City: Hilarious Commercial Street

Chapter 349 349. I Finally Understand Him

Time flickered to noon.

From 2:[-] am to [-]:[-] noon, only three hours have passed, but for Brother Min, the two hours before and after these three hours are as fast as [-] minutes!

But the hour in the middle made him feel like his days were like years.

Now he finally understands why Li Fei, a young boy, often loses control of his emotions or his blood pressure soars when facing them.

In the past, Brother Min felt that Li Fei was not strong enough.

No potential for greatness.

We just did a little bit, and didn't play too many tricks, and you just got angry like that.

Is it too serious?
Too out of breath?
But when he stood at Li Fei's angle and experienced it himself for a few hours, Brother Min understood it. He understood it thoroughly.
Who the hell doesn't have a big head when facing a group of adult problem children? ? ?
After Elaine agreed, as the number one singer of the Tang Dynasty, she added fuel to the night's carnival.

You have to stand there with legs in the Tang style corridor, accompanied by orchid dancers, and played by the band.

Elaine must leave Siren Qing Bar and come to the outside world.

So here comes the problem
He Li Shimin, even if he returned to his young and strong body, it would not be so easy to pick up Elaine and go to the supermarket.

Because Elaine, who has nine heads and a body, only looks about 120 catties!
But she actually weighs 290 pounds!
After all, the muscle density of sea monsters is completely different from that of humans!

Which normal human will transform into a tail in water?

So not only to avoid suspicion, but also because he couldn't afford to carry him, Brother Min planned to get a sedan chair with eight lifts to carry Elaine directly to the supermarket.

Then, something happened that made Li Shimin's blood pressure soar.
As soon as he heard that he was going to get a sedan chair, Cheng Yaojin, the number one meat hob in the Tang Dynasty, patted his chest, and shouted a few times with an expression of "I'm awesome".

"Your Majesty! There are so many people on the street today, and if you get another eight-carrying sedan chair, it may easily cause a safety hazard!"

"Have you forgotten what weapon my old Cheng is best at using?"

"This kind of rough work, I will do it! I can do it!"

So, Brother Min and Mr. Fang watched with twitching corners of their mouths. Cheng Yaojin was hugged by the princess for a while, and put down for a while, panting heavily for a rest.
In just 3 minutes, I was sweating from exhaustion, and I saw that the distance traveled was not more than one meter! ! !
Just like that, you can brag about being able to hug yourself? ? ?
Brother Min, who couldn't stand it anymore, decided to bring a sedan chair to carry people.

But what he never expected was that
Brother Yu Chigong and Qin Qiong unexpectedly joined together at this time
Double princess hug? ! !
In any romantic drama and romantic movie, it is the best perspective action between the male and female protagonists to see each other's nose hairs and blackheads on the nose.

Forcibly embraced the momentum of carrying the coffin! ! !

Yu Chigong was on the left, and Qin Qiong was on the right. They had bulging veins, their necks were red, and sweat was pouring out drop by drop from all the pores on their bodies.

At that time, Brother Min wanted to eat a whole bottle of Suxiao Jiuxin Pills.

I, Da Tang, have never lost face like this in my life.
explain!Did you take black money from Ying Zheng or Fatty Dong? !

Deliberately backstabbing the widow like this!

Brother Min, who really couldn't stand it anymore, yelled at them to put down Elaine, and after helping her to stand up himself, he let the group of disgraceful guys go away to maintain order.

When he was about to bring eight large sedan chairs to the modern age, and then send Elaine away directly.

A man who has been preparing for a long time is here! ! !
A red rabbit horse, a little cold light came first, and then it came out like a dragon!

It's not SJZ Zhao Yun!

It was Lu Bu who rode out on a red rabbit horse in the congested commercial street! ! !
Under the stunned gaze of Brother Min and everyone else.

The rebellious Lu Bu laughed wildly and stopped the horse on the spot with one hand, then grabbed Elaine's delicate arm with the other, and with a clever force, grabbed Elaine who was on the ground onto his horse.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Bu put her on his chest, raised the horse rope in his hand, knocked away the crowd, and ran towards the street.

In the end, the fierce general and the beautiful woman rode on the horse and galloped, enjoying the speed and passion of death.

It was suppressed by the righteous Sanjin Street Police Station.
The horse was confiscated, and the halberd was also handed over. He was locked up in the prison for seven days and fined 1000 yuan.

For those customers who were hit by the red rabbit horse but not injured, each of them paid a big gift, and finally got Elaine to the staff lounge on the fourth floor of the supermarket.

Brother Min only felt that the process was slow, reminding him of the eve of the Xuanwumen Incident.
it's too long
too painful
And these people are too skinny
Brother Min, who had been standing at the window for a while, looked away, and said to Dong Zhuo who was behind him in a dissatisfied tone, "You son, you need to be disciplined!"

"Riding horses and galloping in the troubled streets, if there is no prohibition on hurting each other, I don't know how many people will die today!"

"And it's still a red rabbit!"

"That horse is simply a heavy tank!"

Dong Zhuo's face was a bit ugly after being sprayed by Brother Min like this, because he couldn't control Lu Bu, a brat now.

And it's outrageous that he can be blamed for this matter!

Who doesn't know that on the side of the Three Kingdoms, Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao are completely in charge?

Although Cao Cao is his deputy in name, he is not the Boss Cao behind him now, but as Yuan Shao's spokesperson, working here for Yuan Shao.

Talking about such a lot is nothing more than that Dong Zhuo is easy to scold!Very bullying!

If you have the ability, go hang those two Yuans!
Dong Zhuo was so angry that he really wanted to take off his baseball cap, hit Brother Min directly in the face, and scolded him in a super domineering voice.

"I'm quitting! I'm going back to Bingzhou to be the grass head king! You po gai!"

"Bring someone here if you have the ability!"

"Look at me and the State Wolf Rider, am I qualified enough to teach you bastards a lesson!"

But the cold real world made him have to endure it.

Because Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu and others let him be the big brother in name, it is because he has the role of asking for directions and taking the blame.

Otherwise, the eighteen heroes would have rubbed him on the ground long ago.

Let you burn Luoyang in the future!
So, Dong Zhuo, who was scolded head on and covered his face, and his face turned black, walked out of the staff lounge without saying a word.

He traveled back to the Three Kingdoms, found Jia Xu who didn't go to the supermarket today, and told the poisonous man about the 100 billion plan that Li Fei had told him.

In the history of the Three Kingdoms, this skinny middle-aged man was almost invisible all the time.

After hearing the conditions for emigrating to the afterlife, a frightening gleam flashed in his eyes.

"My lord, how much are you willing to pay for emigrating to the next world?"

"How old? Humph! Everything! I don't want to stay here anymore! Because sooner or later, they will kill my family, Dong Zhuo! I want to make 100 billion! Then cheat their money! Finally, I ran away with the money!"

"In that case, I have three strategies."

(End of this chapter)