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Chapter 334 Unusual Fist Kung Fu
Chapter 334 Unusual Fist Kung Fu
"Fire guns are outdated, and flintlocks are in fashion now."
Bao'er, who came to Bai Luan, chopped off the firecracker in his hand with a single knife.Bai Luan saw that the sharp weapon in his hand was destroyed by hundreds of households talking and laughing in the East Factory, and finally realized that he had bumped into a master among the masters.
"You are Bai Luan?" Bao'er unscrupulously looked back and forth with his eyes at the old man's body, and asked again: "Do you know what I'm here for, you just shoot me?"
"I……"
When Bai Luan faced Bao'er, who obviously didn't have any power on her body, it was as if someone had strangled her neck, unable to utter a single word.
Bao'er Bailuan looked like he couldn't make a fart with three poles, so he asked again: "Then let me ask you, are you from the fairyland of Pengshan?"
Upon hearing the word "Pengshan", Bai Luan's pupils suddenly shrank, and he took a breath, and asked Bao'er, "Do you believe in Pengshan?"
"I don't care if there are or not. Anyway, I have already met a group of gods who claim to be immortals and are so invulnerable. As for whether they are from Pengshan, I will ask you."
At this moment, when Bai Luan heard Bao'er's words of "invulnerability", he took another deep breath, and with a frightened expression on his face, he asked Bao'er urgently: "When? Where? What are they doing here? "
"Are you afraid of them?"
Bai Luan nodded honestly and said, "Scared!"
"Why?"
"They..." Bai Luan hesitated to speak, but after struggling in his heart, he confessed honestly: "They are warriors who are ranked among the immortals on Mount Peng, and they are responsible for performing various tasks in Penglai and Kunlun. "
"So, they're here to get you?"
Bai Luan nodded again.
"But why?"
"Why?" There were two expressions of bitterness and anger in Bai Luan's expression at the same time. He was not without nostalgia, but he cursed with righteous indignation: "It's because the old man is a mere mortal as a pharmacist in Pengshan. He can't be ranked among the immortals." I'm in the class, but I'm always looking for the way of immortality for mortals, and they won't allow this old man to break their rules!"
"Oh!" Bao'er pointed to Zaitaro who was cheering for Wuming not far behind, and asked Bai Luan: "So you come here to kill children to get blood to refine medicine?"
Bai Luan argued strongly: "In Pengshan, there is no need to kill people to refine the growth medicine. The reason why the old man was exiled in Mengguo was entirely by accident!"
"Then you still want to practice?"
"Because the old man is dying soon! The old man longs for immortality. The old man wants to prove to everyone that even if the old man has no chance to be in the immortal class, he can still live forever! Even if the old man is captured by them and returned to Pengshan and dies right away No hesitation!"
At this moment, Bao'er seemed to understand some of Bai Luan's unscrupulous actions for the ideal or responsibility in his heart.I think that from a certain point of view, Baoer and Bailuan are actually the same kind of people.In order to achieve the goal and had to kill an innocent person, Bao'er asked herself, if she encountered such a thing, she would probably be more decisive than Bai Luan!
Even if it is an innocent person, once he is the one who deserves to be killed, then...
Bao'er once said that those who die under his sword should be killed, but sometimes the person who should be killed is not necessarily a bad person, and may even be a good person!Thinking of this, Bao'er could only helplessly shake her head, thinking that it would be better to have fewer good people who should be killed by her in the future.Of course, it is best never to meet!
Bao'er shook his head, got rid of all useless thoughts, and decided to change the topic, then asked Bai Luan again: "According to your words, is there really such a place as Pengshan Wonderland?" Bao'er asked in surprise: " What are Penglai and Kunlun, you seem to mention it often?"
Bai Luan replied knowingly: "The ancestors of Pengshan—no, the Penglai people in the world (Pengshan world, that is, the aborigines of the twelve countries call themselves) is here, and Kunlun refers to the Meng country across the sea. .”
"Hey! So, Pengshan is in the middle of Dameng and Dongying?" But then Bao'er asked: "But I often take a boat, why have I never seen any mountains on the sea, like a fairyland?" What about something similar? You are not going to tell me that Pengshan is actually in another world!"
Bai Luan could only nod helplessly when he heard what Baoer said, "That's right, Pengshan and the Twelve Kingdoms are indeed in another world."
"So how can we get there!" Bao'er explained: "A friend of mine was captured by a group of flying bastards two years ago, so I want to go over there and get my friend back!"
"I can't go..."
"That's right, I really can't go!"
Just as Bai Luan's words were out of his mouth, before he finished speaking, another voice suddenly came from the top of Bao'er and Bai Luan.This voice was not very loud, but it was enough for everyone in the audience to hear it clearly.Except for Baoer Bailuan, Wuming, Xiaobaoer, Fengwu, Luolang, and Jianxin who was leaning on a long spear as a walking stick all raised their heads in unison, looking at the night sky with a half moon hanging.
"Hehe, the bastard who pretends to be a ghost is just some tricks and tricks."
Feng Wu looked at the dozen or so warriors in the sky who were riding mounts that were neither deer nor horses, but had no wings but could fly in the sky. After laughing, he was about to pick up a bow from the ground.But his next move was stopped by Luo Lang.
"Lord Luo Lang, why stop me? Shoot an arrow and let us see what kind of medicine is sold in the other party's gourd!"
However, Luo Lang still didn't let Feng Wu move, and even pressed back in front of him repeatedly, until he retreated to Wuming's side before stopping.
"Looks like we're in trouble."
"You don't need to look to know." Wuming stretched out his hand and rubbed the dense goosebumps on his arms, and said to Luo Lang, "This group of people with unknown origins is very dangerous..."
Xiao Bao'er hurried to Jianxin's side, took back the other knife lent to him, and told Jianxin to hide himself when a fight broke out!
"Little uncle, I..."
Little Bao'er, who had always been smiling, was finally solemn for a rare time. She frowned and stared at the guys in the sky, and whispered: "They are the Pengshan Immortals that my little brother has been looking for. Ordinary swords can't do anything to them at all. But the weapon in my hand was snatched from them by my little brother, and it might be able to hurt them."
On Bao'er's side, Bai Luan, who was afraid of the Pengshan warriors, had already hid behind Bao'er.Bao'er let Bai Luan hide, then raised his head to look at the guys flying in the sky, and asked:
"Do you like looking at others so condescendingly?"
"So what if you like it, so what if you don't like it? Why should we think about a group of dying people?" As he said this, the envoy from Pengshan turned his head and looked at the little girl who was running towards Bao'er. , suddenly laughed and said: "This trip is really not in vain. Not only can I kill my traitor in Pengshan, but I can also get a transformed demon menstrual blood, which is worthy of my hard work!"
"Hey, I think you are really a toad yawning—you have such a big breath! If you are so sure that you can eat my old lady, you are not afraid of biting the iron plate and breaking your rotten teeth?"
"Ordinary people outside the ordinary world are really stupid." The leader of the team turned his head and told his subordinates: "They know too much, let's silence them all!"
"Subordinates have to... ah!"
How could Bao'er not understand the principle of "strike first to be the strongest". It is said that their warriors in Pengshan are not afraid of being chopped off if they are ranked in the immortal class. Could it be that the mounts under their crotch are all immortal beasts on the list?Of course Bao'er didn't believe it, so while the group of people in the sky were busy pretending to be X, she shook her hands a few times, and dozens of Dongbao silver coins shining with silver flew towards the noses of the ancestors' crotch mounts. go.
The flying beasts under their crotches were still dumbfounded, but their big noses suddenly suffered a real disaster. A few silver coins hit them on the noses, and after hearing a few "puff puffs", they all had blood from their nostrils. fell down from the sky.Fortunately, all the warriors in the sky were skilled in riding, and they tightened the reins one by one to control the out-of-control mounts, and the tragedy of "plane crash and death" did not happen.
But these people were so busy controlling their mounts that they didn't notice that their formation was already in disarray, and some warriors had even descended to a height of less than one foot from the ground.By the time these people came to their senses, it was already too late. The unlucky guy who flew the lowest and was also the closest to Bao'er was kicked off his mount by Bao'er.Bao'er lightly tapped on his mount and flew up again, facing the unlucky guy with a set of Jet Li-style Foshan Wuying feet.
The samurai who was suddenly "killed by serial kicks" was also strong, and he was kicked by Bao'er without killing him.But when he flew out, he bumped into the body of another companion, and the two fell from the sky together, and fell on the tall altar with a "plop".
Bao'er, who landed on the ground, pointed at the envoy who was still flying in the sky, and scolded with a smile: "Didn't your predecessor tell you that although you are not afraid of swords, guns and golden wounds, ordinary fists and feet can hurt you just as well? Idiots!"
……
the second
(End of this chapter)
"Fire guns are outdated, and flintlocks are in fashion now."
Bao'er, who came to Bai Luan, chopped off the firecracker in his hand with a single knife.Bai Luan saw that the sharp weapon in his hand was destroyed by hundreds of households talking and laughing in the East Factory, and finally realized that he had bumped into a master among the masters.
"You are Bai Luan?" Bao'er unscrupulously looked back and forth with his eyes at the old man's body, and asked again: "Do you know what I'm here for, you just shoot me?"
"I……"
When Bai Luan faced Bao'er, who obviously didn't have any power on her body, it was as if someone had strangled her neck, unable to utter a single word.
Bao'er Bailuan looked like he couldn't make a fart with three poles, so he asked again: "Then let me ask you, are you from the fairyland of Pengshan?"
Upon hearing the word "Pengshan", Bai Luan's pupils suddenly shrank, and he took a breath, and asked Bao'er, "Do you believe in Pengshan?"
"I don't care if there are or not. Anyway, I have already met a group of gods who claim to be immortals and are so invulnerable. As for whether they are from Pengshan, I will ask you."
At this moment, when Bai Luan heard Bao'er's words of "invulnerability", he took another deep breath, and with a frightened expression on his face, he asked Bao'er urgently: "When? Where? What are they doing here? "
"Are you afraid of them?"
Bai Luan nodded honestly and said, "Scared!"
"Why?"
"They..." Bai Luan hesitated to speak, but after struggling in his heart, he confessed honestly: "They are warriors who are ranked among the immortals on Mount Peng, and they are responsible for performing various tasks in Penglai and Kunlun. "
"So, they're here to get you?"
Bai Luan nodded again.
"But why?"
"Why?" There were two expressions of bitterness and anger in Bai Luan's expression at the same time. He was not without nostalgia, but he cursed with righteous indignation: "It's because the old man is a mere mortal as a pharmacist in Pengshan. He can't be ranked among the immortals." I'm in the class, but I'm always looking for the way of immortality for mortals, and they won't allow this old man to break their rules!"
"Oh!" Bao'er pointed to Zaitaro who was cheering for Wuming not far behind, and asked Bai Luan: "So you come here to kill children to get blood to refine medicine?"
Bai Luan argued strongly: "In Pengshan, there is no need to kill people to refine the growth medicine. The reason why the old man was exiled in Mengguo was entirely by accident!"
"Then you still want to practice?"
"Because the old man is dying soon! The old man longs for immortality. The old man wants to prove to everyone that even if the old man has no chance to be in the immortal class, he can still live forever! Even if the old man is captured by them and returned to Pengshan and dies right away No hesitation!"
At this moment, Bao'er seemed to understand some of Bai Luan's unscrupulous actions for the ideal or responsibility in his heart.I think that from a certain point of view, Baoer and Bailuan are actually the same kind of people.In order to achieve the goal and had to kill an innocent person, Bao'er asked herself, if she encountered such a thing, she would probably be more decisive than Bai Luan!
Even if it is an innocent person, once he is the one who deserves to be killed, then...
Bao'er once said that those who die under his sword should be killed, but sometimes the person who should be killed is not necessarily a bad person, and may even be a good person!Thinking of this, Bao'er could only helplessly shake her head, thinking that it would be better to have fewer good people who should be killed by her in the future.Of course, it is best never to meet!
Bao'er shook his head, got rid of all useless thoughts, and decided to change the topic, then asked Bai Luan again: "According to your words, is there really such a place as Pengshan Wonderland?" Bao'er asked in surprise: " What are Penglai and Kunlun, you seem to mention it often?"
Bai Luan replied knowingly: "The ancestors of Pengshan—no, the Penglai people in the world (Pengshan world, that is, the aborigines of the twelve countries call themselves) is here, and Kunlun refers to the Meng country across the sea. .”
"Hey! So, Pengshan is in the middle of Dameng and Dongying?" But then Bao'er asked: "But I often take a boat, why have I never seen any mountains on the sea, like a fairyland?" What about something similar? You are not going to tell me that Pengshan is actually in another world!"
Bai Luan could only nod helplessly when he heard what Baoer said, "That's right, Pengshan and the Twelve Kingdoms are indeed in another world."
"So how can we get there!" Bao'er explained: "A friend of mine was captured by a group of flying bastards two years ago, so I want to go over there and get my friend back!"
"I can't go..."
"That's right, I really can't go!"
Just as Bai Luan's words were out of his mouth, before he finished speaking, another voice suddenly came from the top of Bao'er and Bai Luan.This voice was not very loud, but it was enough for everyone in the audience to hear it clearly.Except for Baoer Bailuan, Wuming, Xiaobaoer, Fengwu, Luolang, and Jianxin who was leaning on a long spear as a walking stick all raised their heads in unison, looking at the night sky with a half moon hanging.
"Hehe, the bastard who pretends to be a ghost is just some tricks and tricks."
Feng Wu looked at the dozen or so warriors in the sky who were riding mounts that were neither deer nor horses, but had no wings but could fly in the sky. After laughing, he was about to pick up a bow from the ground.But his next move was stopped by Luo Lang.
"Lord Luo Lang, why stop me? Shoot an arrow and let us see what kind of medicine is sold in the other party's gourd!"
However, Luo Lang still didn't let Feng Wu move, and even pressed back in front of him repeatedly, until he retreated to Wuming's side before stopping.
"Looks like we're in trouble."
"You don't need to look to know." Wuming stretched out his hand and rubbed the dense goosebumps on his arms, and said to Luo Lang, "This group of people with unknown origins is very dangerous..."
Xiao Bao'er hurried to Jianxin's side, took back the other knife lent to him, and told Jianxin to hide himself when a fight broke out!
"Little uncle, I..."
Little Bao'er, who had always been smiling, was finally solemn for a rare time. She frowned and stared at the guys in the sky, and whispered: "They are the Pengshan Immortals that my little brother has been looking for. Ordinary swords can't do anything to them at all. But the weapon in my hand was snatched from them by my little brother, and it might be able to hurt them."
On Bao'er's side, Bai Luan, who was afraid of the Pengshan warriors, had already hid behind Bao'er.Bao'er let Bai Luan hide, then raised his head to look at the guys flying in the sky, and asked:
"Do you like looking at others so condescendingly?"
"So what if you like it, so what if you don't like it? Why should we think about a group of dying people?" As he said this, the envoy from Pengshan turned his head and looked at the little girl who was running towards Bao'er. , suddenly laughed and said: "This trip is really not in vain. Not only can I kill my traitor in Pengshan, but I can also get a transformed demon menstrual blood, which is worthy of my hard work!"
"Hey, I think you are really a toad yawning—you have such a big breath! If you are so sure that you can eat my old lady, you are not afraid of biting the iron plate and breaking your rotten teeth?"
"Ordinary people outside the ordinary world are really stupid." The leader of the team turned his head and told his subordinates: "They know too much, let's silence them all!"
"Subordinates have to... ah!"
How could Bao'er not understand the principle of "strike first to be the strongest". It is said that their warriors in Pengshan are not afraid of being chopped off if they are ranked in the immortal class. Could it be that the mounts under their crotch are all immortal beasts on the list?Of course Bao'er didn't believe it, so while the group of people in the sky were busy pretending to be X, she shook her hands a few times, and dozens of Dongbao silver coins shining with silver flew towards the noses of the ancestors' crotch mounts. go.
The flying beasts under their crotches were still dumbfounded, but their big noses suddenly suffered a real disaster. A few silver coins hit them on the noses, and after hearing a few "puff puffs", they all had blood from their nostrils. fell down from the sky.Fortunately, all the warriors in the sky were skilled in riding, and they tightened the reins one by one to control the out-of-control mounts, and the tragedy of "plane crash and death" did not happen.
But these people were so busy controlling their mounts that they didn't notice that their formation was already in disarray, and some warriors had even descended to a height of less than one foot from the ground.By the time these people came to their senses, it was already too late. The unlucky guy who flew the lowest and was also the closest to Bao'er was kicked off his mount by Bao'er.Bao'er lightly tapped on his mount and flew up again, facing the unlucky guy with a set of Jet Li-style Foshan Wuying feet.
The samurai who was suddenly "killed by serial kicks" was also strong, and he was kicked by Bao'er without killing him.But when he flew out, he bumped into the body of another companion, and the two fell from the sky together, and fell on the tall altar with a "plop".
Bao'er, who landed on the ground, pointed at the envoy who was still flying in the sky, and scolded with a smile: "Didn't your predecessor tell you that although you are not afraid of swords, guns and golden wounds, ordinary fists and feet can hurt you just as well? Idiots!"
……
the second
(End of this chapter)
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