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Chapter 43 043. What Did I Do Last Night?
Chapter 43 043. What Did I Do Last Night?
July 24th, the second day after Siren Bar opened.
Li Fei woke up on the grass with his back aching.
Last night, I drank and chatted with Peng Nan until dawn, and the two of them, already dizzy, simply fell asleep on the grass.
It's just that the animal skin blanket on his body seems to prove that someone has been here before, and he doesn't want to see himself frozen to death in the cold wind with a huge temperature difference between day and night on the grassland.
Li Fei, who had a splitting headache after waking up from drinking too much, and him who had a very dry mouth, glanced at Peng Nan who was still sleeping, and stumbled all the way to the camp.
It was already past two o'clock in the afternoon, and many orc housewives and girls were gathering to decompose the skinned and bled beef.
Butchering cattle is the job of male orcs, but dividing the meat, female orcs with arm strength comparable to that of a world weightlifting champion can easily do this job.
Seeing Li Fei staggering over.
The female orcs all showed some thought-provoking smiles.
Li Fei, who didn't notice this, walked to the water tank, picked up the water ladle, and kept pouring water into his mouth.
He didn't stop until the third scoop.
It was at this time that the energetic Daniel appeared!
"Hi! Brother, are you up?"
Hearing Daniel's words, brother, Li Fei's heart skipped a beat. During this period of time, his understanding of orc culture has been increasing.
Naturally, they also know the word 'brother'. In the mouth of the beasts, it is not a word that casually draws closer!
Instead, they must be close friends, or brothers and sisters born of a parent, to call each other like this.
So Daniel's words, brother, are like a steel knife piercing Li Fei's heart, making him cry out in his heart.
But just after waking up from a hangover, Li Fei didn't have much energy to think so much, so he could only ask straight to the point, "Daniel, please tell me what happened last night."
Speaking of last night, Daniel smiled and patted Li Fei on the shoulder with a look of 'good boy, you're so kind'.
"After you were drunk last night, you challenged me to a marriage competition. I tried my best to block it, but you finally defeated me."
Hearing this, Li Fei's stomach churned, and the water he just drank almost vomited out on the spot.
Martial arts competition? !
It means that when two orcs fall in love with a girl at the same time, in order to show that they are the most suitable person to marry, they initiate an unlimited fight or fight? !
How the hell am I launching this challenge to you, who can hunt and kill a [-]-ton, fucking [-]-ton giant dragon in one day? ? ?
And I even won! ! !
Seeing Li Fei's precarious state, Daniel stretched out his hand to help him, and his head, which was about the size of a lion, was full of ambiguous smiles.
"It turns out that orcs don't just laugh grinningly."
A strange thought flashed through, and Li Fei stood up straight as if he had just woken up from a dream. He asked in a trembling voice, "You mean, I beat you last night, so I will."
Daniel pursed his lips and nodded at first, then he laughed loudly and said, "That's right! The wedding with the Ergou Tribe, which you cheated on me yesterday, is yours now!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Killing me!!!"
"Didn't expect it! I, Daniel, can not only fight, but also have a lot of tricks!"
Li Fei: "."
Looking at a three-meter tall man who claimed to be a little witty ghost, Li Fei's intermittent memory allowed him to connect the events of last night together again.
When he drank the eighth bottle of beer with Peng Nan, he seemed to go to the toilet.
Of course, the wind will not blow the smell over.
He seemed to be going to the dining area.
Here, I seem to see Daniel, who is on the verge of being socially obsessed, jumping up and down in the dining area. He will be used as a background board for girls who like super big chest muscular men for a while, and for a while with girls who like to check in , together with shooting a small video.
There are many chicks who have seen this guy.
Li Fei was furious at that moment.
You said that you are a majestic tribal leader, how can you act like a male model and let other women set their hands on you?
Can you have the aura of the lord of the 7000 orc tribe!
Especially after the thought of love flashed through Li Fei's mind, Li Fei felt that he was obliged to prevent such an ugly thing from happening.
next
After roaring, Li Fei challenged Daniel
The thousands of diners were so shocked that they didn't know whether to contact the funeral parlor or the hospital for organ donation.
If he was beaten to death with a single punch, and there were still some organs on his body that were not broken, it would be a pity to bury him right away?
But Daniel, who is that?
He may seem reckless and self-willed, but he is actually quite smart.
Therefore, he suggested that Li Fei might as well challenge himself to seize the marriage.
How could Li Fei, who was dizzy at the time, think about the meaning behind this challenge?
When the two entered the ring, Daniel pretended to resist a few times, and he fell down on the spot and begged for mercy.
By the time the old prophet who heard the news came here, everything was over.
Daniel, under the gaze of tens of thousands of people, was defeated by Li Fei. According to the regulations, Li Fei had to marry the orc bride from the Ergou tribe.
And all of this started when the tribal council, the elders felt that Daniel should be calmed down, and doing business also required stability in the border area.
So I deliberately bullied him, and when he came, put the matter of marriage directly into his mouth, so that he couldn't tell the pain.
Now, after linking the cause and effect together, Li Fei wants to understand thoroughly.
There was only one thought in his mind - run!
Regardless of his three sevens and twenty-one, I would rather be roasted on a wooden stick by an orc than to marry a man who doesn't even wear shoes, has dry skin, deals with cattle and sheep all day long, and can single-handedly beat everyone in his world with one arm Orc girl!
no way!
Seeing that Li Fei wanted to run away, Daniel stretched out his big hand, grabbed him, and warned in a serious tone, "Li Fei! Li Fei! Be sober!"
"If you run away now, then I assure you, next, at the border between us and the Ergou tribe, there will be a bloody conflict that surpasses all the people in your world!"
"That will make the Grand War, which killed more than [-] people, as relaxing as an afternoon tea conversation."
Li Fei: "Well, it's only a little over [-]. If it's worthy of being called a big battle, we actually fought the Battle of the Somme and the Battle of Verdun, where millions of people were killed and injured."
Daniel: "Well, I underestimated you"
Li Fei: "Why don't we find a place to talk about these battles?"
Daniel: "Okay! Ok! But after you get married!!!"
Seeing that Daniel was not fooled, Li Fei raised his head to the sky and roared, and immediately rushed forward, but was unfortunately tripped by Daniel and was finally dragged away by force.
Ten long finger prints left on the grass.
It is Li Fei's outward expression of freedom, as well as the silent complaint of arranged marriages under the feudal system.
(End of this chapter)
July 24th, the second day after Siren Bar opened.
Li Fei woke up on the grass with his back aching.
Last night, I drank and chatted with Peng Nan until dawn, and the two of them, already dizzy, simply fell asleep on the grass.
It's just that the animal skin blanket on his body seems to prove that someone has been here before, and he doesn't want to see himself frozen to death in the cold wind with a huge temperature difference between day and night on the grassland.
Li Fei, who had a splitting headache after waking up from drinking too much, and him who had a very dry mouth, glanced at Peng Nan who was still sleeping, and stumbled all the way to the camp.
It was already past two o'clock in the afternoon, and many orc housewives and girls were gathering to decompose the skinned and bled beef.
Butchering cattle is the job of male orcs, but dividing the meat, female orcs with arm strength comparable to that of a world weightlifting champion can easily do this job.
Seeing Li Fei staggering over.
The female orcs all showed some thought-provoking smiles.
Li Fei, who didn't notice this, walked to the water tank, picked up the water ladle, and kept pouring water into his mouth.
He didn't stop until the third scoop.
It was at this time that the energetic Daniel appeared!
"Hi! Brother, are you up?"
Hearing Daniel's words, brother, Li Fei's heart skipped a beat. During this period of time, his understanding of orc culture has been increasing.
Naturally, they also know the word 'brother'. In the mouth of the beasts, it is not a word that casually draws closer!
Instead, they must be close friends, or brothers and sisters born of a parent, to call each other like this.
So Daniel's words, brother, are like a steel knife piercing Li Fei's heart, making him cry out in his heart.
But just after waking up from a hangover, Li Fei didn't have much energy to think so much, so he could only ask straight to the point, "Daniel, please tell me what happened last night."
Speaking of last night, Daniel smiled and patted Li Fei on the shoulder with a look of 'good boy, you're so kind'.
"After you were drunk last night, you challenged me to a marriage competition. I tried my best to block it, but you finally defeated me."
Hearing this, Li Fei's stomach churned, and the water he just drank almost vomited out on the spot.
Martial arts competition? !
It means that when two orcs fall in love with a girl at the same time, in order to show that they are the most suitable person to marry, they initiate an unlimited fight or fight? !
How the hell am I launching this challenge to you, who can hunt and kill a [-]-ton, fucking [-]-ton giant dragon in one day? ? ?
And I even won! ! !
Seeing Li Fei's precarious state, Daniel stretched out his hand to help him, and his head, which was about the size of a lion, was full of ambiguous smiles.
"It turns out that orcs don't just laugh grinningly."
A strange thought flashed through, and Li Fei stood up straight as if he had just woken up from a dream. He asked in a trembling voice, "You mean, I beat you last night, so I will."
Daniel pursed his lips and nodded at first, then he laughed loudly and said, "That's right! The wedding with the Ergou Tribe, which you cheated on me yesterday, is yours now!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Killing me!!!"
"Didn't expect it! I, Daniel, can not only fight, but also have a lot of tricks!"
Li Fei: "."
Looking at a three-meter tall man who claimed to be a little witty ghost, Li Fei's intermittent memory allowed him to connect the events of last night together again.
When he drank the eighth bottle of beer with Peng Nan, he seemed to go to the toilet.
Of course, the wind will not blow the smell over.
He seemed to be going to the dining area.
Here, I seem to see Daniel, who is on the verge of being socially obsessed, jumping up and down in the dining area. He will be used as a background board for girls who like super big chest muscular men for a while, and for a while with girls who like to check in , together with shooting a small video.
There are many chicks who have seen this guy.
Li Fei was furious at that moment.
You said that you are a majestic tribal leader, how can you act like a male model and let other women set their hands on you?
Can you have the aura of the lord of the 7000 orc tribe!
Especially after the thought of love flashed through Li Fei's mind, Li Fei felt that he was obliged to prevent such an ugly thing from happening.
next
After roaring, Li Fei challenged Daniel
The thousands of diners were so shocked that they didn't know whether to contact the funeral parlor or the hospital for organ donation.
If he was beaten to death with a single punch, and there were still some organs on his body that were not broken, it would be a pity to bury him right away?
But Daniel, who is that?
He may seem reckless and self-willed, but he is actually quite smart.
Therefore, he suggested that Li Fei might as well challenge himself to seize the marriage.
How could Li Fei, who was dizzy at the time, think about the meaning behind this challenge?
When the two entered the ring, Daniel pretended to resist a few times, and he fell down on the spot and begged for mercy.
By the time the old prophet who heard the news came here, everything was over.
Daniel, under the gaze of tens of thousands of people, was defeated by Li Fei. According to the regulations, Li Fei had to marry the orc bride from the Ergou tribe.
And all of this started when the tribal council, the elders felt that Daniel should be calmed down, and doing business also required stability in the border area.
So I deliberately bullied him, and when he came, put the matter of marriage directly into his mouth, so that he couldn't tell the pain.
Now, after linking the cause and effect together, Li Fei wants to understand thoroughly.
There was only one thought in his mind - run!
Regardless of his three sevens and twenty-one, I would rather be roasted on a wooden stick by an orc than to marry a man who doesn't even wear shoes, has dry skin, deals with cattle and sheep all day long, and can single-handedly beat everyone in his world with one arm Orc girl!
no way!
Seeing that Li Fei wanted to run away, Daniel stretched out his big hand, grabbed him, and warned in a serious tone, "Li Fei! Li Fei! Be sober!"
"If you run away now, then I assure you, next, at the border between us and the Ergou tribe, there will be a bloody conflict that surpasses all the people in your world!"
"That will make the Grand War, which killed more than [-] people, as relaxing as an afternoon tea conversation."
Li Fei: "Well, it's only a little over [-]. If it's worthy of being called a big battle, we actually fought the Battle of the Somme and the Battle of Verdun, where millions of people were killed and injured."
Daniel: "Well, I underestimated you"
Li Fei: "Why don't we find a place to talk about these battles?"
Daniel: "Okay! Ok! But after you get married!!!"
Seeing that Daniel was not fooled, Li Fei raised his head to the sky and roared, and immediately rushed forward, but was unfortunately tripped by Daniel and was finally dragged away by force.
Ten long finger prints left on the grass.
It is Li Fei's outward expression of freedom, as well as the silent complaint of arranged marriages under the feudal system.
(End of this chapter)
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