Super Bad Luck System

Chapter 210

Wow, looks like shit and tastes like shit too!

Wait, I have never eaten shit, how do I know what shit tastes like...

After only drinking half a cup, Chang Wei couldn't bear the strong taste of this non-donkey funeral cat shit coffee, it was too choking!

"Why did you stop? I'm deeply emotional. I'm bored. Keep going!" Zhang Yang smiled and continued to encourage.

"Mr. Zhang, this coffee tastes...a bit bitter, can I put some sugar?" Chang Wei tried not to spit out the coffee that had passed his throat, and forced a smile.

"No!" Zhang Yang rejected Chang Wei's request righteously: "This non-donkey funeral cat shit coffee is only without sugar in order to experience its original taste. If sugar is added, the sugar will be different from the coffee. Some substances undergo chemical reactions, which greatly reduces its taste and nutrition!"

"In addition, many experts in the world have also said that drinking non-donkey funeral cat feces coffee all the year round can prolong life, tonify the kidney and strengthen the yang, and it is more tonic than ginseng. You must seize this opportunity! "

After Zhang Yang said that, Chang Wei had no choice but to drink the last half of the glass.

"Mr. Zhang, the taste of this coffee is really, really good..." Chang Wei suppressed his embarrassment and tears, and tremblingly said such words against his will.

Zhang Yang nodded in satisfaction, and said with an excited expression: "As expected of a subordinate of a high-class person, his taste is better than that of ordinary people. Many customers said that the coffee tastes like shit. Today, I finally met a customer who knows the goods Already!"

"Damn it, it does taste like shit, I'm just ashamed to say it..."

Chang Wei hiccupped full of feces, then forced a laugh, and said goodbye to Zhang Yang: "Mr. Zhang, thank you for your hospitality, then I will go back first, and look forward to your visit tomorrow!"

After all, Chang Wei quickly ran out of the coffee shop, quickly found a corner where no one was paying attention, and kept scratching his throat.

As soon as Chang Wei went out, an employee of the back kitchen suddenly ran over to Zhang Yang, and said anxiously: "The store manager, it's not good, we were fooled!"

"What's going on?" Zhang Yang immediately turned around and asked.

"I just read the news and found out that this batch of cat feces is not non-donkey funeral bobtail cat feces at all, it is completely Huaxia rural cat feces, it is the cat feces that the group of unscrupulous traders bought farmers from Goudan Village, And then sold it to us, many cafes have been fooled!"

"Damn it!" Hearing the news, Zhang Yang slammed his fist on the dining table, and cursed angrily, "Hurry up and call the police! These bastards dare to deceive me, Zhang Yang, the majestic broom star, aren't you afraid that I will make them unlucky!"

"Shop manager, the news said that the police have arrested this group of people. They owed a huge amount of money because of gambling, so they cheated with the so-called cat poop coffee. I think our money should not be recovered. It's..."

Hearing what the employee said, Zhang Yang snorted coldly: "These bastards, let the police take a step ahead, it's really cheap for you... Throw all the rest of the cat poop coffee into the trash can for me, and immediately put it away. The menu has also been changed for me, and it will be served soon!"

"Yes, let's do it!"

At the same time, in the deserted alley next to Jiaojiaojian Restaurant.

"Damn it, I should vomit it up now, shit, breakfast is a damn thing!" Chang Wei wiped his mouth, his face turned purple, and he was a little dazed.

"However, as long as you can get things done well, it's worth it to suffer a little bit. Then you just have to wait for Brother Guang's reward."

"This Zhang Yang is quite vigilant and forced me to swear. Fortunately, I have no son, only a daughter. Hehe, I didn't tell a half-truth, that's because I didn't tell a single truth!"

After Chang Wei finished talking to himself, after confirming that he was not discovered by Zhang Yang, he immediately reported his results to Yang Guang, and then left the scene quickly.

……

Half an hour later, in Yang Guang's mansion.

"Brother Guang, what are you calling us to come to your house in such a hurry!" Zhou Xinyu yawned on the sofa in Yang Guang's room with a tired face.

"Yeah, I got a new crush yesterday, and I want to communicate with her during the day, so I'll get her done in the evening. You disrupted my plan all of a sudden." Dong Yang's mood was also a little bit Some dissatisfied, complained.

"Hmph, knowing how to pick up a girl all day long, it's really a young man who doesn't know how to be a girl, and an old man who looks at Bi and tears!" On the other side, Song Huaiming, Song Jie's son, gave Dong Yang a contemptuous look, with disdain on his face.

"Song Shao, life is short, so we have to enjoy ourselves in time. If you want to live like a monk, that's your choice. If you want to die in a woman's belly, that's my freedom." Dong Yang didn't care about Song Huaiming at all. The sarcasm in the words, on the contrary, simply launched a counterattack.

"Okay, stop arguing." Yang Guang smiled lightly, motioned for the four Dong Yang who were sitting on the sofa to come over, and pointed to the computer: "This is the good thing I told you!"

After all, Yang Guang clicked the play button, and Zhang Yang's ridiculous advertisements appeared on the screen immediately.

"Damn it, those damn hot eyes!" Zhou Xinyu curled his lips immediately, feeling completely drowsy.

"Don't tell me, Zhang Yang looks pretty good in women's clothing, if he didn't have that thick leg hair..." Dong Yang glanced at the corner of his mouth, nodded, his eyes were shining strangely.

"Hey, it looks like he's good at acting, and his performance is very natural. It just so happens that a film I'm going to start shooting recently lacks a supporting role, so I think his image is very suitable for this supporting role." Sun Yanchen's son, Sun Yifan, watched it seriously. A few publicity videos made such a comment from the bottom of my heart.

"Young Master Song, what do you think?" Yang Guang chuckled, then turned around and asked Song Huaiming who stood silently at the back.

"Hmph, boring." Song Huaiming snorted softly, not interested in continuing to watch the next video, turned around and walked to the bookcase next to Yang Guang's bed, took out a comic and read it silently.

"Brother Guang, don't worry about him. Young Master Song is just a nerd. He is only interested in medicine and dead people. He is not blessed to enjoy the fun that ordinary people like us can experience." Dong Yang glanced at Song Huaiming , chuckled, and shook his head.

Yang Guang nodded, and simply ignored Song Huaiming. After watching these videos, Yang Guang turned around and asked everyone for their opinions: "What do you think of these videos?"

Zhou Xinyu rubbed his chin, and said solemnly: "I have never seen such a strange man in my age, this Yang is really interesting!"

"His women's clothing is really eye-catching. If I have a chance in the future, maybe I will go to the comic exhibition with him, of course, the premise is that he has to shave his legs." Dong Yang smacked his lips, as if he was still impressed by the sanitary napkin advertisement Some ideas are still unfinished.

The corner of Yang Guang's mouth twitched immediately, he gave Dong Yang a blank look, and then turned to Sun Yifan: "Young Master Sun, what do you mean?"

(End of this chapter)