my dream adventure

Chapter 33 A Fish's Mission ([-])
For a man like him who does not work hard, dancing this dance is no less difficult than running a hundred laps around the playground.

Although it is not as difficult as climbing Mount Molangma, it is enough to make him overwhelmed by the word "embarrassment" in his mind.

He waved his short and cute fins vigorously, began to spin, twist his waist, and stomp his feet.

By the way, he has no feet, so it should be called a tail...

In short, the weird scene was like a Barbie doll suddenly jumped two meters high and started to do Mike's catwalk.

Lin Yuan got his wish and saw Xiaoguang fix his eyes on his position, and those big twinkling eyes revealed strong curiosity.

He stared intently at the small fish "dancing" in the glass tank, thinking it was a neurotic fish suffering from epilepsy.

However, according to his years of experience watching "Animal World", he really didn't expect that there are still fish that can get epilepsy?
If it is sent to a scientific research institute, will a group of female fish be arranged to breed it for several generations first, and study whether there are invisible or dominant mutations in its genes?

Of course, these are all Xiaoguang's wild fantasies. For a child in his early ten years, nothing is impossible.

Even if you say that he was airdropped into this world by aliens, he will probably believe it.

Therefore, seeing a fish dancing just made him a little bit excited, and it didn't even increase his favorability.

Lin Yuan's witty response suddenly became a kind of "sensational" behavior.

Seeing Xiaoguang's attention shifted to the monster scavenger who was eating shit next to him, he was disappointed.

After being tired for a long time, I didn't get anything done.

Since Xiaoguang's path was not feasible, he started to think of Ms. Yang.

She walked around the aquarium shop, keeping her eye on the price tag above.

At this time, she only had 100 yuan left in her wallet, and she almost used up several banknotes to buy New Year's goods when she went home for the New Year.

The bank card is also empty, and I just transferred this month's interest to the other party.

Ms. Yang, who is used to the life of the rich, usually buys bags, clothes and cosmetics of different brands, at least 1000 yuan or more.

Now that she didn't even have a few hundred yuan in her pocket, she suddenly realized how skinny the reality was.

"Boss, do I need to pay attention to anything when raising fish?" She asked the fat boss for advice.

When the boss saw a beautiful customer coming to the door, he immediately became excited.

"You don't need to pay attention to anything, just remember to change the water and feed. If it is a golden species, it is best to prepare an aquarium with a full set of oxygen pump and filter in it. If no one cares, the fish can live for a long time."

"Is the aquarium...expensive?"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, a medium-sized one can be placed in the living room, and it can be done for a few hundred yuan. Our store will also deliver it to your door, with a one-year warranty."

The fat boss's publicity skills are not low, but it does not arouse the other party's desire to buy.

Ms. Yang remembered that her ex-husband also loved to raise fish, so she built a luxurious aquarium in the living room, which can be used as a wall, with all kinds of tropical fish swimming around.

Later, I said that I thought it was troublesome to consume electricity, so I secretly asked someone to dismantle the thing.

After he came back, there was a big fuss, and the relationship between the two took a turn for the worse.

During that time, her company had problems, and she was depressed and had no outlet to vent, which caused a rift in her family.

The ex-husband came home less and less often, and later he simply moved out. Not long after, a paper agreement was mailed over.

"I don't think so. We are going home as guests, so we won't be able to take so many devices back with us."

With a simple sentence, she rejected the enthusiasm of the fat boss.

The boss wasn't discouraged either. If someone doesn't accept sales promotion, he is still a customer. There is no reason to just kick him out like this.

After knowing Ms. Yang's needs, he turned to introduce: "That's simple, like ordinary betta fish and grass goldfish are very durable, and it's okay if you don't change the water for a few days, you can raise it as you like."

Lin Yuan was not happy when he heard this, what is casual raising?
Didn't you see that I lost 20% of my life without feeding for a few days!

But he didn't stop Amway, the fat boss.

On the contrary, it was exactly what he wanted.

"How about this, let me help you pick some healthy and lively ones. Our store has a big sale these days, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, if you buy fish and fish tanks, I will give you aquatic plants, pebbles, and fish feed for free. Look, what a bargain this business is." The fat boss smiled.

Lin Yuan wanted to jump out and hit someone. It turned out that buy one get one free meant this. He thought it was buying a fish and getting a free fish.

But why hang a "gift" sign in front of your own tank, is he so cheap?
Ms. Yang hesitated for a while, then said with a smile: "Then trouble the boss, pick a pair of more beautiful fish, and you must be patient."

"That's natural."

He was also happy to see the business coming, and he picked up the fishing net and prepared to catch fish.

Just waiting for the moment when the boss turned his back on him, Lin Yuan laughed strangely a few times, and immediately pumped out with all his might!

With a "snap", the jet of water hit the fat boss's x-eye!

His sweatpants at the roadside stall were soaked instantly!
The fat boss gave a quick start, and immediately turned his head to stare at him angrily.

This guy is also a habitual offender. Since he started practicing spraying water a few days ago, the counter is wet everywhere, and even his claw machine has suffered.

Coupled with the inexplicable drop in the water level of the fish tank, he knew it was a good thing done by the nasty goldfish.

The boss gritted his teeth in his heart, but he didn't want to show it on the surface. He just wanted to starve this "little devil" to death if he cut off his food.

He also put up a "gift" sign, hoping that a picker would take it away quickly.

Who knew that dozens of guests came today, but no one dared to ask for it?

This is also strange, he scratched his head angrily, and then he had a flash of inspiration.

Hey!
Wouldn't it be enough to give this unlucky fish to the mother and child?

So, there were three fish in the bag, two mutated grass goldfish, and the other was Lin Yuan's incarnation of "God Fish".

Ms. Yang was a little puzzled when she saw three fish, didn't she buy two?

How did it become three?
The boss quickly explained: "This is the treasure of our store. Don't look at it as thin, but it is actually very healthy. It will definitely accompany your son to grow up happily."

In a daze, the fat boss didn't know what to say, anyway, the mother and son who took advantage of it finally walked away.

There was a very beautiful cockatoo hanging outside the door of the bird shop next door, and it spread the crest on its head aggressively.

Shouting in the direction of the fat boss: "Big liar! Big liar! Big big liar!"

The boss was so angry that he immediately picked up the slippers and threatened it, saying, "You are the big liar, and your whole family is a big liar!"

He turned and went into the shop, the parrot outside was still shouting.

"Big liar! Big big liar!"

(End of this chapter)