The system forces me to be a male god
Chapter 28 The character collapse?
Chapter 28 The character collapse?
"Damn, that's really enough for today." The three brothers were all sitting at the door of the dormitory with depressed faces, listening to the thunderous noise in the room, and there were ten thousand words of MMP in their hearts, and they didn't know where to start.
Lu Hang took out a box of crumpled red generals from his arms, and handed one to Su Shengchen. Su Shengchen took it and put it in his mouth.He smokes, but not addicted.
Passed another one to Tang Wuji, Tang Wuji shook his head again and again, and said with a bitter face: "You two smoke red cigars every time, you choked to death, isn't the thin cigar I brought you bad?"
Su Shengchen took a deep breath, the butt of the cigarette was red, and the acrid breath circulated in his lungs, and then he exhaled a long blue smoke, and said with a smile: "The thing you brought is sweet, give it a little effort nothing."
"That's right!" Lu Hang also looked contemptuous: "That's what girls smoke!"
"Damn it!" Tang Wuji said angrily, "Aren't you excited? I'm really going to eat this, give me one!"
Su Shengchen glanced at Lu Hang, Lu Hang grinned and shrugged, and directly handed over the stick in his mouth.
"You're so disgusting...cough, cough, cough!" Tang Wuji said disgustedly, but moved very quickly, but he was choked to the point of tears after just taking a sip.
The four contemptuous gazes made him feel ashamed.
"Second brother, do you think that if those girls know that you are still a smoker, will your character collapse immediately?" Tang Wuji suddenly thought of something, and asked meanly.
"What's none of my business? I'm not a celebrity, so I'll just collapse. Besides, I only smoke occasionally, so how can I be called a smoker?" Su Shengchen said indifferently.
"Then what if Ye Xuemei also hates you smoking?" Tang Wuji's smile became even more mean.
"..." Su Shengchen stopped flicking the cigarette ash abruptly: "I can't."
"Why not!" Tang Wuji said with a serious face: "Nowadays, women have many and complicated requirements for their partners, such as not smoking, not drinking, not spending the night outside, in other words, not smelling of cigarettes, alcohol or perfume."
Su Shengchen flicked the cigarette ash and stuffed it into his mouth again: "What are you panicking about, let's talk about it later."
"That's right, what's the point of a man if he doesn't have these three things!" Lu Hang said angrily, "We're real men! Don't be Xiaojiabiyu's soft-faced white face!"
······
Just as the three of them were chatting, the noise inside the door stopped abruptly, followed by another: "Uh~!"
"vomit!"
Lu Hang also retched for a while, this kind of sound is actually contagious.
"What should I do?" Tang Wuji looked hopeless, and no matter what he said in the future, Sun Jie would not be able to drink away his worries, only three bottles of beer!He vomited three bottles!
"What else can I do? Clean it up for him! Damn, it smells really bad. When he wakes up tomorrow, he has to make him look good!" Su Shengchen just opened the door of the dormitory, and there was a smell of alcohol mixed with a sour smell. Head dizzy.
The three of them endured the discomfort to clean up for him, but the grandson turned over and fell asleep again!
5 minute later.
"Hoo hoo, hoo hoo!" Tang Wuji looked like he was alive after a catastrophe: "I didn't die inside? I'm so fucking lucky!"
Lu Hang sat paralyzed on the floor and added: "You're so right, that taste is indeed... I rely on the second child, it's okay, and I still want to bring my mobile phone and computer, me and the fourth child It's still inside."
Su Shengchen turned on the computer and downloaded a codeword tool.
That's right, I can't sleep on both sides, so I might as well take this opportunity to code for a while.After a long period of systematic transformation, his physical fitness has reached a very considerable level, and this quality is now manifested in Su Shengchen's fingers that are turning into phantoms.
""Sentimental Swordsman Ruthless Sword"? It's a good name." Lu Hang leaned over and took a look and praised.
"The writing style is also explosive, okay? I feel that the second brother's level is more than one grade better than those of the masters!" Tang Wuji said affirmatively, rubbing his chin.
"Second brother, when did you think of writing novels? Did you get infected by the third child?" Lu Hang asked.
"No, let's see if I can earn some pocket money." Su Shengchen interlaced his fingers without lifting his eyes from the computer screen.The sound of the rapid rain is one piece.
"Then you write, I have to sleep for a while." Lu Hang shrugged, leaned against the wall, closed his eyes and began to adjust.Fortunately, it is summer now, and the corridor is even cooler than the dormitory.
Tang Wuji didn't sleep, he was pampered since he was a child, how could he fall asleep sitting on the floor, watching Su Shengchen play fast, he simply watched from the sidelines, and became addicted to it.
The night passed.
early morning.
In the end, Tang Wuji couldn't lean on him, and fell asleep with his head tilted.Lu Hang raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and could even see his tonsils clearly when he walked in.
Su Shengchen's eyes were bloodshot, and there were a few extinguished cigarette butts beside his body.But his brain and fingers were still running at high speed. He didn't press save until the computer screen was dim and almost out of power, and he stretched himself and stood up.
There was a burst of popping beans in the body, which felt very refreshing.
Su Shengchen snorted a few times in comfort, then turned around and went to the large washroom to take a shower. He splashed some warm water from the pipe on his face, and he immediately became more refreshed.
When he came back, Lu Hang and Tang Wuji were still asleep, Su Shengchen didn't bother them, and gently opened the door of the dormitory.
"Oh, I'm going..." The strange smell that hit his nostrils made him almost run away. Sun Jie's grandson was still fucking sound asleep. Su Shengchen suppressed the urge to punch him, and quickly changed his face. A dress to go out.
"Ouch!" Lu Hang's voice came from outside the door.
When the child slept with his head up so high, he smelled any smell immediately, and the pungent smell woke him up directly.
"Madan, it's early morning..." Lu Hang got up with a displeased face, and the noise woke up Tang Wuji.
"The boss is up...what the hell!" Suddenly, Tang Wuji covered his neck in pain, and tilted his head to the side.
"A stiff neck?" Su Shengchen sized him up.
"En." Tang Wuji looked aggrieved.
Su Shengchen had a chill: "Fuck, why are you so cute, a big man? Who told you to sleep with your neck tilted? There's no good way to do this, just lean in slowly."
"Farewell, second brother!" Tang Wuji wailed.
Su Shengchen ignored him, what do you think the change of clothes was for?Not for getting up early to exercise!
By the way, let’s take a look at the elementary school girl again, and see what effect the shocking flirtation in front of millions of people on the Internet yesterday has...
Thinking of this, the corners of Su Shengchen's lips curled into an inexplicable smile.
(End of this chapter)
"Damn, that's really enough for today." The three brothers were all sitting at the door of the dormitory with depressed faces, listening to the thunderous noise in the room, and there were ten thousand words of MMP in their hearts, and they didn't know where to start.
Lu Hang took out a box of crumpled red generals from his arms, and handed one to Su Shengchen. Su Shengchen took it and put it in his mouth.He smokes, but not addicted.
Passed another one to Tang Wuji, Tang Wuji shook his head again and again, and said with a bitter face: "You two smoke red cigars every time, you choked to death, isn't the thin cigar I brought you bad?"
Su Shengchen took a deep breath, the butt of the cigarette was red, and the acrid breath circulated in his lungs, and then he exhaled a long blue smoke, and said with a smile: "The thing you brought is sweet, give it a little effort nothing."
"That's right!" Lu Hang also looked contemptuous: "That's what girls smoke!"
"Damn it!" Tang Wuji said angrily, "Aren't you excited? I'm really going to eat this, give me one!"
Su Shengchen glanced at Lu Hang, Lu Hang grinned and shrugged, and directly handed over the stick in his mouth.
"You're so disgusting...cough, cough, cough!" Tang Wuji said disgustedly, but moved very quickly, but he was choked to the point of tears after just taking a sip.
The four contemptuous gazes made him feel ashamed.
"Second brother, do you think that if those girls know that you are still a smoker, will your character collapse immediately?" Tang Wuji suddenly thought of something, and asked meanly.
"What's none of my business? I'm not a celebrity, so I'll just collapse. Besides, I only smoke occasionally, so how can I be called a smoker?" Su Shengchen said indifferently.
"Then what if Ye Xuemei also hates you smoking?" Tang Wuji's smile became even more mean.
"..." Su Shengchen stopped flicking the cigarette ash abruptly: "I can't."
"Why not!" Tang Wuji said with a serious face: "Nowadays, women have many and complicated requirements for their partners, such as not smoking, not drinking, not spending the night outside, in other words, not smelling of cigarettes, alcohol or perfume."
Su Shengchen flicked the cigarette ash and stuffed it into his mouth again: "What are you panicking about, let's talk about it later."
"That's right, what's the point of a man if he doesn't have these three things!" Lu Hang said angrily, "We're real men! Don't be Xiaojiabiyu's soft-faced white face!"
······
Just as the three of them were chatting, the noise inside the door stopped abruptly, followed by another: "Uh~!"
"vomit!"
Lu Hang also retched for a while, this kind of sound is actually contagious.
"What should I do?" Tang Wuji looked hopeless, and no matter what he said in the future, Sun Jie would not be able to drink away his worries, only three bottles of beer!He vomited three bottles!
"What else can I do? Clean it up for him! Damn, it smells really bad. When he wakes up tomorrow, he has to make him look good!" Su Shengchen just opened the door of the dormitory, and there was a smell of alcohol mixed with a sour smell. Head dizzy.
The three of them endured the discomfort to clean up for him, but the grandson turned over and fell asleep again!
5 minute later.
"Hoo hoo, hoo hoo!" Tang Wuji looked like he was alive after a catastrophe: "I didn't die inside? I'm so fucking lucky!"
Lu Hang sat paralyzed on the floor and added: "You're so right, that taste is indeed... I rely on the second child, it's okay, and I still want to bring my mobile phone and computer, me and the fourth child It's still inside."
Su Shengchen turned on the computer and downloaded a codeword tool.
That's right, I can't sleep on both sides, so I might as well take this opportunity to code for a while.After a long period of systematic transformation, his physical fitness has reached a very considerable level, and this quality is now manifested in Su Shengchen's fingers that are turning into phantoms.
""Sentimental Swordsman Ruthless Sword"? It's a good name." Lu Hang leaned over and took a look and praised.
"The writing style is also explosive, okay? I feel that the second brother's level is more than one grade better than those of the masters!" Tang Wuji said affirmatively, rubbing his chin.
"Second brother, when did you think of writing novels? Did you get infected by the third child?" Lu Hang asked.
"No, let's see if I can earn some pocket money." Su Shengchen interlaced his fingers without lifting his eyes from the computer screen.The sound of the rapid rain is one piece.
"Then you write, I have to sleep for a while." Lu Hang shrugged, leaned against the wall, closed his eyes and began to adjust.Fortunately, it is summer now, and the corridor is even cooler than the dormitory.
Tang Wuji didn't sleep, he was pampered since he was a child, how could he fall asleep sitting on the floor, watching Su Shengchen play fast, he simply watched from the sidelines, and became addicted to it.
The night passed.
early morning.
In the end, Tang Wuji couldn't lean on him, and fell asleep with his head tilted.Lu Hang raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and could even see his tonsils clearly when he walked in.
Su Shengchen's eyes were bloodshot, and there were a few extinguished cigarette butts beside his body.But his brain and fingers were still running at high speed. He didn't press save until the computer screen was dim and almost out of power, and he stretched himself and stood up.
There was a burst of popping beans in the body, which felt very refreshing.
Su Shengchen snorted a few times in comfort, then turned around and went to the large washroom to take a shower. He splashed some warm water from the pipe on his face, and he immediately became more refreshed.
When he came back, Lu Hang and Tang Wuji were still asleep, Su Shengchen didn't bother them, and gently opened the door of the dormitory.
"Oh, I'm going..." The strange smell that hit his nostrils made him almost run away. Sun Jie's grandson was still fucking sound asleep. Su Shengchen suppressed the urge to punch him, and quickly changed his face. A dress to go out.
"Ouch!" Lu Hang's voice came from outside the door.
When the child slept with his head up so high, he smelled any smell immediately, and the pungent smell woke him up directly.
"Madan, it's early morning..." Lu Hang got up with a displeased face, and the noise woke up Tang Wuji.
"The boss is up...what the hell!" Suddenly, Tang Wuji covered his neck in pain, and tilted his head to the side.
"A stiff neck?" Su Shengchen sized him up.
"En." Tang Wuji looked aggrieved.
Su Shengchen had a chill: "Fuck, why are you so cute, a big man? Who told you to sleep with your neck tilted? There's no good way to do this, just lean in slowly."
"Farewell, second brother!" Tang Wuji wailed.
Su Shengchen ignored him, what do you think the change of clothes was for?Not for getting up early to exercise!
By the way, let’s take a look at the elementary school girl again, and see what effect the shocking flirtation in front of millions of people on the Internet yesterday has...
Thinking of this, the corners of Su Shengchen's lips curled into an inexplicable smile.
(End of this chapter)
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