Taoyuan Xianzhuang

Chapter 268 Seeing the Land Lord Again

"What? Are you going to jump up and hit me on the knee again?" Yang Xiao asked with a smile while holding the land lord.

The Lord of the Earth said angrily: "Old man... old man... old man, jump up and you can unscrew your celestial spirit cover! Hold on tight and let go! I'll count to three two one, if you don't let go! I'll... I won't be polite!"

"Yang Xiao, let him go!"

Seeing that the little old man was blushing from the suffocation, he seemed really anxious. Shen Ailin felt that Yang Xiao was rude, so she persuaded her.

"All right!"

Yang Xiao's arm was like the boom of an excavator, and he put the little old man on a stone beside him, so that the little old man's height was just at the same level as them.

"Land... Cough, grandpa, what did you call us for?"

The little old man straightened his clothes angrily, suddenly raised the crutch in his hand, and hit Yang Xiao in the face.

"Fuck!"

Yang Xiao was startled, and her upper body flashed back. The little old man lost his balance, leaned forward, drew circles on both sides of his body with his hands, and shouted: "Hey, hey... Hurry up... Hurry up and give this old man a hand... eh..."

But neither Yang Xiao nor Shen Ailin wanted to come forward to help!
The little old man was in a stalemate with the gravity of the earth for three seconds, but he still couldn't restore his body's balance. He fell headfirst from the rock and was covered in mud.

"Ouch... the old man's waist..."

Yang Xiao hugged her shoulders, shook her head helplessly, and said with a smile, "Are you here to make a joke?"

Shen Ailin was excited and novel, and looked at the little old man with wide eyes, "Grandpa, what did you eat to grow up? How can you be so small? Are you sick? But you are well-proportioned, not like It's dwarfism!"

"You are the only one who is sick, and your whole family is sick!" After getting up, the little old man patted the dirt on his body, looked at the two "giants" beside him, and said again: "This old man is a majestic land lord, guarding one side. Shan Shui, who is in the immortal class, how can you two mortals be insulted!? Hurry up and apologize to the old man, otherwise the old man will break your family's Feng Shui!"

Yang Xiao has been hiding such things from Shen Ailin. After all, Shen Ailin is a mortal and has never been in contact with ghosts and gods, and Yang Xiao doesn't want her to be in contact with these things.That's why he didn't expose the identity of the Lord of the Land just now.

But the land lord didn't mean to hide it. Now that he had revealed his identity, he didn't know whether Shen Ailin would believe it or not.

"The Lord of the Land?" Shen Ailin looked at Yang Xiao with a puzzled face, as if she was looking for an answer.

Yang Xiao pointed at the land lord, and said with an innocent face: "What he said was not what I said, what do you think I am doing?"

Hearing what Yang Xiao said, Shen Ailin immediately turned her head to the land lord, and asked in disbelief, "What do you say you are? The land lord?"

The land public stood straight, with a fairy-like appearance, gently supporting his white beard, and said: "Yes, the old man is the land master of this mountain forest! But you must call me the land master! This It's respect for me, understand? Eh? Ehhhh... what are you going to do?"

As soon as the land official finished speaking, he felt that his feet were lifted off the ground and was lifted up again.

Looking up, Yang Xiao was looking at him curiously.

"Why do I not believe it so much? You don't seem to be a very powerful Yazi, the land lord. Are you really the land lord?"

The land lord shouted: "Presumptuous! How dare you doubt the identity of the old man? Bold! You let go of the old man! You bastard! This old man is disdainful to shoot at you two dolls! Let me go, Ma Liudi, otherwise the old man will die!" You're welcome!"

Yang Xiao put the Lord of the Land on the stone next to him again, trying to make himself serious, "Okay, you said you are the Lord of the Land, and I will believe it. Then, the Lord of the Land, what instructions do you have for this visit?"

Shen Ailin opened her big eyes, sometimes looking at Yang Xiao and sometimes at Tudigong, as if looking at two rare animals.

What are these two guys talking about?
"No, Yang Xiao, do you believe him?"

Yang Xiao blinked at Shen Ailin twice, and then Shen Ailin felt relieved, she thought Yang Xiao was really deceived by the other party!
What era is this? Everyone advocates science. Who would believe this kind of thing?
The land lord said angrily: "Did you call me the land lord? You have to call me the land lord!"

"Okay, lord, tell me, what are your orders." Yang Xiao nodded without sincerity, and changed her address.

Earth Lord pointed to the ginseng over there, and said, "That ginseng plant was planted by the old man, you can't touch it!"

"You said you can't touch it, so you can't touch it? Then what if I want to touch it?"

"Then old man, I will break the Feng Shui of your house, and if you go out, you will crash into a car!" The land is fair.

Not only was Yang Xiao not frightened, but she was also amused by the other party.

"Master Land, do you have no other tricks besides this trick? You can't do this trick, it can't scare me. Think about it, is there any other crueler and crueler way to deal with me?"

"I haven't thought of it yet." Land Lord replied without thinking, and then immediately changed his face, saying: "What I mean is, old man... old man... There are still many tricks, but I just don't want to use them on you, a little baby! "

Yang Xiao said with a smile: "Come on, Master Land, I can tell, you only have these few tricks! Let me summarize for you, a total of three tricks! The first trick is to elevate your status!" Bold! Presumptuous! Old man I am the Lord of the Land, guarding a side of mountains and rivers, and I am in the fairy class. You have to call me the Lord of the Land!'The second trick is to intimidate!' The old man broke the feng shui of your house, the old man is really rude! The old man really wants to beat you You are gone!' The third move is to find a reason! 'The old man doesn't bother to do anything to you! The old man doesn't bother to bully you two little dolls!'"

Seeing that his routine was exposed, the land lord's eyes rolled quickly, he was stunned for two seconds, and then said: "Boy, I warn you not to be too rampant, old man... old man... If you really do it, then you will regret it." That's too late!"

Yang Xiao let out a long sigh while supporting her forehead, and said dumbfoundedly: "I thought you had some new tricks, but you still scare people? If you are like this, why don't you give me a punch first, or let's compete openly, if If you win, then when I see you in the future, I will not only respectfully call you Lord Landlord, but also bow to you, how about it?"

The Land Lord rolled his eyes and asked, "Then what if you win?"

Yang Xiao laughed loudly, and said cheerfully, "Aren't you the Lord of the Land? Then I have no chance of winning at all. If you ask me this way, are you afraid that I will lose? Hahaha..."

The Land Lord felt that he had been tricked, and waved his hands and said: "You have a lot of tricks, I don't want to compare with you. Those guys in the province say that I bully the small with the big!"

(End of this chapter)