Become a Demon Slayer!robin

Chapter 38 News Birds

There is a bird in the world of One Piece, called News Bird, which looks like a huge seagull, with a satchel full of newspapers hanging on its body, and a sailor's cap representing a postman on its head. They send newspapers to all parts of the world of One Piece for the whole One Piece World transmits information.

Zhou Feng stood on the boat, holding a musket in his hand, and looked at the direction of a news bird flying away with an indignant face.

He had just been humiliated by that news bird.

The news bird passed by the sky before and saw Zhou Feng and Robin's boat, so it flew down and stopped on the boat to sell newspapers to Zhou Feng and Robin.

Today's newspapers cost 50 Baileys, but they haven't risen to 100 Baileys nine years from now.

Zhou Feng really wanted to buy a newspaper, but he didn't have Bailey, so he tried to credit Newsbird with a newspaper and promised to repay it twice in the future.

The news bird found that the people on the boat couldn't even afford a newspaper, so they flew away mercilessly.

Before it left, it deliberately circled over the boat, screaming "Cuckoo, cluck!" with a look of contempt on its face, then pulled down a lump of bird cake, and flew away quickly.

Little Paimon said that the news bird scolded Zhou Feng and Robin as poor ghosts who didn't even have 50 Baileys, and wanted to lie to its newspaper.

Zhou Fengqi drew out his musket at that time, but the bird flew too fast and had already flown out of the range of the musket.

That news bird is definitely a habitual offender. It must often scold people who don’t buy its newspapers and behave uncivilized. Otherwise, how could it run away so fast and so skillfully?
Is Zhou Feng someone without Pele?It is!But can it be his fault?cannot!

He originally had Baileys. When they separated from Yuri Olov, Yuri gave them some Baileys. Adding the savings that Robin had always carried with him, there were hundreds of thousands of Baileys.

But on the nameless island, those Baileys were placed in the villa, and they were all blown up by the shells thrown by Karp.

Zhou Feng and Robin didn't find out about this at the time, otherwise they couldn't just let Karp leave like this.

It's all Karp's fault!
The more you endure for a while, the more angry you become, and the more you step back, the more anxious you are!The more Zhou Feng thought about it, the more he felt that he couldn't bear this grievance.

"Robin, Paimon, wait for me, I'll get that bird to apologize to me"

After Zhou Feng finished speaking, he mobilized his armed forces, and then used his moon steps to chase the news bird in the direction where the news bird flew away.

The news bird was flying leisurely in the air, and it thought proudly that if it hadn't been smart, it would have been cheated out of the newspaper just now.

There are still such bad people in this world, who even want to lie to a 50-pele newspaper for nothing, and say that they will be refunded twice in the future. The sea is so big, where can I find someone to pay it back in the future?

The News Bird, who was thinking about it, suddenly felt that something was wrong in the rear. A huge sound of breaking through the air came from the rear. When it looked back, it almost scared the bird's feathers. Interested newspaper, want to catch up to kill birds?

The news bird squeezed out the strength to eat the small fish, and flew forward desperately, trying to escape, but it was useless!

Zhou Feng quickly caught up with the uncivilized newsbird. He took out his musket, pointed at the head of the newsbird, and said in a cool voice:

"You've been arrested, uncivilized bird, please apologize to me obediently!"

The news bird doesn't understand what an uncivilized bird is, but it understands that everything is 50 Baileys, no, everything is caused by a newspaper.

"Ow!"

Newsbird, who was so frightened that his whole body was trembling like a sieve after being pressed against his head by a musket, couldn't hold back his tears and papa, tremblingly took out a newspaper and handed it to Zhou Feng, begging for mercy desperately, saying that as long as the bird's life is spared, Just take the newspaper, not Bailey!

Zhou Feng caught up, just wanting the bird to apologize to him, not for robbing a newspaper, robbing a 50 Bailey newspaper, he still can't do such a shameless thing.

In fact, when he saw the news bird so frightened that his tears and papa fell in disorder, he was not interested in making trouble for the news bird, and he didn't even want to get close to this uncivilized bird that didn't pay attention to hygiene, but he even caught up with it. Apologizing doesn't feel right either.

Now that Newsbird knew it was wrong, Zhou Feng didn't intend to really embarrass it, let alone grab the newspaper, but he glanced at the newspaper, and the news on it attracted him a bit, so he couldn't help but take the newspaper and read it.

"The former admiral of the navy, Kong, was promoted to the commander-in-chief of the world government's army"

"Former Admiral Sengoku, promoted to Admiral of the Navy"

"Former Vice Admiral Kuzan, promoted to Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, codenamed 'Aokiji'"

"Former Navy Vice Admiral Polusalino, promoted to Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, code-named 'Yellow Monkey'"

After that, there were a lot of personnel adjustments in the navy, and those Zhou Feng didn't care.

It turns out that Aokiji and Kizaru were promoted to admirals at this time, so the future three admirals of the navy, "Red Dog" Sakalski, "Aokiji" Kuzan, and "Kiazaru" Polusalino, will be together. Done.

The era when the Navy had the three generals of "Red Dog", "Aokiji" and "Yakuzaru" is known as the era when the Navy was the strongest, because the three navy generals are all powerful natural-type devil fruit abilities.

From now on, the world of One Piece will maintain relative stability and order under the suppression of the three natural-type devil fruit generals for a long period of time. It will not disturb the sea again until Lu Fei, the son of destiny in this world, goes out to sea in the future. order.

Zhou Feng, who just glanced at the news, looked up and found that the news bird, which was crying bitterly before, had disappeared. He didn’t know where it had gone. The newspaper was still in Zhou Feng’s hands, but he really didn’t want to rob the newspaper. !

Reluctantly, he returned to the boat and handed the newspaper to Robin.

"So, you chased after him and grabbed a newspaper?"

Robin looked at Zhou Feng unexpectedly, she didn't think Zhou Feng was a person who could do such a thing.

"No, hey, it's hard to say"

Zhou Feng told what happened, and Robin laughed so hard that his flowers trembled.

"Don't just smile, what do you do now?"

Zhou Feng was depressed.

"I can't help it, just wait for the headlines!"

Robin said gloatingly, and little Paimon asked puzzledly:
"Mom, why did Dad make the headlines?"

"Because your father is an idiot, he was tricked by that news bird. In a few days, the news that your father snatched the news bird's newspaper will spread all over the world!"

Robin patiently explained to Paimon.

"This shouldn't be a big news, right? Is there no one in this world who has snatched Newsbird's newspaper?"

Zhou Feng felt that this was a bit unbelievable. This is a world where pirates are rampant, and all those pirates obediently pay to buy newspapers?Is everyone so disciplined?

Robin explained with a smirk:

"Of course not. There will always be people in this world who take newspapers for nothing, but if they take newspapers for nothing, they will kill the newsbirds, and then say that they don't like the newsbirds, or they are in a bad mood. Anyway, there are various reasons. People will admit to robbing newspapers”

"It's the first time I've heard of you taking the newspaper for nothing and letting the news bird go."

"So I should kill the news bird?"

Zhou Feng felt more and more unreasonable in this world, so he asked angrily.

"It's better not to, newsbirds have a characteristic, as long as someone kills any newsbird, the newsbirds in the world will not approach him in the future, and they will not send newspapers to people around him, so most people will not kill it. Newsbird, only people who don't care if they can't buy a newspaper in the future."

As Robin spoke, he gently stroked Paimon's little head, making Paimon narrow his eyes comfortably and wagging his little tail. It was obvious that they were all in a good mood.

Only Zhou Feng was more depressed.

"We need to get some Baileys quickly, or we will be in trouble if we can't afford the next newspaper!"

Robin's mischievous proposal.

"I don't want to buy the next issue of the newspaper at all!"

What is this called!
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(End of this chapter)