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Chapter 162 Everyone Loves Dirty Jokes

(Originally, the length of the current chapter has shrunk by more than 600 words, so the author does not intend to spend more time on the description of "Moonlight Night on the Spring River" in the previous chapter, because it will make you feel that I am very watery.)
"Huh, huh, huh..." (Don't slap, piss you off)

"it is good!"

"awesome!"

In the lobby of Tianxiang Pavilion, whether it was the happy guests or those who accompanied the guests, even the musicians behind Bao'er stood up one after another, and gave their applause to the one who had just guided them to complete a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation without hesitation. boa.

It can be said that Lin Daiyu has established a reputation for piano skills in "Qin and Beauty" only with tonight's song "Spring River Flower and Moon Night". Even the gambling shop owner who is also in Tianxiang Pavilion tonight has decisively decided to go back close now...

Do not!
Not only can't the handicap about Master Lin's piano skills be closed, but it has to be refined.This is like guessing the score when future generations gamble, but this time the bet is on how Mr. Lin's piano skills will be evaluated by Tang Bohu: whether it is "good" or "excellent", or "champion" or "Absolutely", could it be the evaluation of "God" that has never appeared in these years.

Thinking of this, the owner of the casino couldn't help but get excited.Because in his eyes, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cut leeks from gamblers!
The only fly in the ointment is that Mrs. Lin always wears a scarf on her face, so that people can never see her true face.After all, the "qin" in "Qin and Appearance" has been confirmed, and the only thing left is this "appearance"!But the more this is the case, the more it will arouse the itch in the hearts of these people.Ever since, many people present are looking forward to the official appearance of Mr. Lin the next night!
Naturally, Bao'er didn't know all the dirty things behind it, he only thought that he had been recognized by everyone present.But Bao'er neither bowed nor thanked her, nor even smiled at all.On the one hand, Bao'er needs to maintain his high-level persona, on the other hand, when he just used his skills to scan all the guests present, he (she?) caught 7 Jinyiwei spies just in the middle of the hall.This is only the first floor, Bao'er can't see the private rooms and private rooms on the second and third floors.

Therefore, Bao'er's top priority is how to make these Jin Yiwei, who may be monitoring her, quickly believe that she is really just a "North Drifting" literary and artistic young woman.But soon, this opportunity was sent to Bao'er by the guests.

Although Tianxiang Pavilion is classified as a "brothel", it is still a high-end entertainment venue.Yes, it means that the girls in the building charge very high prices.It's just that these are all in the dark, and it's your wish. On the bright side, this is really a very pure and elegant leisure place.Therefore, there are many literati and elegant guests in Tianxiang Pavilion who often gather here, only enjoying drinking and singing.

"Master Lin, sing one more song!"

No, a middle-aged man dressed as a scribe asked.

And a man in the private seat on the second floor also asked his boy servant to shout downstairs: "My master said, as long as everyone in Lin is willing to sing a song, the 500 taels you promised to the musicians just now will be handed over to my master." !"

Hearing this, Bao'er also knew that she (typed correctly) had to sing today, but fortunately she was somewhat sure of her voice.Therefore, Bao'er had no choice but to say to everyone present: "The little girl is new here, and she is flattered to be favored by everyone. It's just..."

When the people present heard the "just" in Lin's mouth, they thought she was going to decline, but immediately Bao'er dispelled their guesses and worries, because Bao'er went on to say:

"Forget it, stop pretending!" Bao'er changed her gentle tone just now, and said in an extremely heroic tone with her hands clasped: "I have the honor of making my debut at Tianxiang Tower tonight, so I don't have a tacit understanding with the band. I will have a meeting with the musicians at the time of the next cup of tea, do you agree?"

Hehe, there is an old saying that "there is never anything new in the capital", but today this group of people really saw something new.In everyone's impression, a girl who is proficient in music theory should be as gentle as water, but today this girl really broke their inherent impression.

"What a special woman!"

Therefore, everyone agreed to Bao'er's rhetoric in order to make something new.Seeing this, Bao'er was not polite, and went backstage with a group of musicians.

No one knows what everyone Lin said to these musicians in the background. Just from the intermittent sound of the pipa and the laughter of the musicians, everyone can guess one or two things, that is - there is a play!
After about a cup of tea, Master Lin really returned to the center of the stage with the musicians.Seeing this, the guests in the lobby gave their applause again.Even the secret agents of Jinyiwei who were in charge of monitoring Bao'er showed expressions of curiosity and anticipation.

"I told the musicians just now that you must have heard enough of the common and often-heard pieces, and even the musicians who make a living from this have played them tirelessly. This kind of work is like a After fighting the pain of sackbags at the pier for a day, and having to pay public food for my mother-in-law when I go home at night, the form often outweighs the substance.”

"From my point of view, this may be the main reason why you don't stay at home to pay the public food at night, but come out to drink wine and listen to ditties?"

At first, this group of people didn't know what the so-called "public grain" in the mouth of everyone Lin meant.But soon, many smart people came to their senses and understood the extended meaning of "public food", so the answer was spread in the hall of Tianxiang Pavilion.With just a flick of a finger, everyone knows what "public food" is!
Everyone's words seemed indecent, but they cleverly avoided all the indecent words. At the same time, they also expressed the feelings of many middle-aged men. For a while, there were unbridled laughter one after another, but then they all sighed.In any case, Baoer's naughty joke narrowed the distance between her and the guests present.In particular, this is more like the distance between men!

So exciting!
"Everyone Lin, what are you going to sing for everyone?"

"Since I have promised everyone that I will not do the thing of being forced to pay public food, I will definitely sing a new song for everyone to listen to!"

"New song?"

"That's right, a new song!" Bao'er specially emphasized: "I'm not talented, and I usually like to think about new things, so this time the lyrics, music, and meaning are updated! In addition, I want to emphasize one more thing... "

"Thank you to the lord on the second floor who was ready to accept the 500 yuan reward for me just now. I appreciate your kindness. As the saying goes, when a gentleman says a word, he is fast. Although I am just a little girl, a promise is a promise. So the reward of 500 yuan is naturally paid by me."

"If you feel that the musicians are playing and still want to give them a little money, then I, Lin Daiyu, will thank you on behalf of the musicians!"

When the old man upstairs heard Baoer's words, not only was he not displeased, but he yelled happily: "Okay, that's cool enough, the reward of 500 Dongbao silver dollars is worth it!"

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the second

The third one is guaranteed before 11 o'clock!
God, what did I see, my book is full of red sleeves!
Applause!

(End of this chapter)