I just want to live a peaceful life in DC world

Chapter 18 Living Together with Harley Quinn, It's So Fragrant
Although when agreeing to Harley Quinn's request, she was somewhat reluctant in her heart.

Damn, think of me as Jacques Zhou Zhengzheng, a good law-abiding young man who only wants to lie flat and live a peaceful life, but was coerced into becoming the boss of an illegal organization and forced to join forces with a group of lawbreakers. It is simply unreasonable!
But after living together with Harley Quinn for a period of time, Jacques found that this option was not as bad as he imagined—well, you can lie to others, but you can lie to yourself. After a week, Jacques had to admit that he had already Fall in love with this life.

First of all, one of the things that Jacques was most worried about, the problem of the clown's gang of hooligans, was actually solved the next day.

"This is a list of the current members of the Clown Gang. They are all half-grown children, so the previous task did not call them and the contact information of some former Clown Gang members. The traitor you defeated for the first time"

Harley Quinn handed a garishly painted notebook to Joaquin, but Joaquin threw it back to Harley Quinn with a look of disgust without looking at it.

"If you want to ask my opinion, then my only idea is to burn this thing, and then let them go back to their own homes and find their mothers—"

"OK, as you wish, my little pudding."

The smile on Harley Quinn's face was as sweet as ever, and then she picked up the lighter from the table and lit the list without changing her expression.

Jacques stared dumbfounded at Harley's actions until the tongue of flames almost devoured the book, and saw Harley, who was about to burn it, throw it back casually, and then looked at Jacques with an unpredictable smile.

"What's the matter, my dear, isn't this your order? I've already told you that you are the uncompromising leader of the Clown Gang, as long as you give orders, I will execute them—I will notify the other members to expel them all later, It's just Dinah and Walker."

Jacques settled down. Originally, he thought he would be Harley Quinn's puppet leader, but it didn't look like that—Halley really handed over all the control of the Clown Gang to himself.

"Then if I order everyone to stop causing damage, do a good deed every day, help the old woman cross the road and find cats for the children, change the name to Gotham City Justice League and even order the disbandment of the Clown Gang as the boss, such an order Will you do it too?"

Harley leaned forward, put his arms on the table, and looked at Jacques with clear eyes—but it was really difficult for the latter to focus on Harley's face, because at this angle, Harley's chest was squeezed out by his arms The deep ravine can be seen from the neckline of the small vest.

"It doesn't matter whether you change your name or do good deeds. You can give other members any unreasonable tasks, and if they don't obey, they will be removed from their names-but me, Dinah, Walker, and the disbandment of the Clown Gang are exceptions. I have already Having said that, this is the bottom line we can protect you."

Although there was a small fire in Harley Quinn's basement afterwards, the fire source that Harley threw casually set the trash can on fire.But Jacques was in a much happier mood—since he had the final say, the Clown Gang existed in name only, and the only thing he had to do as the boss was to eat and sleep in Harley Quinn’s basement Just sleep and eat.

Living with a fragrant girl, and this girl is defenseless against herself, often giving benefits intentionally or unintentionally.He didn't have to go to work every day, and was fed by Harley to open his mouth. Although he was a bit tired of eating the pizza and fast food, for Jacques, who had no shame in eating soft food, he was content and happy.

My God, isn't this the ultimate flat life that I have always dreamed of?The only slight disadvantage is that since he is now wanted by the GCPD, he cannot leave here, so he is under house arrest.

This makes Jacques' spiritual entertainment life a bit boring. After all, although beautiful women are eye-catching, they get used to it after a long time.And Jacques is not thick-skinned enough to ask Harley to buy him mobile phones, computers and other entertainment tools.

However, Harley promised that after a while, he would be able to disguise himself and act in a low-key manner. Jacques felt that if it was only for a period of time, it would not be unacceptable to him, an old otaku.

This life is so peaceful and comfortable that he even thinks he is living in a dream—for Jacques who sleeps 12 hours a day, even dreams and reality are somewhat blurred.

All in all, Jacques summed up his life at Harley Quinn's house for a week——

Really fragrant!

It smells just like Harley Quinn!

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Jacques felt something was wrong, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he realized that the fragrance was real.At some point, his head was covered with Harley Quinn stockings.

Alas, this chick must have forgotten that I was sleeping on the sofa again, and habitually threw the changed clothes over - I have to discuss this matter with her when she comes back, otherwise the lung fungus infection warning will be troublesome.

Jacques took off the stockings casually, adjusted his sleeping position to make the wound on his side more comfortable, and then continued to sleep back into the cage.His wound has almost healed, as long as he doesn't press hard, it almost doesn't hurt—ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The severe pain made Jacques instantly sleepless, and he jumped up from the sofa while screaming.

"It hurts! It hurts so bad, who is it—Dinah! Do you want my life!"

Jacques, who was tearing from the corners of his eyes, gritted his teeth and gently rubbed his flanks, looking at the blonde girl next to the sofa who was the obvious culprit with a dark face.

"What do you call it? Anyway, you've lost your waist, so you only have flesh and blood wounds—seeing you pervert grabbing Sister Hallie's stockings, kicking you is considered light."

It was only then that Jacques realized that Harry's stockings were still in his hands, and quickly threw them aside as if nothing had happened, and looked at Dinah with a serious face and said seriously.

"Disturbing someone's lucid dream is like murdering someone for money, especially when you treat a wounded person who has just undergone an organ removal operation, won't your conscience hurt—wait, wait, well, when I didn't say it, so you What's the matter here, looking for Harley? She left for work early."

Seeing Dinah raise her leg again with a hostile expression, Jacques quickly changed his tone.

"You also know that Sister Halli has to go to work, and you still have no shame in sleeping late, really forget it, I came here to find you, didn't Sister Halli tell you, starting today you want Training has begun."

Jacques recalled that when Harley came back last night, he did seem to mention it to himself.Said that since Jacques's injury has almost recovered, he should move his body a little bit and master some self-protection abilities.

"It seems to be the case, but she didn't tell me the specific training plan-and what does it have to do with you."

"Isn't this problem obvious at a glance?"

Dinah looked smug, and at the same time her hips were akimbo, highlighting her figure that was slightly dwarfed by Harley Quinn's, but also very well-proportioned.

"Get up, Jacques. Teacher Dana's free combat class is about to start!"

(End of this chapter)