest, go to work in the afternoon, or you'll be so tired!"
(End of this chapter)
The reason why the person's voice on the phone attracted Li Yafan was because the person's voice was so familiar to Li Yafan. After careful consideration, he realized that this person was none other than the one who just poured a pot of boiling water on himself the waiter.
In another compartment, the waiter said: "Brother, I tried it, the hot water must have just boiled!"
When Li Yafan heard it, he immediately became interested. He couldn't hear what the person on the other end of the phone said, but when Li Yafan heard about the hot water, he thought it must be related to his own affairs just now.
So he leaned his ears on the wooden board and listened carefully. Li Yafan's hearing is so sharp, he listened carefully, and even heard the voice of the waiter on the phone clearly.
"Boss, my work is done, do you think I can go back?"
"What's the hurry? Are you sure there is no burn?" Li Yafan couldn't help being very surprised when he heard the voice on the other end of the phone, because Li Yafan could tell that the other end of the phone was none other than Wang Jingshan.
"I'm not sure about this, but I just saw that the man's complexion is normal, he doesn't look like he was burned!"
"Okay! You did a great job. Don't tell anyone about this matter. Come back to the company's financial department and get the money. The money given to you is enough for you to spend your whole life!"
"Thank you, boss! Thank you, boss!" Li Yafan heard it clearly, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"Look at what I said? You can't let him go so easily!" In his mind, Xiao Hei's voice sounded again.
"Then what should we do now?" Li Yafan couldn't help asking.
"Look at me!"
As he said that, Li Yafan only felt his chest lighten, and a cloud of dark breath gushed out from his chest, and rushed into the man's cubicle from the bottom of the cubicle.
"What?" There was an exclamation from the next door.
Immediately there was a thud, as if the man had fallen heavily to the ground.
"What? Better than drugs?" Li Yafan couldn't help but feel that drugs still have a gradual process, but Xiao Hei's cloud of black gas can make the person who asked him faint immediately.
Li Yafan couldn't help rubbing the clothes on his chest, there was still some residual gas smell, Li Yafan smelled it, and thought it was quite fragrant.
"People have three urgencies, does this Shenlong have it too! It's just a fart of this Shenlong!"
Li Yafan almost threw up when he heard it, and retched for a while facing the toilet.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"You didn't even ask me!"
Li Yafan patted his cheek, it was better not to mention this kind of thing, he stretched out his hand to paw on the wooden board of the cubicle, curled up, and turned from his own cubicle to that person's toilet cubicle.
"It's really him!"
"What should we do now? Xiao Hei?"
"Erase his memory first, so that he won't talk nonsense to others. As for Wang Jingshan, let's talk about it when we get the chance!"
"Erase memory?" Li Yafan felt a little creepy thinking about it.
"Really?" Li Yafan seemed to be in disbelief.
"Of course! The aura of heaven and earth that this Shenlong has absorbed these days, and the new abilities it has evolved, get out of the way and I'm going to start pretending!"
As he said that, the jade pendant on his chest gradually came out from the clothes on Li Yafan's chest, making Li Yafan seriously suspect whether his clothes were missing.
I saw that jade pendant slowly falling on that person's forehead, and a ray of red light slowly radiated from the jade pendant. This group of red light gradually converged between the brows on the man's forehead. into a red dot.At first glance, it looks like a child cheating between the eyebrows since childhood.
Immediately, the group of red dots gradually faded away, until they disappeared on the man's forehead.
"Is this the end? This is too perfunctory!" Li Yafan couldn't help asking, with a move, the jade pendant fell into Li Yafan's hands again.
"Of course! Why? Can't you trust me, Shenlong?"
"Of course—it's too trustworthy! It's just Xiao Hei, if you had this ability earlier, it would be great to show it as soon as possible! Just wipe out the memory of Wang Jingshan, so I don't have to worry so much!"
"What do you know, you human beings pay attention to taking medicine and taking a full set. The ability of this Shenlong must be combined with the exclusive fart of this Shenlong to be effective! In Maotai restaurant, such a large space, I can't guarantee it. Wang Jingshan can smell this Shenlong's exclusive fart without any mistakes!"
".It's just a pity?"
"What a pity?" Li Yafan dragged the little man onto the toilet and asked the little underworld.
"It's a pity, this Shenlong's exclusive fart can prolong your life by five years, it's really cheap, kid!"
"Oh? Then I will live to be two hundred years old!"
"You have a good idea!" Li Yafan couldn't help saying.
"What about extending your life by five years? Why haven't you thought about it yet?" Li Yafan couldn't help asking.
"Idiot, you're awake at this time, and you don't think you're gay when you're bumped into?"
"Well! Let's go then, don't make Yingying wait in a hurry!" After saying that, he opened the door of the cubicle. It was a coincidence that an old man with a broom happened to bump into him.
Li Yafan was not embarrassed, so he could only bite the bullet and walked over. Seeing Li Yafan's sneaky appearance, the uncle couldn't help being very curious, and looked into the cubicle.
Coincidentally, as soon as Li Yafan walked away, the man on the back woke up, looked at the old man in a daze, the old man shook his head, sighed, and couldn't help saying: "Hey! The young people of today! Under the sun!"
He sighed as he spoke, and went straight to the side to clean the urinal!
That person didn't know what happened, he didn't seem to know anything about what happened to the other party.
In a daze, he straightened his clothes and walked out of the bathroom.
Li Yafan returned to the original seat, only to see Xu Jiaying sitting there with a smile on her face.
"Why did you go so long?" Xu Jiaying couldn't help asking.
"Oh! I was thinking of blow drying my pants, otherwise it would be so uncomfortable!"
Li Yafan laughed.
It took about half an hour for Li Yafan to go there, half an hour was enough to roast several batches of meat, Xu Jiaying didn't eat all of it, most of the cooked meat was put on Li Yafan's plate.
"Come on, let's eat!" It wasn't until Li Yafan sat on the seat that Xu Jiaying took a piece of meat from the stove, wrapped it with lettuce and sliced garlic, and ate it.
Li Yafan was slightly moved in his heart, and looked at Xu Jiaying with a sense of care, after all, which boy would not love such a girl.
"Go to your house after dinner!"
"Ah?" Xu Jiaying didn't react for a while.
"Ah, what, I mean I'll take you home after dinner and have a good rest, go to work in the afternoon, or you'll be so tired!"
(End of this chapter)
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