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Chapter 116 The Eternal Theme of Men ([-])
Let's review our homework again!
Question: What is the eternal theme of men?
A. Learn to be bad when you have money;
B. Eat, drink, play, and gamble;

C. Pretending to be X or concealing X;

D. Hit the face of the person pretending to be X;
E. Fighting and fighting, squatting in the classroom.

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"The treasurer!" Bao'er asked the warrior in charge of guarding the silver coins to get out of the way. He pointed to the small silver mountain and the shopkeeper and said, "It should be your silver from Fengge, why don't you dare to accept it? Why don't you accept it?" What are you waiting for, and you are not afraid that the money will be stolen by those who don't have a good eye?" Saying this, Bao'er gave Wan Pan another look, and gave a disdainful "cut".

"Hey! The little ones are not afraid, the little ones are not afraid!" the shopkeeper waved his hands.

"This pile of silver belongs to your Fenglai Pavilion now, so where do you think I should stay now?"

where to goThe shopkeeper shook his head inwardly, and said in his heart: After another quarter of an hour, you will only be able to stay in the prison!
"I haven't entered the prison yet?" Bao'er used the evil king's true eyes to see through the shopkeeper's heart, and said: "Isn't your Fenglai Pavilion planning to sell me well after I enter the prison?" Give it to that fat man, and then send him to Miss Xiaoyao's boudoir?"

"Don't dare! Don't dare! Give the little old man a hundred courage, and the little old man will never dare!"

"You'd better not dare, otherwise..." Bao'er walked to the shopkeeper, put her arms around his neck and asked, "Do you think I can afford to pay if I burn down your Fenglai Pavilion?" ?”

Threatened by this, the shopkeeper almost stopped and sat down on the ground, but fortunately Bao'er was beside him and supported the shopkeeper.The shopkeeper, who had lost his soul, had no choice but to wink at the old bustard, and the old bustard hurriedly shouted: "The door is full of distinguished guests, girls, hurry up and say hello!"

In an instant, Laifeng Pavilion returned to its appearance before the conflict. The spectators felt that the show was not over, so they walked into Fenglai Pavilion again.And the big-hearted warriors of the Hosokawa family knew that they would have to be arrested by Da Moe's Feng Xing (the county magistrate), but they still went their own way and went into the building to continue drinking.

And this group of warriors even felt that it was particularly worthwhile to come out this time, because they almost committed all the mistakes that men can make in seeking pleasure, except for squatting in the prison.Of course, they don't have much time left to do their shifts, so they should hurry up!
A man's happiness is often as simple as that!
But Wan Nang, with a bamboo stick in his mouth, expressed that he was not happy at all. He had already been put into a carriage by his subordinates who were still able to move, and rushed to the hospital in a hurry.May God bless him that his cheeks will not leak when he drinks water in the future!

As for Bao'er, he has already entered Miss Xiaoyao's boudoir under the guidance of several turtle slaves. Of course, Bao'er is accompanied by a little girl named Bao'er. Slaves mixed into the boudoir.But Bao'er is not afraid of embarrassment, after all, he hasn't even grown the capital that can be embarrassing...

The shopkeeper and the bustard looked at Bao'er who walked into Xiaoyao's boudoir, and were speechless for a while.

"Doom, doom..."

"People from Japan, no matter who they are, don't have a single good thing."

"such a pity……"

The bustard looked at the shopkeeper and asked him, "What's the pity?"

"It's a pity that the money is too much, and there is no way to push people away..."

"Hey……"

The two sighed at the same time.

In Xiaoyao's boudoir, Da Bao'er, Xiao Bao'er, and Lan Fu met each other with six eyes, and fell into a brief silence.But soon, Lan Fu resorted to a trick that has been passed down for thousands of years, a tried and tested martial arts masterpiece-flat ground throw!

Both the timing and the distance of this move are just right, Bao'er only needs to catch her, and he can embrace her chicly.Then……

Then Bao'er didn't make a move, and Lan Fu hit her head on Bao'er's collarbone.Bao'er was also in pain from the woman's head full of pearl hairpins, and the scene was extremely embarrassing for a while.

Bao'er lowered her head, looked at the woman who was stuck to her body and did not move, and asked:
"you……"

"Don't worry about who I am, it's also a kind of fate that we can meet in the vast sea of ​​people."

"I……"

"Hey! Don't talk, let's close our eyes together and guess the other person's personality, identity, and interests."

"one!"

"two!"

"three!"

Bao'er smiled slightly, then obediently closed her eyes.But Bao'er couldn't see that Lan Fu's anger was indeed burning to the point of unstoppable anger at this time!As for why she is so angry...

Because when Lan Fu bumped into Bao'er's arms, she felt that Bao'er was different from other men and women.She is confident that both men and women will be moved by her beauty under the offensive of her "fall into the bosom".

But when she bumped into Bao'er, she felt that what she bumped into was not a person, but a rock, a big rock with no emotion.This is a state that can make people's hearts feel like still water, and they can stand in Zen!

Let me ask, even if a piece of pork weighing more than 80 kilograms is slapped on a person, does the person being patted have to move?But when faced with such a flowery beauty, he couldn't even keep up with a piece of pork!
Do I want to lose face?
So she became angry from her heart and turned evil to her side. Taking advantage of Bao'er's eyes closed, she clenched her small fist and punched Bao'er's eye socket!

"I guess the girl is furious at this moment, and she is about to beat me up when I close my eyes, isn't it?"

Bao'er opened her eyes, turned her head to avoid Lan Fu's blow, and Lan Fu's punch just hit Bao'er's shoulder.

Um!It's a bit flirty!However, general flirting is not flirtatious.

"If I were the fat man downstairs just now, how would the girl plan to attack him? Is she planning to sacrifice herself, or is she also planning to give him such a kick?"

"you!"

"What me?" Bao'er pointed to her nose and asked her, "What should I call you? Xiaoyao? Or something else?"

From the moment Bao'er entered the room, she noticed that there was a different meaning in Xiaoyao's eyes. This kind of eyes was just like herself when she was an undercover agent in Anletang. The inside is full of concealment and guarding.

[Name: Xiaoyao (pseudonym) / Lan Fu]

[Occupation: Tender model (disguise)/secret agent]

【grade:? ? ? 】

【Body Strength: 21】

[Vigor and blood: 35]

[Movement: 58]

【Internal force: 27】

【Perception: 49】

【Concentration: 61】

[Acquired martial arts:? ? ? 】

[Evaluation: Quite confident in appearance, quasi-third-rate martial artist]

[Dynamic: Breaking my good deeds, you are dead]

May I ask how Bao'er should fall in love with a person who is professionally labeled as a secret agent?But having said that, has Bao'er ever been attracted to others?

But what the hell is that "young model"?Is he a literary worker?
But the little girl Bao'er, who didn't understand anything, couldn't help clapping her hands and applauding when she saw her little brother and sister Xiaoyao beating you back and forth: "Okay! So this is combing!"

"It's so fun! Come on, little brother!"

"Little brother, grab sister Xiaoyao's legs!"

"Little brother has become faster!"

"Sister Xiaoyao! Turn around!"

"Sister Xiaoyao! Bend over!"

"Sister Xiaoyao can't do it!"

"Wow! The little brother won!"

The little girl's voice seemed to be a bit loud, and after the jingling sounds and the little girl's explanation came from Xiaoyao's room, the whole Laifeng Pavilion fell silent instantly.

"Beasts!"

"The Dongying people are so capable? Are they so fierce?"

"Hey, I didn't expect that I would lose to a Dongying person here. I'm so angry!"

In the boudoir, Lan Fu had already been locked by Bao'er's arms and pressed onto the embroidery bed.

"Three-legged cat's kung fu still dare to fight with my mother?"

"Let uncle go if you have the ability, let's do it again!"

"You will only lose if you come to another ten games!" Saying that, Bao'er turned her head and told the little girl to go out to watch the door and forbid anyone to approach the house before they left the house.

"Okay!" The little girl thought she had seen the whole process of "combing", and left the room happily.

At this time, Lan Fu also came to her senses, and she was pressed on the bed and questioned Bao'er, "You are not from Dongying!"

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