My Three Realms Red Envelope Group

Chapter 793 What the hell is a glass of river water?
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Clairvoyance: "Jade Emperor, I sleep with one eye open, I don't dare to slack off in the slightest, but I... really didn't notice it!"

Shunfeng Er: "The Jade Emperor, and the subject too, open their ears day and night, and have dark circles under their eyes!"

Gods: "Pfft! You listened, what's the matter with dark circles under your eyes?"

The Jade Emperor: "Okay, I don't mean to blame you, I just do my duty faithfully in the future."

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Chen Xin reminded: "This beef noodle restaurant has another special feature. Each person can only buy one bowl at a time, so I only got two bowls. You should be prepared!"

Jade Rabbit Jing: "There are only two bowls? I guess this baby won't be able to grab them again!"

Crying emoticon.

Erlangshen: "Say it in advance, don't be caught cheating by the true king, or I will let the dog bite people!"

Hundred-eyed Demon Lord: "This Demon Lord has always kept himself clean and never cheated!"

Bull Demon King: "This Demon King doesn't eat beef!"

Qingniujing: "Don't eat beef +1!"

Niutou: "Don't eat beef +2!"

Zhu Bajie: "Report, the big brother said just now that he is going to use 72 transformation!"

Monkey King: "You pig brain, do you want to die?"

"Ding! Zhu Bajie snatched a bowl of Wangqing Beef Noodles!"

"Ding! The Seven Fairies grabbed a bowl of Wangqing Beef Noodles!"

"Ding! Zhu Bajie is the king of luck, and the king of luck will continue to give out red envelopes!"

Sun Wukong: "I'll go! Bajie, how fast are you?!"

Zhu Bajie: "You distract yourself, blame me!"

Seventh Fairy: "You need to concentrate on grabbing red envelopes, Marshal Canopy is right!"

Sixth Fairy: "Sister, the Wangqing Beef Noodles are delicious... hey, don't go!"

Five fairies: "Good things should be shared, we are good sisters, aren't we?"

Four fairies: "Good sister +1!"

Three fairies: "Good sister +2!"

Second Fairy: "Good sister +3!"

Big Fairy: "Good sister +4!"

Seventh Fairy: "That won't work either, there's only one bowl!"

Fairy one two three four five six:
"My sister is thinking too much, we just want you to share your impression after eating..."

Seventh Fairy: "What an aftertaste! Then I said while eating, I ate this Wangqing Beef Noodles..."

Fairy one two three four five six:
"Sister, why didn't you say anything?"

Seventh Fairy: "It seems that there are thousands of words stuck in my chest, but I can't say them. I don't know how to express them in words! Blue thin mushroom!"

Zhu Bajie: "Me too!"

Gods: "You pighead, can you stop following me?"

Zhu Bajie: "Hmph!"

At this time, Chen Xin had an idea, and quickly downloaded the song "Wangqing Beef Noodles" and shared it in the group, and the singing full of vicissitudes suddenly rang out.

"I can pretend I don't care and leave
To the place without you I will collapse again

From nothing to say to nothing to say

what happened between us

I brew a cup of bitters in your name

Drunk willing will also cry willingly

Thank you for making me love and hurt

I won't bother you anymore
The boss brought me a bowl of Wangqing Beef Noodles

Don't let go of tears, don't let go of pain, let go of Wangqing soup

I want to forget all the taste of you

From now on, love and hate will flutter at will
The boss brought me a bowl of Wangqing Beef Noodles

drink memories swallow lonely tears so salty

Tears run down the cheeks and flow into the ears

I want to forget the hurt in my memory..."

With the singing, the group fell silent, and everyone fell into silence.

The Seventh Fairy sighed faintly: "I miss Dong Lang, somehow, I suddenly remembered the days when I was in love with Dong Lang, I want to go back to the world..."

Tearful emoticon.

Zhu Bajie: "I miss Sister Chang'e, and Miss Gao..."

Fairy Chang'e: "Fat pig, you actually compare me with a mortal woman?"

"No! Why do you miss me?"

Angry look.

Zhu Bajie: "I can't help it, sister!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Eight precepts, don't forget that sex is the first precept!"

Zhu Bajie: "Bodhisattva, you can't forget even if you forget, and you can't love even if you love. It's so uncomfortable!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Amitabha, how can you become a Buddha like this?"

Zhu Bajie: "My old pig has no big ambitions, I just want to become a normal person and not be despised by Sister Chang'e anymore!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Just mention me one more time, I swear that I will hunt and kill you for thirty thousand miles!"

Administrator Xiaobing: "Ding! Just a reminder, Zhu Bajie is the king of luck, and the king of luck sends red envelopes!"

Zhu Bajie: "It's all in one bowl, why should it be me?"

Xiaobing: "You just say whether to post it or not?"

Nezha: "Administrator, it is recommended to ban talking for one day!"

Red Boy: "One day is enough, at least one month!"

Xiaobing: "See, the voice of the group friends!"

Zhu Bajie: "Send it, can I send it?"

Monkey King: "Idiot, what can you say?"

Zhu Bajie: "Don't worry about it, just post it anyway!"

Sun Wukong: "You idiot, you will definitely not be able to send out any good things, the old grandson will not snatch it!"

Monk Sha: "Second senior brother has nothing but the rake, and I won't snatch it either!"

White Dragon Horse: "Don't grab it!"

Spider spirit one two three four five six seven: "The dead fat pig is dirty, don't snatch it!"

Erlangshen: "Don't grab it, don't grab it, it will be ridiculous if you become the king of luck!"

The Jade Emperor: "What my nephew said was true, I almost fell for it!"

Zhu Bajie: "Anyway, I posted it, it's up to you whether to grab it or not!"

"Ding! The group leader snatched Zhu Bajie's red envelope!"

Queen Mother: "What did the group leader grab?"

Sun Wukong: "Let me guess, maybe it's pig hair again?"

Bai Longma: "Second Senior Brother sneaked out yesterday, will he steal Fairy Chang'e's belly again..."

Fairy Chang'e: "Little Bailong, don't you want to mess around anymore?"

Chen Xin: "It's not pig hair, it's not a bellyband, it's a glass of river water..."

Zhu Bajie: "Ahem... I bought something as a souvenir when I was passing through Daughter's Country. I don't have much to post, so let's make do with it!"

"Pfft!"

The group immediately cheered up.

Jade Rabbit Jing: "Wow Kaka, is the group leader going to get pregnant?"

Fairy Chang'e: "The little rabbit can't hold back... Well, the group leader can't drink, right?"

Bull Demon King: "Moo! I hope to give birth to a small group leader! Hahaha!"

Red Boy: "Hey, then don't I have a younger brother?"

Nezha: "Haha, finally someone is younger than me!"

Chen Xin's face was covered with black lines, and he was thinking about how to deal with it when he suddenly heard Taibai Jinxing say,
"Everyone, February [-]th is the birthday of Taishang Laojun, how do you arrange it?"

Heavenly King Tota: "That goes without saying, of course it's a generous gift!"

Taibai Jinxing: "I don't know what gift you gave?"

King Tota: "Send a magic weapon?"

Taibai Jinxing: "Taishang Laojun is the head of the Sanqing, and there are countless magic weapons."

King Tota: "Then send a panacea?"

Taibai Jinxing: "I'll give you a look to experience it yourself!"

King Tota: "Ah..."

Blinded expression.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva: "Heavenly King, do you think Laojun will be short of panacea?"

King Tota: "That's right! So what are you giving?"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva: "The poor monk doesn't know."

Niutou: "When it comes to gift-giving, I worry about it. Every year, the big brother doesn't know what to give for his birthday!"

Ma Mian: "Who says it's not!"

Nezha: "What the hell are you doing, Laojun's birthday gift is not your turn!"

(End of this chapter)