The system forces me to be a male god
Chapter 166 Fucking with Animals
Chapter 166 Fucking with Animals
"Hey, you can laugh if you want to." Su Shengchen looked helplessly at the people beside him who were holding back their laughter and were afraid of hurting his self-esteem.
"Pfft!"
"Ha ha!"
"I can't hold it anymore... Hahaha!"
Everyone laughed, and Ye Lingyu laughed the loudest among them. The others had to save some face for Su Shengchen.
"Brother Chen, how did you come up with this song... Do you know that the song you sang just now was really cute!" Ye Lingyu was almost lying on Su Shengchen's body, laughing so hard that he lost all strength.
Su Shengchen enjoyed the unexpected benefits calmly, and still insisted: "I sang it specially for Xiaobai, you guys insisted on coming here, okay?"
"Then Senior Su, are you still uploading?" Haifeng asked curiously from the side.
"Biography..." Su Shengchen saw the teasing expressions of the people around him, and immediately emphasized: "This is not a waste! After all, I still have to raise a wife!"
Taking Ye Lingyu into his arms, Su Shengchen looked at everyone showing off.
Everyone couldn't stop laughing. Why is there an indescribable sour smell in the air?
Ye Lingyu blushed, but still sweetly buried her head in Su Shengchen's arms and did not lift it up, unintentionally giving Su Shengchen a wave of assists.
Each goes back to his own house, each find his own mother.
When Su Shengchen returned to the dormitory, he saw chickens flying around as soon as he opened the door.
The three animals had all gone to class, and in the dormitory, Xiao Hei ran after Xiao Bai excitedly. The two little guys did count, but they made a mess of Su Shengchen's bed alone.
It stands to reason that if Wang Xingren chases cats, he would be humiliating himself, which is not enough for them to jump.
But the situation is different now, Xiaobai is a support, but Xiaohei is really a fighting type, whether it is running speed or jumping height, it is not comparable to Xiaobai.
So Su Shengchen saw such a scene:
Xiaobai ran ahead with a disgusted look on his face.
Xiao Hei sticks out his tongue, wanting to hey there.
Whenever Xiaobai ran far away, he accelerated to catch up; whenever Xiaobai tried to jump up, this guy also jumped up, intercepting Xiaobai in mid-air like a basketball block.
Su Shengchen pushed the door open and entered, Xiaobai quickly jumped into his arms, begging for a hug with a pitiful face.
Su Shengchen's heart melted when he saw it, so he quickly comforted him gently.
Glancing at Xiao Hei, Su Shengchen said consciously: "Xiao Hei! Don't make trouble with sister!"
Xiao Hei stopped, and the dog's head drooped dejectedly. It seemed that this guy was really bored. Su Shengchen thought about it, and asked the system: "System, are there any toys for dogs?"
"Yes!" The system woke up instantly, and enthusiastically introduced: "This system has recently purchased a batch of luxury dog toys, and one set only needs..."
"Stop, stop, stop! I don't want a complete set." Su Shengchen emphasized.
"Why? The set is so affordable! A single toy is much more expensive than a set." The system tried its best to persuade it to stay.
"No need!" Su Shengchen rolled his eyes: "I said the system, I'm a pauper now, why do you miss my male god so much?"
"The more the better, who in the world would think that the host spends too much?" the system said with a sneer.
Su Shengchen figured it out now, the system is a profiteer, the price it recommends or the price of the product is based on his own balance.
Therefore, he did not release two new works before buying them, but sold them when he was the poorest.
"1000. Super bouncy ball: find the perfect weapon for chasing, [-] male god points.
1500. Super bite-resistant screaming chicken, the system is modified with passion, the sound is powerful, the material is not easy to bite even a high-powered dog, [-] male god points. "
Sure enough, Su Shengchen still remembered that Xiaobai's cat teasing stick cost 5000 male gods to order.Looking at the introduction and pricing, he felt that the second one was more reliable, so he chose to exchange it.
"1500 male god points——Super bite-resistant and screaming chicken."
In the next second, Su Shengchen felt his pocket bulge, and he pulled out a long strip of yellow screaming chicken.
It looks like there is no difference.
Su Shengchen squeezed, and the screaming chicken began to scream, how can I say this?
It sounds so exciting!There is an inexplicable refreshing feeling, which makes people want to pinch a second time after pinching it once, and want to pinch it a third time after a second pinch.
Little Heiyan watched eagerly, only to find that Su Shengchen was ecstasy holding the screaming chicken for himself, his dog eyes were full of confusion.
I'm not human, but you are a real dog.
Playing with a dog toy can be addictive, my big brother is really right!
Xiaobai felt a little ashamed, stuck out his little paw from Su Shengchen's arms, and rubbed Su Shengchen's chin with his fleshy foot pad.
a little itchy...
Su Shengchen suddenly came back to his senses, his old face blushed. Fortunately, only the two little guys, black and white, saw it. If they could tell others, it meant they didn't see it!
Throwing the screaming chicken to Xiao Hei, who was eager to see through it, soon, in the room, Xiao Hei's deep panting and the screaming chicken's continuous moans merged into a touching symphony.
Su Shengchen uploaded both songs to his Penguin Music account, and set "Learning to Meow" as a cover for Tang Group for the time being.
Done, call it a day!
As for what Penguin Music and Tang Yi thought, that was out of Su Shengchen's consideration.
Penguin Music.
"Manager Qian! Su Shengchen has released a new song!" An intern slammed on Qian Li's office door panting.
"Oh? Is it finally here?" Qian Li's eyes lit up. A few days ago, Su Shengchen told her that a new song would be released, and it was a magic song that couldn't stop repeating.
"How many songs in total?" Qian Li sat up straight and started to retrieve background data from the computer in front of her.
"Two pieces, one called "Cuckoo Waltz" and the other called "Learning to Meow."
"Yo, did you get into a fight with animals this time?" Qian Li smiled, but she was still looking forward to the audition. She first chose "Cuckoo Waltz".
In fact, she always thought that Su Shengchen should devote all his efforts to developing instrumental music, and wanted to listen to this waltz first.
With light and agile timbre, birdsong is integrated with the scenery of nature, making people want to dance lightly.
Moreover, although Qian Li studied marketing operations in the past, but after working in Penguin Music for so many years, her appreciation of music is absolutely top-notch.
Master class!
Another master piece of music.
"Let's report to the board of directors later to see if they can use the resources in their hands to hold a master piano certification meeting. If we can personally win an international piano master, then Penguin Music will make a qualitative leap!"
The more Qian Li talked, the more excited she seemed to have seen a bright future, her blood was about to be ignited!
"But Mr. Qian, didn't the board of directors just reject the request from the capital a few days ago?" the intern said hesitantly.
"Wang Shengnan, isn't it? Hehe, he lost so badly last time that he was honest for two days. Do you know that this will set off the others to be more outstanding?" Qian Li snorted disdainfully.
I, Qian Li, can also beat men, but my sister doesn't bother to say it.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, you can laugh if you want to." Su Shengchen looked helplessly at the people beside him who were holding back their laughter and were afraid of hurting his self-esteem.
"Pfft!"
"Ha ha!"
"I can't hold it anymore... Hahaha!"
Everyone laughed, and Ye Lingyu laughed the loudest among them. The others had to save some face for Su Shengchen.
"Brother Chen, how did you come up with this song... Do you know that the song you sang just now was really cute!" Ye Lingyu was almost lying on Su Shengchen's body, laughing so hard that he lost all strength.
Su Shengchen enjoyed the unexpected benefits calmly, and still insisted: "I sang it specially for Xiaobai, you guys insisted on coming here, okay?"
"Then Senior Su, are you still uploading?" Haifeng asked curiously from the side.
"Biography..." Su Shengchen saw the teasing expressions of the people around him, and immediately emphasized: "This is not a waste! After all, I still have to raise a wife!"
Taking Ye Lingyu into his arms, Su Shengchen looked at everyone showing off.
Everyone couldn't stop laughing. Why is there an indescribable sour smell in the air?
Ye Lingyu blushed, but still sweetly buried her head in Su Shengchen's arms and did not lift it up, unintentionally giving Su Shengchen a wave of assists.
Each goes back to his own house, each find his own mother.
When Su Shengchen returned to the dormitory, he saw chickens flying around as soon as he opened the door.
The three animals had all gone to class, and in the dormitory, Xiao Hei ran after Xiao Bai excitedly. The two little guys did count, but they made a mess of Su Shengchen's bed alone.
It stands to reason that if Wang Xingren chases cats, he would be humiliating himself, which is not enough for them to jump.
But the situation is different now, Xiaobai is a support, but Xiaohei is really a fighting type, whether it is running speed or jumping height, it is not comparable to Xiaobai.
So Su Shengchen saw such a scene:
Xiaobai ran ahead with a disgusted look on his face.
Xiao Hei sticks out his tongue, wanting to hey there.
Whenever Xiaobai ran far away, he accelerated to catch up; whenever Xiaobai tried to jump up, this guy also jumped up, intercepting Xiaobai in mid-air like a basketball block.
Su Shengchen pushed the door open and entered, Xiaobai quickly jumped into his arms, begging for a hug with a pitiful face.
Su Shengchen's heart melted when he saw it, so he quickly comforted him gently.
Glancing at Xiao Hei, Su Shengchen said consciously: "Xiao Hei! Don't make trouble with sister!"
Xiao Hei stopped, and the dog's head drooped dejectedly. It seemed that this guy was really bored. Su Shengchen thought about it, and asked the system: "System, are there any toys for dogs?"
"Yes!" The system woke up instantly, and enthusiastically introduced: "This system has recently purchased a batch of luxury dog toys, and one set only needs..."
"Stop, stop, stop! I don't want a complete set." Su Shengchen emphasized.
"Why? The set is so affordable! A single toy is much more expensive than a set." The system tried its best to persuade it to stay.
"No need!" Su Shengchen rolled his eyes: "I said the system, I'm a pauper now, why do you miss my male god so much?"
"The more the better, who in the world would think that the host spends too much?" the system said with a sneer.
Su Shengchen figured it out now, the system is a profiteer, the price it recommends or the price of the product is based on his own balance.
Therefore, he did not release two new works before buying them, but sold them when he was the poorest.
"1000. Super bouncy ball: find the perfect weapon for chasing, [-] male god points.
1500. Super bite-resistant screaming chicken, the system is modified with passion, the sound is powerful, the material is not easy to bite even a high-powered dog, [-] male god points. "
Sure enough, Su Shengchen still remembered that Xiaobai's cat teasing stick cost 5000 male gods to order.Looking at the introduction and pricing, he felt that the second one was more reliable, so he chose to exchange it.
"1500 male god points——Super bite-resistant and screaming chicken."
In the next second, Su Shengchen felt his pocket bulge, and he pulled out a long strip of yellow screaming chicken.
It looks like there is no difference.
Su Shengchen squeezed, and the screaming chicken began to scream, how can I say this?
It sounds so exciting!There is an inexplicable refreshing feeling, which makes people want to pinch a second time after pinching it once, and want to pinch it a third time after a second pinch.
Little Heiyan watched eagerly, only to find that Su Shengchen was ecstasy holding the screaming chicken for himself, his dog eyes were full of confusion.
I'm not human, but you are a real dog.
Playing with a dog toy can be addictive, my big brother is really right!
Xiaobai felt a little ashamed, stuck out his little paw from Su Shengchen's arms, and rubbed Su Shengchen's chin with his fleshy foot pad.
a little itchy...
Su Shengchen suddenly came back to his senses, his old face blushed. Fortunately, only the two little guys, black and white, saw it. If they could tell others, it meant they didn't see it!
Throwing the screaming chicken to Xiao Hei, who was eager to see through it, soon, in the room, Xiao Hei's deep panting and the screaming chicken's continuous moans merged into a touching symphony.
Su Shengchen uploaded both songs to his Penguin Music account, and set "Learning to Meow" as a cover for Tang Group for the time being.
Done, call it a day!
As for what Penguin Music and Tang Yi thought, that was out of Su Shengchen's consideration.
Penguin Music.
"Manager Qian! Su Shengchen has released a new song!" An intern slammed on Qian Li's office door panting.
"Oh? Is it finally here?" Qian Li's eyes lit up. A few days ago, Su Shengchen told her that a new song would be released, and it was a magic song that couldn't stop repeating.
"How many songs in total?" Qian Li sat up straight and started to retrieve background data from the computer in front of her.
"Two pieces, one called "Cuckoo Waltz" and the other called "Learning to Meow."
"Yo, did you get into a fight with animals this time?" Qian Li smiled, but she was still looking forward to the audition. She first chose "Cuckoo Waltz".
In fact, she always thought that Su Shengchen should devote all his efforts to developing instrumental music, and wanted to listen to this waltz first.
With light and agile timbre, birdsong is integrated with the scenery of nature, making people want to dance lightly.
Moreover, although Qian Li studied marketing operations in the past, but after working in Penguin Music for so many years, her appreciation of music is absolutely top-notch.
Master class!
Another master piece of music.
"Let's report to the board of directors later to see if they can use the resources in their hands to hold a master piano certification meeting. If we can personally win an international piano master, then Penguin Music will make a qualitative leap!"
The more Qian Li talked, the more excited she seemed to have seen a bright future, her blood was about to be ignited!
"But Mr. Qian, didn't the board of directors just reject the request from the capital a few days ago?" the intern said hesitantly.
"Wang Shengnan, isn't it? Hehe, he lost so badly last time that he was honest for two days. Do you know that this will set off the others to be more outstanding?" Qian Li snorted disdainfully.
I, Qian Li, can also beat men, but my sister doesn't bother to say it.
(End of this chapter)
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