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Chapter 987 The key is coming!

A return to awakening.

The time has come to noon.

Ye Fan stretched his waist.

On this day, after eating in the morning, I wake up and eat lunch, which is a bit too salty.

But he doesn't care.

What I want is this feeling, very comfortable.

Just wanted to wake up.

News came from the group.

Montenegro old demon: @常染风, three counselors have appeared, please come quickly.

Su Daji: @常染风, please start your performance.

Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: @常染风, it's your time.

Ye Fan quickly entered the group chat, only to find out that Immortal Yangli had a new operation.

A garbage pill was drawn on the sign-in system.

Ye Fan smiled slightly and sprayed directly.

Total drill wind: Three rubbish things @羊力大仙@鹿力大仙@虎力大仙, are they finally online?Come into the group to chat.

waited a long time.

They are still like tortoises, hiding in their shells and unable to come out.

Ye Fan was not angry and continued to scold.

Anyway, I didn't say anything when I scolded.

Don't scold for nothing.

Letting off steam can also help you grow physically and mentally.

"Guys, I'm going to start! Wipe the screen window today--show you a hand."

"call!"

Ye Fan took a deep breath.

"Hi everyone, welcome to the voice world of Zongzuanfeng."

"Let me introduce myself, I am Yushu Linfeng, suave, tall and mighty, I am known as the perfect handsome guy who jumps up to the ground, cracks the water and flows backwards, the incarnation of hero and chivalry combined with beauty and wisdom, everyone loves him, and the car sees the car-- ——The total wind! Applause and encouragement!"

Ye Fan doesn't remember where he heard this phrase, but it has always been deeply imprinted in his blood.

I said it unconsciously.

The other big monsters joined in one after another.

"welcome!"

"Brother Zhuanfeng, we announce you, I can't sleep thinking about you."

"Please prepare your vocal!"

I go.

The big monsters have made progress, and they have even mastered English.

The speaker is really a hundred-eyed demon.

Ye Fan smiled slightly.

It seems that he has studied English a lot recently.

"Great Immortal Lu Li, let me talk about you first, you are the most vicious of these three people, don't take them two idiots to learn well."

"You lack calcium since you were young, and you lack love when you grow up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love. The left cheek is twitched, and the right cheek is kicked. Donkeys are kicked by donkeys, and pigs are trampled by pigs. You are born with cucumbers, so you don't want to shoot!"

"The day after tomorrow, you belong to walnuts, you don't need to be hammered! Those who belong to broken motorcycles all your life, you don't need to kick! You say you, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice knives. If you practice swords, you still use swords and don't practice them. Practice is low! You don't practice golden swords, but practice silver." Sword! If you give you a sword fairy, you won’t be a sword god, but if you don’t become a sword god, you’ll have to be a swordsman!”

……

They scolded for more than ten minutes.

Ye Fan also deducted more than 1000 words in the group.

Not to mention Immortal Luli.

Even everyone was dumbfounded.

Where are these words found?

Swearing does not contain dirty words.

What a loss.

Ye Fan took a sip of water.

"The next one is you, Great Immortal Huli. You were originally a tiger monster, but you were controlled by a deer. You are really the scum of tigers, a disgrace among tigers."

"I feel sorry for you..."

No, no, no.

Although the three of them did not speak in the group.

But still silently glance at the chat history.

Ye Fan's scolding made the eyes of the three scolded red.

Anger rose from the top of the sky.

"Brothers, stay safe and don't be impatient! Don't get angry."

Immortal Yang Li dissuaded him: "Oh, I investigated Zong Zhuanfeng's forces before, and they are very powerful, and they are brothers and sisters with the big monsters in the group."

"You Qi is on good terms with the old demon of Montenegro. May I ask, can the three of us beat him even if we fight together?"

"I can't beat it." Immortal Huli shook his head dumbly.

"Then it's over, so we can't be tough, we can only endure."

"But it's okay to be so patient, why don't you just apologize?"

"Definitely no."

"But my head is about to explode!"

……

Ye Fan is getting more and more energetic.

In the end, it just went straight to the pan.

"People are drifting on the Internet, how can they not be sprayed? You wait to accept the baptism of my language."

"There is a spiritual key in ancient times, called abandonment, which opens the sky and pangu, and is invincible."

"In reality, I am inferior and cowardly, swallow my anger, dare not conflict with others, and dare not laugh at others, for fear of being beaten."

"But on the Internet...this seat! He is full of vigor, punches hard, and wantonly insults the people of the world."

"Heaven did not give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, the world of spraying is like a long night, key!"

"The top of the fairy, proud of the world, with my keyboard, there will be heaven."

"The key of the great river comes from the sky, and one key can conquer the world."

"Break the world of mortals, kill all immortals, and cut nine heavens with one key."

"If there are no real immortals in the world, I would like to hold the key and become an immortal. First there is the keyboard, and then there is the sky, and I will spray the sky and the gods."

"Who can stop me?"

Looking at some excited, but extremely strange text.

The faces of many big monsters were weird, and they were even extremely tangled.

I feel a little sick in my heart.

What the hell, it's fine if you fight with someone with real knives and guns.

What's the point of scolding?
And make such a big scene.

Either heaven or earth.

Pangu did it all.

In their hearts, Pan Gu is the great god who created the world.

You can't be disrespectful to others.

And, are you sure you're telling the truth?
Also submissive in reality.

We see you as the craziest.

Whether in reality or online.

Whoever gets to do whom, no one will accept.

"Ah... I can't take it anymore!"

Immortal Huli finally lost his mind.

He is crazy in the group @叶凡.

"You shut up, shut up, okay?"

"What's wrong with us? You insulted us with such dirty language?"

"They're all in the same group. As for tearing the skin apart like this?"

Ye Fan's eyes lit up.

Haha, finally scolded one.

It seems that his spray channel is still good.

There are thousands of ways in this world, there are three thousand ways, and there are four or nine ways in the sky.The big road has no outside, and the small has no inside.

I don't know if I can enter the Tao with 'spray'.

Achieve the supreme spray emperor!

Zong Zhuanfeng: You know it yourself, why scold you?It's not that you hurt all our compatriots in the group.

What are group friends?It's a relative, a friend, a brother, you hurt a relative, a friend, a brother, what's wrong with scolding you?
I even scolded and wronged you, why don't you miss others when you insult others?
Who is crying secretly at night, who hates iron but not steel, who is it?it's me.

I hope you can integrate into the big family, no longer pretentious, no longer unique.

Immortal Huli stared wide-eyed.

Not anymore.

This B can say too much.

I really can't say enough about him.

If it doesn't work, then...

Great Immortal Hu Li clenched his teeth, exuding endless murderous aura all over his body.

Then apologize, and let it go.

"I'm sorry! I'm always going through the wind, I'm sorry for the companions, family members, and brothers in the group, I was wrong! I will never be independent again."

"Please beg for mercy for me, and let the boss let me go."

Then, he actually cried.

A big demon who lived for thousands of years left two lines of tears of grievance in front of everyone... It is too miserable to be scolded!

(End of this chapter)