urban god priest
Chapter 34
Chapter 34
Chapter 34
"Are you the boss of this Yin Yang Xuan Office?"
The gang leader spoke loudly, took a cigarette in his mouth, and looked down at me condescendingly.
Knowing that they were not kind, I responded without fear, "I'm the boss, what's the matter with you?"
The gangster took a deep breath, and then said: "Brothers are bored, I want to calculate my fortune, can you do it?"
Seeing his expression in my eyes, I calmly said, "Since we're opening the door to do business, of course we will."
The gangster flicked the cigarette ash, showed a playful look, and said: "Then you help me calculate my fortune today. If the calculation is correct, money will be indispensable. If the calculation is not accurate, then don't blame me for smashing your poor shop." .”
That last sentence speaks volumes.
They said it blatantly when they smashed the stalls. This was clearly looking for trouble. Thinking of Aunt Lin's reminder last night, I guessed that these people should be ordered by Liang Yuxuan.
Fortune-telling and fortune-telling calculate a period of time, and this period of time must be at least a week long. The fortune of a day is very short and detailed, and it is impossible at all.
Of course, unless you look at the physiognomy or divination, you can see the temporary fortune.
However, these bastards are obviously looking for trouble with me, so it is useless to calculate whether they are accurate, they are just looking for an excuse.
Seeing through their purpose, I am confident.
After a pause, thinking about it, I smiled and said, "There is no need to calculate, just by looking at your face, your anger is soaring to the sky, and your seal is black, I can be sure that you will be bloody within 10 minutes."
"You fucking fart, dare to curse me." The gangster cursed.
The other four gangsters showed their vicious looks and were about to make a move.
I was not in a hurry, and the old god said calmly: "I have four copper coins here, if you don't believe me, you can put one in the left and right trouser pockets, hold one with each hand, and walk around the street a few times to find out. Of course, if you don’t dare, just pretend I didn’t say anything.”
The biggest characteristic of these gangsters is that they are competitive, so I beat them up.
Sure enough, the bastard boss was successfully provoked by me, and he yelled on the spot: "I dare to cut people, what else dare not, isn't it just a couple of laps, I will go and shake, but I will leave the words here, if I don't have a bloody disaster, so why don't you wait to die."
After speaking, he carried two copper coins on his body as I said, held one in each hand, and walked directly to the street to hang around.
I secretly smiled.
That copper coin is not an ordinary copper coin, nor is it the Five Emperors copper coin for suppressing sneakiness, but Yin money.
Yin coins are generally copper coins buried in ancient tombs or coffins. After being buried in the ground for hundreds of years, such copper coins will be infected with a certain evil nature. The scientific point is that they have a special magnetic field.
He had four of them on him, and I secretly tampered with them.
And I have one secretly in my hand, five copper coins form a small Yin formation, and the entire Yin formation is controlled by this one in my hand.
The four gangsters leaned against the door frame, looking contemptuous and slightly mocking, as if they regarded me as an idiot, and looked like they were waiting to deal with me.
The leader of the gangster walked on the street with unrecognizable steps, whistled, and looked at me from time to time, as if to say: Do you think I have a bloody disaster?
I kept my composure and waited for the opportunity silently.
There is not much traffic on the street in front of the shop, but there are still vehicles passing by from time to time.
After waiting for a few minutes.
A white car is coming quickly, and the gang leader is in the middle of the street.
The opportunity is here.
I hurriedly conjured up the formula in the dark, applied it to the copper coins in my hand, and activated the magic circle.
In this way, the soul of the gangster is affected by the Yin formation, and he appears confused, without thinking, and does not know the danger at all.
The time of confusion was not long, only a second.
But one second is enough.
The squeaking sound of the tires rubbing against the ground pierced the eardrums, and the four gangsters were shocked and looked at me in surprise.
The purpose is to teach a lesson, not to kill, so I quickly disarmed the magic circle, and the gangster woke up instantly. The sudden situation made him tremble all over, and he flew away.
I controlled the timing just right, and the gangster had time to react. Although he was not hit by the white car, he fell to the ground in a flash, broke his hand, wiped his forehead on the ground, rubbed off some skin, and died. color.
"Big brother!"
"Big brother!"
Several gangsters reacted and rushed up one after another, helping the gangster leader quickly.
The driver was a middle-aged man. He lowered the window and cursed: "The fuck is standing in the middle of the road, looking for death."
"Bastard, get out of the car." A gangster pointed at the driver and cursed.
"Exit you Mabi!" The driver didn't touch the gangster, so there was no such thing as a hit-and-run, and he yelled and fought back while driving away.
"You son of a bitch, don't run away!"
"Brother, are you alright?"
"Brother, where did you fall?"
I came out of the shop and came to the side of the street, only to see the gangster leader was so frightened that his face was blue.
I smiled and said to the bastard leader: "You are lucky, if you don't take my copper coins, you are afraid that you will be hit to death by the car just now."
The leader of the gangster was trembling, possessed by a soul, and he obviously hadn't recovered yet. In this state, he never thought that it was my hands and feet. Even if he had normal thinking, he would not doubt it. At this time, he looked at me in shock, his eyes revealed Unbelievable.
The other four gangsters looked at me with a little more fear, and were speechless, after all, the 'fact' was right in front of them.
Smiling secretly in my heart, I continued: "With your face, I advise you to stay at home within a month, don't run around, don't break the law and discipline, otherwise, there will be bloody disasters at worst, involving your life, and at least you will be imprisoned."
The bastard boss was speechless, the lesson just now made his expression extremely dignified.
Instead, a gangster yelled: "Don't scare people, it's just my brother's bad luck."
I made a mocking look and said with a smile: "You said it all, your elder brother is unlucky, that's right. When people are unlucky, drinking cold water will clog their teeth. It's normal to have accidents. I kindly remind you, If you still don’t believe it, I’m too lazy to argue with you, if you don’t believe it, just wait and see.”
This time, he shut up.
The others were also speechless.
The bastard leader obviously had lingering fears, and stammered: "This is so effective. This kid has some skills. I'd rather believe it than believe it. Let's go."
The four gangsters gave me a displeased look. Although they were unwilling, they didn't dare to do anything, and helped the gangster leader to leave quickly.
"Leave the copper coins, you can't afford that stuff." I reminded.
The bastard boss is already very honest, so he still has the heart to deal with me and return the copper coins to me respectfully.
Watching the gangsters leave, I laughed, Liang Yuxuan wanted to punish me, it was not that easy.
The onlookers dispersed.
I go back to the shop.
Just when I was about to gather my mood and study the Yin-Yang Sunda Curse, Song Yixiu rushed over.
"Little master, it's not good." She said anxiously as soon as they met.
I raised my eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"
Song Yixiu hurriedly said: "Last night, the spirit of the ancestors came out of the dream to my husband, saying that after Feng Silun returned to the underworld, he announced my father-in-law, saying that my father-in-law ordered future generations to find Mr. Yin Yang in Yangjian to arrest him, beat him into tricks, and force him Add a crime to him, now my father-in-law has been arrested, what should I do, little master."
"Don't worry, don't worry!" I stabilized her first when I was surprised.
I'm still young, and I thought I'd be safe after Feng Silun's pledge, but I didn't expect him to do something like this, and the Yin Division is obviously protected by a ghost official, so I can't do anything to him.
What's more, I didn't expect that the shady and ghost officials would be so smoky, unreliable, and to put it bluntly, it was darkness.
Facing the dark underworld, what should we do?
……
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 34
"Are you the boss of this Yin Yang Xuan Office?"
The gang leader spoke loudly, took a cigarette in his mouth, and looked down at me condescendingly.
Knowing that they were not kind, I responded without fear, "I'm the boss, what's the matter with you?"
The gangster took a deep breath, and then said: "Brothers are bored, I want to calculate my fortune, can you do it?"
Seeing his expression in my eyes, I calmly said, "Since we're opening the door to do business, of course we will."
The gangster flicked the cigarette ash, showed a playful look, and said: "Then you help me calculate my fortune today. If the calculation is correct, money will be indispensable. If the calculation is not accurate, then don't blame me for smashing your poor shop." .”
That last sentence speaks volumes.
They said it blatantly when they smashed the stalls. This was clearly looking for trouble. Thinking of Aunt Lin's reminder last night, I guessed that these people should be ordered by Liang Yuxuan.
Fortune-telling and fortune-telling calculate a period of time, and this period of time must be at least a week long. The fortune of a day is very short and detailed, and it is impossible at all.
Of course, unless you look at the physiognomy or divination, you can see the temporary fortune.
However, these bastards are obviously looking for trouble with me, so it is useless to calculate whether they are accurate, they are just looking for an excuse.
Seeing through their purpose, I am confident.
After a pause, thinking about it, I smiled and said, "There is no need to calculate, just by looking at your face, your anger is soaring to the sky, and your seal is black, I can be sure that you will be bloody within 10 minutes."
"You fucking fart, dare to curse me." The gangster cursed.
The other four gangsters showed their vicious looks and were about to make a move.
I was not in a hurry, and the old god said calmly: "I have four copper coins here, if you don't believe me, you can put one in the left and right trouser pockets, hold one with each hand, and walk around the street a few times to find out. Of course, if you don’t dare, just pretend I didn’t say anything.”
The biggest characteristic of these gangsters is that they are competitive, so I beat them up.
Sure enough, the bastard boss was successfully provoked by me, and he yelled on the spot: "I dare to cut people, what else dare not, isn't it just a couple of laps, I will go and shake, but I will leave the words here, if I don't have a bloody disaster, so why don't you wait to die."
After speaking, he carried two copper coins on his body as I said, held one in each hand, and walked directly to the street to hang around.
I secretly smiled.
That copper coin is not an ordinary copper coin, nor is it the Five Emperors copper coin for suppressing sneakiness, but Yin money.
Yin coins are generally copper coins buried in ancient tombs or coffins. After being buried in the ground for hundreds of years, such copper coins will be infected with a certain evil nature. The scientific point is that they have a special magnetic field.
He had four of them on him, and I secretly tampered with them.
And I have one secretly in my hand, five copper coins form a small Yin formation, and the entire Yin formation is controlled by this one in my hand.
The four gangsters leaned against the door frame, looking contemptuous and slightly mocking, as if they regarded me as an idiot, and looked like they were waiting to deal with me.
The leader of the gangster walked on the street with unrecognizable steps, whistled, and looked at me from time to time, as if to say: Do you think I have a bloody disaster?
I kept my composure and waited for the opportunity silently.
There is not much traffic on the street in front of the shop, but there are still vehicles passing by from time to time.
After waiting for a few minutes.
A white car is coming quickly, and the gang leader is in the middle of the street.
The opportunity is here.
I hurriedly conjured up the formula in the dark, applied it to the copper coins in my hand, and activated the magic circle.
In this way, the soul of the gangster is affected by the Yin formation, and he appears confused, without thinking, and does not know the danger at all.
The time of confusion was not long, only a second.
But one second is enough.
The squeaking sound of the tires rubbing against the ground pierced the eardrums, and the four gangsters were shocked and looked at me in surprise.
The purpose is to teach a lesson, not to kill, so I quickly disarmed the magic circle, and the gangster woke up instantly. The sudden situation made him tremble all over, and he flew away.
I controlled the timing just right, and the gangster had time to react. Although he was not hit by the white car, he fell to the ground in a flash, broke his hand, wiped his forehead on the ground, rubbed off some skin, and died. color.
"Big brother!"
"Big brother!"
Several gangsters reacted and rushed up one after another, helping the gangster leader quickly.
The driver was a middle-aged man. He lowered the window and cursed: "The fuck is standing in the middle of the road, looking for death."
"Bastard, get out of the car." A gangster pointed at the driver and cursed.
"Exit you Mabi!" The driver didn't touch the gangster, so there was no such thing as a hit-and-run, and he yelled and fought back while driving away.
"You son of a bitch, don't run away!"
"Brother, are you alright?"
"Brother, where did you fall?"
I came out of the shop and came to the side of the street, only to see the gangster leader was so frightened that his face was blue.
I smiled and said to the bastard leader: "You are lucky, if you don't take my copper coins, you are afraid that you will be hit to death by the car just now."
The leader of the gangster was trembling, possessed by a soul, and he obviously hadn't recovered yet. In this state, he never thought that it was my hands and feet. Even if he had normal thinking, he would not doubt it. At this time, he looked at me in shock, his eyes revealed Unbelievable.
The other four gangsters looked at me with a little more fear, and were speechless, after all, the 'fact' was right in front of them.
Smiling secretly in my heart, I continued: "With your face, I advise you to stay at home within a month, don't run around, don't break the law and discipline, otherwise, there will be bloody disasters at worst, involving your life, and at least you will be imprisoned."
The bastard boss was speechless, the lesson just now made his expression extremely dignified.
Instead, a gangster yelled: "Don't scare people, it's just my brother's bad luck."
I made a mocking look and said with a smile: "You said it all, your elder brother is unlucky, that's right. When people are unlucky, drinking cold water will clog their teeth. It's normal to have accidents. I kindly remind you, If you still don’t believe it, I’m too lazy to argue with you, if you don’t believe it, just wait and see.”
This time, he shut up.
The others were also speechless.
The bastard leader obviously had lingering fears, and stammered: "This is so effective. This kid has some skills. I'd rather believe it than believe it. Let's go."
The four gangsters gave me a displeased look. Although they were unwilling, they didn't dare to do anything, and helped the gangster leader to leave quickly.
"Leave the copper coins, you can't afford that stuff." I reminded.
The bastard boss is already very honest, so he still has the heart to deal with me and return the copper coins to me respectfully.
Watching the gangsters leave, I laughed, Liang Yuxuan wanted to punish me, it was not that easy.
The onlookers dispersed.
I go back to the shop.
Just when I was about to gather my mood and study the Yin-Yang Sunda Curse, Song Yixiu rushed over.
"Little master, it's not good." She said anxiously as soon as they met.
I raised my eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"
Song Yixiu hurriedly said: "Last night, the spirit of the ancestors came out of the dream to my husband, saying that after Feng Silun returned to the underworld, he announced my father-in-law, saying that my father-in-law ordered future generations to find Mr. Yin Yang in Yangjian to arrest him, beat him into tricks, and force him Add a crime to him, now my father-in-law has been arrested, what should I do, little master."
"Don't worry, don't worry!" I stabilized her first when I was surprised.
I'm still young, and I thought I'd be safe after Feng Silun's pledge, but I didn't expect him to do something like this, and the Yin Division is obviously protected by a ghost official, so I can't do anything to him.
What's more, I didn't expect that the shady and ghost officials would be so smoky, unreliable, and to put it bluntly, it was darkness.
Facing the dark underworld, what should we do?
……
(End of this chapter)
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