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Chapter 63
Chapter 63
"What? Tell me to hand over the sword to those fake monks? What if the demon sword becomes more evil after passing through their hands?"
Although Bao'er doesn't know much about the history of neon, the group of wine and meat monks in Hongan Temple are so famous that even Bao'er knows it. These people are not so much monks as they are more like a group of temple signs Industrial groups that show off Buddhism to deceive people are just like the Xintiandi Church on the peninsula.
When Yihui heard Bao'er's words, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought. After all, these bald guys who often make troubles often give him a headache as a general.Yihui thought about it, and suddenly thought of a solution that he thought was good.
"How about Dade Temple?" Yihui said the method he came up with, "The group of stinky monks usually don't even talk to me. Except for opening the temple for a few days every month, they usually close the temple door. Live your own life, especially stinky fart!"
"Oh!" Ryoma also looked like he knew it again, and rushed to say: "Isn't that Master Ikkyu practiced at Dade Temple! Presumably the Buddhist attainments of Zen Buddhism must be stronger than the bald donkey of Hongan Temple!"
"A break?"
Bao'er asked himself, he is quite familiar with this person, and there must be a small number of people who haven't watched "Smart Yixiu", so...
"Why don't we go to Dade Temple to try our luck!"
Yihui's attendant said that today is the last day of the opening of Dade Temple this month. If you don't go today, you have to wait until the first day of the next month, 8 days later.Yihui looked eager to try, as if he forgot about being assassinated just last night, and said that he would lead the team to Dade Temple in person.Several of his attendants finally couldn't hold back their lord, so they had to go to the temple to inform the abbot that they were going to meet the general's grand master, but Yihui stopped them.
"When I go to Dade Temple in spring, is there any difference between you notifying them and not informing them? Where is there any abbot or eminent monk to welcome me! This time we don't notify, let's go directly, so as to give them a surprise!"
So Yihui changed into casual clothes, took Bao'er and a dozen followers, and went to Dade Temple in such a light and simple way.
At the beginning, Bao'er thought that since it was called Dade Temple, it must be a very big temple.After going there, I found out that although the temple covers a large area, it is not as tall as the Daxiong Hall in a certain forest, and Bao'er didn't even see which building was the main hall of Dade Temple.
The pilgrims in the temple seemed very deserted in twos and threes.A monk sweeping the floor saw Bao'er and his party approaching, and immediately recognized Ashikaga Yoshiki's identity.But this monk didn't mean to flatter the general, he just bowed and said hello when the general passed by him, and then continued to sweep the floor!
Bao'er's eyes brightened, because he could see from Xie Wangzhen's eyes that the sweeping monk was as calm as his appearance, and he also secretly commented on the general [he has grown taller again].So Bao'er became more and more interested in this Dade Temple.
Then they met several monks, some who knew the general and some who didn't.And the greatest hospitality the general received was just the grinning smile of a bald monk.
"Look, look, the monks in Dade Temple are such stinky farts!"
"I think it's normal!" Bao'er emphasized casually: "Don't worry about how you can make troubles outside, but when you step into the important place of Buddhism, you are not a mortal being entangled in karma. If you want people to value you, Unless you have a longer head than us, or you are holding a torch and preparing to set fire to murder."
Yihui quickly responded jokingly: "I think you have a good idea. I will visit the temple with a torch today to see if anyone still ignores my existence!"
"Hahaha! The poor monk knelt down and begged the general to spare the temple! People die and are buried as soon as they die, but the temple is burned and rebuilt, and the flowers are real gold and silver!"
People followed the sound, and they saw a short and sturdy monk slowly coming out of a side hall, and after arriving in front of them, he said leisurely: "The abbot of the Poor Monk Dade Temple has met all the benefactors."
Yihui raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you willing to come out to see me this time?"
"If you don't come out again, the poor monk is afraid that the general will burn me..."
Before the abbot of rebooting had finished speaking, Bao'er beside Yihui burst out laughing!
"Haha, rebooting! There really is something called rebooting!"
The abbot of rebooting was not angry, but he turned his head and asked Bao'er: "This benefactor, what's so funny about rebooting?"
"Reboot!" Bao'er replied with an exaggerated expression: "The profound meaning of this dharma name is second only to that you must quit!"
"Is it necessary to quit?" After rebooting and recollecting it for a while, he also laughed along with Bao'er, "Benefactor, you are such a wonderful person!"
But the laughter of the two made other people feel confused, and Long Ma asked with a big grin: "What must be done to reboot, and should it be done or not?"
"Of course you can quit or not!"
"That's right!" Rebooting also replied: "You can quit, but you can't quit, and you must quit!"
After finishing speaking, the two laughed again and again, which made the people beside them who didn't understand the gatha just stare blankly.The two stopped laughing only when everyone else regarded them as mentally ill.
The abbot of rebooting held the old waist and gasped for breath until he had recovered his breath before asking again: "What are the benefactors doing here at Dade Temple?"
"Actually, it's not a big deal. While enjoying the Zen style in Kyoto, I asked the temple to make a set for this knife by the way." Saying this, Bao'er "takes out" Guiche from the bamboo tube, and presents it in front of the great monk.
"This knife..." The moment Jie Se saw Gui Che, he shuddered greatly.
"It's a demon sword, named Guiche, and warriors who are not strong-willed can be countered by this sword." Bao'er secretly activated the skill, seeing that the monk's concentration is as high as 83 points, so he dared to say to him with peace of mind: "Of course the master is not a martial artist, and with the master's daring to call such a dharma name, rebooting sex, it is natural to think that the power is not a problem."
As soon as Bao'er said this, the two of them started laughing again.But this time the rebooting monk was laughing, but he didn't forget to do business. He lifted Gui Che in one hand and kept weighing it in his hand.Gradually, the smile on the great monk's face disappeared and turned into a dignified look.
"I don't know where the benefactor came from..."
Bao'er didn't fool the great monk, and told him decisively: "It was exchanged from a dragon god who ascended to immortality."
"Dragon... Dragon God?"
Bao'er nodded, and said: "It's a real dragon, the kind of dragon that has been struck by lightning and survived!"
Jie Se closed his mouth and grinned, not knowing whether he should believe what Bao Er said.Forget it, after all, not long ago, he also heard the rumors of a dragon appearing near the Tsushima Strait, so let's just believe it.
The monk carefully unwound the hemp rope wrapped around the hilt of the sword, revealing the metal stem (the place where the handle is inserted).This is incredible, the great monk actually saw a complicated pattern on the stem of the knife...
"Is this a seal?" He asked Bao'er in surprise.
"That's right, this knife was indeed sealed by the Dragon God, otherwise how could I dare to use it. If it wasn't for her being sealed, otherwise even I might be backlashed."
However, after hearing Bao'er's words, not only was he not afraid, but he laughed and said: "This job, I will take over!"
"but……"
……
An infuriating chapter!Author to die!
Chapter 2
(End of this chapter)
"What? Tell me to hand over the sword to those fake monks? What if the demon sword becomes more evil after passing through their hands?"
Although Bao'er doesn't know much about the history of neon, the group of wine and meat monks in Hongan Temple are so famous that even Bao'er knows it. These people are not so much monks as they are more like a group of temple signs Industrial groups that show off Buddhism to deceive people are just like the Xintiandi Church on the peninsula.
When Yihui heard Bao'er's words, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought. After all, these bald guys who often make troubles often give him a headache as a general.Yihui thought about it, and suddenly thought of a solution that he thought was good.
"How about Dade Temple?" Yihui said the method he came up with, "The group of stinky monks usually don't even talk to me. Except for opening the temple for a few days every month, they usually close the temple door. Live your own life, especially stinky fart!"
"Oh!" Ryoma also looked like he knew it again, and rushed to say: "Isn't that Master Ikkyu practiced at Dade Temple! Presumably the Buddhist attainments of Zen Buddhism must be stronger than the bald donkey of Hongan Temple!"
"A break?"
Bao'er asked himself, he is quite familiar with this person, and there must be a small number of people who haven't watched "Smart Yixiu", so...
"Why don't we go to Dade Temple to try our luck!"
Yihui's attendant said that today is the last day of the opening of Dade Temple this month. If you don't go today, you have to wait until the first day of the next month, 8 days later.Yihui looked eager to try, as if he forgot about being assassinated just last night, and said that he would lead the team to Dade Temple in person.Several of his attendants finally couldn't hold back their lord, so they had to go to the temple to inform the abbot that they were going to meet the general's grand master, but Yihui stopped them.
"When I go to Dade Temple in spring, is there any difference between you notifying them and not informing them? Where is there any abbot or eminent monk to welcome me! This time we don't notify, let's go directly, so as to give them a surprise!"
So Yihui changed into casual clothes, took Bao'er and a dozen followers, and went to Dade Temple in such a light and simple way.
At the beginning, Bao'er thought that since it was called Dade Temple, it must be a very big temple.After going there, I found out that although the temple covers a large area, it is not as tall as the Daxiong Hall in a certain forest, and Bao'er didn't even see which building was the main hall of Dade Temple.
The pilgrims in the temple seemed very deserted in twos and threes.A monk sweeping the floor saw Bao'er and his party approaching, and immediately recognized Ashikaga Yoshiki's identity.But this monk didn't mean to flatter the general, he just bowed and said hello when the general passed by him, and then continued to sweep the floor!
Bao'er's eyes brightened, because he could see from Xie Wangzhen's eyes that the sweeping monk was as calm as his appearance, and he also secretly commented on the general [he has grown taller again].So Bao'er became more and more interested in this Dade Temple.
Then they met several monks, some who knew the general and some who didn't.And the greatest hospitality the general received was just the grinning smile of a bald monk.
"Look, look, the monks in Dade Temple are such stinky farts!"
"I think it's normal!" Bao'er emphasized casually: "Don't worry about how you can make troubles outside, but when you step into the important place of Buddhism, you are not a mortal being entangled in karma. If you want people to value you, Unless you have a longer head than us, or you are holding a torch and preparing to set fire to murder."
Yihui quickly responded jokingly: "I think you have a good idea. I will visit the temple with a torch today to see if anyone still ignores my existence!"
"Hahaha! The poor monk knelt down and begged the general to spare the temple! People die and are buried as soon as they die, but the temple is burned and rebuilt, and the flowers are real gold and silver!"
People followed the sound, and they saw a short and sturdy monk slowly coming out of a side hall, and after arriving in front of them, he said leisurely: "The abbot of the Poor Monk Dade Temple has met all the benefactors."
Yihui raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you willing to come out to see me this time?"
"If you don't come out again, the poor monk is afraid that the general will burn me..."
Before the abbot of rebooting had finished speaking, Bao'er beside Yihui burst out laughing!
"Haha, rebooting! There really is something called rebooting!"
The abbot of rebooting was not angry, but he turned his head and asked Bao'er: "This benefactor, what's so funny about rebooting?"
"Reboot!" Bao'er replied with an exaggerated expression: "The profound meaning of this dharma name is second only to that you must quit!"
"Is it necessary to quit?" After rebooting and recollecting it for a while, he also laughed along with Bao'er, "Benefactor, you are such a wonderful person!"
But the laughter of the two made other people feel confused, and Long Ma asked with a big grin: "What must be done to reboot, and should it be done or not?"
"Of course you can quit or not!"
"That's right!" Rebooting also replied: "You can quit, but you can't quit, and you must quit!"
After finishing speaking, the two laughed again and again, which made the people beside them who didn't understand the gatha just stare blankly.The two stopped laughing only when everyone else regarded them as mentally ill.
The abbot of rebooting held the old waist and gasped for breath until he had recovered his breath before asking again: "What are the benefactors doing here at Dade Temple?"
"Actually, it's not a big deal. While enjoying the Zen style in Kyoto, I asked the temple to make a set for this knife by the way." Saying this, Bao'er "takes out" Guiche from the bamboo tube, and presents it in front of the great monk.
"This knife..." The moment Jie Se saw Gui Che, he shuddered greatly.
"It's a demon sword, named Guiche, and warriors who are not strong-willed can be countered by this sword." Bao'er secretly activated the skill, seeing that the monk's concentration is as high as 83 points, so he dared to say to him with peace of mind: "Of course the master is not a martial artist, and with the master's daring to call such a dharma name, rebooting sex, it is natural to think that the power is not a problem."
As soon as Bao'er said this, the two of them started laughing again.But this time the rebooting monk was laughing, but he didn't forget to do business. He lifted Gui Che in one hand and kept weighing it in his hand.Gradually, the smile on the great monk's face disappeared and turned into a dignified look.
"I don't know where the benefactor came from..."
Bao'er didn't fool the great monk, and told him decisively: "It was exchanged from a dragon god who ascended to immortality."
"Dragon... Dragon God?"
Bao'er nodded, and said: "It's a real dragon, the kind of dragon that has been struck by lightning and survived!"
Jie Se closed his mouth and grinned, not knowing whether he should believe what Bao Er said.Forget it, after all, not long ago, he also heard the rumors of a dragon appearing near the Tsushima Strait, so let's just believe it.
The monk carefully unwound the hemp rope wrapped around the hilt of the sword, revealing the metal stem (the place where the handle is inserted).This is incredible, the great monk actually saw a complicated pattern on the stem of the knife...
"Is this a seal?" He asked Bao'er in surprise.
"That's right, this knife was indeed sealed by the Dragon God, otherwise how could I dare to use it. If it wasn't for her being sealed, otherwise even I might be backlashed."
However, after hearing Bao'er's words, not only was he not afraid, but he laughed and said: "This job, I will take over!"
"but……"
……
An infuriating chapter!Author to die!
Chapter 2
(End of this chapter)
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