I spent those years in the countryside

Chapter 102 The Scared Zhang Xiaoshan

The next morning, when Du Ming arrived at Li Guang's house, there were not many people in Li Guang's house.

The chef has already started to work. He is holding a wedding banquet for a family in the countryside. Basically, the whole village has to go to congratulate him.The members' money is basically not much, and the members' money is 200 yuan these days.

Du Ming went into the room to take a look at the children, and was pushed out by Zhang Xiaoyue: "Go, go, go and play."

Du Ming was very envious of Li Guang having a daughter. He always felt that he couldn't see enough, so he wanted to take a second look: "I'll take another look."

"What are you looking at? Didn't you see that Qinqin is going to feed the child?"

Du Ming was still dawdling, but Li Guang gave him a kick: "Want to take advantage of my wife? When you have a baby in the future, I will stay at your house when you are breastfeeding."

"I didn't expect you to be such a person?!"

Du Ming opened his eyes wide, his face full of grief: "You are careless in making friends."

Du Ming came to drink the wedding, but was directly arranged by the village red and white council to become the big boss, who is in charge of the entire wedding banquet. Du Ming felt a headache: "Fourth Grandpa, I just came to drink the wedding. I don't understand either."

"There's nothing to be busy with, so I'll tell you something."

The fourth grandfather is 70 years old, and said with a smile: "Not only you, but also Dashan Dakui and the others. We are all old. You young people still have to inherit these traditional etiquettes."

What kind of banquet needs to be arranged, what specifications are needed, how many cold dishes are served, and people are arranged to go door to door to call the attendants, etc.

Every link seems simple, but it cannot be sloppy.

If the big boss makes a mistake, the whole village will be reduced to a laughing stock.

Before twelve o'clock at noon, the grandmother's family of the newborn child must arrive.

The children's grandmother's house usually has necessary things to buy, such as buying a bed, selling a stroller, selling a bathtub, etc., and preparing [-] eggs.

These [-] eggs have to be carried home, and the women in the village help boil the eggs and dye them red.

Not only should half of the hard-boiled red eggs be returned to the child's grandmother's house, but every household in Dadu Village also needs to share the eggs.In the past, each family who gave birth to a boy was given two red eggs, and each family who gave birth to a girl was given one egg.

Now that men and women are equal, girls are given two eggs.

Before the banquet begins, firecrackers and fireworks will be set off.

Du Ming was arranged to pour tea for the child's grandmother's family, and he couldn't see that the teacup in front of the grandmother's family was empty.Put brown sugar in the tea.

After the banquet was over, Du Ming moved the return gifts to the car, and then Du Ming realized: "I'm still hungry?"

He didn't even have a chance to eat at the table.

"Come on, Daming has worked hard."

Naturally, Li Guang's family would not treat the villagers who helped out badly. After the banquet was over, a table was opened for the helpers.

Zhang Xiaoyue was full, so she took a plastic bag and took away some bones, which were for Dahei to eat.

"Drink less alcohol."

After giving an order, Zhang Xiaoyue left gracefully.

"Aha."

Du Kaishan laughed loudly: "Da Kui, you have a companion."

Du Kui murmured: "Hey, you Du Kaishan are not a real man. Did someone pull your ears in the back mountain that day? Some people say that it's not bad to pull your ears and kiss them?"

Du Kaishan's face darkened in an instant, and he kicked Du Kui: "You guys are peeping?!"

There were only three young people at the table, and the youngest one was over 50 years old, so naturally they didn't want to join in their frolicking.

We just started eating when Du Ming's cell phone rang.

After answering the phone, Du Ming's face darkened, he stood up and walked home.

On the way, before Zhang Xiaoyue came home, Zhang Xiaoshan pestered her: "Sister, how can you be so unkind, Zhang Hui was just joking, you guys really take it seriously?"

Zhang Xiaoshan came to intercede with Zhang Bangye.

Glancing at Zhang Xiaoshan, are you calling me sister at this time?

Zhang Xiaoshan had never called her this way before: "I'm here to teach, did you tell Zhang Hui?"

"how is this possible?"

Zhang Xiaoshan quickly denied: "Sister, you have to forgive others and forgive others. Rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry. Be careful of revenge."

"I really doubt that when you were born, it was the third uncle who drank fake wine, which made you lose your mind."

Zhang Xiaoyue sneered: "Don't meddle in this matter, you can't control it."

"How can it be?"

Zhang Xiaoshan licked his face: "Sister, tell your brother-in-law to let Zhang Bangye go, just one sentence, is it so difficult?"

It was Zhang Xiaoshan who told Zhang Hui about Zhang Xiaoyue teaching here.

This is Zhang Hui's promise that if Zhang Xiaoshan tells where Zhang Xiaoyue is teaching, the land in the northeast of Linjiang City will be developed by Zhang Xiaoshan.Now that Zhang Bangye is finished, the land is naturally out of reach.

So Zhang Xiaoshan very much hopes that Zhang Bangye can be resurrected with full blood.

Ever since they separated from the Zhang family, Zhang Xiaoshan's family has opened a real estate company. With this piece of land, they will be able to work on everything. Without this piece of land, the company will go out of business.

"It's not difficult or difficult. You have to use your brain and think clearly about the cause and effect."

Zhang Xiaoyue entered the house and went straight into the house.

Zhang Xiaoshan followed into the courtyard, and when he entered the door, he was so scared that he almost lost his nerve.In front of the door was a giant python coiled on a pillar, looking up at him with its head raised.

"Oh my God"

Zhang Xiaoshan almost peed and crawled into the yard.

As soon as he entered the yard, he walked around the swimming pool in a panic, and felt a softness behind him.

Turning his head, Zhang Xiaoshan really peed
"Oh my god"

Behind him, a brown bear stood taller than him.

Tall and strong, fierce and evil.

Zhang Xiaoshan ran back while rolling and crawling, but he didn't dare to run towards the gate.While running, he shouted: "Help, Zhang Xiaoyue, help, you have a bear at home"

Stumbling, turning his head to look behind him, he ran towards the door.

Before reaching the door, a huge earth dog was staring at him covetously.One accelerated sharply and bumped head-on.

"boom"

Zhang Xiaoshan only felt that Venus was popping up in front of his eyes, and his lower abdomen was about to be torn apart.

His whole body flew up.

"Wow"

The world in front of him was silent, and Zhang Xiaoshan was knocked down into the swimming pool.

"Gudong."

After taking a few sips of water, Zhang Xiaoshan paddled and pulled the water, ignoring the pain all over his body: "Zhang Xiaoyue, you want to murder."

"Oh my god"

Just as Zhang Xiaoshan was about to curse, a giant python slowly swam past in front of him, less than half a meter away from him.

That stout body, four or five meters long
Zhang Xiaoshan's eyes darkened, and a chill came from his heart: "Oh my god!"

Desperately paddling and pulling the water, we are about to swim to the shore.After swimming a few times, I saw the big bear sitting on the bank, and the native dog staring at it.

Zhang Xiaoshan is gone.
He turned around and paddled in another direction. This turn, he lay behind him with his head tilted up, only [-] centimeters away from him, spitting out a message.

When his eyes went dark, Zhang Xiaoshan passed out completely.

When Zhang Xiaoshan opened his eyes, a huge bear's head was almost pressed against his face.Beside him, the giant python coiled into a formation of snakes.

"Mom"

I don't know where the strength came from, so I jumped up.

Xiong San was taken aback immediately, and leaned back.

Zhang Xiaoshan ran out of the yard without looking back, got into the car, and the car outside the door quickly ran away.

"Hey. Chairman, you little brother-in-law, why do you look like a badass?"

Du Kaishan looked at Zhang Xiaoshan who ran past, got into the car, and ran away in surprise: "You are right beside you, didn't he see it?"

When Du Ming came back, Zhang Xiaoshan was lying in the swimming pool and passed out.

When I pulled this guy up, just put it away, this guy seemed to be crazy, bursting out with infinite potential, and ran away.

Du Ming was also very depressed: "They are all descendants of the old man. The old man is so wise, my father-in-law is calm and wise, and my daughter-in-law is shrewd and wise. They all seem to have no brains. Could it be that the old man really drank fake wine back then? , I have my third uncle?"

Entering the house, Zhang Xiaoyue was sitting on the sofa grading homework, and the things outside didn't seem to have attracted her attention.

Du Ming was also speechless, when did his wife become so hard-hearted?

Zhang Xiaoshan almost drowned just now!
"He can't die!"

Seemingly knowing what Du Ming was thinking, Zhang Xiaoyue didn't even lift her head: "The reckless man still has Xiong San, who is going to save him. Even if he drowns, there will be one less mentally retarded person in the world, so he can get married and have children in the future. The children are also a group of mentally handicapped, lowering the IQ standard of the crowd."

Du Ming: "???"

My daughter-in-law has a lot of resentment, what did Zhang Xiaoshan do to make his wise daughter-in-law so indifferent?

(End of this chapter)