Super Bad Luck System

Chapter 56 Hat Trick
"Be careful, that's the blue and white porcelain of the Tang Dynasty that I just got from the auction last month!" Xiao Zhan was shocked, it was the blue and white porcelain he snatched from more than a dozen competitors, and he had to be wiped many times by his servants every day. If it breaks, his little heart can't bear it at all.

A bodyguard reacted quickly, stopped immediately, and firmly caught the flying blue and white porcelain.

Xiao Zhan let out a long sigh of relief, and collapsed on the sofa.

"This move will work!"

Zhang Yang had an idea, and immediately picked up a small jade container and threw it at the bodyguard.

"That's my precious snuff bottle, it's from the Qing Dynasty!"

The bodyguard quickly put the blue and white porcelain aside, jumped like a Scottish shepherd dog, and firmly caught the snuff bottle.

Xiao Zhan slumped on the sofa again, feeling like his heart was about to jump out.

Afterwards, Zhang Yang didn't care about 21, and threw away whatever he caught.

"Be careful, that's an oil painting by the famous painter Xu Beihong!"

"Be careful, that's the shoulder pole used by martial arts master Huo Yuanjia!"

"Be careful, that's the chamber pot used by Empress Dowager Cixi!"

It has to be said that the two bodyguards were really accurate in picking up things one by one, and they caught every item that Zhang Yang threw.

But there are too many cultural relics, and they are discarded randomly. The two bodyguards in front of them are like jugglers. Their hands, feet, arms, shoulders, and even their faces are covered with all kinds of precious cultural relics. The two stand upright like a golden rooster In the middle of the corridor, there is simply no way to get out.

"Hmph, let's see how you two are pestering me now." Zhang Yang clapped his hands, smiled, turned and walked towards the door, only to find that the bodyguard named Dahai was still blocking the door.

"I said brother, this is really a misunderstanding, please let me go!"

"Don't let him run away, catch him!" Xiao Zhan flushed with anger, stood up with all his strength, grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it at Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang felt a chill behind him, and instinctively simmered down, the ashtray flew over Zhang Yang's scalp, and landed firmly on Hai Hai's nose.

"Wow!" Dahai screamed, and blood flowed profusely on his face.

"Brother, are you okay? If you get out of the way earlier, you won't have to suffer from this flesh and blood?"

"Damn it!" Da Hai entered a state of rage, his eyes were blood red, and he rushed towards Zhang Yang with baring teeth and claws.

Zhang Yang suddenly turned pale with fright. With his current level, he was no match for Hai Hai at all, so he had to retreat hastily.

Before, Uncle Xiao was holding the TV remote control and rushed towards him with strange screams, and then there was a violent beast that wanted to tear him apart. After thinking for a moment, Zhang Yang decided to repeat the old trick.

When he was less than one meter away from Uncle Xiao, Zhang Yang performed a hat-trick for the third time. Using the waxed floor, he leaned over and quickly turned over from under Father Xiao.

"Master be careful!"

As soon as Zhang Yan lowered her head, the face of the master suddenly appeared in front of the sea.Dahai's flushed face suddenly turned pale with fright.

He accidentally injured his master twice within an hour. If it gets out, it will definitely become the laughing stock of the bodyguard circle.

But the distance was already too close, and the sea used too much force, and it was too late to take it back. In despair, the sea closed its eyes in pain...

"Ah!" Xiao Zhan's only remaining good eye was also hit, screamed, and fell to the ground.

"The monkey steals the peach!" Seizing the opportunity of Dahai's stupefaction, Zhang Yang quickly got up and turned his head, and attacked Xiaohai with one blow!

"Aww!" A burst of unspeakable pain swept through his body, Dahai's expression twisted, he whimpered, and slowly fell to the ground.

"It's not small...but it's not so small compared to me." Zhang Yang glanced at the fallen sea and sighed involuntarily.

"My eyes, my eyes!" Xiao Zhan covered his eyes tightly, fell to the ground and wailed in pain.

"Uncle Xiao, I'll help you up!" Zhang Yang immediately ran to Xiao Zhan's side and helped him sit on the sofa.

Xiao Zhan slowly lowered his hands and exposed his eyes.

"Hold the grass!" Zhang Yang almost couldn't hold back the words.

Xiao Zhan's eyes are swollen and bruised. He looks like a giant panda in human form. It's not suitable for emoticons!
"Zhang Yang, you bastard, I will never let you go!"

"Uncle Xiao, don't move around, be careful not to hurt your eyes!" Zhang Yang patiently comforted Xiao Zhan's emotions.

"What happened?" Xiaoling, who had changed her clothes, came out of the room and was stunned when she saw the scene downstairs.

"Dad! What happened!" Xiaoling immediately rushed towards Xiao Zhan.

Zhang Yang glanced at Xiao Zhan, then at Xiaoling, and quickly waved his hands: "I didn't do it, it was him." Zhang Yang immediately pointed to Haidao lying on the ground.

"Oh, my God, my lord!" The housekeeper and servants also came out of the room. Seeing this scene, their faces turned pale with fright, and they quickly ran downstairs to take care of the lord.

After checking Xiao Zhan's eyes for a while, after making sure that there was nothing serious, Xiaoling said with a serious face, "Didn't you have a good talk just now, why did you start fighting?"

"Oh, it's all a misunderstanding. As soon as I said this, my uncle told someone to break my legs. I definitely can't just sit and wait for death. I didn't have to run, and then it became like this..."

"You little bastard, I can't spare you!" Although Xiao Zhan looks like a panda now, but when he is angry, his aura is really like a lion, but a blind lion.

"Brother Yang, let's go, I'll take care of it here, and I'll contact you later."

Seeing the servants on the side helping the two bodyguards remove the cultural relics one by one, Zhang Yang nodded, got up and walked in front of Xiao Zhan, and bowed solemnly: "Uncle Xiao, I caused you to suffer in vain today." I am deeply guilty of turning into a national treasure panda with two punches. If Uncle Xiao needs my help in the future, please feel free to ask. As long as I can do it, I will do my best, and I will leave!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Yang smiled wryly at Xiaoling, and ran away.

"Don't let him run away, stop him for me, I will break his leg!"

However, when the two bodyguards finally escaped, Zhang Yang had long since disappeared.

"I'll go, I've had a lot of luck and finally turned into this moth." Seeing that no one was chasing after him, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and wiped his sweat after listening.

"Now you know how terrifying the power of the unlucky system's backlash is!" The system laughed in his mind.

"Oh, but that's it, I'm still alive and kicking now." Zhang Yang was in a very happy mood for the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

(End of this chapter)