The system forces me to be a male god
Chapter 36
Chapter 36
In the end, Sun Jie still couldn't stand Lu Hang's indiscriminate bombing, and reluctantly got out of bed and got dressed.
The four of them borrowed watermelon knives from a small supermarket nearby, and cut up four watermelons. According to Lu Hang, they must be packed. Pull hatred.
"Come, come, each person gets an equipment!" Tang Wuji enthusiastically took out four pairs of sunglasses and several hats of various kinds from his closet.
The only one in the audience who could handle a baseball cap was Su Shengchen. The three animals had more or less problems, either with big heads or protruding ears, so each of them simply wore a fisherman's hat.
Putting on sunglasses, the four of them picked up the watermelon and walked to the playground. Along the way, there were many men and women holding ice cream sodas.
on the playground.
The hottest time is always in the afternoon, there is no cloud in the sky, the sun is so hot that the freshmen have no chance to breathe, and the cicadas, which have always been noisy, seem to have lost their enthusiasm and become weak in their singing.
There is only one thing that the special hat for sea camouflage uniform wants to highlight, that is, it is clean and neat. As for comfort and sunshade, it is not in the designer's consideration.
The sun that can be covered by the narrow brim of the hat is limited to the cheeks, almost covering the eyes, and a bright line from the bridge of the nose shows the harsh environment of the military training. If you just stand still for an entire afternoon, no one will Doubt they will be sun-dried.
Lu Hang insisted on asking a few people to go to the College of Arts, the reason being that there were a lot of temperamental elementary school girls there, Tang Wuji didn't care, Sun Jie didn't talk, Su Shengchen didn't have the cheek to go to the Business College for the time being, so he simply followed.
Seeing that he was almost there, Su Shengchen took out his phone and turned on the live broadcast.
"Front row report!"
"Male god, if you don't come, I will forget you."
"Is it just me who realizes that the male god in this kind of dress is very handsome and temperamental?"
Su Shengchen's black-rimmed glasses were stuck on the top of his T-shirt, and replaced by a pair of cool wide-rimmed black sunglasses. The warm and moist temperament disappeared, replaced by fierce and domineering.
"Second brother, why don't you go and find your little Yu'er, I'm under a lot of pressure to be with you." Lu Hang glanced at Su Shengchen sideways, very upset that his limelight was caught by the handsome guy in the same dormitory. snatch away.
"Just get used to it." Su Shengchen responded coldly, he must be worthy of his own image.
"Look! It's right there!" Tang Wuji shouted, pointing at several large square formations.
One of the phalanxes is very special, what is so special about it?That is, they are all made up of girls, and each of them is the kind of soft-looking girl who looks quiet and pleasant, and they are just like the male wives who are their majors.
At this time, Sun Jie also didn't care about his dream green plum, and stared straight at a group of beauties who were about to lose their temper. He didn't see it clearly when he came last time, but this time it's all right. !
Seeing Sun Jie's situation, Su Shengchen glanced fiercely out of the corner of his eyes, this grandson, what a virtue!
"It's right here." Tang Wuji looked around furtively, and there was no instructor in this phalanx composed entirely of girls!Only one senior who looked like a junior or senior was training in front.
"Come on! Let's go."
The four of them approached quickly, and under the shocked eyes of the school girls, they carefully took out four large watermelons. Because they were cut in advance, the red juice rolled down the skin, making people greedy.
Tang Wuji took out a thin blanket from his trousers pocket, shook it about the size of a table, and it was still coquettish pink.
All of this was faithfully reflected by Su Shengchen's camera to the eyes of the water friends, and at this time the barrage had already been posted.
"I'll go, I finally understand, the male god came here to covet the new students?"
"The psychological shadow area for new students."
"By the way, the male god friend is so coquettish, pink... what the hell! And white lace!"
"Thinking that the male god wants to eat the watermelon from this blanket, I am shamefully hard."
"A lot seems to be exposed upstairs."
······
"Sit down!" Tang Wuji greeted warmly, and placed the petal-shaped watermelon on the thin blanket.Su Shengchen frowned as he looked at the messy watermelon, feeling obsessive-compulsive, went up and began to stack it neatly.
The girls just watched the four seniors in sunglasses and fisherman hats arranging watermelons there. The neatness of the watermelons made them visually comfortable, but other places were not so comfortable.
It's so hot.
So thirsty.
This watermelon looks so sweet.
"Are you all watching?" Lu Hang smiled and looked at the school girls who looked eager, and picked up a piece of watermelon: "Want to eat it?"
Someone already nodded subconsciously.
"Then I'll eat it for you to see!" Lu Hang did what he said, picked up a large piece of watermelon and gnawed it down. The watermelon was cut very roughly, and the large piece of watermelon was enough to make Lu Hang's cheeks covered with melon flesh. .
Tang Wuji and Sun Jie immediately joined the battle group, and the three of them lined up in a row to eat watermelon in front of the liberal arts juniors, without any scruples about how much hatred they would arouse.
"Second, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up!" Lu Hang turned around and greeted.
Now that they all came, Su Shengchen couldn't take it easy to show their face, so he also picked up a piece and joined them.It's just that when Su Shengchen approached, the originally resentful and chattering phalanx stopped suddenly.
Ok?
Why is there no movement?
Su Shengchen raised his head in surprise, fine-tuned his sunglasses downwards, a pair of black and white eyes looked at the quiet phalanx puzzledly, but unexpectedly noticed the blush on the faces of the girls, looking at him shyly but fiery .
"Little brother..." a girl suddenly raised her hand and said.
Su Shengchen met her gaze, and the girl's heart buzzed, as if she had been hit by a heavy hammer, unable to speak, she always felt that something was blocking her.
True Glasses Sealing Art Seal Released!
Su Shengchen, who took off his glasses, has more than one level of charm, not to mention that the little girls nowadays are more adoring and yearning for the kind of tall and cold boys, and Su Shengchen happens to belong to this kind of image.
A male god is a male god, even if he is standing in front of him and eating a watermelon, those three guys will only make people angry, but a male god eating a watermelon is so pleasing to the eye, yes, yes, just break it in half, How can a male god get watermelon juice on his face?
The three of Lu Hang were very happy at the beginning, they deliberately ate ugly and loud, let’s scream, the angrier you are, the happier we are, this is the true meaning of this event!
But as they ate, they felt that something was wrong, and their hearts seemed to be empty, without the joy of being watched angrily before.
What is this fat four?
He raised his head and deliberately ate a little louder. No one looked at them, not a single one. Following their eyes, he saw Su Shengchen who was out of tune with them, and who was eating watermelon with a bit of elegance.
"Well, second brother, why did you break the watermelon into pieces?" Tang Wuji asked dumbfounded.
"Huh? Such a big piece is too sloppy and ruins the image." Su Shengchen said calmly. As a male god, except for Xiao Yu'er, how can he do such a worthless thing, which is the unattainable dream of all girls? Woolen cloth?
Even if you are angry, you have to maintain a cool male god's style of painting!
(End of this chapter)
In the end, Sun Jie still couldn't stand Lu Hang's indiscriminate bombing, and reluctantly got out of bed and got dressed.
The four of them borrowed watermelon knives from a small supermarket nearby, and cut up four watermelons. According to Lu Hang, they must be packed. Pull hatred.
"Come, come, each person gets an equipment!" Tang Wuji enthusiastically took out four pairs of sunglasses and several hats of various kinds from his closet.
The only one in the audience who could handle a baseball cap was Su Shengchen. The three animals had more or less problems, either with big heads or protruding ears, so each of them simply wore a fisherman's hat.
Putting on sunglasses, the four of them picked up the watermelon and walked to the playground. Along the way, there were many men and women holding ice cream sodas.
on the playground.
The hottest time is always in the afternoon, there is no cloud in the sky, the sun is so hot that the freshmen have no chance to breathe, and the cicadas, which have always been noisy, seem to have lost their enthusiasm and become weak in their singing.
There is only one thing that the special hat for sea camouflage uniform wants to highlight, that is, it is clean and neat. As for comfort and sunshade, it is not in the designer's consideration.
The sun that can be covered by the narrow brim of the hat is limited to the cheeks, almost covering the eyes, and a bright line from the bridge of the nose shows the harsh environment of the military training. If you just stand still for an entire afternoon, no one will Doubt they will be sun-dried.
Lu Hang insisted on asking a few people to go to the College of Arts, the reason being that there were a lot of temperamental elementary school girls there, Tang Wuji didn't care, Sun Jie didn't talk, Su Shengchen didn't have the cheek to go to the Business College for the time being, so he simply followed.
Seeing that he was almost there, Su Shengchen took out his phone and turned on the live broadcast.
"Front row report!"
"Male god, if you don't come, I will forget you."
"Is it just me who realizes that the male god in this kind of dress is very handsome and temperamental?"
Su Shengchen's black-rimmed glasses were stuck on the top of his T-shirt, and replaced by a pair of cool wide-rimmed black sunglasses. The warm and moist temperament disappeared, replaced by fierce and domineering.
"Second brother, why don't you go and find your little Yu'er, I'm under a lot of pressure to be with you." Lu Hang glanced at Su Shengchen sideways, very upset that his limelight was caught by the handsome guy in the same dormitory. snatch away.
"Just get used to it." Su Shengchen responded coldly, he must be worthy of his own image.
"Look! It's right there!" Tang Wuji shouted, pointing at several large square formations.
One of the phalanxes is very special, what is so special about it?That is, they are all made up of girls, and each of them is the kind of soft-looking girl who looks quiet and pleasant, and they are just like the male wives who are their majors.
At this time, Sun Jie also didn't care about his dream green plum, and stared straight at a group of beauties who were about to lose their temper. He didn't see it clearly when he came last time, but this time it's all right. !
Seeing Sun Jie's situation, Su Shengchen glanced fiercely out of the corner of his eyes, this grandson, what a virtue!
"It's right here." Tang Wuji looked around furtively, and there was no instructor in this phalanx composed entirely of girls!Only one senior who looked like a junior or senior was training in front.
"Come on! Let's go."
The four of them approached quickly, and under the shocked eyes of the school girls, they carefully took out four large watermelons. Because they were cut in advance, the red juice rolled down the skin, making people greedy.
Tang Wuji took out a thin blanket from his trousers pocket, shook it about the size of a table, and it was still coquettish pink.
All of this was faithfully reflected by Su Shengchen's camera to the eyes of the water friends, and at this time the barrage had already been posted.
"I'll go, I finally understand, the male god came here to covet the new students?"
"The psychological shadow area for new students."
"By the way, the male god friend is so coquettish, pink... what the hell! And white lace!"
"Thinking that the male god wants to eat the watermelon from this blanket, I am shamefully hard."
"A lot seems to be exposed upstairs."
······
"Sit down!" Tang Wuji greeted warmly, and placed the petal-shaped watermelon on the thin blanket.Su Shengchen frowned as he looked at the messy watermelon, feeling obsessive-compulsive, went up and began to stack it neatly.
The girls just watched the four seniors in sunglasses and fisherman hats arranging watermelons there. The neatness of the watermelons made them visually comfortable, but other places were not so comfortable.
It's so hot.
So thirsty.
This watermelon looks so sweet.
"Are you all watching?" Lu Hang smiled and looked at the school girls who looked eager, and picked up a piece of watermelon: "Want to eat it?"
Someone already nodded subconsciously.
"Then I'll eat it for you to see!" Lu Hang did what he said, picked up a large piece of watermelon and gnawed it down. The watermelon was cut very roughly, and the large piece of watermelon was enough to make Lu Hang's cheeks covered with melon flesh. .
Tang Wuji and Sun Jie immediately joined the battle group, and the three of them lined up in a row to eat watermelon in front of the liberal arts juniors, without any scruples about how much hatred they would arouse.
"Second, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up!" Lu Hang turned around and greeted.
Now that they all came, Su Shengchen couldn't take it easy to show their face, so he also picked up a piece and joined them.It's just that when Su Shengchen approached, the originally resentful and chattering phalanx stopped suddenly.
Ok?
Why is there no movement?
Su Shengchen raised his head in surprise, fine-tuned his sunglasses downwards, a pair of black and white eyes looked at the quiet phalanx puzzledly, but unexpectedly noticed the blush on the faces of the girls, looking at him shyly but fiery .
"Little brother..." a girl suddenly raised her hand and said.
Su Shengchen met her gaze, and the girl's heart buzzed, as if she had been hit by a heavy hammer, unable to speak, she always felt that something was blocking her.
True Glasses Sealing Art Seal Released!
Su Shengchen, who took off his glasses, has more than one level of charm, not to mention that the little girls nowadays are more adoring and yearning for the kind of tall and cold boys, and Su Shengchen happens to belong to this kind of image.
A male god is a male god, even if he is standing in front of him and eating a watermelon, those three guys will only make people angry, but a male god eating a watermelon is so pleasing to the eye, yes, yes, just break it in half, How can a male god get watermelon juice on his face?
The three of Lu Hang were very happy at the beginning, they deliberately ate ugly and loud, let’s scream, the angrier you are, the happier we are, this is the true meaning of this event!
But as they ate, they felt that something was wrong, and their hearts seemed to be empty, without the joy of being watched angrily before.
What is this fat four?
He raised his head and deliberately ate a little louder. No one looked at them, not a single one. Following their eyes, he saw Su Shengchen who was out of tune with them, and who was eating watermelon with a bit of elegance.
"Well, second brother, why did you break the watermelon into pieces?" Tang Wuji asked dumbfounded.
"Huh? Such a big piece is too sloppy and ruins the image." Su Shengchen said calmly. As a male god, except for Xiao Yu'er, how can he do such a worthless thing, which is the unattainable dream of all girls? Woolen cloth?
Even if you are angry, you have to maintain a cool male god's style of painting!
(End of this chapter)
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