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Chapter 422

Bao'er didn't expect that among the two Cerebellar Axes he bought, there was actually a little albino guy!But the two little guys haven't even opened their eyes yet, and even the poo needs Bao'er to rub the PP of the two little guys with gauze dipped in warm water, so as to stimulate them to pull out the stinky smell.

Because of Raphael's eating habits of modern people, there are dairy goats bred in the base for human milking.Bao'er originally planned to let the two little guys lie on the goat to suck directly, but because of the beast smell on the two little guys, the goat was so scared that it couldn't even produce milk.Although the base can produce glass bottles, the base's rubber industry doesn't even have 0, so the problem of pacifiers has never been solved.

So Bao'er could only pray to the omnipotent system and said:
"System, system! Can you be merciful and give the humble player two milk bottles? Don't say no, I saw this thing in the warehouse when I was choosing armor!"

The system did not make any verbal response, but Bao'er suddenly heard a prompt from the system:

【Ding dong! 】

[Players get: 500ML feeding bottle*2, spare leak-proof nipple*6! 】

[This item has been stored in the inventory, please pay attention to check it. 】

The system didn't ask Bao'er to do any tasks, so it gave Bao'er two feeding bottles so easily, Bao'er was so touched that he was speechless for a moment...

The two little guys who didn't open their eyes survived so tenaciously, and conquered everyone in the investigation department the day after they joined the investigation department.Don't worry about how big these two cerebellar axes will grow in the future, anyway, now everyone believes that these two "kittens" will be the group favorites of the Jianghu Investigation Department from now on!

As for how favored the two little guys are, that's really quite high.Not only did Lan Fu's girls rush to hug them all day long, but even a tough guy like Luo Lang would sometimes pick up the little orange guy and roll it on his face when no one was paying attention. Then he picked up the little white guy and kissed him fiercely.

But what Luo Lang didn't know was that Bao'er knew about him sucking cats from the beginning to the end.But Bao'er didn't feel that Luo Lang was ashamed at all, who wouldn't love a soft and cute kitten?

Still the same sentence, don't worry about how big "Little Cat" will become in the future...

In short, a few days later, the team members all got their customized weapons amidst the pink and tender laughter.Lan agreed with her subordinates, without exception, who chose the light and nimble one-handed sword as their daily weapon.The men, on the other hand, basically chose the improved Yanling Saber that could be held with both hands.

At first, Bao'er wondered why the custom-made weapons were made so quickly, but after seeing it, he suddenly realized that the weapons in these guys' hands were all mass-produced goods with the same material, length, and weight.At this time, Bao'er learned from Luo Lang that these people had already used the factory guard's standard Yanling Saber, so even when customizing weapons, everyone agreed and chose the same sword.

"Because it's broken, I don't feel sorry for it. It's the same for anyone who picks it up. On the contrary, it's much more convenient." Zhai Mo, who used to be on missions to kill people, said so.

However, just like the "basic" mentioned above, not everyone is satisfied with their weapons, such as Si Kai who is stupid and full of brute force!

Si Kai is good at using a three-pointed double-edged knife weighing several tens of kilograms, but in the eyes of the craftsmen in the weapon workshop, this guy is not good at using a three-pointed knife.But in his original environment, only the crude three-pointed knife he carried with him could withstand his toss.Therefore, the craftsmen created a strange weapon for Si Kai, which was between the Fang Tianji and the three-pointed double-edged sword.

The new weapon surpassed Si Kai's original three-pointed knife in every way, but Si Kai refused to buy it, thinking that the weapon made by the craftsmen for him was not a three-pointed knife.

Seeing this situation, Bao'er could only take advantage of his low savvy to activate the Dafa of deception, holding the strangely shaped but surprisingly useful "three-pointed double-edged knife" and pointing it to Si Kai, and asked: "How many weapons did you have before?" A point? How many blades?"

Si Kai replied without hesitation: "Three points with two blades!"

"Oh, the cards are not small... No!" Bao'er asked him again: "Then you count, how many points are there in the new weapon?"

"One, two, three... There are three points!"

"Then is it a three-pointed one?"

"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!" Si Kai nodded again and again.

"Then count again, how many blades does the new weapon have?"

"One, two, three, four..." Si Kai raised his head and replied, "There are four!"

Baoer: ...

He didn't even frighten him!Bao'er had no choice but to reorganize the language, and took his old weapon and asked again:

"You count again, how many blades does the old one have?"

"One, two." Si Kai replied, "Only two."

"Wait!" Bao'er pointed to the bald point of the spear in the middle and asked, "Is this the point of the spear? Are the blades on both sides of the point?"

Si Kai really wanted to say no, but the truth was that the bald spear point did have edges on both sides, even though the edges were already corroded, he couldn't say no.

and so……

"Your original three-pointed and two-edged sword has three points and four blades, and your new weapon also has three points and four blades! Then why can your original three-pointed and four-edged weapon be a three-pointed and two-edged sword? Weapons also have three points and four blades, so in your eyes, why not three points and two blades?"

As soon as Bao'er said this, Si Kai immediately froze on the spot.But Si Kai was stunned from the beginning to the end of the scene, and even the people watching the scene were also stunned!Because no one else thinks that something more like Fang Tianji can be called a "three-pointed two-edged sword"!
but……

"Director, you are right, the new weapon of Erdi is also a three-pointed two-edged sword!"

"hiss!"

Amidst the gasping voices of the surrounding people, Si Kai really regarded the new weapon as a three-pointed double-edged sword!
After the crowd dispersed, Luo Lang pulled Bao'er aside and asked, "Master, the weapon that the craftsman made for that stupid guy should be..."

"Don't worry about it, what those guys built is a f*cking trident, and it's the same style as Katakuri. How did these guys think that they could build such a strange thing!"

Long Yu passing by was also wondering: "Who is Katakuri? Why do you use such a strange weapon?"

At the same time, among the cabinet in the capital...

"boom!"

Xie Qian angrily threw a memorial submitted by a certain censor to the ground.

"Where did this lack of heart come from! What did he think? Joining an incomparably rich man to sell his official title? Does anyone believe what he participates in?"

The new cabinet minister named Wang Shu picked up the memorial that was thrown away by Xie Qian from the ground, opened it and looked at it for a few moments, then handed it over to several other cabinet ministers.After the other 7 people passed to watch, a burst of pleasant laughter suddenly came from the small building of the cabinet.

"Come on, everyone." Li Dongyang waved the memorial in his hand, looked around the crowd and said, "This was posted by some of your idiots, why don't you take it back quickly! My teeth are falling out!"

Then, a certain cabinet minister took the memorial from Li Dongyang, and put it into his sleeve while smiling and sighing.He also explained: "A stunned young man who just took office doesn't know anything about the affairs in the capital. The old man will go back and tell him the matter, so that he can come back with a new account."

The whole story was that a stunned youth participated in Bao'er's copy, but the content of the participation was too unimaginable-Lin Tianxing, the eunuch of the East Factory, was proud of his sacred favor. Capture Lin Tianxing!

But the problem is that the bigwigs in Beijing and China all know that Bao'er is extremely rich, and silver is just a number to them.Let me ask a person who no longer has any practical concept of money, does he need to make money by selling official titles?Besides, Bao'er doesn't have any real power and influence in the court, so how can you let others sell their officials and nobles?Sell ​​fake officials to engage in fraud?

Then, Liu Jian suddenly saw a booklet from the Ministry of Officials saying that under the jurisdiction of the Chief Secretary of Zhejiang Province, someone reported with a fake appointment letter from the Ministry of Officials.Moreover, the position reported by others is also very fake-Jinyiwei Qianhu!

Several cabinet ministers were still wondering, when will it be the turn of the officials to appoint Jinyiwei Qianhu?

Liu Jian passed the brochure to several other people, and then said: "So, someone is using the name of Brother Lin to bluff and deceive in Zhejiang?"

"Haha! It's so lively now!" Xie Qian also asked with a smile: "Do you think Brother Lin will also kill the idiot who bought the official?"

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(End of this chapter)