My Three Realms Red Envelope Group

Chapter 860 The smell of gunpowder in the group is a bit strong
Tieguai Li: "Haha, is it finally my turn to be the king of luck?"

Lu Dongbin: "Congratulations, boss."

Lan Caihe: "Sit and wait for the boss' red envelope."

He Xiangu: "Wait for the boss's red envelope +1"

Uncle Cao Guo: "Wait for the boss's red envelope +1"

Han Xiangzi: "Wait for the boss red envelope +1"

Zhang Guolao: "Wait for the boss's red envelope +1"

Han Zhongli: "Wait for the boss's red envelope +1"

Tieguai Li: "Don't talk too much, let's go with the red envelope!"

"Ding! Lan Caihe has grabbed three pill recipes!"

"Ding! Lu Dongbin grabbed a prescription for pills."

"Ding! The group leader grabbed a piece of Danfang and a piece of dog skin plaster."

"Ding! Qinglong Arhat grabbed a piece of dog skin plaster."

"Ding! The Barefoot Immortal has grabbed a prescription for pills."

"Ding! Lan Caihe is the king of luck, and the king of luck will continue to give out red envelopes."

Lan Caihe: "Huh? What day is it today, do you take turns being the luck king?"

Zhang Guolao: "I'm getting old, I didn't get anything!" with a frantic expression.

Lan Caihe: "How about I give you a Dan recipe?"

Zhang Guolao: "It's just a heartbeat to play, so it's boring to give it to me!"

He Xiangu: "Guo is old and wise."

Barefoot Immortal: "I don't know what Lan Caihe will say?"

Lan Caihe: "You'll know when you grab it!"

Lu Dongbin: "My sixth brother is good at making wine, I guess it should be a bar!"

Among the Eight Immortals, Lan Caihe ranked sixth.

Lan Caihe: "Haha, the one who knows me is the real Chunyang!"

Sun Wukong: "I have heard for a long time that Lancai and self-brewed blue wine are unparalleled in the world. I don't know who is better than the wine saint Du Kang?"

Jade Emperor: "You monkey head, come out to make trouble again!"

Sun Wukong: "Old Jade Emperor, what do you know? Old Sun is just curious, why did he make trouble?"

An eye-rolling look.

Wine Saint Dukang: "This old man brews baijiu, and Lancaihe brews fruit wine. There is no comparison, but this old man is looking forward to grabbing a glass."

Tathagata Buddha: "Amitabha, monks don't drink alcohol and meat, this time this Buddha will not snatch it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The Buddha is magnanimous."

Lan Caihe: "If you don't grab it, don't grab it. What does it have to do with Dadu? You Buddhists are really hypocritical. You don't forget to put gold on your face anytime, anywhere!"

As soon as this remark came out, the group suddenly became cold, and no one spoke for a long time.

Chen Xin was surprised for a while, Lan Caihe was indeed the Eight Immortals, but his status should be much different from Guanyin Bodhisattva, and even far from Tathagata Buddha, how could he have the guts to hate these two?

After a long time, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva issued a "Amitabha Buddha", and there was no more words.

The group became cold again. Although she couldn't see anything, Chen Xin seemed to smell a vague smell of gunpowder. Unaware of the Ming Dynasty, she laughed and said:

"Lan Caihe, didn't you say to give out red envelopes, why is there no movement?"

Tieguai Li took the opportunity to say: "Yes, Caihe, hurry up and give out red envelopes!"

Lan Caihe: "The red envelopes will naturally be given out, and they are being prepared."

At this time, Jade Rabbit Jing suddenly interjected: "Group leader, group leader, can little rabbit bring two more people in? Brother Wu Gang from Moon Palace and his sister Qingnv have long wanted to join the group!"

Chen Xin: "Of course, the more people there are, the more lively it is, and other people can attract people."

Jade Rabbit Spirit: "Hehe, I know the group leader is the best!"

Heavenly King Tota: "So, this king will bring my other two sons into the group. The group leader won't object, right?"

Chen Xin: "Of course, the more the better."

Erlang Shen: "Since the group leader said so, then I will also bring Xiao Tiangou in."

Chen Xin: "Yes."

"Ding! Wu Gang joined the group chat."

"Ding! The young girl joins the group chat."

"Ding! Jin Zha joins the group chat."

"Ding! Mu Zha joins the group chat."

"Ding! Roaring Dog joins the group chat."

As soon as Wu Gang entered the group, he yelled anxiously: "Red envelopes, where are the red envelopes? Hurry up and give out the red envelopes. After I grab the red envelopes, I have to go back and continue cutting down trees, or that damn osmanthus tree will break the sky!"

Jade Rabbit Spirit: "Hey, Brother Wu Gang is so pitiful!"

Qingnu: "This is my brother's doom, no one can replace him, otherwise I am willing to suffer for him."

Fairy Chang'e: "Green girl, Jade Rabbit, speak carefully."

Monkey King: "What are you afraid of, just say what you have to say, the leader of the group is the biggest, no one dares to do anything to you!"

Fairy Chang'e didn't answer, but Wu Gang sneered and said:
"Then what about out of the group? Don't forget, the golden hoop on your head!"

Sun Wukong: "...Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, the old grandson will stop talking, okay!"

Jade Emperor: "Ahem!"

Monkey King: "Cough what, do you still have a cold?"

The Jade Emperor: "Ahem! Ahem..."

Monkey King: "Do you really have a cold?"

A questioning look.

The group was inexplicably cold, at this time the administrator Xiaobing came out to break the embarrassment and said, "Where is Lan Caihe? Could it be that he ran away?"

Lan Caihe: "No, how could I run away? I was just watching the screen and didn't speak."

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go with the red envelope."

Lan Caihe: "Here we come, get ready!"

"Ding! Lu Dongbin grabbed a jug of blue wine."

"Ding! The group leader grabbed two jars of blue wine."

"Ding! The Roaring Dog snatched three jars of blue wine."

"Ding! Immortal Zhenyuan grabbed a jar of blue wine."

"Ding! The young girl grabbed a jar of blue wine."

"Ding! Wine Saint Dukang grabbed a jar of blue wine..."

"Ding! Xiao Tiangou is the king of luck, and the king of luck will continue to give out red envelopes."

Wu Gang: "Oh my god! What kind of luck is this? I didn't get it. It's not as good as a dog!"

Xiao Tiangou: "Wow! I am a Tengu!"

Wu Gang: "Anyway, it's still a dog! Stop talking, I'm sad, go back and continue cutting trees!"

Qingnu: "Brother, go slowly, I will send you this altar."

Wu Gang: "Forget it, the name is for women to drink, you can keep it for yourself!"

Jade Rabbit Spirit: "Sister Qingnv, I didn't grab it, so share it with me!"

Qing Nu: "Okay, call Sister Chang'e, let's go together, anyway, since the Moon Palace is so big, we are the only ones who depend on each other."

Jade Rabbit Spirit: "Yeah."

Jade Emperor: "Ahem!"

Sun Wukong: "Go back to rest when you catch a cold, drink more hot water and less water."

Jade Emperor: "..."

roll your eyes / roll your eyes / roll your eyes

Bull Demon King: "Be careful that some gods become angry with embarrassment."

Sun Wukong: "Haha, I am open-minded, don't blame the Jade Emperor!"

The Jade Emperor: "Hmph! How can I rule the Three Realms if I have the same knowledge as you?"

Sun Wukong sneered and changed the subject: "Where is the king of luck? Continue to give out red envelopes!"

Zhu Bajie: "The king of luck sends red envelopes!"

Nezha: "Erlang God, where is Xiaotiangou?"

Erlang Shen: "It was still there just now...I'll go, where is Xiaotiangou?"

Red Boy: "Father of the group owner, I want to report that Xiao Tiangou has escaped?"

Jin Zha: "It really is an unreliable dog!"

Mu Zha: "God Erlang, take care of your dog!"

Erlang Shen: "It's too embarrassing, I'll chase him back!"

Nezha: "You won't be peeing, will you?"

Erlang God: "How can this true gentleman be that kind of god!"

Nezha: "Hehe!"

Erlangshen: "How dare you underestimate this True Monarch?"

Nezha: "Hehe!"

Erlang Shen: "I'm angry!"

Nezha: "Hehe!"

Erlang Shen: "I'm so angry!"

Nezha: "Hehe!"

Erlang Shen: "Can you try again?"

Nezha: "Hehe!"

Erlangshen: "Wow, at noon tomorrow, the decisive battle at Nantianmen, how dare you?"

Nezha: "Hehe!"

(End of this chapter)