The system forces me to be a male god
Chapter 272 I am a grasshopper in the urban-rural fringe!
Chapter 272 I am a grasshopper in the urban-rural fringe!
"Hey?"
"Hey, Lao Su, are you on vacation now?"
"Let it go, let it go, what do you want to do?"
"Don't be nervous, let's go out and get together? It's just us having a good time."
"Go away! You're still playing well, weren't you the ones who flew my plane last time?"
"You still have the face to say it! Isn't it because you wrote the song "Single Love Song"? Now there are entries on the Internet: Su Shengchen mocked the works of high school single students!"
"Um, is it that serious?"
"Can it be serious? My brother and I are famous in school. Who doesn't know that Liu Hao is a famous single dog all over the country?"
in the living room.
Su Shengchen was lying on the sofa, his feet in slippers were placed on the coffee table in front of him, and his legs were turned up. His toes were still shaking while hanging in mid-air. He looked like an otaku social animal.
After pinching a grape and stuffing it into his mouth, Su Shengchen chuckled and said, "At least there's no harm."
"It's not bad! Brother, I lost my first name! This is the biggest disadvantage!" On the other side of the phone, Su Shengchen's old classmate Liu Hao jumped angrily.
"Look at your glass heart, why didn't Lao Tao complain to me?"
"Don't talk about that grandson! After that live broadcast, that grandson directly reported the name of his school and class. He is so cheeky that he is invincible!"
The more Liu Hao talked, the more wronged he became. How could he feel that all the classmates he knew were like this!
"Okay, okay, just tell me where to get together." Su Shengchen quickly stopped him.
"Go to the old place, just at noon today, hurry up and come." Liu Hao hung up the phone with a snap.
Su Shengchen shook his head helplessly.
Xiao Liu, do you think it's Brother Chen's fault that you're single?
And part of the system, no!It's all systematic!
It's a pity you don't know...
Go to the garage to drive the Yanjing Hyundai that Su Honglin used to own.
As for Su Honglin himself, he drove a Hummer H6 to work long ago!
He also said that after driving for so many years, he has feelings for this little red car, and it is not appropriate to be too public as a teacher.As a result, as soon as the Hummer came out, it immediately gave up the bottom line.
The old place that Liu Hao mentioned is actually a buffet.
It's just that the buffet here is only for students, and it only costs 39 yuan per person, and most of the food is sliced meat and bacon.
"Old Su, this way!"
From afar, he saw Tao Hongwan's huge figure. The recent food looked good, and his face was a bit reflective under the sunlight, like a golden Maitreya Buddha statue.
"I heard you've been doing well recently?"
Su Shengchen hammered his chest, uh, it rebounded a bit.
"Needless to say, in our area, it's simply an existence!" Tao Hongwan said proudly, "I've harvested thousands of fans!"
"Old Tao, I have wanted to deal with your grandson for a long time, come here!"
Liu Hao also came, and when he saw Tao Hongwan, his face darkened.
At that time, after Su Shengchen's live broadcast, Tao Hongwan had already declared his family before the netizens could dig into it.
"Oh, I'm so scared~ Hurry up and hit him with your small fists." Tao Hongwan was not afraid of Liu Hao at all.
The tonnage is here, so what if you don't move and let you beat me?
"Okay, it's hard to see each other, so I know to fight here." A beautiful female voice came.
"Hey, Miss Ma, we have to be responsible for what we say, you can see it, I didn't see anything." Tao Hongwan looked weak and aggrieved.
"I'm going, it's too cheap!"
Liu Hao said indignantly: "Ma Qian, you are judging, this grandson sent the message, we are still single until now..."
"Don't involve me, I have a partner."
Marcy shook her head and smiled.
Liu Hao and Tao Hongwan were taken aback, and subconsciously turned their eyes to Su Shengchen.
"You don't have to look at him, it has nothing to do with him." Ma Qian said a little dumbfounded: "When the party was over, Su Shengchen talked to me, and I have already let go."
"It's really nice for you to think like that." Su Shengchen smiled.
"Yeah, I just discovered that there are thousands of men in the world, and there must be someone more suitable for me than you." Ma Qian said with a smile: "My boyfriend is very good, and I am very happy now."
"congratulations!"
The boys sent their sincere wishes.
"Okay, let's go in." Ma Xi waved her hand.
"Come on, Miss Ma, please go first~"
"Open the way ahead!"
"cover!"
Those days seemed to come back again, and the seemingly non-existent barrier between them slowly disappeared.
······
"Old Su, I heard that you gave a speech at school two days ago?" Liu Hao said.
"Well, be envious."
"I'm envious! Listening to Lao Han's nagging for two hours, I don't believe you can be happy!" Liu Hao hit the nail on the head.
"Then you are well-off now, did Lao Han ask you to donate money?" Ma Qian asked curiously.
"I didn't mention it directly, but it's interesting." Su Shengchen stuck a piece of bacon on the iron plate.
"Hey, Lao Han likes to do some face-saving projects. Donating is the same as not donating." Tao Hongwan sneered.
"Yeah, what if I use my money to build a statue or print a batch of happiness surveys?" Su Shengchen laughed.
The four of them were chatting happily, but the two girls at the next table glanced this way from time to time.
Today Su Shengchen wore a pair of extremely dirty black-rimmed glasses, ordinary casual clothes, and even his hairstyle was messed up.
From the perspective of others, it is like a grass in the urban-rural fringe.
The girl obviously hesitated, feeling that this person looked familiar, but she just didn't dare to go forward to identify him.
Tao Hongwan saw it, he smiled, and deliberately raised his voice: "Su Shengchen! What are we going to play later?"
Su Shengchen!
It's really Su Shengchen!
The two girls were so excited, if it wasn't for the oily look on Lao Tao's fat face, they would have wanted to lean in and kiss each other!
"Su Shengchen, we are your fans, can you sign for us?" The girls said excitedly.
Now that he was recognized, Su Shengchen didn't say anything else. He stretched out his right index finger to his lips and let out a "shh"—for some reason, he suddenly remembered Wang Shengnan's middle finger.
The girls understood, and looked at the other table guests who were looking this way, with familiar expressions on their faces.
It turned out to be a friend.
Now the little girl is making a fuss, if she didn't say it just now, she would have thought she had met a celebrity!
Su Shengchen signed an autograph for them and declined the request for a group photo.
Although the girls were a little disappointed, they didn't say much. One of the girls looked at the other three thoughtfully, and suddenly slapped her thigh:
"You are the little brothers in the single love song!"
Liu Hao: "..."
I didn't expect that one day, I would be recognized on the street, but this damn way is really unacceptable!
Fuck you singles!Believe it or not, Brother Hao will find a girlfriend to cry for you as soon as he returns to school?
(End of this chapter)
"Hey?"
"Hey, Lao Su, are you on vacation now?"
"Let it go, let it go, what do you want to do?"
"Don't be nervous, let's go out and get together? It's just us having a good time."
"Go away! You're still playing well, weren't you the ones who flew my plane last time?"
"You still have the face to say it! Isn't it because you wrote the song "Single Love Song"? Now there are entries on the Internet: Su Shengchen mocked the works of high school single students!"
"Um, is it that serious?"
"Can it be serious? My brother and I are famous in school. Who doesn't know that Liu Hao is a famous single dog all over the country?"
in the living room.
Su Shengchen was lying on the sofa, his feet in slippers were placed on the coffee table in front of him, and his legs were turned up. His toes were still shaking while hanging in mid-air. He looked like an otaku social animal.
After pinching a grape and stuffing it into his mouth, Su Shengchen chuckled and said, "At least there's no harm."
"It's not bad! Brother, I lost my first name! This is the biggest disadvantage!" On the other side of the phone, Su Shengchen's old classmate Liu Hao jumped angrily.
"Look at your glass heart, why didn't Lao Tao complain to me?"
"Don't talk about that grandson! After that live broadcast, that grandson directly reported the name of his school and class. He is so cheeky that he is invincible!"
The more Liu Hao talked, the more wronged he became. How could he feel that all the classmates he knew were like this!
"Okay, okay, just tell me where to get together." Su Shengchen quickly stopped him.
"Go to the old place, just at noon today, hurry up and come." Liu Hao hung up the phone with a snap.
Su Shengchen shook his head helplessly.
Xiao Liu, do you think it's Brother Chen's fault that you're single?
And part of the system, no!It's all systematic!
It's a pity you don't know...
Go to the garage to drive the Yanjing Hyundai that Su Honglin used to own.
As for Su Honglin himself, he drove a Hummer H6 to work long ago!
He also said that after driving for so many years, he has feelings for this little red car, and it is not appropriate to be too public as a teacher.As a result, as soon as the Hummer came out, it immediately gave up the bottom line.
The old place that Liu Hao mentioned is actually a buffet.
It's just that the buffet here is only for students, and it only costs 39 yuan per person, and most of the food is sliced meat and bacon.
"Old Su, this way!"
From afar, he saw Tao Hongwan's huge figure. The recent food looked good, and his face was a bit reflective under the sunlight, like a golden Maitreya Buddha statue.
"I heard you've been doing well recently?"
Su Shengchen hammered his chest, uh, it rebounded a bit.
"Needless to say, in our area, it's simply an existence!" Tao Hongwan said proudly, "I've harvested thousands of fans!"
"Old Tao, I have wanted to deal with your grandson for a long time, come here!"
Liu Hao also came, and when he saw Tao Hongwan, his face darkened.
At that time, after Su Shengchen's live broadcast, Tao Hongwan had already declared his family before the netizens could dig into it.
"Oh, I'm so scared~ Hurry up and hit him with your small fists." Tao Hongwan was not afraid of Liu Hao at all.
The tonnage is here, so what if you don't move and let you beat me?
"Okay, it's hard to see each other, so I know to fight here." A beautiful female voice came.
"Hey, Miss Ma, we have to be responsible for what we say, you can see it, I didn't see anything." Tao Hongwan looked weak and aggrieved.
"I'm going, it's too cheap!"
Liu Hao said indignantly: "Ma Qian, you are judging, this grandson sent the message, we are still single until now..."
"Don't involve me, I have a partner."
Marcy shook her head and smiled.
Liu Hao and Tao Hongwan were taken aback, and subconsciously turned their eyes to Su Shengchen.
"You don't have to look at him, it has nothing to do with him." Ma Qian said a little dumbfounded: "When the party was over, Su Shengchen talked to me, and I have already let go."
"It's really nice for you to think like that." Su Shengchen smiled.
"Yeah, I just discovered that there are thousands of men in the world, and there must be someone more suitable for me than you." Ma Qian said with a smile: "My boyfriend is very good, and I am very happy now."
"congratulations!"
The boys sent their sincere wishes.
"Okay, let's go in." Ma Xi waved her hand.
"Come on, Miss Ma, please go first~"
"Open the way ahead!"
"cover!"
Those days seemed to come back again, and the seemingly non-existent barrier between them slowly disappeared.
······
"Old Su, I heard that you gave a speech at school two days ago?" Liu Hao said.
"Well, be envious."
"I'm envious! Listening to Lao Han's nagging for two hours, I don't believe you can be happy!" Liu Hao hit the nail on the head.
"Then you are well-off now, did Lao Han ask you to donate money?" Ma Qian asked curiously.
"I didn't mention it directly, but it's interesting." Su Shengchen stuck a piece of bacon on the iron plate.
"Hey, Lao Han likes to do some face-saving projects. Donating is the same as not donating." Tao Hongwan sneered.
"Yeah, what if I use my money to build a statue or print a batch of happiness surveys?" Su Shengchen laughed.
The four of them were chatting happily, but the two girls at the next table glanced this way from time to time.
Today Su Shengchen wore a pair of extremely dirty black-rimmed glasses, ordinary casual clothes, and even his hairstyle was messed up.
From the perspective of others, it is like a grass in the urban-rural fringe.
The girl obviously hesitated, feeling that this person looked familiar, but she just didn't dare to go forward to identify him.
Tao Hongwan saw it, he smiled, and deliberately raised his voice: "Su Shengchen! What are we going to play later?"
Su Shengchen!
It's really Su Shengchen!
The two girls were so excited, if it wasn't for the oily look on Lao Tao's fat face, they would have wanted to lean in and kiss each other!
"Su Shengchen, we are your fans, can you sign for us?" The girls said excitedly.
Now that he was recognized, Su Shengchen didn't say anything else. He stretched out his right index finger to his lips and let out a "shh"—for some reason, he suddenly remembered Wang Shengnan's middle finger.
The girls understood, and looked at the other table guests who were looking this way, with familiar expressions on their faces.
It turned out to be a friend.
Now the little girl is making a fuss, if she didn't say it just now, she would have thought she had met a celebrity!
Su Shengchen signed an autograph for them and declined the request for a group photo.
Although the girls were a little disappointed, they didn't say much. One of the girls looked at the other three thoughtfully, and suddenly slapped her thigh:
"You are the little brothers in the single love song!"
Liu Hao: "..."
I didn't expect that one day, I would be recognized on the street, but this damn way is really unacceptable!
Fuck you singles!Believe it or not, Brother Hao will find a girlfriend to cry for you as soon as he returns to school?
(End of this chapter)
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