my mobile phone connects fairyland

Chapter 15 Earth, what kind of ball?

Chen Xiaofan ran away in a hurry, Sun Dahai was very angry, and Young Master Zhang also turned dark.

The two looked at each other, seeing the black line on the other's forehead, they both felt a little pain in the head.

Chen Xiaofan who slipped away did not go far away, Sun Dahai came out with a dark face, seeing Chen Xiaofan hiding at the side and looking at him with wicked eyes, he said with a sad face.

"Let's go, the school and dormitory are full, you can live in my house first."

Hearing what Sun Dahai said, Young Master Zhang and Chen Xiaofan both looked depressed.

Young Master Zhang thought about seeing this guy every day, and the number of headaches every day might skyrocket, he felt very annoyed.

Chen Xiaofan's consideration was relatively simple, he fumbled for the money in his pocket.

He looked at Sun Dahai, thought for a long time and said with embarrassment.

"Brother Sun, I can just stay at your house"

Sun Dahai raised his brows, why is it okay to stay in my house?
I kindly take you in!Listen to your tone, like I'm begging you? ?
After all, Sun Dahai had a good temper, looked at Chen Xiaofan with a smile, and waited for his next words.

Chen Xiaofan faltered and hawed for a long time without holding back the latter sentence.

"What nonsense, hurry up, it's getting dark!"

Chen Xiaofan grinned, thinking in his heart, this is what Big Brother Sun asked me to say, not what I thought.

"Brother Sun, I live at your house, so I don't need to pay you!"

Sun Dahai:
Master Feng'er: .
Dare you think about it for a long time, thinking about this matter? ?
Originally, Sun Dahai didn't think about this kind of thing at all, but Chen Xiaofan started cheating on his classmates on the first day of school, so maybe he can play tricks later on.

Thinking of this, Sun Dahai, who didn't want to collect money, changed his mind.

"200 monthly rent, monthly payment, water and electricity are not included!"

Chen Xiaofan is not a good person at all, he secretly counted the money, and today he pinched his classmates for fortune-telling, and only found a total of about 200 yuan, when Brother Dahai collected the rent, it was [-] yuan, heartbroken!

Enduring the pain in his heart, Chen Xiaofan took out twenty 5-yuan bills, counted them over and over again, and handed them to Sun Dahai after confirming that the number was correct.

"Brother Sun, I don't have enough money, I will give you 100 first, and I will ask my classmates to make up for it later."

Sun Dahai:? ? ?

If you don’t have money, shouldn’t you be working part-time after class? What’s the matter with getting money from your classmates?

Originally, Sun Dahai just wanted to restrain Chen Xiaofan, telling him not to be skinny for a day and to study hard.

But listening to his posture, it seems that he is going to start another career of his own in school? ?

Sun Dahai is very clear about Chen Xiaofan's ability to make things happen, he has a talent for absorbing hatred, and he has an open mouth, coupled with the knowledge instilled by the headmaster, he seems to have seen the tragic scene that Chen Xiaofan has turned the school into a mess.

The male students from the third class of middle class came out one after another, and greeted Chen Xiaofan and his party warmly.

"Master Chen, go slowly, we will continue tomorrow!!"

"Yes, yes, I missed it today, you must come to school early tomorrow!"

Their enthusiasm made Chen Xiaofan's eyes glow, and he was very happy. Sun Dahai's rent of 200 yuan is not a big deal, after all, he has so many lovely classmates!
Chen Xiaofan was already thinking crazily in his mind, how to make his new career flourish in school.

Seeing Chen Xiaofan's eyes glowing, looking like a profiteer, Sun Dahai felt that he was wrong, he should not have taken money from him at all, and should even give him money.

Seeing the enthusiastic Class [-] students, Sun Dahai felt so bitter in his heart, he really wanted to shout to them: Children, keep your eyes open, this guy in front of you is a profiteer, a magician!
Thousands of words turned into a sigh, and Sun Dahai took Chen Xiaofan and the two away.

The three returned to the old courtyard, and heard an angry shout as soon as they entered the door.

"Good job, Wang Dahai! You stole something yesterday, and you're here again today!"

Sun Dahai was thinking about Chen Xiaofan all the way. He hadn't turned his head when he just entered the door. He heard the voice, he was thinking, who is Wang Dahai?
When you look up, you can see a broom sweeping towards you!

not good!This is the crit of maternal love!

"Oh!"

Sun Dahai flew out again.

The old lady swept Sun Dahai across, and Sun Dahai smashed a hole in the wall of the courtyard. It is so powerful and powerful!
Chen Xiaofan and Young Master Zhang were trembling, the old lady's strength was unfathomable, and she was forgetful, so they couldn't handle any random move.

The old lady was holding the broom with momentum like a rainbow. At that moment, Chen Xiaofan seemed to see a general who could reach a thousand troops with one man in the battle. Dare to move.

After Yu Wei dissipated, the old lady put down the broom and smiled at Chen Xiaofan and the two of them.

"Xiaofan, Feng'er, you are back!"

"Xiu'er has prepared meals, so hurry up."

The old lady's words stunned the two of them. Isn't she forgetful? How can she still remember their names?
In the distance, Xiu'er stood not far away and waved at them, and the two greeted the old man and hurried towards Xiu'er in small steps.

The forgetful old lady is a powerful supernatural being, and they dare not stay in front of her for too long.

The two slipped away, and the old lady walked towards Sun Dahai with a broom.

She played the broom in her hand into a stick, and spun it with the broom in one hand. The broom made a crackling sound under her operation, and she muttered as she walked.

"Wang Dahai is really disobedient. He comes to my house to steal food every day. Today he must give him a good beating!!"

Chen Xiaofan and the two walked quickly, not daring to stay longer, the old man's words made them tremble in fright, silently praying to Sun Dahai.
Xiu'er's craftsmanship is excellent, the table is full of dishes, every dish makes Chen Xiaofan salivate.

I wanted to wait for Sun Dahai to come together, but there were constant screams outside the door, it seemed that Sun Dahai would not be able to eat for a while.

After tea and dinner, Sun Dahai was beaten violently by the old man all the time, and he didn't know what happened to him today.

Chen Xiaofan went back to the house silently, he still had more important things to do.

On the way back, Chen Xiaofan spent all his remaining savings to buy a recharge card, and finally his old machine was recharged.

The text message crackled, and Chen Xiaofan quickly clicked on it. He hadn't contacted his external leader for several days, and missed him very much.

"Cousin, hurry back to brother, let's talk about the Ruanmeibi business!"

"Cousin, your mobile phone is in arrears, my brother will recharge it for you!"

"Why do you owe more than 100 high-grade spirit stones? Did you call the night emotional story on the phone? That's a consortium cheating money! Brother, you are too unsteady!"

"Cousin, have you been arrested, or is there an accident?"

Chen Xiaofan looked at the text message, he seemed to see the Taoist priest scratching his head, from the concern that he couldn't get in touch, to the bleakness of knowing that he was down, to the last worry.

Chen Xiaofan doesn't understand, what is an emotional story at night?It sounds very powerful.

But these are not important, what Chen Xiaofan cares most about is the last text message left by the Taoist priest.

"You're not my cousin! Who the hell are you?"

Chen Xiaofan didn't know, when the Taoist leader was having a good time, he received a call.

On the other end of the phone was his authentic cousin. He called the Taoist priest and wanted to borrow money.

When the Taoist heard that it was his cousin calling, he enthusiastically agreed, but after chatting for a long time, the cousin over there had no impression of Ruanmeibi.

After cross-examination by the Taoist priest, it was the first time that his cousin had contacted him, and he hadn't contacted him at all a while ago. He didn't know what kind of soft sister coins, let alone the body quenching liquid and spirit stones presented by the Taoist priest.

The Taoist leader felt that something was wrong, so he asked his cousin to send a text message, but the Taoist leader saw that the cousin's text message was not the same person he usually contacted.

This is nonsense, the Taoist priest has repeatedly confirmed that he made a deal with a stranger, not his genuine cousin.

The cousin even asked the Taoist priest to borrow money with a close face. The Taoist priest who found out the truth of the matter directly blocked him without saying a word. If he wanted to borrow money, there was no way!
Stingy, he has unique skills!
It happened quite suddenly, and the Taoist leader didn't understand how he made the deal with Chen Xiaofan after a long time.

Now that the other end owes fees and can't be contacted, the Taoist leader still holds some hope in his heart. After all, the soft girl coin is very valuable, and if it can be traded, he is still very willing.

The real cousin is a parallel importer, but strangers can bring him soft sister coins, and if he can be contacted, he will still be rich in money.

The Taoist priest was also worried, if it wasn't for his cousin, wouldn't the body quenching liquid he sent over seem too shabby?
When Chen Xiaofan saw this text message, he also knew that his identity was exposed, and he was also a little worried about being exposed as a fake cousin.

After all, Daoist Master is a powerful hacker, and whatever he throws at will can make his life leap forward qualitatively.

The Taoist leader's relationship cannot be broken, Chen Xiaofan thought for a long time, and decided to have a heart-to-heart talk with him based on honesty.

"Master Dao, I am indeed not your cousin. I received your message by accident, and then my 50 yuan disappeared. I don't even know how it got away. Then I received your Tempering Spirit liquid, and then turned on the ability”

"Master Dao, I know you are an expert. I don't have soft sister coins for the time being, but I have started a new business, let alone earn a few hundred soft sister coins. If you are interested, I can continue to trade."

After the text message was sent, Chen Xiaofan waited anxiously. After all, the temper of the expert is usually very strange. Without the relationship with the Taoist priest as a cousin, he might give up the idea of ​​a deal.

Unexpectedly, the text message came very fast, the Taoist priest responded quickly as soon as Chen Xiaofan sent it.

"What kind of cousin is not a cousin? Since fellow daoist has soft sister coins, you are my real brother! I am not hypocritical, brother, let our transaction continue and our friendship last forever! What does fellow daoist need? ? Elixir? Weapon? Cultivation method? Just ask!"

The Taoist chief sent a text message, but he thought in his heart, what kind of cousin is not a cousin, you have soft sister coins, you are my relatives!
He suddenly thought that since the body tempering liquid was useful to him, it meant that his realm was not high, so the Taoist priest added another thoughtful sentence.

"However, these things depend on your cultivation, brother. Are you in the Qi training state now? Or are you still training your body?"

"Practicing Qi? Refining Body?"

Chen Xiaofan who received the text message scratched his head, confused, he had never heard what the Taoist priest was talking about!
He just activated his ability. According to Sun Dahai, the ability is constantly evolving and divided into ten stages. He has never heard of Qi training and body training!
Just ask if you don't understand, this is Chen Xiaofan's advantage since childhood, he never likes to keep questions in his stomach.

"Daozhang, I just activated the supernatural ability, and I don't quite understand what you mean by body training and Qi training."

Chen Xiaofan's words confuse the Taoist chief, thinking that the other party is a villager who has not even reached the level of cultivation?
No, humans have dominated the Immortal Realm for so many years, where are there still impoverished mountainous areas, and where are there people who don't know the realm of cultivation?
Even so, the priest explained patiently.

"Body training is to quench the body's spiritual liquid to get rid of the impurities in the body, to get rid of its dross and to exercise the body. After body training, it is to practice qi, to observe qi with the mind, to think about qi, to gain qi, and to feel qi. This is the realm of qi training."

"Where is my apprenticeship and where is my family?"

The text message sent by the Taoist leader is a bit large, Chen Xiaofan thought, maybe the Taoist leader is an expert in the front area, their abilities have already surpassed the tenth floor and entered another realm?
"Master Daoist, I don't have any mastery. If I really want to talk about mastery, I should have graduated from Jiangcheng's 18-year compulsory education! Of course, no one has taught me the difference between realms. I should be in the realm of body training now."

"My family lives in Jiangcheng, District [-]. May I ask, which district do you live in?"

The Taoists who received the text message were dumbfounded. What is the 18th district, where is Jiangcheng, and what is Jiangcheng's [-]-year compulsory education?Could it be that something new happened in the upper immortal world? He reads the newspaper every day, so he shouldn't be out of date!
The Taoist priest is located in the northern boundary of the Upper Immortal Realm. This is the territory of the Northern Emperor. It has a vast land and rich resources. Although the border city where the Taoist priest is located is a small town, it is still famous in the northern boundary.

After thinking for a long time, the Taoist priest still told the truth.

"I'm in the northern boundary, southwest, in the border town by Taihe Lake. I live in Qinghua Street, Dongfu No. [-], Building [-], People's Community."

Chen Xiaofan:? ? ? ? ?

What a goddamn people's community, Daoist, are you out of your mind? What are you talking about, what is the northern border, what is the border town, what is the people's community.

Chen Xiaofan is completely stupid. There is a large map of the [-]th district on his wall, and some approximate city locations will be marked on it. There are border towns.

Could it be that the Taoist priest is bullying him?

"Daoist, I looked at the map. There is no Taihe Lake in District [-], let alone any border towns. Are you bluffing me?"

The Taoist priest over there is also looking for Chen Xiaofan's location. There is a location query function on the phone, and the phone can be free if you set up a plan on the mobile phone. The Taoist priest searched, District [-], Jiangcheng.

Blank.
In the Upper Immortal Realm, the power of the consortium is extremely powerful, almost the entire Upper Immortal Realm is under their coverage, Chen Xiaofan's realm is not high, it is impossible for him to be in those dangerous divine realms, and there is no mobile phone signal there.

The Taoist chief thought about it, and always felt that there was something weird about it.
Looking at the text message, Taoist thought for a long time, his eyes became strange, he seemed to think of a possibility, and typed the text message tremblingly.

"Brother, are you not in the Upper Immortal Realm?"

Chen Xiaofan:! ! !

"Upper Immortal Realm, what is it? I'm on Earth!"

Daoist Zhang:! ! !

"Earth! What ball?!"

The two were shocked at the same time, and they suddenly discovered that the other party was not in the same plane at all?
The Taoist priest searched frantically with his mobile phone: Earth?What the hell is that place, and why is there a place called Ball?
Chen Xiaofan is also stupid, where is the Upper Immortal Realm, is the Taoist priest an immortal?
Thinking of the past, my old age function can teleport things through the air, and the body quenching liquid obtained by the Taoist priest can activate the supernatural power, this... this...
Looking at his mobile phone and text messages, Chen Xiaofan was so excited beyond words.

I thought he was conspiring with a powerful supernatural being, but I didn't expect...I didn't expect...It was a fairy?
Is this still available?

The Taoist priest was also shocked. He thought it was his cousin, but it turned out not. He thought he was a villager, but it turned out not to be either.

He is not from the Upper Immortal Realm!

Is this still available?

"Daozhang! You are a fairy!! Awesome!"

"Brother, you are actually a person from another plane, amazing!"

The two looked at each other's information, and both showed gratified smiles, different planes, the same blow to each other!
That's right, we are all the way!

After knowing the identity of the other party, the two opened their hearts and communicated heartily. Chen Xiaofan was curious about the fairy world, and the Taoist priest was curious about Ruanmeibi.

After a heart-to-heart exchange, the two actually called each other brothers.

Daochang resolutely abandoned his cousin and became superficial brothers with Chen Xiaofan.

The two chatted at night by candlelight, Chen Xiaofan hid in the bed and watched the Taoist priest's text messages, and the Taoist priest sat on the bed and secretly replied.

Separated by different planes, both of them have a sense of pleasure of meeting old acquaintances in a foreign land
After Sun Dahai was beaten up by his mother, he dragged his exhausted body to Chen Xiaofan's room door. He wanted to see if he was resting, and talk to him about not cheating on his classmates.

As a result, when he came to the door, he heard Chen Xiaofan laugh like a barbell from time to time, he seemed extremely happy, Lao Sun peeked at Chen Xiaofan looking at his phone under the quilt, as if he was chatting about something.

Chen Xiaofan was found by him, and he also positioned himself as Chen Xiaofan's half parent.

Seeing him like this, Sun Dahai felt that this little brother is very problematic!
(End of this chapter)