Super Bad Luck System
Chapter 214 What to Do If You Are Pregnant
Chapter 214 What to Do If You Are Pregnant
Sun Jun nodded, and patted his chest heavily: "Okay, no problem! But all my resources are stored on my computer at home, and I will send them to you when I go back at night."
Huang Xu frowned slightly: "Sun Jun, this is a major matter related to Brother Yang's reputation, don't be careless! If you make a mistake because of playing with women at night, Brother Yang's life will be ruined by you! "
"Damn, is it that exaggerated!" Zhang Yang couldn't help but glance at the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself.
"Brother Yang, don't worry, I will definitely not disappoint your trust. At worst, I will be wronged tonight and let my two side Fujin accompany me!" Sun Jun raised his right hand and made a cross on his chest with his left hand, solemnly promising road.
"Stinky boy, don't talk so tragically, it won't hurt your kidneys if you stop overnight!" Yao Dou laughed and poured cold water on Sun Jun.
Sun Jun snorted coldly: "Brother Fat, don't underestimate me, using 98K to describe my gun is really useless, I am a legendary artifact, Vulcan Gatling! The firepower is fierce, the ammunition is sufficient, if I can't find the target to shoot, I will die!"
"Fuck you, uncle, if you really are Vulcan Gatling, how can you sleep like this every day?"
Fang Tang mocked Sun Jun, and then everyone laughed.
After that, Huang Xu continued to explain the live broadcast and some of the tricks to Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang carefully wrote down what Huang Xu said.
Before I knew it, the afternoon passed.
After get off work, Zhang Yang bid farewell to everyone, and then returned to the store to continue instructing Xu Zhaoheng and other employees, until after dinner time, the store closed.
It was rare to have nothing else to do this evening, Zhang Yang rushed home as soon as possible, and prepared a sumptuous dinner for Sister Wang and Xiao Xi.
After she was full, Xiao Xi smacked her lips in satisfaction, then got up and walked behind Zhang Yang, hugging him tightly, her tender face stuck to Zhang Yang's stubble-covered side face.
"Brother Yang, how about the three of us going out to find a western restaurant with an elegant environment for dinner tomorrow night? Don't always work so hard to prepare dinner for us."
Since establishing a relationship with Zhang Yang, Xiao Xi has really let go of her behavior a lot.
"Stop it, I'm going to go to you two, I'm not going to be a light bulb!" Wang Ying snorted softly, and drew a clear line with the two of them.
He Xi rolled Wang Ying's eyes, and then lightly kissed Zhang Yang's side cheek: "Then the two of us, Brother Yang, do you think it's okay?"
Zhang Yang smiled faintly, held Xiao Xi's hand, and shook his head lightly: "I'm really sorry, Xiao Xi, I have something important to do tomorrow night, so I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you."
"Are you going to accompany that Xiao Ling, or that nurse in the hospital, or do you have another woman?" He Xi suddenly became extremely sensitive, pinching Zhang Yang's neck, and asked anxiously while shaking.
"Ahem... Don't get me wrong, I really have something important to do, and this matter concerns my reputation!" Zhang Yang was pinched by Xiao Xi, and he quickly explained.
"It's about your reputation. What's so serious? Is it dangerous? Do you need me to ask Section Chief Li to provide you with support?" He Xi was completely like a girl in love, and she was extremely worried about her other half. trends and safety.
"Don't worry, it's not dangerous at all, and there may be a little bit of danger... But no matter what, I can handle it by myself, so don't worry." Zhang Yang knew that He Xi also cared about his own performance, and explained patiently.
He Xi breathed a sigh of relief, leaned over and hugged Zhang Yang again: "That's good, but if you really encounter any danger, you must call me in time and I will take the police to provide you with support of!"
Wang Ying, who was sitting across from her, couldn't help feeling sick when she saw this: "I didn't eat much oil tonight, but I'm getting tired of the two of you! Since you two have such a good relationship, Xiao Xi, why don't you just sleep with Zhang Yang tonight?" !"
"Huh? I think it's a good idea!" Zhang Yang chuckled, then turned around and stared at He Xi leeringly.
"No!" He Xi flatly rejected the proposal.
"Why?" Zhang Yang and Wang Ying asked in unison.
He Xi blushed slightly, and said in a soft voice: "My mother told me that as long as I sleep with a man, I will get pregnant... I am not the wife of Brother Yang yet, how can I sleep with Brother Yang?" What if you are pregnant?"
Wang Ying immediately blushed, and smiled wryly, "Xiao Xi, if you simply sleep with a man, you won't get pregnant. How did you learn it in junior high school biology?"
He Xi frowned slightly: "Sister Wang, why is that?"
Wang Ying blushed immediately, curled her lips, turned her face to the side, and said embarrassingly, "I've never slept with a man before, how could I know... You can ask Zhang Yang, this pervert must know everything!"
"Brother Yang?" Xiao Ling turned her head to face Zhang Yang again, the desire for knowledge in her heart was completely written on her face.
"Ah? This..."
Zhang Yang suddenly blushed, how do you want me to explain this kind of thing to Xiao Xi, a little carelessness will lead to a direction that is not suitable for children!
"I said, Sister Wang, don't dig a hole for me, can you? You obviously started it. Why do you want me to explain it instead?" Zhang Yang frowned slightly and complained to Wang Ying.
"Hmph, Xiao Xi is your girlfriend, not mine, of course it's up to you to tell!" Wang Ying crossed her arms, crossed her legs, tilted her head to one side, and didn't care about Zhang Yang's current predicament at all.
"This..." Zhang Yang's complexion twisted, and he despised Wang Ying's behavior of dumping the pot in his heart.
"Brother Yang, tell me quickly, why did Sister Wang say that sleeping with a man would not necessarily lead to pregnancy?" He Xi kept shaking Zhang Yang's arm and asked.
A few drops of sweat oozed from Zhang Yang's forehead, he closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, and finally thought of a perfect perfunctory way.
"Xiao Xi, do you know the animal world voiced by Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang?" Zhang Yang asked with a smile.
"Yeah, I know." He Xi nodded innocently.
Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled and said, "Go and search for episodes about animals mating, preferably chimpanzee episodes, because they are the most similar to humans, and can show you more straightforwardly how men and women sleep together. to get pregnant."
Wang Ying immediately gave Zhang Yang a look of approval, this kid is quite flexible.
Zhang Yang noticed that Wang Ying was looking at him, and immediately gave a smirk, pointed at Wang Ying and said, "You can ask Sister Wang to watch it with you, and let him give you an on-site explanation, she is an expert in this field!"
"You fart!" Wang Ying blushed again, and shouted, "Who is an expert in this field! Don't talk nonsense, kid..."
"That's it!" Zhang Yang smiled, and immediately got up and ran back to the room: "I'm sleepy, so I won't chat with you, Miss Wang, Xiao Xi will leave it to you!"
After all, Zhang Yang ignored Wang Ying's criticism, and closed the door of the room neatly.
(End of this chapter)
Sun Jun nodded, and patted his chest heavily: "Okay, no problem! But all my resources are stored on my computer at home, and I will send them to you when I go back at night."
Huang Xu frowned slightly: "Sun Jun, this is a major matter related to Brother Yang's reputation, don't be careless! If you make a mistake because of playing with women at night, Brother Yang's life will be ruined by you! "
"Damn, is it that exaggerated!" Zhang Yang couldn't help but glance at the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself.
"Brother Yang, don't worry, I will definitely not disappoint your trust. At worst, I will be wronged tonight and let my two side Fujin accompany me!" Sun Jun raised his right hand and made a cross on his chest with his left hand, solemnly promising road.
"Stinky boy, don't talk so tragically, it won't hurt your kidneys if you stop overnight!" Yao Dou laughed and poured cold water on Sun Jun.
Sun Jun snorted coldly: "Brother Fat, don't underestimate me, using 98K to describe my gun is really useless, I am a legendary artifact, Vulcan Gatling! The firepower is fierce, the ammunition is sufficient, if I can't find the target to shoot, I will die!"
"Fuck you, uncle, if you really are Vulcan Gatling, how can you sleep like this every day?"
Fang Tang mocked Sun Jun, and then everyone laughed.
After that, Huang Xu continued to explain the live broadcast and some of the tricks to Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang carefully wrote down what Huang Xu said.
Before I knew it, the afternoon passed.
After get off work, Zhang Yang bid farewell to everyone, and then returned to the store to continue instructing Xu Zhaoheng and other employees, until after dinner time, the store closed.
It was rare to have nothing else to do this evening, Zhang Yang rushed home as soon as possible, and prepared a sumptuous dinner for Sister Wang and Xiao Xi.
After she was full, Xiao Xi smacked her lips in satisfaction, then got up and walked behind Zhang Yang, hugging him tightly, her tender face stuck to Zhang Yang's stubble-covered side face.
"Brother Yang, how about the three of us going out to find a western restaurant with an elegant environment for dinner tomorrow night? Don't always work so hard to prepare dinner for us."
Since establishing a relationship with Zhang Yang, Xiao Xi has really let go of her behavior a lot.
"Stop it, I'm going to go to you two, I'm not going to be a light bulb!" Wang Ying snorted softly, and drew a clear line with the two of them.
He Xi rolled Wang Ying's eyes, and then lightly kissed Zhang Yang's side cheek: "Then the two of us, Brother Yang, do you think it's okay?"
Zhang Yang smiled faintly, held Xiao Xi's hand, and shook his head lightly: "I'm really sorry, Xiao Xi, I have something important to do tomorrow night, so I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you."
"Are you going to accompany that Xiao Ling, or that nurse in the hospital, or do you have another woman?" He Xi suddenly became extremely sensitive, pinching Zhang Yang's neck, and asked anxiously while shaking.
"Ahem... Don't get me wrong, I really have something important to do, and this matter concerns my reputation!" Zhang Yang was pinched by Xiao Xi, and he quickly explained.
"It's about your reputation. What's so serious? Is it dangerous? Do you need me to ask Section Chief Li to provide you with support?" He Xi was completely like a girl in love, and she was extremely worried about her other half. trends and safety.
"Don't worry, it's not dangerous at all, and there may be a little bit of danger... But no matter what, I can handle it by myself, so don't worry." Zhang Yang knew that He Xi also cared about his own performance, and explained patiently.
He Xi breathed a sigh of relief, leaned over and hugged Zhang Yang again: "That's good, but if you really encounter any danger, you must call me in time and I will take the police to provide you with support of!"
Wang Ying, who was sitting across from her, couldn't help feeling sick when she saw this: "I didn't eat much oil tonight, but I'm getting tired of the two of you! Since you two have such a good relationship, Xiao Xi, why don't you just sleep with Zhang Yang tonight?" !"
"Huh? I think it's a good idea!" Zhang Yang chuckled, then turned around and stared at He Xi leeringly.
"No!" He Xi flatly rejected the proposal.
"Why?" Zhang Yang and Wang Ying asked in unison.
He Xi blushed slightly, and said in a soft voice: "My mother told me that as long as I sleep with a man, I will get pregnant... I am not the wife of Brother Yang yet, how can I sleep with Brother Yang?" What if you are pregnant?"
Wang Ying immediately blushed, and smiled wryly, "Xiao Xi, if you simply sleep with a man, you won't get pregnant. How did you learn it in junior high school biology?"
He Xi frowned slightly: "Sister Wang, why is that?"
Wang Ying blushed immediately, curled her lips, turned her face to the side, and said embarrassingly, "I've never slept with a man before, how could I know... You can ask Zhang Yang, this pervert must know everything!"
"Brother Yang?" Xiao Ling turned her head to face Zhang Yang again, the desire for knowledge in her heart was completely written on her face.
"Ah? This..."
Zhang Yang suddenly blushed, how do you want me to explain this kind of thing to Xiao Xi, a little carelessness will lead to a direction that is not suitable for children!
"I said, Sister Wang, don't dig a hole for me, can you? You obviously started it. Why do you want me to explain it instead?" Zhang Yang frowned slightly and complained to Wang Ying.
"Hmph, Xiao Xi is your girlfriend, not mine, of course it's up to you to tell!" Wang Ying crossed her arms, crossed her legs, tilted her head to one side, and didn't care about Zhang Yang's current predicament at all.
"This..." Zhang Yang's complexion twisted, and he despised Wang Ying's behavior of dumping the pot in his heart.
"Brother Yang, tell me quickly, why did Sister Wang say that sleeping with a man would not necessarily lead to pregnancy?" He Xi kept shaking Zhang Yang's arm and asked.
A few drops of sweat oozed from Zhang Yang's forehead, he closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, and finally thought of a perfect perfunctory way.
"Xiao Xi, do you know the animal world voiced by Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang?" Zhang Yang asked with a smile.
"Yeah, I know." He Xi nodded innocently.
Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled and said, "Go and search for episodes about animals mating, preferably chimpanzee episodes, because they are the most similar to humans, and can show you more straightforwardly how men and women sleep together. to get pregnant."
Wang Ying immediately gave Zhang Yang a look of approval, this kid is quite flexible.
Zhang Yang noticed that Wang Ying was looking at him, and immediately gave a smirk, pointed at Wang Ying and said, "You can ask Sister Wang to watch it with you, and let him give you an on-site explanation, she is an expert in this field!"
"You fart!" Wang Ying blushed again, and shouted, "Who is an expert in this field! Don't talk nonsense, kid..."
"That's it!" Zhang Yang smiled, and immediately got up and ran back to the room: "I'm sleepy, so I won't chat with you, Miss Wang, Xiao Xi will leave it to you!"
After all, Zhang Yang ignored Wang Ying's criticism, and closed the door of the room neatly.
(End of this chapter)
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