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Chapter 455
Chapter 455
Two days later, the scene of Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin handwashing ceremony.
Liu Zhengfeng, dressed in a splendid attire, walked towards the brocade-covered copper basin in the center of the venue, and clasped hands with all the martial arts friends who came to participate in the hand-washing ceremony: "Thank you, senior heroes, fellow friends, for coming to participate in today's golden basin hand-washing ceremony by my younger brother." Celebration. Everyone has great friendship and love, and Liu will definitely remember it in his lifetime."
Several heads of the Five Sacred Sacred Sects and other relatives and friends of Liu Zhengfeng who attended the ceremony also returned their gifts one after another.And Liu Zhengfeng's apprentice, Xiang Danian, hurried in from outside and reported to Liu Zhengfeng: "Master, Mr. Zhang has arrived, and he is already waiting outside."
Liu Zhengfeng thought something was wrong, because this so-called Mr. Zhang was half an hour earlier than the time agreed with him.He originally planned to wash his hands first and then work with the investigation department to catch "Master Zhang" who sold fake officials, because in this way, Liu Zhengfeng's actions would have nothing to do with Jiang Hu.And the lackey of Zuo Lengchan who came all the way from Mount Song also lost the excuse to intervene in the Liu family's affairs.
Therefore, Liu Zhengfeng's washing time was carefully calculated by him.It's a pity that this fake Mr. Zhang seemed to be unable to wait for the money to run away, and came to Liu's residence early.However, since Liu Zhengfeng already knew that Mr. Zhang is a Xibei guy, he didn't take him seriously, and planned to go out to meet Mr. Zhang after finishing the handwashing ceremony.
But Mr. Zhang seemed to be really impatient, and he brought a man dressed in brocade clothes into the courtyard where the grand ceremony was being held.The "Master Zhang" who was wearing a cloud-and-white crimson official robe was also kind, without any airs of official airs.As soon as he saw Liu Zhengfeng in the room, he summoned with a smile on his face: "Liu Xiandi, hurry up and welcome the imperial decree!"
Liu Zhengfeng had no choice but to temporarily put aside his plan to wash his hands, pretended to be in a hurry, walked out of the hall, and warmly greeted "Master Zhang".
When the heads of the sects saw some court officials walking in, they all showed doubts.The Taoist of Tianmen was puzzled and said, "It's strange, Junior Brother Liu is obviously a member of the Jianghu, how could he suddenly befriend the government?"
Dingyi also asked the people around him strangely: "What exactly is Senior Brother Liu trying to do? Why don't we go out and have a look together, we will understand clearly."
Yue Buqun, who was following Tianmen, thought that the official who came in had something to do with Bao'er, but he was only half right, because it was not Bao'er that was related to this lord, but the case in Bao'er's hands.
"Grassman Liu Zhengfeng accepts the order!"
To say that Liu Zhengfeng was really saving face, knowing that the other party was a fake official, he knelt down resolutely, and even took the initiative to kowtow: "Long live my emperor!"
This is something that can't be helped, after all, the imperial power is too great, as long as the imperial decree in the hands of "Master Zhang" cannot be proved to be false for a moment, then Liu Zhengfeng must kneel down to welcome the imperial decree.Even if he knows in his heart that this thing is very fake, if you don't kneel, you will still be regarded as contemptuous of the imperial power, and you may be questioned by the government!
"By God, the emperor's edict said: According to the report of the governor of Hun Province, Liu Zhengfeng, a commoner in Hengyang County, is eager for public service and righteousness, and his merits are in his hometown. He is skilled in bowing and horses, and can be of great use. He will be promoted to the post of general, and he will serve the court in the future. Live up to my expectations. Thank you!"
Liu Zhengfeng played a full set of plays, not only immediately handed over Xie En, but also ordered his apprentice to present a silver ticket of 5000 taels (not Dongbao's) that had been prepared in advance.Liu Zhengfeng held the false imperial decree given by "Master Zhang" in his hand, and watched the "Jinyiwei Baihu" beside "Master Zhang" take the bank note.
"Master Zhang" saw that the money had already been obtained, and after a few polite words with Liu Zhengfeng, he thought about getting out and fleeing here.But Liu Zhengfeng "graciously" invited Mr. Zhang to stay, and said: "After the younger brother performs the Wanwashing Ceremony, it's not too late to stay and have a feast before leaving."
But "Master Zhang" insisted on leaving on the grounds that he was busy with business, and he belonged to the kind that Radu couldn't hold back.Liu Zhengfeng had no choice but to shout: "If you don't show up, my lord, Liu won't be able to keep them!"
"Master Zhang" seems to be a veteran of the Jianghu. He saw Liu Zhengfeng's posture and knew that the other party had seen through his own tricks.So "Master Zhang" and his "Jinyiwei Hundred Households" didn't even care about the ten thousand taels of banknotes in their hands, and suddenly turned into masters of lightness kung fu, and flew out of Liu's mansion.
It's a pity that before the two of them could fly over the wall, everyone saw a woman in white clothes who had just taken off by the collars of the back necks of the two adults who had just taken off, and forcibly picked them off from the sky.
"You want to run away after offending my old lady?"
All the people in the courtyard followed the sound and saw that Bao'er, who was wearing a big red python robe, came to the courtyard with several Dongchang officials in flying fish suits, and some people dressed as Dongchang slaves.Seeing that Master Dingyi, Taoist Priest Tianmen and Master Yue were also there, Bao'er waved to them.
Because Bao'er had a good relationship with Dingyi and Tianmen, so even though Bao'er was wearing a frighteningly red python robe, the two of them smiled and nodded with Bao'er, not because of the favor of Bao'er's court official. Identity is ignored.
Bao'er turned around and looked at the two liars who were caught by the collars of Xiao Bao'er, and couldn't help laughing for a moment.And the two liars seemed to be ready to let go of the lie, pretending to be "you are dead", and told Bao'er: "If you are sensible, let me go, otherwise I will make you feel miserable." Walk!"
"Oh?" Bao'er also smiled and asked them both: "Why can't I eat and walk around?"
"I am not afraid to tell you that the two of us are the confidantes of Lin Tianxing, the palm seal of Dongchang, and Lord Lin's confidants. Judging by the appearance of you guys, I think you must have survived Lord Lin's reputation! So, let go of this book now official?"
"Who?" Bao'er asked with wide eyes, "Who are you talking about?"
"Of course he is the number one expert in Dongchang, Master Lin who is the number one celebrity in front of His Majesty!" After speaking, "Master Zhang" asked Bao'er in a pretentious manner: "Why? Don't you believe me?"
"Aiya! Aiyaya..." Bao'er seemed to be a playwright at this moment, and he pretended to have a look of fear and a little hesitation, and muttered to himself: "Do you think this is a coincidence? Isn't this? Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it!"
The liar Mr. Zhang thought there was something going on, so he immediately asked: "Don't you also know Mr. Lin from Dongchang?"
But Bao'er shook his head and told him "I don't know..."
"Why don't I know you?"
"Because my old lady is Lin Tianxing!"
"boom!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone who was present counted as one, and they were all laughed out loud by Bao'er and the liar.Even Luo Lang, a cold-faced (not Korean cold-faced) fighter, laughed so hard that he couldn't even shed tears!
Even the liar was fooled, he really didn't expect that he lied all the way from Jiangsu and Zhejiang to Hunan, and finally tricked the real master!
"Is it a surprise? Is it a surprise? Is it a miracle?" Bao'er suddenly kicked the liar while talking and laughing, and said cursingly while kicking: "My mother has been looking for you for almost two months, you know? ? From Beijing to Fuzhou, and then to Hengyang, back and forth for thousands of miles, just because you bastard is bluffing in the name of my mother!"
"Bastard, my old lady was impeached by the censor in the court!"
"Bastard, I made my mother personally teach the ignorant Yushi a lesson!"
"Bastard, I made my mother pay for mental damage!"
"Bastard, I made my old lady come out to handle your case before she even put on her new uniform!"
"Bastard, it made my mother unable to take a bath on the boat for seven or eight days!"
"Bastard, I caused my old lady to be molested by that dwarf Yu Renyan in Fuzhou!"
"Bastard, the old lady has to play the piano while driving to pass the time!"
"Baby bastard..."
Bao'er stopped suddenly, scratched his head and found that he seemed to have no reason to kick anymore.
On the other hand, Liu Zhengfeng handed the imperial decree to Bao'er.Bao'er opened the imperial decree and looked at it, and almost didn't laugh.
"Did I say that you haven't studied the various types and models of the real imperial edict before you made the false imperial edict?"
……
the second
(End of this chapter)
Two days later, the scene of Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin handwashing ceremony.
Liu Zhengfeng, dressed in a splendid attire, walked towards the brocade-covered copper basin in the center of the venue, and clasped hands with all the martial arts friends who came to participate in the hand-washing ceremony: "Thank you, senior heroes, fellow friends, for coming to participate in today's golden basin hand-washing ceremony by my younger brother." Celebration. Everyone has great friendship and love, and Liu will definitely remember it in his lifetime."
Several heads of the Five Sacred Sacred Sects and other relatives and friends of Liu Zhengfeng who attended the ceremony also returned their gifts one after another.And Liu Zhengfeng's apprentice, Xiang Danian, hurried in from outside and reported to Liu Zhengfeng: "Master, Mr. Zhang has arrived, and he is already waiting outside."
Liu Zhengfeng thought something was wrong, because this so-called Mr. Zhang was half an hour earlier than the time agreed with him.He originally planned to wash his hands first and then work with the investigation department to catch "Master Zhang" who sold fake officials, because in this way, Liu Zhengfeng's actions would have nothing to do with Jiang Hu.And the lackey of Zuo Lengchan who came all the way from Mount Song also lost the excuse to intervene in the Liu family's affairs.
Therefore, Liu Zhengfeng's washing time was carefully calculated by him.It's a pity that this fake Mr. Zhang seemed to be unable to wait for the money to run away, and came to Liu's residence early.However, since Liu Zhengfeng already knew that Mr. Zhang is a Xibei guy, he didn't take him seriously, and planned to go out to meet Mr. Zhang after finishing the handwashing ceremony.
But Mr. Zhang seemed to be really impatient, and he brought a man dressed in brocade clothes into the courtyard where the grand ceremony was being held.The "Master Zhang" who was wearing a cloud-and-white crimson official robe was also kind, without any airs of official airs.As soon as he saw Liu Zhengfeng in the room, he summoned with a smile on his face: "Liu Xiandi, hurry up and welcome the imperial decree!"
Liu Zhengfeng had no choice but to temporarily put aside his plan to wash his hands, pretended to be in a hurry, walked out of the hall, and warmly greeted "Master Zhang".
When the heads of the sects saw some court officials walking in, they all showed doubts.The Taoist of Tianmen was puzzled and said, "It's strange, Junior Brother Liu is obviously a member of the Jianghu, how could he suddenly befriend the government?"
Dingyi also asked the people around him strangely: "What exactly is Senior Brother Liu trying to do? Why don't we go out and have a look together, we will understand clearly."
Yue Buqun, who was following Tianmen, thought that the official who came in had something to do with Bao'er, but he was only half right, because it was not Bao'er that was related to this lord, but the case in Bao'er's hands.
"Grassman Liu Zhengfeng accepts the order!"
To say that Liu Zhengfeng was really saving face, knowing that the other party was a fake official, he knelt down resolutely, and even took the initiative to kowtow: "Long live my emperor!"
This is something that can't be helped, after all, the imperial power is too great, as long as the imperial decree in the hands of "Master Zhang" cannot be proved to be false for a moment, then Liu Zhengfeng must kneel down to welcome the imperial decree.Even if he knows in his heart that this thing is very fake, if you don't kneel, you will still be regarded as contemptuous of the imperial power, and you may be questioned by the government!
"By God, the emperor's edict said: According to the report of the governor of Hun Province, Liu Zhengfeng, a commoner in Hengyang County, is eager for public service and righteousness, and his merits are in his hometown. He is skilled in bowing and horses, and can be of great use. He will be promoted to the post of general, and he will serve the court in the future. Live up to my expectations. Thank you!"
Liu Zhengfeng played a full set of plays, not only immediately handed over Xie En, but also ordered his apprentice to present a silver ticket of 5000 taels (not Dongbao's) that had been prepared in advance.Liu Zhengfeng held the false imperial decree given by "Master Zhang" in his hand, and watched the "Jinyiwei Baihu" beside "Master Zhang" take the bank note.
"Master Zhang" saw that the money had already been obtained, and after a few polite words with Liu Zhengfeng, he thought about getting out and fleeing here.But Liu Zhengfeng "graciously" invited Mr. Zhang to stay, and said: "After the younger brother performs the Wanwashing Ceremony, it's not too late to stay and have a feast before leaving."
But "Master Zhang" insisted on leaving on the grounds that he was busy with business, and he belonged to the kind that Radu couldn't hold back.Liu Zhengfeng had no choice but to shout: "If you don't show up, my lord, Liu won't be able to keep them!"
"Master Zhang" seems to be a veteran of the Jianghu. He saw Liu Zhengfeng's posture and knew that the other party had seen through his own tricks.So "Master Zhang" and his "Jinyiwei Hundred Households" didn't even care about the ten thousand taels of banknotes in their hands, and suddenly turned into masters of lightness kung fu, and flew out of Liu's mansion.
It's a pity that before the two of them could fly over the wall, everyone saw a woman in white clothes who had just taken off by the collars of the back necks of the two adults who had just taken off, and forcibly picked them off from the sky.
"You want to run away after offending my old lady?"
All the people in the courtyard followed the sound and saw that Bao'er, who was wearing a big red python robe, came to the courtyard with several Dongchang officials in flying fish suits, and some people dressed as Dongchang slaves.Seeing that Master Dingyi, Taoist Priest Tianmen and Master Yue were also there, Bao'er waved to them.
Because Bao'er had a good relationship with Dingyi and Tianmen, so even though Bao'er was wearing a frighteningly red python robe, the two of them smiled and nodded with Bao'er, not because of the favor of Bao'er's court official. Identity is ignored.
Bao'er turned around and looked at the two liars who were caught by the collars of Xiao Bao'er, and couldn't help laughing for a moment.And the two liars seemed to be ready to let go of the lie, pretending to be "you are dead", and told Bao'er: "If you are sensible, let me go, otherwise I will make you feel miserable." Walk!"
"Oh?" Bao'er also smiled and asked them both: "Why can't I eat and walk around?"
"I am not afraid to tell you that the two of us are the confidantes of Lin Tianxing, the palm seal of Dongchang, and Lord Lin's confidants. Judging by the appearance of you guys, I think you must have survived Lord Lin's reputation! So, let go of this book now official?"
"Who?" Bao'er asked with wide eyes, "Who are you talking about?"
"Of course he is the number one expert in Dongchang, Master Lin who is the number one celebrity in front of His Majesty!" After speaking, "Master Zhang" asked Bao'er in a pretentious manner: "Why? Don't you believe me?"
"Aiya! Aiyaya..." Bao'er seemed to be a playwright at this moment, and he pretended to have a look of fear and a little hesitation, and muttered to himself: "Do you think this is a coincidence? Isn't this? Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it!"
The liar Mr. Zhang thought there was something going on, so he immediately asked: "Don't you also know Mr. Lin from Dongchang?"
But Bao'er shook his head and told him "I don't know..."
"Why don't I know you?"
"Because my old lady is Lin Tianxing!"
"boom!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone who was present counted as one, and they were all laughed out loud by Bao'er and the liar.Even Luo Lang, a cold-faced (not Korean cold-faced) fighter, laughed so hard that he couldn't even shed tears!
Even the liar was fooled, he really didn't expect that he lied all the way from Jiangsu and Zhejiang to Hunan, and finally tricked the real master!
"Is it a surprise? Is it a surprise? Is it a miracle?" Bao'er suddenly kicked the liar while talking and laughing, and said cursingly while kicking: "My mother has been looking for you for almost two months, you know? ? From Beijing to Fuzhou, and then to Hengyang, back and forth for thousands of miles, just because you bastard is bluffing in the name of my mother!"
"Bastard, my old lady was impeached by the censor in the court!"
"Bastard, I made my mother personally teach the ignorant Yushi a lesson!"
"Bastard, I made my mother pay for mental damage!"
"Bastard, I made my old lady come out to handle your case before she even put on her new uniform!"
"Bastard, it made my mother unable to take a bath on the boat for seven or eight days!"
"Bastard, I caused my old lady to be molested by that dwarf Yu Renyan in Fuzhou!"
"Bastard, the old lady has to play the piano while driving to pass the time!"
"Baby bastard..."
Bao'er stopped suddenly, scratched his head and found that he seemed to have no reason to kick anymore.
On the other hand, Liu Zhengfeng handed the imperial decree to Bao'er.Bao'er opened the imperial decree and looked at it, and almost didn't laugh.
"Did I say that you haven't studied the various types and models of the real imperial edict before you made the false imperial edict?"
……
the second
(End of this chapter)
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