City: Hilarious Commercial Street

Chapter 96 096. Be My Son!

"Dwarves, in a story, are proficient in mechanics, wear heavy armor, like to drink beer, and the architectural style of houses tends to be thick and grand"

"Today, we were able to glimpse that from the mine."

When Brother Tang shortened the distance of the selfie stick, he put his big face and the torch to occupy half of the screen of the live broadcast room, and the other half was given to the wall that kept retreating.

Li Fei and the others were standing in front of a fist-sized diamond, wondering whether to pick it up.

"This thing, let's take it, isn't it suitable?"

The mine cart arrived at the location of the treasure map, followed the designated route, and on the way to the first puzzle-solving place, it encountered a fist-sized diamond.

Li Fei always felt a little weird.

As far as dwarves are fond of gold and silver coins, diamonds should also fall within the scope of Aiwujiwu.

They all shone with a charming light.

So, how is it possible that such a large diamond is thrown on the side of the road and no one cares about it?

Peng Nan and Ma Jun agreed with Li Fei's words very much. They felt that in this expedition, the dwarves' heights should be the same.

If there is no selling point, it is simply drilling a cave, so what's the fun?
Going for a walk in the park outside, maybe you can run into a lady in yoga pants, isn't that better than your cave?
When the three decided to ignore this obviously wrong thing.

Another trio.
Brother Kang, who also wanted to leave, was bullied by Brother Zheng and Brother Min.

Deliberately push hard.

On this downhill road where two people can walk side by side, and the road is still paved with railroad tracks.

Brother Kang staggered forward a few steps, tripped over the rails and fell to the ground. He rolled down and hit the diamond.
next second!
Boom! ! !

There was a loud noise, and by the light of the fire, everyone saw that at the top of the downhill road, a ball had fallen and was slowly rolling down.

Li Fei: "Fuck?!"

Peng Nan and Ma Jun: "Master Kang! Why do you have to wrestle!"

Brother Kang: "Someone backstabs the widow! Someone backstabs the widow!!!"

Before he had time to think about it, Li Fei grabbed Peg's hand and rushed down first. When he moved, the others also ran down in a hurry.

Tang Ge, who was walking in the front, turned his head and saw the stone ball rolling downwards and accelerating! ! !
"Fuck! It's over!!!"

After giving Yuanqiu a picture, Tang Ge started running down without looking back.

The audience in the live broadcast room, who had been bored for a while, watched the shaking screen and listened to Brother Tang's terrified shouts.

Everyone was finally happy.

Waited for so long, this is it!

Who wants to hear your dwarf stories dryly!

We're going to see this kind of excitement!
At this time, Li Fei, who was at the forefront, was in a very complicated mood. He originally ran down with Pegg, but it seemed that he ran less than 20 steps
I can't run away from her, and now I can carry her on my back
This made Li Fei, who was brought into movies from the perspective of male protagonists such as Raiders of the Lost Ark and 007, extremely uncomfortable.

When the crisis came, it was time for me to be brave. As a result, the female supporting role next to me took off her hot business attire, revealing the big letter S on her chest.

Then I picked up my back and started running for my life
This. This Nima. She will domestically abuse me in the future. I want my mother-in-law to complain. How far do I have to run?
Seeing Brother Fei running and being picked up by his sister-in-law to run, Peng Nan and Ma Jun who were following behind suddenly felt that they had lost all their strength.

"I'm so tired, I suddenly lost my dream"

"Yes, destroy it."

The two, who were 50 years old, suddenly felt sorry for themselves.

I think Peng Nan (Ma Jun) has been self-reliant for more than 20 years, and I have survived many storms and waves alone, but if there is a day...
I am tired of this arena, tired of the hypocrisy of those women, and tired of going to sleep after finishing the work.

Begin to yearn for a sincere relationship
Began to yearn for her presence.
But when I met the one who might be her.

Will she be like her sister-in-law, standing in front of her desperately to protect herself from the wind and rain?
"Fuck, run for your life! Be sober!"

Brother Zheng, who saw the situation ahead, was forced to slow down by the slowdown of the two guys in front, and he passed by one by one.

The yang and majestic aura of the ancestor dragon directly woke the two of them up on the spot.

"Your generation is really full of wild thoughts!"

"A man should be strong, you know!"

"A man wants to be"

Before Ah Zheng's encouragement reached their ears, Peng Nan said weakly, "But Auntie's money is really delicious, my sister's embrace is really warm, and my sister's youthfulness is really sweet." Great for coaching”

Brother Zheng: "What the hell! It's useless to stop anyone today, I'm going to kill you!!!"

Brother Min: "Calm down! Calm down! I'm running for my life now! Don't do anything!"

Li Fei, who was lying on Peg's back, looked back at the group of fleeing people who still didn't forget to make a fuss, and he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Sigh, what kind of monsters and monsters do I know?
The original Neptune + rap singer + chatterbox Peng Nan, after coming to Perlan Street, vaguely wants to become the chatter king, as for picking up girls?

Poach an egg girl!
It's not good to make money!
As for Ma Jun, from an arrogant and domineering gangster, after meeting the three real emperors and collecting money, he is vaguely about to become the three's little follower.

It's not that small followers can't do it.

After all, working for the royal family is still working for the three emperors. Before that, only the elders of the three dynasties were worthy of this status.

Well, as for why there are few elders of the four dynasties, it is mostly because the fourth one will kill him after he ascends the throne.

So, how long was the average life expectancy in ancient times?

Even if you start to be an official at the age of 20.

Counting from my great-grandfather, the per capita ten-year emperor, you must be 50 years old, right?
The average emperor is 20 years old, so you must be 80 years old, right?
Do you think our emperor is the circle in the tree?
Ten years round?
Also, you live longer than the emperor, what do you want to do?

drag on!cut!cut!
The widow will definitely live to be a hundred years old!

All in all, Li Fei doesn't know what's wrong with the ethos of this commercial street, so that a Neptune, a little gangster, has become what he is now in less than a month since he came here.

Seeing Peng Nan, who was waving the palm of the ancestral dragon and continuing to talk poorly, he suddenly burst out with a sentence: "Have you beaten enough! I am talking poorly here, just to make you happy! To make you happy!" Marry me a Princess of Qin!"

As soon as this remark came out, the scene was suddenly quiet, and everyone stopped to look.

After expressing the true thoughts in his heart in an extremely inexplicable situation, Peng Nan was dumbfounded. He was incoherent, looked at Brother Zheng whose face was getting gloomy, and began to explain.

"No no no, I mean"

"Okay! Come and be my son!"

X Beard's signature smile!
(End of this chapter)