My WeChat Lian Yaojie

Chapter 538 Elegance and Vulgarity

But do you think it's over?
Lao Tzu was also a generation of keyboard warriors.

Immediately, Yu Mowang started his hand speed accumulated over the years, and frantically sent messages to greet Ye Fan's family.

Now it was Ye Fan's turn to be confused.

Are all big demons so avant-garde?
The hand speed is even faster than me.

No, I can't admit defeat.

Seeing that the war is about to break out.

Ye Fan took a deep breath, unfolding his years of trolling experience.

"boom!"

Although it is short, it strikes with a knife and a knife, and its sentences are lean.

"Little brat, why are you scolding your father?"

"You are a yellow monkey."

"It's also called the Great Sage of Exorcism, and you deserve it too?"

"Dare to yell at me, beat your head and fart."

"You're so ugly it makes me vomit."

"..."

"You are a heartless person with no brotherhood."

"..."

"When Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, you didn't help at all."

"You didn't dare to visit him when his back was on Wuzhishan, trash!"

……

Peng Demon King: Zong Zhuanfeng, these two sentences of yours are too much!There are a lot of people brought in.

Ye Fan: I'm sorry, the love is deep, and I scolded too much.

really.

A big crit passed.

Yu Mowang stopped.

Mainly what Ye Fan said was really heart-wrenching.

In fact, he and Sun Wukong are just wine and meat friends, and it is no problem to drink and eat meat together.

But if there is a difficulty to carry it together, it is still relatively difficult.

Since then, he has never seen Monkey King.

But it was just the name of sworn worship, which allowed him to bear the infamy of thousands of years.

This made him extremely unhappy.

But he was powerless to refute.

Ye Fan continued, sending out hundreds of sentences.

Not to mention that Yu Mowang was stunned by the scolding, even the other big monsters in the group were shocked.

They have never seen a monster with such a powerful tearing ability.

Ye Fan's talk has caught up with eating melon seeds on the street, and she is a shrew who talks about Zhang's parents and Li's family all day long.

Tang Wei stared blankly at the chat records, digesting for a long time.

"Brother, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless."

"Hey, it's all trivial."

Ye Fan smiled modestly.

The scolding battle ended with his complete victory.

Ye Fan said indifferently: "Little trash, if you dare to pretend to be aggressive in the future, I will scold you shit, remember? @禁魔王."

Arrogant!

overbearing!

Ye Fan used these two words to the extreme.

After all, people stopped talking, but he was still chattering.

But it also proved one point from the side, that is, don't mess with Ye Fan.

You can't beat them, and you can't scold them.

After holding back for an unknown amount of time, Yu Mowang finally uttered a word.

"Vulgar, I don't bother you to argue!"

"vulgar?"

To be honest, Ye Fan hated this sentence very much.

What is vulgarity?

What is elegance?

Listening to symphony is elegant, watching literary films is vulgar?
Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar?
He said that a shit is vulgar, but is it elegant to slander other people's games?

absurd!

Ye Fan snorted coldly: "Hehe, you don't pretend to be aggressive now, you have changed your grandson, have you?"

"Don't you want to be elegant? Come on, do you dare to fight?"

Yu Mowang held back his anger.

"How do you want to fight? Is it more than vulgar remarks?"

"Hehe, I want you to understand a truth."

"People you look down on, people who feel vulgar, can surpass you in elegance."

"I want you to understand that you are useless!"

Ye Fan's words can be described as murderous.

If the goal can be achieved, I'm afraid it will harm King Yu's Dao Heart.

But there is no comparison, how could he admit defeat, let alone something he studies every day and has been advocating.

"Okay, then how do you compare?"

Ye Fan smiled slightly, and said lightly: "It's not too difficult, I'm afraid you won't."

"Well, right pair, you know it? Let's have a game."

"Okay, I'd like to be with you."

There is infinite self-confidence in Yu Mowang's words.

Ye Fan can be regarded as hitting the gun.

When he was free, he would study all kinds of characters, and his sensitivity to characters had reached an inhuman level.

It is a routine operation to export a chapter.

Pairing is as easy as pie.

Peng Demon King: I'm a bit sloppy!The sixth child is a must for a pair.

Tang Wei: That's right, Brother Zongzuanfeng, I think you're doomed.

Flood Demon King: Huh?Someone actually wants to match up with the sixth child?Not a little courageous.

……

No one in the group is optimistic about Ye Fan.

But today he just wants to let everyone see what it means to have the same body of elegance and vulgarity.

"I hope he is as strong as you said, otherwise, if I fight against the king of kings, wouldn't I have no place to become famous?"

"Hmph, grandstanding!"

"Come on, let me see your strength."

Yu Mowang said lightly.

Ye Fan shook his head slowly: "Forget it, if I make a pair first, I will easily kill you in seconds. It's not interesting. You should come first."

"Shuzi, arrogant!"

"But you still come first, I don't want to bully you."

Ye Fan had no choice but to say, "Okay, then I'll come!"

After a little thought, he opened his mouth.

This is a meme he saw on the Internet recently, and it's not bad as a couplet.

"Listen to the Shanglian."

"The venom of the viper kills the viper with the venom of the viper."

"This……"

The crowd in the crowd instantly bombed the temple.

"I'll go! This is absolutely, it looks like a mouthful."

"The twist is small, the key is the account reconciliation. Didn't you find that there are many identical words in it? If they don't match, then it's an untidy couplet, and it can't be regarded as a second couplet at all."

Wonderful!

It's amazing!

Yu Mowang has never seen such a weird couplet in reading ancient books.

Could it be Ye Fan's original creation?

But how could he, a vulgar person, create such an exquisite couplet?
"I'm sorry? Let me tell you, it's really boring to kill instantly."

Ye Fan thought he was going to enjoy the dawn of victory.

Unexpectedly, Yu Mowang would say a word.

"The electric eel's electric electric eel is electrocuted by the electric eel's electric shock."

"hiss!"

Everyone took a deep breath.

"It's so neat, there's not even the slightest difference in reconciliation."

Ye Fan was also taken aback.

Actually there are two hits.

He said again: "The spider's web spider is caught by the spider's web."

"..."

Again?

It is not easy to come up with a second couplet for a pair.

Ye Fan is going to attack continuously, is he really going to kill him instantly?
Yu Mowang fell into silence.

Because he feels that this couplet has no meaning to go on.

There are so many animals, wouldn't it be enough to visit every aggressive one?
"Change it, it's too simple."

"Don't, change it after you're done with it!" Everyone booed.

"Change it, I don't want to waste time on such boring couplets!"

Ye Fan glanced at his mouth.

"Bored? I don't think you can figure it out!"

"Are you thinking about aggressive animals? Mosquitoes? Bees? Neither?"

(End of this chapter)