Super Bad Luck System

Chapter 63 Funeral Company
"When did the system lie to you? Listen to me, you are right, this will be a turning point in your fate!"

Damn it, the funeral company will become a turning point in my fate, Zhang Yang thinks it's weird.

But since it was a job hand-picked by the system, Zhang Yang had no choice but to bite the bullet and take it.

"Hi, may I ask if you are still recruiting?" Zhang Yang asked with an embarrassed smile.

"Ha... delicious... have another serving..." The fat man was still sleeping soundly, his saliva soaked the entire table, and he didn't hear Zhang Yang's voice at all.

Zhang Yang's face sank, he took a deep breath, and shouted, "Brother!"

The fat man suddenly woke up from his sleep: "What's wrong! What's wrong?"

Damn, the recruiters are just like this. It's hard to imagine what his funeral company looks like.

"Ahem, may I ask if you are still recruiting people here? If you don't recruit, then I will leave!"

"Recruiting, of course recruiting!" Zhang Yang just wanted to run away, but when he heard the fat man's words, he turned back helplessly.

Damn, there are really fucking idiots applying for this job!
The fat man was also taken aback, but he wiped the table clean, smiled, and said, "I'm sorry, please fill out your resume first."

Zhang Yang nodded, took the resume from the fat man, and handed it to him after writing it.

Fatty Yang nodded: "So it's Mr. Zhang, um, why do you want to choose this job?"

"For ideal."

Zhang Yang didn't lie, his goal was to become a real broom star, and the system also said that this place would be a turning point in his destiny, so why did Zhang Yang choose this place not for his ideals? Could it be because of his hobby?

The fat man was ashamed, as expected, the people who would come here to apply for the job were extraordinary.

"Uh, well, our basic salary here is 2000 yuan plus commission, and weekends are off..."

Before the fat man finished speaking, Zhang Yang waved his hand and said helplessly, "Needless to say, I will do it."

It was the first time that the fat man saw such a straightforward person, and he was overjoyed.

"Well, you're qualified. If you want, you can join the job now." The fat man didn't ask any more questions. There are a few normal people who are willing to work in the funeral company. The questions just asked are just following the rules and procedures.

"Okay, so where is our company?" Zhang Yang didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, since the system clearly asked him to do it, even if he was asked to eat shit, he had to bite the bullet and eat it.

"Wait a mininute."

The fat man took out his mobile phone and pressed a few numbers. After a while, the call was connected.

"Zhuzi, I have a newcomer here who is about to join the job. Come here quickly and bring him over. Okay, hurry up!"

After hanging up the phone, the fat man chuckled and said, "Our company is not far from here. Just wait for five minutes, and our driver will be there soon."

Zhang Yang nodded helplessly, there was no other way but to wait.

15 minutes passed and the driver still hadn't arrived.

The fat man was sitting under the shed fanning himself so comfortably, but Zhang Yang was steaming hot from the sun under the scorching sun.

"Damn, didn't you say it was only 5 minutes, how long has it been?"

"Wait a minute, I'll ask you again..."

The new employee who finally got it can't let him just run away.The fat man quickly took out his cell phone and dialed the driver again.

"Zhuzi, did you fucking come to uncle, why don't you come?"

"Damn it, who the hell told you to drive...you just get out of here!"

The fat man hung up the phone angrily, and then apologized to Zhang Yang: "Mr. Zhang, wait a moment, the driver is stuck in traffic, and he will be there soon!"

Zhang Yang had nothing to say, wiped off his sweat, and waited angrily.

"Young man, you have to endure hardships to become a master!" the system said kindly.

"Eat your grandma's leg!"

Zhang Yang's patience is being melted bit by bit by the scorching sun.

Finally, 5 minutes later, there was a weird car horn not far away.

"Oh, he's here." The fat man said with a wry smile.

Zhang Yang raised his head feebly, his eye sockets opened instantly, his tiredness disappeared, and his chrysanthemum tensed instantly.

Damn, isn't this damn a hearse!
A hearse from Nuo Da passed through the crowd and slowly drove towards Lin Xiaotian.

The whole body of the hearse was pitch black, with many scratches on the body, and the thick smoke billowing from the exhaust holes made it look dilapidated.Rather than calling it a hearse, it would be more appropriate to call it a corpse transporter.

A hearse appeared in the busy city, which really attracted the attention of many people.

"I'm sorry, fat brother, there was a traffic jam on the road, and I wasted a little time!"

The driver hurriedly parked the car beside the recruitment booth, quickly got out of the car and walked up to the fat man, laughing.

Fatty Yao rolled his eyes at him, then turned his head and smiled at Lin Xiaotian: "Let me introduce you, this is our company's driver, Zhao Tiezhu."

Lin Xiaotian took a look at Zhao Tiezhu. He was of medium build, with simple clothes and a capable crew cut. When he smiled, his whole face was narrowed into a line. He was an ordinary person who couldn't be more ordinary.

"Hello, hello! What's the name of this gentleman?" Zhao Tiezhu smiled.

"Zhang Yang."

"Mr. Zhang, I'm very glad that you can join our funeral company!"

However, Zhang Yang was not happy at all, he even wondered if the system made him come to this ghost place as punishment for the previous incident.

"Hey! Driving around in a hearse in broad daylight, is it mournful or not? There's something wrong with you riding a horse!"

"That's right, the road is blocked for you, get out of here quickly! I'm still looking for a job!"

The hearse stopped in the middle of the road, causing dissatisfaction among others.

"Sorry, sorry, let's go now!" Zhao Tiezhu smiled awkwardly, opened the car door, and said, "I don't have time to say more, get in the car, and I will introduce our company to you slowly on the way."

Zhang Yang nodded, quickly stepped onto the hearse, and then the hearse drove away slowly amidst the curses of the crowd.

"Mr. Zhang, you are really discerning. You actually managed to find us in the vast crowd of funeral companies!" Zhao Tiezhu laughed while driving.

Heh, if the system hadn't forced him to come here, Zhang Yang wouldn't have come to this kind of place if he was killed.

"Are you the company's driver?" Zhang Yang asked casually.

"Well, yes, my name is Zhao Tiezhu. I'm 24 this year. From now on, you can call me Zhuzi." Zhao Tiezhu nodded. "The person in the recruiting office is Yao Dou, our deputy general manager. We all call him Fat Brother."

"How many employees does our company have now?"

"There are not many people." Wang Tiezhu smiled and said, "Our business is different from other businesses. We don't have so many customers, let alone repeat customers, so we don't need too many salesmen."

Zhang Yang had a general overview of the company, so he didn't need to ask any more questions. It was meaningless. Since it was a job assigned by the system, you also had to do it.

Seeing that Zhang Yang looked indifferent and was not talking, Wang Tiezhu smiled shyly and concentrated on driving.

Staring at the hot sun, they walked through the streets with heavy traffic. After 10 minutes, the two finally arrived at the funeral company.

"Here, it's here!" Wang Tiezhu said, pointing to a short building in front of him.

Opening the car door, Zhang Yang got out of the car slowly, looked up and saw the company, his jaw almost dropped in shock.

(End of this chapter)