City: Hilarious Commercial Street

Chapter 92 092. Unreliable System
A dwarf, a son of the deep mountain, a mining expert, a treasure hunter, a gold coin obsessive, and the culprit of a large area of ​​ground collapse.

He has always been active in various literary and artistic works with the image of a tough guy who likes tobacco and beer, but no one has ever revealed his true face.

But today, Li Fei and everyone finally saw it with their own eyes.

He even wanted to make the guy who described the dwarf ten centimeters shorter.

A 1.6-meter dwarf!

Is this short!

Shouldn't dwarves be called dwarves only if they are one meter tall!
1.6 meters, almost 1.7 meters high, can this also be called a dwarf? ? ?
Do you have any misunderstandings about dwarves?
The dwarves in heavy armor, with a thick steel shield in one hand and a warhammer, plunged Perlan Street into a terrible silence as soon as they appeared on the stage.

According to their own weight and height, this equipment, which weighs more than [-] catties by eye, is indeed a little bit scary.

And that big beard that reaches to the waist per capita.

Li Fei now understands the beard, once it grows long enough, if it is not properly taken care of and maintained.

Keep in mind that when anyone sees you, the first impression is definitely not an artist, but a slovenly foreign barbarian.

Barbarians === unreasonable, like to chop people with knives.

This is the most intuitive conflict between civilization and barbarism.

It is true that the first impression is left to everyone. The other party is not easy to provoke and has a bad temper. I have to talk about it. Sapo may be beaten up on the spot. They are not used to their own impressions.

But for Li Fei whose mind has turned the corner.

He almost cried on the spot.

finally!Finally waited for the tough guy with strong bones!

The ghost knows how many times I have been disappointed! ! !

Starting from the orc food stall, a social bully, and an outsider-style social fear, the painting style of this street has become so wonderful.

And then to the sea-monster, a playwright whose personality is unpredictable, just like the sea.

Or a flexible persuasion security robot
In the end, the Three Emperors, who were clearly all-words, the emperor's anger, and millions of corpses in history, somehow became a system vulnerability researcher and an annual show operation champion.

Now I have finally ushered in a group of tough dwarves who have a temper as bad as rocks, but can definitely shoulder heavy responsibilities!
For a moment, Li Fei felt that this group of guys with beards that were as messy as weeds were pleasing to the eye.

"Oh, I've been waiting for a long time, and finally it's today~"

Li Fei, who was humming a ditty in his heart, walked forward and faced the group of short radishes, and finally found him tall and confident in this street.

next second.

The smile on his face froze.

slap~
A steel crossbow arrow hit Li Fei's knee.

But under the protection of the mysterious power, the crossbow arrow was bounced off, but everyone was not blind to this proper attack, so they could see it clearly.

Before I even said that, I shot an arrow from the knee first, what... what kind of operation is this?
The dwarf crossbowman who shot the crossbow arrow cursed loudly with his beard and eyes, "I, the manager of Shibadong Mine, I hate talking with my head up!"

"Don't think that the mysterious power is protecting you, we have nothing to do with you!"

"Or bend over now!"

"How about we invite you in to play, and then push you into the mine and starve you to death!"

Li Fei: "."

Three Emperors: "."

The old prophet: "."

If someone tells you openly, how he wants to kill you next.

If he wasn't joking.

Or he is coming for real.
Li Fei felt that with the looks of these dwarves, what he said so seriously must be true.

As a result, when the other party saw the surprised expression on Li Fei's face, they burst out laughing together.

"Hahahahaha! Look at his expression just now!"

"My God! He doesn't really think we're trying to kill him?"

"How is it possible, how is it possible! Hahahahahaha!"

But when Li Fei tried to join them, the other party's face changed, and the speed was faster than turning over a book, which made Li Fei dumbfounded.

"What are you doing? What are you laughing at?"

"Yeah! Who made you laugh!"

"You think you can join us because you are tall?"

"Pooh!"

Li Fei, who felt that his weather-beaten little heart had been stabbed again, now he understands, he understands completely!

It's not that they are not serious, but that this broken system is not serious.

So none of the guys it found were normal people!

A bunch of neurotic dwarves?

Still only allowing myself to laugh, not allowing others to laugh, especially because I still feel that I am very humorous?
I am special.
Li Fei, who had aged ten years at a speed visible to the naked eye, had to bend down to communicate with this group of dwarves who had a loud voice and thought he was very humorous for the first time under the sympathetic eyes of everyone.

"Your leader, elder brother, leader, whatever you call it, tell me anyway, who is your boss?"

The dwarves who had obviously communicated with the system did not show their sense of humor at this time, but instead looked back.

Following their gazes, Li Fei's eyes fell on a bald dwarf uncle in heavy armor who didn't wear a helmet.

This 1.6-meter-tall uncle dwarf, who was a little bigger than a normal dwarf, was paddling in a daze, and saw everyone looking at him.

"What are you doing? I'm such a good disguise, you insist on exposing me?"

Li Fei: "???"

This. This disguise. This piercing. What the hell is this! ! !

'Dwarven translation emergency patch 2.0 is online'

After hearing that he got the system, the first time the system released a message in history, it turned out to be an emergency patch, Li Fei slapped himself on the forehead.

What about omnipotent?
When you buy something in the system mall, it doesn't arrive in seconds, and it doesn't matter if you have to ship it.

Now even the translation of a dwarf language needs to be temporarily patched?

For the first time, Li Fei felt that he was on a thief ship, and he had already started thinking about whether to ride a donkey to find a horse. No matter how you look at it, the ship of this system is about to sink.
After the emergency patch for dwarves was launched, Li Fei finally understood what the dwarves wanted to express.

It turned out that what the big dwarf brother said just now was, "You bastards, when someone asked you who is the big brother, you turned your head to look at me and wanted to sell me on the spot, right?" '

Although Li Fei didn't quite understand how a short sentence turned into such a long sentence after being translated correctly.

But judging from this meaning, it seemed very harmonious and reasonable with his previous expression.

So Li Fei asked his name and what kind of salable goods or services this store could provide.

"Hmph, young human, have you ever seen a dragon?"

Li Fei: "."

Although Li Fei didn't know if the dragon on the orc's side was the same species as the dragon on the dwarf's side, he kept in mind that he was punished for failing this month.

The only thing I know is... I don't want to see this dragon at all! ! !
(End of this chapter)