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Chapter 620

Southwest of the capital, Fangshan County.The No. [-] Village in the World is located here.

"What am I doing in Dameng Fangshan...? Of course I came out to relax! Could it be that I came to kill people? Okay...Call my mother if you have something to do, and don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

Bao'er hung up the satellite phone, and led Lan Fu, Xiao Bao'er, and Chou Chou into the No. [-] Village in the World that was open to the public for a limited time.As the commander-in-chief of the Resistance Alliance Army, Bao'er didn't stay on the Liming Shuguang, but instead dragged his family to the No. [-] village in the world for a tour. What was the reason?
It turns out that today is the annual "Number One in the World Conference" held by No. 10 Village in the World, and the No. [-] in the World will be selected by the No. [-] Village every year.This conference has been held for [-] years, but Bao Er has been very busy in the past few years, and this is also the first time he has come to watch the excitement.

Not to mention, this World's Number One Conference really has a somewhat lively atmosphere.In the huge Zhuangzi, there are tens of thousands of people from all walks of life like Bao'er who come to join in the fun.

On the contrary, Lan Fu couldn't arouse any interest from the very beginning.If it weren't for Xiao Baoer and Chouchou arguing to come, and Lan Fu was worried that Xiao Baoer would watch some weird things with Chouchou, Lan Fu would rather squat in the battleship and watch a movie.

"Change your thinking, don't you think it's the annual Guinness night, and it's over. Besides, don't you wonder what strange things will appear here?"

When Lan Fu heard Bao'er's words, she was really interested. She wondered if there would be people like "the world's ugliest", "the world's most disgusting" or "the world's most obscene".

Uh……

Indeed, at least Lan Fu hadn't been in the village for a long time, and she was almost vomited by the stench.The person who stinks is the existence known as "the most sloppy in the world". As for how sloppy it is, the author cannot describe it in words.Let me just talk about one of his habits, no matter whether it is dry or loose after defecation, he never does cleaning work, just lifts his pants and leaves.

Lan Fu: "Ugh!"

Then, the most sloppy man in the world was sent flying into the pool by Lan Fu.Then she asked the little girl to reveal her weapon, forcing Number One Under Heaven to never get out of the pool unless she cleaned herself up!
"If you dare to say 'no', you will be killed or buried!"

A lot of fish in the pool died because of this, and this man's title of "the world's most sloppy" was completely washed away by this bath.It is said that this person cried miserably when he was kicked out of the No. [-] Villa in the World. After all, as long as he has the title of "No. [-] in the World", no matter who is No. [-], he can live a fairy-like life in the No. [-] Villa in the World.

This person racked his brains to come up with the idea of ​​"the most sloppy in the world", which allowed him to enjoy the No. 6 estate in the world for free for [-] years.

"It's gone! It's gone!"

The man was crying at the gate of Zhuangzi, but Lan Fu, who knew the cause and effect, smiled contemptuously: "If you have such a mind to study, it's not good to do something."

But for those who dared to openly fight in the village, the owner of the first village did not express his position for a long time, and let them continue to wander leisurely.

Tube?Take your life?

As early as the moment Lan Fu and the little girl entered the first village, their identities had already been found out.Although there is no intelligence about the leader at all in the intelligence, one can think about who that person is in this situation.If you get rough with him, believe it or not, he will kill you the number one village in the world?
There was nothing they could do about it. After all, the legend that Bao'er blew up the entire Shengguan Peak in Songshan Mountain in a fit of anger was still circulating in the world.Don't worry about how the news got out, just ask you and the number one devil in Dongchang... No, the number one devil in the world is more cruel than others, are you better than others?
Not to mention, Bao'er is really the number one demon king in the world on the "No.However, in addition to being the number one demon king in the world, Bao'er also has the titles of number one master, number one swordsmanship, number one assassin, number one qinggong and number one beauty!
It's easy to get these titles instead of Bao'er, as long as you can defeat Bao'er, win in a swordsmanship duel, or assassinate Bao'er successfully, or steal something from Bao'er without being caught by him, you You can get the corresponding name.

As for the first beauty...

How dare you compete with others for the most beautiful woman in the world without urinating to take care of your own virtues?

The reason why there is no portrait of Bao'er in the No. [-] village in the world is because the No. [-] painter in the world has been painting for more than a hundred days after seeing Bao'er's appearance, but he can't draw a painting that can restore Bao'er's beauty.So he set fire to all Bao'er's portraits in a rage. If he hadn't been held down by the people who came in time, he might have thrown himself into the fire and died!
Near noon, the No. [-] in the World Conference finally kicked off. The host took a loudspeaker and announced to the public the new No. [-] in the world who had been selected in the past year, and told the world which No. [-] in the world had been deprived of their titles.There were also many singing and dancing performances interspersed, which made Bao'er and Lan Fu find a little bit of the feeling of watching the Oscar awards ceremony back then.

Naturally, no one can shake Bao'er's number one title in the world, but people in the world also have ways to spare Bao'er's title, such as what is the number one in the world bad, the number one in the world ruthless, the number one in the world is cruel, etc. name.

And when these No. [-] under the heavens, who know that crimes are indispensable when they hear their names, appeared on the stage, the "agents" of the Jianghu Investigation Department and the "reinforcements" of Dongchang who were disguised and hidden in the crowd also removed their disguises one after another.They stepped onto the ring to reveal their identities, and locked up all these criminals.

Some guys still wanted to resist, but in the next moment, they were pushed to the forehead by revolvers.

"If you dare to move again, believe it or not, you will be shot and killed right now?"

A guy who kills all his parents and relatives, digs up his ancestral grave, and claims to be the most unfilial in the world may never know what a "pistol" is.Seeing that his detainees were actually a group of women with thin arms and thin legs, he planned to break free and escape.

Indeed, this most unfilial guy in the world has a strange strength, and broke the rope tied to his body in a few strokes.But before he escaped a few steps, continuous gunshots came from behind him.

The person died, and was sent away with a round of pouring fire from behind with two revolvers, without any defense from the beginning to the end...

Bai Luan put her two guns back into the holsters, and jumped down from the ring to the side of the corpse. After confirming that the person was really dead, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"The level of business has regressed."

Bai Luan suddenly raised her head when she heard the familiar voice, and Lan Fuze gestured to her to silence her.Bai Luan didn't say anything when he saw his old boss, he just dropped the body and returned to the ring to continue to deal with the other arrested suspects.

Things have developed to this point, even if the owner of the No. [-] village in the world has already heard the relevant news before, he has no choice but to come forward to smooth things over at this moment.

"Jianghu Investigation Department is handling the case, the idlers are waiting to disperse!"

The owner of the villa, Mr. Shangguan, waved his fan and said leisurely: "I'm not a random person waiting for such a big battle in my territory, and now there are people dead. Even if you are from the Jianghu Investigation Department, you must give the world today. An explanation from the first dealer!"

"Oh?" Lan He, who led the team, had a fierce light in his eyes, and he asked Mr. Shangguan, "What do you want to explain?"

"Take over my title of No. [-] village in the world!"

"Name?" Lan He withdrew his fierce light and asked with a smile, "What name?"

Mr. Shangguan came to a table with the Four Treasures of the Study, picked up a pen and splashed ink on the scroll to write seven big characters "The World's No. [-] Disgusting Scenery", and added five small characters "Jianghu Investigation Department" after that!After finishing writing, Shangguan picked up the scroll and handed it to Lan He.

"Master Lan, take it?"

"Hahahaha, take it!"

Lan He gladly took over the "Number One in the World" belonging to the Jianghu Investigation Department from Mr. Shangguan, and the melon-eaters, who never thought it was a big deal to watch the excitement in the audience, also offered their heartfelt love when they saw this scene. applause and cheers.

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the second

(End of this chapter)