my mobile phone connects fairyland

Chapter 19
Da Zhuang has a burly figure, and Uncle Liu's head has just touched his chest. He has known Uncle Liu for so many years, and Da Zhuang knows that he is a lonely middle-aged man with little ability.

There is an advantage in physique, and there is also an advantage in height, so there is nothing taboo about Da Zhuang, and he can speak freely.

He was not in a hurry when Uncle Liu got angry, anyway, Uncle Liu couldn't hit him, so he was confident to die.

While hiding, he asked, "Uncle Liu, do you still like Aunt Li?"

If it was normal, Uncle Liu would be fine, anyway, this kid has never been serious.

But today is different. Seeing Chen Xiaofan covering his mouth and laughing, Uncle Liu's anger immediately increased!
What is he!
Holding the soup spoon, he jumped up to a height of more than three meters, and hit Da Zhuang's forehead violently!
Da Zhuang couldn't dodge it, Uncle Liu's posture was as coquettish as when he was ramen noodles, and the spoon in his hand turned into an afterimage.

In the eyes of Da Zhuang, Liu Shu, who is usually thin and deceitful, turned into a war god, and opened a spoon on his forehead with a spoon.
Chen Xiaofan was terrified when he saw it, the muscles on his face were stiff, he didn't dare to smile anymore, Uncle Liu's small eyes didn't know where to look, if he smiled secretly again, maybe the spoon would come towards his forehead!

Uncle Liu knocked on Da Zhuang's forehead, and the pink one-piece pajamas paired with an afterimage-like posture made him coquettish and handsome.

Half an hour later, Da Zhuang sat on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He ate with a heavy head and didn't dare to say a word. The huge man curled up in front of the table to eat noodles, feeling aggrieved.

Uncle Liu probably felt that he was too heavy handed, so he served him a few more bowls, and the empty bowls stacked next to Da Zhuang were as tall as a person.

Chen Xiaofan calculated in his mind, Da Zhuang ate 5,6 or [-] catties
"belch"

5,6 or 20 catties of noodles is almost the appetite of [-] ordinary people, Da Zhuang couldn't take it anymore, he looked up at Uncle Liu.

"Uncle, I can't eat anymore"

Uncle Liu glanced at him and said in a breathless voice.

"Eat! There are still more noodles, let's eat!"

Da Zhuang's face was full of depression, he never wanted to come to Uncle's place for dinner, it was so scary.

Uncle Liu didn't increase Chen Xiaofan's strength. After seeing Uncle Liu's heroic appearance, Chen Xiaofan knew that he was a master, and he was no worse than Sun Dahai.

Huddled beside Da Zhuang, not daring to make a sound.

Uncle Liu leaned against the door and smoked a stuffy cigarette, believing that Da Zhuang could say good things out of his mouth, he really lost his head.

Looking at Chen Xiaofan, he felt a little baffled, his temper had been warmed up for so many years, why couldn't he control his temper when he saw him snickering?
After looking at Chen Xiaofan a few more times, seeing him sneaking glances at him, Uncle Liu felt his temper flared up again.

Strange!

The swollen corners of Uncle Liu's eyes are over now, his strength lies in that, if he can't solve the problem, Chen Xiaofan and the two young men can't solve it.

The sad Da Zhuang ate with a hideous face, every bite was extremely uncomfortable, Chen Xiaofan moved his body, trying to stay away from Da Zhuang, mainly because he was afraid that he would vomit after eating.

At this time, Uncle Liu brought over two more bowls.

Da Zhuang raised his head and looked at Uncle Liu, his eyes were full of pain.
"Uncle, I was wrong, I really can't do it."

Uncle Liu smiled: "How can a man say that he can't do it, eat!"

With a smile and tears on Da Zhuang's face, he turned his head to look at Chen Xiaofan who was hiding aside.

He pushed his face towards Chen Xiaofan, borrowing Uncle Liu's words.

"Master, help me eat, a man can't say he can't do it!"

Seeing that Da Zhuang was about to cry but had no tears, Chen Xiaofan said angrily.

"Are you a woman?"

Da Zhuang:? ? ?
"I'm not."

"Then how do you know I can't!"

As he spoke, Chen Xiaofan pushed back the two bowls of noodles.

Uncle Liu on the side looked at Chen Xiaofan with weird eyes, Da Zhuang felt that what Chen Xiaofan said made sense, he turned his head to look at Uncle Liu, and prepared to paraphrase Chen Xiaofan's words.

"Uncle Liu, you are a woman."

Seeing Uncle Liu's pink and tender one-piece pajamas, Da Zhuang suddenly felt a little embarrassed
Seeing Da Zhuang's embarrassed expression, Uncle Liu frowned.

"Ok?"

Then he picked up the deformed soup spoon on the chopping board.

Da Zhuang smiled weakly, and said what he said, why did he mention the guy!

"I'll eat, I'll eat! Uncle, can you put that spoon down?"

Helpless, he had no choice but to eat hard with his head depressed. Seeing that Da Zhuang ate a little retching, Chen Xiaofan couldn't stand it anymore, and brought over the clean bowl.

He could barely hold on.

Seeing Chen Xiaofan take a bowl over, Da Zhuang's eyes showed a moved expression.

His expression changes, his heart is turbulent, and the gratitude in his heart is extremely complicated: sympathy for each other, sympathy for each other, sympathy for each other, treating him as his own, and tears of gratitude.

The master is a good man, and it is he who saves lives at critical moments.

My nose was sore, I was so moved that I wanted to cry.

Da Zhuang had an unshaven beard, and looked aggrieved like a fat man weighing more than 300 kilograms. Chen Xiaofan looked at him and thought he couldn't do it.

Kong has trained his muscles to be firm, but his mentality is very fragile.

As a classmate, Chen Xiaofan felt that it was necessary to sharpen Da Zhuang's mentality, and the two of them had to do tasks together. His mentality was so bad, wouldn't he want to avoid things and be cowardly?

But no, Chen Xiaofan still wanted to let him carry it in front and pick up the leaks himself.

Thinking of this, Chen Xiaofan couldn't help thinking of the knowledge he had learned. The ancients said: When the sky is about to send a great mission, it must first starve its belly, disturb its mentality, and tire its muscles and bones
It’s not okay to be hungry, Da Zhuang is about to vomit, so it can only mess with the mentality
After taking the noodle bowl, Chen Xiaofan picked it up with his chopsticks, and smelled it closely, showing a wonderful expression.

When Da Zhuang was moved, Chen Xiaofan suddenly put down his chopsticks, shook his head regretfully, and pushed back the noodle bowl to Da Zhuang.

Da Zhuang:? ? ?
Seeing Da Zhuang's puzzled expression, Chen Xiaofan stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder with difficulty.

"I just want to smell the fragrance, it's Uncle Liu's wish! It's not good for me to eat it."

Bitterness was about to appear on Da Zhuang's face.

What about you, Chen Xiaofan, do you want to engage in mentality! ?

Seeing Da Zhuang's face turning blue and white, Chen Xiaofan felt very good, his mind was tempered, and his abilities could be improved to a higher level. He also made a small contribution to Da Zhuang's future. I like it myself!

Uncle Liu was smoking a cigarette by the door, his eyes were too small to shine through, but he smiled at the corners of his mouth, and he seemed to be in a good mood. He thought, it seems that the two children still like his craft, how about Ten bowls for each of them?

Anyway, he is rich, and eating noodles won't break him.

The alley was empty, except for Da Zhuang's shouting, the surrounding area was very quiet.

"Da da da"

There was a voice from far down the alley.

Uncle Liu's figure paused slightly, the smile on the corner of his mouth was restrained, and the expression on his face was a little unnatural.

The smoky gecko on the corner poked its head out, wagging its tail and looking vigilantly at the entrance of the alley.

Chen Xiaofan is extremely sensitive to the things around him, he feels the changes around him.

The voice in the distance is getting closer and more urgent. Listen carefully, it seems that someone is running anxiously with small steps.

Uncle Liu held the pipe in his hand. He lowered his head and did not speak. Da Zhuang also felt that the atmosphere was not right. He breathed silently, but this time he did not make a sound, it was very quiet.

Chen Xiaofan looked at the corner of the alley, Uncle Liu's expression told him that the person who came was obviously not a good person, and the identity of the other party was not simple.

Without a weapon in his hand, Chen Xiaofan could only take out his phone, always ready to ask the academy for help.

"Lao Niu, Lao Niu! Are you there? I'm bringing my guy over for dinner!"

Hearing the shouts from a distance, Old Liu breathed a sigh of relief, picked up his pipe and took a puff, thankfully it wasn't the group of people he thought.
Recently, he has offended a lot of aliens, and they all came in batches. The couple who came now are the best to deal with.

Chen Xiaofan saw Uncle Liu's expression, he put down the phone.

Looking for the reputation, the people who came were a couple, a man and a woman.

The man had a big beard, most of his face was blocked by the beard. He was wearing a big vest, and the clothes seemed to be picked up. They didn't fit him. He looked like an arhat with long hair.

The woman also wore a vest, and the two wore a couple style.

She is shirtless and shows tight muscles. Of course she doesn't have a beard, but she wears a pair of ponytails and walks with a bang. With her thick eyebrows and big eyes, I don't know if it counts. Cute?

Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang looked at each other, and they both saw the shock in each other's eyes, not because of their unique shapes, but because their height is only half of normal people, and their appearance and outline are very different from human beings.

It is easy to tell that they are not humans, but dwarves.

The dwarves, as allies in the battle of human aura recovery, their bodies are very strong, despite their small size, their small iron fists contain infinite energy.

District [-] is the hinterland of human beings, it is not uncommon for there to be several alien races, but Uncle Liu and alien races have an intersection, which Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang did not expect.

The dwarf came from a distance and waved to Uncle Liu, looking very enthusiastic.

Uncle Liu took a puff of his cigarette. Although he was not a hands-on guy, these two dwarves were quite troublesome.

Glancing at Chen Xiaofan and the two, he explained to them.

"You two eat by yourself, don't talk too much, no matter what you say later, don't interrupt."

The two nodded. They had very few chances to deal with foreigners, and Uncle Liu didn't tell them to leave. The knowledge of the two people was still in the classroom. Now that they had the opportunity to observe, they naturally wanted to see more.

After explaining, Uncle Liu warmly greeted him, and the two dwarves walked up and opened their arms.

Uncle Liu knew the process and lifted them up one by one.The two dwarves yelled after being lifted up, and seemed to like this kind of welcome ceremony very much.
Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang were a little speechless, Uncle Liu hugged the two dwarves like he was holding a child, but these two "children" had the faces of uncles and aunts.

After the warm welcome ceremony, the two dwarves came over. They didn't say much when they saw Chen Xiaofan, but they couldn't help but glance at Da Zhuang.

There are two tables at the entrance of the noodle shop, one table is occupied by Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang, naturally the two compatriots of the dwarves can only sit at the other table.

Chen Xiaofan watched them sit at the children's table, the height was just right, and he couldn't help but think, is Uncle Liu's noodle shop just for dwarves?
"The old cow is still the third child. I'm just not used to not putting green onions."

The female dwarf took the initiative to ask, her accent was a bit strange, I don't know if it was a local characteristic of the dwarves.

Uncle Liu nodded and said to her.

"I have said many times, my surname is Liu, don't get it wrong. Where is your wife, is it the same as usual?"

Uncle Liu seems to be dissatisfied with her accent, maybe the surname Niu is too bitter for him to take it?

"Yes, yes, Teacher You, remember your name!"

Uncle Liu was speechless for a while and couldn't continue the conversation. The cultural differences in regional accents made their friendship impossible to continue!

The woman couldn't hear her wife's response, so she turned her head and saw that he was staring at Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang in a daze.

She raised her hand towards the back of his head.

"Bang!"

She slapped her husband on the back of the forehead, and there was a muffled sound like metal.

The two of Chen Xiaofan swallowed their saliva, their four eyes were full of doubts, what is in the head of the dwarves, reinforced concrete?
"Don't stare at other people, it's impolite, you know?"

The man who was slapped on the forehead recovered, touched his head, and nodded.

He said to Lao Liu.

"Old Liu, I'm just the same as usual."

"That's right, less chili, I've had a bit of diarrhea these two days!~"

Chen Xiaofan:
Da Zhuang:.
It's hard to imagine that a dwarf with a beard can say such sweet words, the key is that he is still a man
Big brother of the dwarves, do you know that speaking like this is really clever!

Uncle Liu is immune to the couple. It must be a special fate for the two of them to get together, so they can become a family along the way.

Uncle Liu continued to start his personal ramen show. The dwarves are also experienced. Old Liu's ramen operations are already used to it, so naturally he doesn't pay much attention to it.

While waiting for the pasta, the two dwarfs chatted unscrupulously.

"Old man, I heard that the old woman in Liu's courtyard is going to die, and the people in the courtyard are looking for medicine to keep her alive. Are you interested?"

When the man heard his wife say it, he shook his head.

"I've known about this for a long time. People from the Liu family even went to the Red Cross Society. I heard that there is a task scheduled, but it's hot~"

"As for the students outside, they lined up with signs, waiting to pick up the task. I went to see it in the morning, and I was almost scared to death by the battle!"

"I'm not interested, I'm not going!"

As he said that, the little man's head shook like a rattle.

"You unmotivated thing! I heard that the medicinal material is only available to the elves, and the relationship between humans and elves is not good. Why don't we try it? If we can get it, the reward will be enough for the two of us to play for a long time. Year!"

"I'm not going, it's so dangerous!"

The female dwarf twisted her husband's waist hard, causing him to scream in pain.

It seems that no matter what race it is, the fact that women like to twist people is more ancient and unchanged!

Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang were at the next table, listening to the conversation between the two dwarfs, they almost laughed out loud!
Da Zhuang felt that he couldn't hold on any longer, his whole body was full of strength, and Chen Xiaofan was even more energetic, wishing to set off right away!

The two of them didn't know where to go after they didn't receive the task, but they didn't expect to hear the news from the little dwarf after eating noodles.

The two dwarves were still arguing, so Lao Liu hurriedly brought out the noodles and stuffed their mouths with food, it would be best!
"What are you two here for today?"

Old Liu sat cross-legged at their table, and the two dwarves stopped arguing.

The female dwarf became a little shy, and Uncle Liu seemed to be able to guess what was going on, after all, they had asked many times.

He gave Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang a wink and told them to leave quickly, this matter involved the little secret of the two dwarves.

Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang knew the mission of the Red Cross Society, and they returned home like an arrow.

As soon as Uncle Liu looked at him, Da Zhuang and Chen Xiaofan got up and left without any hesitation.

When Da Zhuang stood up, he was countless times taller than his compatriots of the dwarves.

Seeing such a burly body, the male dwarf couldn't help but exhale.

"My dear mother, Juren clan!"

Well, the native dialect of this dwarf was frightened!
Da Zhuang turned his head and smiled at the two dwarves. The two dwarves shrank away from Uncle Liu, a little afraid of Da Zhuang.

Uncle Liu waved his hand to signal the two to get out of here.

Chen Xiaofan and Da Zhuang turned and left, walking in the alley, they were in a good mood.

Conversations came from behind the alley.

"Mr. Niu, my wife and I still want to have a baby, please help us!"

"You two have tried more than a dozen times, but it didn't work. Do you still want to have a baby?"

"Help us, we just want to have a baby!"

Uncle Liu let out a helpless sigh.

"Come in with me"

Da Zhuang who was walking in the alley looked at Chen Xiaofan, and Chen Xiaofan looked at him.

After holding back for a long time, Chen Xiaofan asked: "Da Zhuang, your uncle is a doctor who treats infertility?"

Da Zhuang thought for a while, and said with some embarrassment.

"My uncle. He seems to have studied veterinary medicine for a few days before."

The two glanced at the noodle shop behind them, and closed their mouths tacitly.

Compatriots of the dwarves, there is a reason why you cannot give birth to a baby.

A moment of silence to the two dwarfs!

(End of this chapter)