Taoyuan Xianzhuang

Chapter 312 Land Lord, Here I Come Again
"Master of the land! Lord of the land!"

"Master of the land? Old man of the land! Hey! Old man! Die!"

Yang Xiao's yelling at the beginning turned into yelling, but he didn't get any response.

"This old guy, where did he go!?"

Yang Xiao scratched her head, went around to the back of the Temple of Thunder, and disappeared after a round of inspection, then looked at the 500-year-old ginseng plant.

Still.

"Master of the land! If you don't come out again, I'll poach your ginseng? Old man of the land! The land..."

"What's your name? Are you urging me to die?"

Hearing that Yang Xiao was going to touch his ginseng, the land master immediately got out of the ground, and the crutch in his hand was about to be broken!
"Try to touch my ginseng! Look, I can't stop your Feng Shui!"

Yang Xiao suddenly laughed, looked at the dwarf old man in front of him, and said, "Master Land, you can figure it out, I have something urgent to find you."

The land master said angrily: "You have something in a hurry? How did you promise me last time? You forgot? Didn't you say you won't come this month? You promised at that time with a clear and loud sound, and it's not been a few days God, you just returned? How can you be so shameless? Give me back my Zilu!"

As he said that, the land lord stretched out his palm, which was about the size of an egg, and glared at Yang Xiao angrily.

Yang Xiao smiled, pushed his hand away, and said: "Don't tell me, although the taste of the Zilu is not good, the effect is still very good. I drank it all, and it's gone. I'm planning to drink it again. I want two bottles from you!"

"I want you to lose your mind! Get out! I don't want to see you again! Get out immediately, non-stop! Otherwise, I will die..."

"All right, all right, land lord, don't scare me, I really have serious business with you this time."

The land is fair: "I care about your serious and crooked affairs, the old man has no interest at all. If you don't leave, I will be a curse!"

"As a land lord, you are still in the class of immortals. You must be a lower-ranking immortal if you don't count as a high-ranking immortal. How can you scold people? Aren't all immortals whose job is to save the suffering? I'm in big trouble now. Aren't you going to help me?"

"The one who saves the suffering is Guanyin Bodhisattva. Look at my height, old man, do I look like a god who saves the suffering?"

"Your height...and...you are quite tall and tall!"

The land lord frowned, and looked at Yang Xiao with disdain, "Don't you have a conscience when you say this? Don't you know what kind of old man you are?"

It's no wonder that people don't give themselves a good face.

Yang Xiao met him twice in total, and cheated him twice, so it's no wonder he can give him a good face!

Yang Xiao smiled and said, "Master Land, what a shame, it's just two bottles of dew. Look at you, why did you remember it? I'll build you a Temple of Earth later, so that people in our village will worship you every day." , the incense burns continuously, isn’t it much more affordable than your two bottles of dew?”

"It's three bottles!"

"Okay, okay, three bottles, even if it's three bottles, it's not worth an earth temple!"

The Earth Lord no longer believed in Yang Xiao. He shook his head and waved his hands in disbelief, and said, "Forget it, I have been tricked by you twice! You, as long as you don't bother me, I'm very satisfied, thank God, please, let's go. The old man is afraid of you!"

"Master! What are you doing!"

Yang Xiao posted it up with a shameless face, and said with a playful smile: "I just came to ask you for a favor, what are you doing! Look at you, it's too embarrassing. After all, we are old friends, and it's not a small favor." Help? You rely on your parents at home and friends when you go out. Even if you are a god, you will inevitably encounter difficulties, maybe you can still use me. "

"just you?"

The Lord looked down on Yang Xiao very much, and said with a sneer, "What can you do? It's just a small Nine Turns Realm, what use can you be?"

Yang Xiao stammered, and said: "I, I, I... I'm useless, but Master Zhenjun must be useful, right? I know Thunder God Zhenjun, Lightning God Zhenjun, Fengshen Zhenjun, Rain God Zhenjun and Eighteen Bu Tianlong, if one day you offend one of them, maybe I can still ask for mercy!"

The land lord didn't believe it at all, and sneered: "Just you? Are you pleading? Don't talk about Master Zhenjun, let alone the eighteen dragons, even a celestial general can crush you. Nine turns, you can't even guard the Nantianmen. You can't compare to the Heavenly Soldiers, yet you plead for mercy? Why are you even bigger than others?"

Yang Xiao was said to be worthless, this old man is really annoying him now, it's useless to say good things, and it's useless to give favors, as a guarantee, people don't believe you at all!

Yang Xiao scratched her head, sat down on the ground, and turned on the rogue mode, "Then...then if you don't help me, I won't leave today."

"If you die here, the old man won't even look at you! Come on, don't crush my ginseng! Go and sit on the side!" The land lord glanced at Yang Xiao angrily, and pulled him.

Unexpectedly, Yang Xiao moved her butt onto the 500-year-old ginseng plant, and said, "I can't afford it, you, you, you, you can hit me if you have the ability, and you can break my Fengshui, anyway, my Fengshui is already bad gone."

"You you ant, where are you sitting on your ass? Get out of the way, you, the old man really did it, I warn you, I'll count to three! Can't you get up!?"

Although Yang Xiao panicked a lot in his heart, the Lord of the Earth was the only god he knew, and he couldn't get up even if he was beaten, unless the other party agreed to help him!

"I'm sorry, you can do it if you want to. If you touch me, I'll tell Lord Zhenjun. Unless you kill me to silence me! Otherwise, this matter will definitely spread to the heavens. The dignified land master actually hit a man!" Mortals, don’t let the immortals laugh at you if you spread the word, I’ll see where you put your face!”

The land lord was turned blue and purple by Yang Xiao's anger, and he wanted to stab Yang Xiao to death with the crutch in his hand immediately!

"You're sorry, aren't you? Okay, okay! Boy, you have the guts, okay, tell me, how do you want this old man to help you!"

This surprised Yang Xiao. She didn't expect the other party to compromise all of a sudden. This change seems to be a bit fast. Didn't she still say to do it a second ago?
Yang Xiao chuckled, and said: "That's right, to be a god in the lower realm is to have a good temper. You say you are an old god, what do you care about with us mortals?"

"Stop talking nonsense, speak quickly!"

"A monster came to my farm. He has supernatural powers. I don't know the identity of the opponent, but he is very powerful. With my current ability, I may not be able to deal with him. So I want to ask the land master to help me subdue this monster. monster!"

(End of this chapter)