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Chapter 339 I, the Man Who Snatches Food with Pigs and Cows
Chapter 339 I, the Man Who Snatches Food with Pigs and Cows
"From one piece to the other, there are all our cornfields. What we need now is to pick them and exchange them for living supplies."
On the way, Teacher He introduced Su Shengchen.
"Pumbaa! Pumbaa!"
Before the people arrived, Teacher He shouted. Su Shengchen noticed a big black camera in the cornfield, probably where Peng Peng worked.
"Teacher Ho?"
A young man emerged from the ground. He was wearing a white shirt and round-rimmed glasses. He looked like a big brother next door.
——Su Shengchen, who wore glasses before, followed the same path.
"Su Shengchen? So you are the guest of this episode." Peng Peng came out with a big basket on his back, which was full of corn.
"Hello."
Su Shengchen took the initiative to say hello. Apart from the host, the stars here are also movie stars, and their attitude towards him is also very peaceful.
This reminded Su Shengchen of those people in the music and business circles, and immediately felt more comfortable here.
"Sheng Chen, have you ever gone to the fields to do farm work before?" Teacher He asked, "It's just breaking corn, that's it."
He was afraid that Su Shengchen wouldn't know anything, so he didn't wait for him to speak, and walked to the side of the corn field to demonstrate, and a corn was snapped off neatly.
"of course."
Su Shengchen smiled.
I heard that someone asked me if the young man from the mountain province could break a stick?
Go back to the countryside and ask, what kind of sticks have I, Su, never broken?
Su Shengchen asked the program crew for a big back basket, and followed him into the cornfield, with a family of cameras following him closely.
"This stick... um, the corn grows pretty well." Su Shengchen almost blurted out his hometown dialect, and rubbed his nose in embarrassment.
"The corn in Nanshuangbanna is very famous."
Teacher He, who was walking in front, smiled.
Su Shengchen picked up a freshly broken corn, and gently peeled off the emerald green corn husk, revealing the bright yellow plump corn kernels inside.
ripe.
Su Shengchen came to a conclusion, glanced at the program group like a thief, secretly took a few pills and threw them into his mouth, the taste was a bit hard, but it had a sweet taste.
The photographer's eyes lit up and he captured another good material.
"Sheng Chen, just eat like this." Peng Peng was taken aback, he didn't expect corn to be eaten raw.
"Of course, in our place, corn can be eaten anywhere." Su Shengchen smiled, picked up a stalk without corn, and broke it in the middle.
The white part inside was exposed, and Su Shengchen handled it a little before handing it to Peng Peng: "Try it?"
Peng Peng hesitated for a moment, but still took it, and tentatively took a bite.
"Huh? Sweet."
His eyes lit up. This kind of corn stalks tasted similar to sugar cane. Although the sweetness was not so strong, it was also surprising.
"Well, in our hometown, corn is one of the few snacks, but the stalks over there are not as sweet as here, and only one of the three or four stalks is sweet."
Peng Peng listened with relish, and ate with relish.
"When I was young, I was often scolded for this thing, because these things are eaten by cows or pigs, and we have nothing to eat after eating them."
Su Shengchen said something casually, and started to get busy.
Peng Peng held the straw in his hand and was still chewing unconsciously. At this moment, he was already stupid, and his mind was full of the words Su Shengchen said.
Cow.
pig.
God, you have to believe me, I, Peng Peng, am really not a man who fights for food with pigs and cows!
Su Shengchen's action of breaking the corn can only be described as smooth and smooth, and Peng Peng, who looked at the back with a resentful face, could only see Su Shengchen reach out his hand, before he made any movements, a piece of corn flew up and fell into the big basket on his back.
Ah, how many corns have you broken to be so proficient?
Mr. He is small, and once he starts working, he can't be seen in the cornfield at all, only the rustling sound can be heard vaguely.
As soon as Su Shengchen started to work, many small problems in the village came out when he was a child, for example, catching grasshoppers.
"Longing for Life" has been filmed for two seasons, and there are many stars who come to work in the cornfields, but no one has ever done this.
Grasshoppers have serrations around their thighs, which are very sharp.
If you accidentally scratch and leave a scar, there is really no place to cry.
Su Shengchen wasn't worried about this, anyway, he didn't follow the idol route, and the hideous scar on his stomach reminded him of this all the time.
"Shengchen, you..."
Teacher He, who was busy with his work, looked at the grasshoppers that Su Shengchen had strung together with straw ropes, and said a little speechlessly.
Here comes another guest who only plays but does not work...
Before Teacher He finished sighing, he saw several large baskets of corn beside Su Shengchen.
——There are three times as many as yourself!
Peng Peng said faintly from the other side: "Teacher He, you don't know that Sheng Chen is so proficient at this, I can break two people with one."
"Let's go back, I'll make you a roasted grasshopper, I'm sure you'll like it."
Su Shengchen looked at the struggling grasshoppers on the straw rope, they were fighting for that seemingly slim chance of life, the corners of Su Shengchen's mouth shed tears of emotion.
When they came, Peng Peng pushed a wheelbarrow and piled all the corn on it. The three talked and laughed and walked back, passing a small river.
"Teacher He, brother, brother Shengchen! Come and help!"
The clear girl's voice sounded, and the three of them looked towards the river at the same time.
Zhang Zifeng's sleeves and trousers were all rolled up, and he was standing on the river beach wearing a pair of slippers, with an extra-large bucket next to him—even though there wasn't a single fish in it.
"These fish are so cunning that they won't let me catch them!"
When the three approached, Zhang Zifeng complained angrily.
"Give me the bucket, and I'll help you catch it." In the end, it was his brother who felt sorry for his sister, so Peng Peng immediately took the big bucket, and volunteered to walk into the river.
"Catch fish?"
Su Shengchen's eyes lit up, and Mr. He next to him seemed to have noticed something. It seemed that Su Shengchen had the same expression when he first mentioned breaking corn.
Peng Peng's idea is very simple, he wants to use the vat as a cover to buckle the target underneath.
"Okay, the decision is up to you."
Peng Peng took aim at a grass carp, leaned over slowly, raised the bucket, and smashed it in one go. Except for letting the fish run away, there was nothing wrong with the other movements.
Mr. He and Zhang Zifeng smiled inappropriately, and Peng Peng turned the barrel over with a depressed face, just when he was about to explain embarrassingly.
Bang!
The grass carp "jumped" into the vat in his hand just now, struggling violently inside.
"Hahaha, let me just say, how could I, Peng Peng, make a mistake? What should be mine is mine after all!" Although Peng Peng didn't know exactly what happened, it didn't prevent him from being proud at this time.
"Wow~ It's amazing!"
His younger sister Zhang Zifeng's praise made him even more flustered, and before he could say a word of humility, there was another "bang", and a carp flew into his bucket.
The strength was so great that he almost didn't let go.
Looking back, Su Shengchen was also standing in the water barefoot with his trousers on, without any equipment, just bowed his body and squinted to aim.
Ten seconds later, with a jerk of his right hand, a black carp was firmly clamped in his hand.
Peng Peng could only see a black arc from far to near, and that familiar "boom" again!
His hands sank suddenly, and the two poor little ones had an extra companion.
(End of this chapter)
"From one piece to the other, there are all our cornfields. What we need now is to pick them and exchange them for living supplies."
On the way, Teacher He introduced Su Shengchen.
"Pumbaa! Pumbaa!"
Before the people arrived, Teacher He shouted. Su Shengchen noticed a big black camera in the cornfield, probably where Peng Peng worked.
"Teacher Ho?"
A young man emerged from the ground. He was wearing a white shirt and round-rimmed glasses. He looked like a big brother next door.
——Su Shengchen, who wore glasses before, followed the same path.
"Su Shengchen? So you are the guest of this episode." Peng Peng came out with a big basket on his back, which was full of corn.
"Hello."
Su Shengchen took the initiative to say hello. Apart from the host, the stars here are also movie stars, and their attitude towards him is also very peaceful.
This reminded Su Shengchen of those people in the music and business circles, and immediately felt more comfortable here.
"Sheng Chen, have you ever gone to the fields to do farm work before?" Teacher He asked, "It's just breaking corn, that's it."
He was afraid that Su Shengchen wouldn't know anything, so he didn't wait for him to speak, and walked to the side of the corn field to demonstrate, and a corn was snapped off neatly.
"of course."
Su Shengchen smiled.
I heard that someone asked me if the young man from the mountain province could break a stick?
Go back to the countryside and ask, what kind of sticks have I, Su, never broken?
Su Shengchen asked the program crew for a big back basket, and followed him into the cornfield, with a family of cameras following him closely.
"This stick... um, the corn grows pretty well." Su Shengchen almost blurted out his hometown dialect, and rubbed his nose in embarrassment.
"The corn in Nanshuangbanna is very famous."
Teacher He, who was walking in front, smiled.
Su Shengchen picked up a freshly broken corn, and gently peeled off the emerald green corn husk, revealing the bright yellow plump corn kernels inside.
ripe.
Su Shengchen came to a conclusion, glanced at the program group like a thief, secretly took a few pills and threw them into his mouth, the taste was a bit hard, but it had a sweet taste.
The photographer's eyes lit up and he captured another good material.
"Sheng Chen, just eat like this." Peng Peng was taken aback, he didn't expect corn to be eaten raw.
"Of course, in our place, corn can be eaten anywhere." Su Shengchen smiled, picked up a stalk without corn, and broke it in the middle.
The white part inside was exposed, and Su Shengchen handled it a little before handing it to Peng Peng: "Try it?"
Peng Peng hesitated for a moment, but still took it, and tentatively took a bite.
"Huh? Sweet."
His eyes lit up. This kind of corn stalks tasted similar to sugar cane. Although the sweetness was not so strong, it was also surprising.
"Well, in our hometown, corn is one of the few snacks, but the stalks over there are not as sweet as here, and only one of the three or four stalks is sweet."
Peng Peng listened with relish, and ate with relish.
"When I was young, I was often scolded for this thing, because these things are eaten by cows or pigs, and we have nothing to eat after eating them."
Su Shengchen said something casually, and started to get busy.
Peng Peng held the straw in his hand and was still chewing unconsciously. At this moment, he was already stupid, and his mind was full of the words Su Shengchen said.
Cow.
pig.
God, you have to believe me, I, Peng Peng, am really not a man who fights for food with pigs and cows!
Su Shengchen's action of breaking the corn can only be described as smooth and smooth, and Peng Peng, who looked at the back with a resentful face, could only see Su Shengchen reach out his hand, before he made any movements, a piece of corn flew up and fell into the big basket on his back.
Ah, how many corns have you broken to be so proficient?
Mr. He is small, and once he starts working, he can't be seen in the cornfield at all, only the rustling sound can be heard vaguely.
As soon as Su Shengchen started to work, many small problems in the village came out when he was a child, for example, catching grasshoppers.
"Longing for Life" has been filmed for two seasons, and there are many stars who come to work in the cornfields, but no one has ever done this.
Grasshoppers have serrations around their thighs, which are very sharp.
If you accidentally scratch and leave a scar, there is really no place to cry.
Su Shengchen wasn't worried about this, anyway, he didn't follow the idol route, and the hideous scar on his stomach reminded him of this all the time.
"Shengchen, you..."
Teacher He, who was busy with his work, looked at the grasshoppers that Su Shengchen had strung together with straw ropes, and said a little speechlessly.
Here comes another guest who only plays but does not work...
Before Teacher He finished sighing, he saw several large baskets of corn beside Su Shengchen.
——There are three times as many as yourself!
Peng Peng said faintly from the other side: "Teacher He, you don't know that Sheng Chen is so proficient at this, I can break two people with one."
"Let's go back, I'll make you a roasted grasshopper, I'm sure you'll like it."
Su Shengchen looked at the struggling grasshoppers on the straw rope, they were fighting for that seemingly slim chance of life, the corners of Su Shengchen's mouth shed tears of emotion.
When they came, Peng Peng pushed a wheelbarrow and piled all the corn on it. The three talked and laughed and walked back, passing a small river.
"Teacher He, brother, brother Shengchen! Come and help!"
The clear girl's voice sounded, and the three of them looked towards the river at the same time.
Zhang Zifeng's sleeves and trousers were all rolled up, and he was standing on the river beach wearing a pair of slippers, with an extra-large bucket next to him—even though there wasn't a single fish in it.
"These fish are so cunning that they won't let me catch them!"
When the three approached, Zhang Zifeng complained angrily.
"Give me the bucket, and I'll help you catch it." In the end, it was his brother who felt sorry for his sister, so Peng Peng immediately took the big bucket, and volunteered to walk into the river.
"Catch fish?"
Su Shengchen's eyes lit up, and Mr. He next to him seemed to have noticed something. It seemed that Su Shengchen had the same expression when he first mentioned breaking corn.
Peng Peng's idea is very simple, he wants to use the vat as a cover to buckle the target underneath.
"Okay, the decision is up to you."
Peng Peng took aim at a grass carp, leaned over slowly, raised the bucket, and smashed it in one go. Except for letting the fish run away, there was nothing wrong with the other movements.
Mr. He and Zhang Zifeng smiled inappropriately, and Peng Peng turned the barrel over with a depressed face, just when he was about to explain embarrassingly.
Bang!
The grass carp "jumped" into the vat in his hand just now, struggling violently inside.
"Hahaha, let me just say, how could I, Peng Peng, make a mistake? What should be mine is mine after all!" Although Peng Peng didn't know exactly what happened, it didn't prevent him from being proud at this time.
"Wow~ It's amazing!"
His younger sister Zhang Zifeng's praise made him even more flustered, and before he could say a word of humility, there was another "bang", and a carp flew into his bucket.
The strength was so great that he almost didn't let go.
Looking back, Su Shengchen was also standing in the water barefoot with his trousers on, without any equipment, just bowed his body and squinted to aim.
Ten seconds later, with a jerk of his right hand, a black carp was firmly clamped in his hand.
Peng Peng could only see a black arc from far to near, and that familiar "boom" again!
His hands sank suddenly, and the two poor little ones had an extra companion.
(End of this chapter)
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