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Chapter 213 Ferrari with soybean oil

The great ancient Greek philosopher Socrates once put forward three philosophical speculations that have influenced and have always influenced human beings - who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going.

The author's three ultimate speculations on water philosophy here are not for water with more than 80 characters, but because Bao'er was shot out by Jojo in an instant and successfully embedded in the wall, and the questions he thought were actually different from those of philosophy. The three ultimate speculations have the same purpose:
"who am I?"

"where am I?"

"Am I sick?"

Whether you believe it or not, Bao'er did pull herself off the wall by herself.Qiao Qiao never thought that he would be able to put his brother Bao'er on the wall at the first stroke, so he did it with great strides.

"Why didn't you avoid it just now?"

Yes, Bao'er himself was thinking about this question, why didn't he avoid it just now?Could it be because Bao'er had no intention of hiding the moment Qiao Qiao made a move?

How can it be!

Although Bao'er didn't want to admit it, it was true that he failed to react the moment Niu Qiaoqiao made a move.It's not that his body didn't react, but because Bao'er's attention and reaction speed couldn't keep up with Qiao Qiao's speed.He didn't even notice how Jojo moved his hands!
"Come again!"

Bao'er forced Qiao Qiao back to the center of the courtyard, but Qiao Qiao saw that Bao'er had just come down from the wall and wondered if she was injured, so she asked Bao'er with concern:
"Brother Baoer, what's the matter with you?"

Bao'er also patted her chest, saying that she has nothing wrong with her.

But this is not in line with Bao'er's impression of Qiao Qiao, because in Qiao Qiao's impression, although his brother Bao'er's speed is very fast, his sword skills are also particularly sharp.But his body is the most resistant to beating among all people, even more resistant to tossing than Ashikaga Yoshiki.

Just like when Bao'er was hit by the hit just now, if this was placed on Bao'er in the past, he might have to vomit blood on the spot.However, now that Bao'er has suffered such a severe blow, not only did Bao'er show no signs of injury, she was even alive and well.

"Come on, don't be afraid of hurting me!" Bao'er clapped her hands and signaled Qiao Qiao to start, "I'm not that fragile!"

That's right, after two accidental increases in attributes in Ningbo and Sakai, Bao'er's blood value has reached 117 points.So now Lin Baoer is already the fiercest and most resistant sissy in the world!
(In the distance, a sissy with the double surname Dongfang suddenly sneezed loudly without warning, spraying the snot several feet away.)
"Then can I really do it?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and make moves!"

"I'm coming!"

"call!"

Qiao Qiao's vajra umbrella smashed towards Bao'er head-on with a mighty force.However, when the giant umbrella was less than a foot in front of Bao'er's door, Qiao Qiao suddenly withdrew his hand.

"Brother Bao'er, why don't you hide?"

"Ah?" This time Bao'er finally showed a trace of panic, he said anxiously: "My mother... I haven't reacted just now..."

"But I was slow enough just now!"

"That's right, Qiao Qiao didn't lie." Ryoma, who had been standing under the tree in the courtyard, also came over and said to Bao'er, "Qiao Qiao's speed is slow enough, but Brother Bao'er, you are like a wooden dummy. Standing in place without any response, it’s like an ordinary person who was frightened by bandits. I don’t think so, let me, a samurai with mediocre martial skills, try your speed.”

Ever since, Bao'er was once again hit in the head by Ryoma's extremely mediocre swordsmanship.And Ryoma seems to have found the crux of Baoer.

"Brother Bao'er, did you expect my move just now?"

Bao'er nodded, and replied: "I expected that you would use Tang Zhu, but even though I had prepared to dodge in advance, my body somehow couldn't keep up with the speed I hoped he could achieve. It's like I Your body is awkward with mine, as if you don't listen to me!"

Long Ma nodded and said: "This time you attack and I defend, let's try again."

Then, Ryoma discovered that although Bao'er swung his sword every time, it was extremely fast and violent, and even compared to the previous attack in Ningbo, it was three points more fierce.But the problem is that Bao'er always pauses for a moment before swinging the knife, and then swings the wooden knife in his hand towards Ryoma.But Long Ma took advantage of Bao'er's pause and left his attack range, making Bao'er miss every time.

"So, have you found your problem?"

Bao'er also nodded with a wry smile, and said helplessly: "I feel like a Ferrari filled with a tank of soybean oil right now. Don't care about the car's handling, whether the horsepower is strong, or whether the fuel is not enough. Even a good car can't run."

"What?" Obviously, Ryoma couldn't understand the meaning of Baoer's words.

"Forget it, don't fool around with me anymore, maybe I'll be better on my own tomorrow." Then, Bao'er pretended to be relaxed and said: "It just so happens that today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and last year's Dragon Boat Festival was all paid tribute. I have been delayed. No, I must make up for what was delayed last year, or I will lose a lot!"

After finishing speaking, Bao'er turned back to his bedroom after pausing for a while.

"System, can you tell me why?"

【Please wait……】

【Ding dong! 】

[The system judges that there is a matching surprise in the compatibility between the player's soul and body, that is, the two cannot be fully compatible! 】

"Not fully compatible? What the hell is this? Could it be that the original soul can no longer completely match the original body?"

[The system judged that because the player's body has been specially repaired and strengthened, and during the repair and strengthening period, the player's soul was not in the body, so a compatibility problem occurred. 】

"I'm going, system, can you tell the truth, did you develop PS hardware in Sofa in your last life? You upgraded my hardware from ps3 to ps4, and then told me that ps4 is not backward compatible with ps3 games? Are you planning to play to death... Wait!"

Bao'er finally found a huge point in the system's words, and he hurriedly asked the system: "What do you mean by 'the player's soul is not in the body during the repair and strengthening'? Can you explain it to me... No, can you Tell me, where has my soul gone for more than half a year?"

【Beep...】

[The player level does not meet the authorization limit requirements, and the specific information cannot be viewed. 】

"Then can you tell me, which authorization level am I?"

【Ding dong! 】

[Player authorization level is: highest authorization]

"You're kidding me!"

【…】

After another moment.

【Ding dong! 】

[It is recommended that players perform soul training to achieve a perfect fit between the player's soul and body. 】

[May I ask if the player has started to practice soul grinding? 】

"start!"

[Player's personal task: the match of souls, officially begins! 】

[When you wake up, you suddenly find that you have become stronger than ever, but you just can't control the strength of your body.Don't worry juvenile, it just shows you know nothing about power.Hurry up and practice!Let your body and soul reach the realm of harmony between man and nature, then you will understand that no one knows yourself better than you! 】

[Note: This task is a self-exploration task, the system does not impose any restrictions on players, there is no failure condition, and no failure penalty is set. 】

[Completion Reward: Mysterious Weapon Gift Box*1]

[Fitness of Soul: Completion 1.7%]

"Can you give me some hints?"

[Hint 1. Asking for others is better than asking for yourself;]

[Hint 2. It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books;]

【Hint 3. Life is the best teacher. 】

Well, basically, apart from nonsense, the system didn't give Bao'er any effective hints.

But where did Bao'er's soul go during this period?

It's really puzzling.

……

the third

Well, the author has nothing to say.

(End of this chapter)