Super Bad Luck System
Chapter 209 Non-Donkey Funeral Cat Shit Coffee
Chapter 209 Non-Donkey Funeral Cat Shit Coffee
"Ah? Oh..." Awei nodded embarrassingly, and casually ordered a cup of coffee from the menu.
"Okay, please wait a moment!"
Zhang Yang smiled faintly, and was about to turn around to prepare, but unexpectedly, Awei stopped him.
"Mr. Zhang, please wait a moment, actually I..."
"So anxious, okay, okay, sir, please take out your phone!"
Zhang Yang smiled slightly, turned around and walked to Awei's side, squatted down halfway, and assumed the pose of scissorhands, ready to take a photo with Zhang Yang.
"Mr. Zhang, you misunderstood me. I am not here to spend money. In fact, I am entrusted by Young Master Yang Guang to invite you to the party he will hold at eight o'clock tomorrow night!"
Zhang Yang's enthusiastic actions made A Wei feel a little unresponsive for a while, and he forgot all the lines he had prepared in advance.
As soon as he heard that Yang Guang sent him, Zhang Yang's face suddenly became gloomy, and the scissors hand turned into a fist, and hit the table directly, making a muffled "bang".
"Go back and tell Yang Guang that I don't want to cause trouble, and I don't intend to confront him, but if he keeps pestering me, then please don't blame me for not caring about Uncle Xiao and his father's face!"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Yang turned to the side and waved his hand: "Please, walk slowly!"
Seeing that he came up, Awei was turned away, and quickly got up and begged: "Mr. Zhang, please don't misunderstand, our young master really knew his mistake, and I very much hope that you can come to this party and reconcile with him. "
"And not only you, the young master also invited many rich sons and daughters to this party. You can take this opportunity to make more friends and expand your network!"
Zhang Yang snorted coldly, with distrust written all over his face: "Although I haven't met Yang Guang many times, I can feel that this guy is a person who will take revenge. I think he must take this opportunity to treat me well." ,Right!"
Awei didn't expect Zhang Yang to see through the young master's idea so quickly, and it turned out that his way of appearing on the stage was wrong, and his first impression was not good, which led to his distrust of himself!
But Ah Wei thought, the young master has given him a death order, no matter what, he must invite Zhang Yang over, otherwise he will have to look good on himself, if he can't complete the task, he will definitely be in trouble.
Seeing Chang Wei's sincere face, Zhang Yang couldn't help hesitating.
Speaking of which, I don't have any deep hatred with this Yang Guang, and seeing his father Yang Junhua's angry appearance last night, he must have taught him a lot when he went home. Maybe he really wanted to make peace with himself for the sake of his father and Uncle Xiao. Not necessarily good?
Zhang Yang frowned slightly, and asked, "You really didn't lie to me?"
"What I said was not half a lie!" Chang Wei still had a serious expression on his face.
Zhang Yang pondered for a moment, then nodded, and smiled faintly: "Okay, since Mr. Yang really wants to reconcile with me, then I will definitely give him face, go back and tell him, I will definitely attend the appointment on time!"
Chang Wei was overjoyed immediately: "On behalf of our young master, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you! This is the address of our young master's home, please keep it safe!"
After all, Chang Wei took out a note from his pocket and handed it to Zhang Yang.
"In addition, please inform Miss Xiao and ask her to go to the appointment together. He said that the relationship between the Yang family and the Xiao family has always been good, and he and Miss Xiao had some misunderstandings because of the previous incident, so he wanted to take this opportunity , improve the relationship between the two of you! Young Master, he is afraid that Miss Xiao will not give him this face, so I ask you to do him this favor!"
"Yes, that's no problem." Zhang Yang nodded briskly, he was still willing to sell this favor.
"Thank you very much, Mr. Zhang!" Chang Wei bowed to Zhang Yang excitedly: "Then you are busy first, and I will go back and report to the young master."
After all, Chang Wei turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait!"
Chang Wei just took two steps when he was suddenly stopped by Zhang Yang from behind.
"It's broken, did he find out that what I said was false?" Chang Wei couldn't help being startled, and cold sweat broke out on his back.
"Mr. Chang!" Zhang Yang smiled slightly, and patted Chang Wei's shoulder from behind: "You haven't had the cat poop coffee you ordered yet, why are you in such a hurry to leave, let's leave after drinking, this cup is my treat for you! "
Chang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was because of this that it almost didn't scare me to death...
Wait, cat poop coffee?What is this thing!I just ordered this thing?
"Mr. Chang, you really have a vision. This is the latest non-donkey funeral cat excrement coffee launched by our store. It uses authentic non-donkey funeral bobtail cat feces as raw material. It has a strong taste and a unique taste. It is the first choice for high-end people!"
Zhang Yang chuckled and continued: "The non-donkey funeral bobtail cat is small in size, eats a small amount, defecates very little, and has a short lifespan, so its feces output is very low and the price is very expensive, so this cup is a It costs 290 eight yuan, but for your young master's sake, this cup will be considered as a gift from me, don't waste it!"
Chang Wei frowned, high-end people drink this stuff?Rich people are so heavy taste it!
When Chang Wei heard the name of this coffee, Chang Wei refused in his heart, but since he has reached this point smoothly, if he offends Zhang Yang because of this trivial matter and makes all his previous efforts go to waste, then the gain will outweigh the loss.
Chang Wei gritted his teeth and turned his head with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, you are so generous, I am so touched!"
Zhang Yang shook his head lightly, took the steaming cup of cat poop coffee from the waiter, and handed it to Chang Wei.
"Drink it while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold!"
Chang Wei took the cup of cat poop coffee from Zhang Yang's hand with a smile, but when he saw the coffee, Chang Wei's smile froze immediately.
Nima, it’s cat poop coffee, why does this coffee really look like poop? If you add a few more beans, it will be exactly the same as the poop I sprayed when I have diarrhea!
Looking at the shit-yellow coffee, Chang Wei had mixed feelings in his heart.
"Why, you don't like it?" Zhang Yang's expression turned gloomy when he saw Chang Wei's resistance.
"I like it! I like it very much! How could I not like it!" Seeing Zhang Yang's expression was a little displeased, Chang Wei quickly said something against his will to please Zhang Yang.
Damn, a man can bend and stretch, isn't it just a cup of shit like... cat shit coffee, can it be harder than drinking Chinese medicine!
Chang Wei swallowed secretly, gritted his teeth, and poured down the scalding coffee.
(End of this chapter)
"Ah? Oh..." Awei nodded embarrassingly, and casually ordered a cup of coffee from the menu.
"Okay, please wait a moment!"
Zhang Yang smiled faintly, and was about to turn around to prepare, but unexpectedly, Awei stopped him.
"Mr. Zhang, please wait a moment, actually I..."
"So anxious, okay, okay, sir, please take out your phone!"
Zhang Yang smiled slightly, turned around and walked to Awei's side, squatted down halfway, and assumed the pose of scissorhands, ready to take a photo with Zhang Yang.
"Mr. Zhang, you misunderstood me. I am not here to spend money. In fact, I am entrusted by Young Master Yang Guang to invite you to the party he will hold at eight o'clock tomorrow night!"
Zhang Yang's enthusiastic actions made A Wei feel a little unresponsive for a while, and he forgot all the lines he had prepared in advance.
As soon as he heard that Yang Guang sent him, Zhang Yang's face suddenly became gloomy, and the scissors hand turned into a fist, and hit the table directly, making a muffled "bang".
"Go back and tell Yang Guang that I don't want to cause trouble, and I don't intend to confront him, but if he keeps pestering me, then please don't blame me for not caring about Uncle Xiao and his father's face!"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Yang turned to the side and waved his hand: "Please, walk slowly!"
Seeing that he came up, Awei was turned away, and quickly got up and begged: "Mr. Zhang, please don't misunderstand, our young master really knew his mistake, and I very much hope that you can come to this party and reconcile with him. "
"And not only you, the young master also invited many rich sons and daughters to this party. You can take this opportunity to make more friends and expand your network!"
Zhang Yang snorted coldly, with distrust written all over his face: "Although I haven't met Yang Guang many times, I can feel that this guy is a person who will take revenge. I think he must take this opportunity to treat me well." ,Right!"
Awei didn't expect Zhang Yang to see through the young master's idea so quickly, and it turned out that his way of appearing on the stage was wrong, and his first impression was not good, which led to his distrust of himself!
But Ah Wei thought, the young master has given him a death order, no matter what, he must invite Zhang Yang over, otherwise he will have to look good on himself, if he can't complete the task, he will definitely be in trouble.
Seeing Chang Wei's sincere face, Zhang Yang couldn't help hesitating.
Speaking of which, I don't have any deep hatred with this Yang Guang, and seeing his father Yang Junhua's angry appearance last night, he must have taught him a lot when he went home. Maybe he really wanted to make peace with himself for the sake of his father and Uncle Xiao. Not necessarily good?
Zhang Yang frowned slightly, and asked, "You really didn't lie to me?"
"What I said was not half a lie!" Chang Wei still had a serious expression on his face.
Zhang Yang pondered for a moment, then nodded, and smiled faintly: "Okay, since Mr. Yang really wants to reconcile with me, then I will definitely give him face, go back and tell him, I will definitely attend the appointment on time!"
Chang Wei was overjoyed immediately: "On behalf of our young master, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you! This is the address of our young master's home, please keep it safe!"
After all, Chang Wei took out a note from his pocket and handed it to Zhang Yang.
"In addition, please inform Miss Xiao and ask her to go to the appointment together. He said that the relationship between the Yang family and the Xiao family has always been good, and he and Miss Xiao had some misunderstandings because of the previous incident, so he wanted to take this opportunity , improve the relationship between the two of you! Young Master, he is afraid that Miss Xiao will not give him this face, so I ask you to do him this favor!"
"Yes, that's no problem." Zhang Yang nodded briskly, he was still willing to sell this favor.
"Thank you very much, Mr. Zhang!" Chang Wei bowed to Zhang Yang excitedly: "Then you are busy first, and I will go back and report to the young master."
After all, Chang Wei turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait!"
Chang Wei just took two steps when he was suddenly stopped by Zhang Yang from behind.
"It's broken, did he find out that what I said was false?" Chang Wei couldn't help being startled, and cold sweat broke out on his back.
"Mr. Chang!" Zhang Yang smiled slightly, and patted Chang Wei's shoulder from behind: "You haven't had the cat poop coffee you ordered yet, why are you in such a hurry to leave, let's leave after drinking, this cup is my treat for you! "
Chang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was because of this that it almost didn't scare me to death...
Wait, cat poop coffee?What is this thing!I just ordered this thing?
"Mr. Chang, you really have a vision. This is the latest non-donkey funeral cat excrement coffee launched by our store. It uses authentic non-donkey funeral bobtail cat feces as raw material. It has a strong taste and a unique taste. It is the first choice for high-end people!"
Zhang Yang chuckled and continued: "The non-donkey funeral bobtail cat is small in size, eats a small amount, defecates very little, and has a short lifespan, so its feces output is very low and the price is very expensive, so this cup is a It costs 290 eight yuan, but for your young master's sake, this cup will be considered as a gift from me, don't waste it!"
Chang Wei frowned, high-end people drink this stuff?Rich people are so heavy taste it!
When Chang Wei heard the name of this coffee, Chang Wei refused in his heart, but since he has reached this point smoothly, if he offends Zhang Yang because of this trivial matter and makes all his previous efforts go to waste, then the gain will outweigh the loss.
Chang Wei gritted his teeth and turned his head with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, you are so generous, I am so touched!"
Zhang Yang shook his head lightly, took the steaming cup of cat poop coffee from the waiter, and handed it to Chang Wei.
"Drink it while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold!"
Chang Wei took the cup of cat poop coffee from Zhang Yang's hand with a smile, but when he saw the coffee, Chang Wei's smile froze immediately.
Nima, it’s cat poop coffee, why does this coffee really look like poop? If you add a few more beans, it will be exactly the same as the poop I sprayed when I have diarrhea!
Looking at the shit-yellow coffee, Chang Wei had mixed feelings in his heart.
"Why, you don't like it?" Zhang Yang's expression turned gloomy when he saw Chang Wei's resistance.
"I like it! I like it very much! How could I not like it!" Seeing Zhang Yang's expression was a little displeased, Chang Wei quickly said something against his will to please Zhang Yang.
Damn, a man can bend and stretch, isn't it just a cup of shit like... cat shit coffee, can it be harder than drinking Chinese medicine!
Chang Wei swallowed secretly, gritted his teeth, and poured down the scalding coffee.
(End of this chapter)
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