On the first day of rebirth, the school beauty secretly teased me

Chapter 74 I Will Help You Again

Chapter 80 I Will Help You Again

"Fifth brother, did you drink too much yesterday?"

Zheng Haisheng asked with a concerned face.

"Well, I drank some. How's the military training going? They're all tanned like African jackals."

After Ling Yan returned to his bunk and lay down, he asked with a smile.

"Fuck, fifth brother, you are not kind, you escaped the military training and don't help us, it's fine, and you are still sarcastic, brothers, give it to me!"

With Wang Lei's order, the Jiangnan Five Monsters immediately surrounded Ling Yan!There are those with textbooks, some with martial arts novels, some with fly swatters, some with water glasses, and the most awesome one is Wang Lei, who just picked up the mop in the dormitory.

In this battle, there were signs that Ling Yan would rush forward without admitting cowardice.

"I was wrong, big brothers, can't you be awesome?"

Ling Yan was stunned, the Jiangnan five monsters have been tossed so much by Liu Zhan these days, Ling Yan's sarcasm has directly aroused 'public indignation'.

"Old Liu is too ruthless. Today, when the fourth child was practicing military boxing, his movements were not standard. He contradicted the old Liu, and was fined to leapfrog around the playground. The fourth child just scolded the old Liu for not doing it. something."

Zheng Haisheng explained.

"I'm stupid, are you so cruel? Is it because you asked for leave last time that you were not feeling well, and Lao Liu is looking for your back?"

Ling Yan smiled and glanced at Wang Lei and asked.

"Fifth brother, don't talk nonsense, you bastard, the whole class has almost forgotten about that matter, so you are not allowed to mention it again."

Wang Lei had black lines on his face.

"Boss, you've been making a lot of noise these past few days. You and Duan Hongxue are the only ones chatting in the group. How's it going? Did you go out alone for a date or something?"

Ling Yan looked at Zheng Haisheng again and asked.

"I can't help it. I added her Penguin account and she refused, saying let's chat in the group! Let you bastards watch, how can I have the nerve to ask her to meet alone? Fifth brother, why don't you help me one time?"

Zheng Haisheng said helplessly.

"Is that so? It's because you're not thick-skinned enough, so I'll help you one more time."

Ling Yan smiled evilly, took out his phone and began to edit the information.

The poor monk misses his teacher too much: "@官方小喜爱，Duan Hongxue, you and Zheng Haisheng are chatting so passionately in the group, aren't you afraid that everyone will look ashamed?"

When Ling Yan's group message was sent out, Zheng Haisheng's face suddenly turned a liver color.

"Fifth brother, you bastard, I'm stupid! It's over, it's over, this game is completely over, Duan Hongxue sees you say that, and may ignore me in the future."

Zheng Haisheng sat beside Ling Yan's bed with his head drooping, as if his soul had been sucked out of him.

Don't snatch my pig: "Smelly pig, what are you talking about? Hongxue is blushing, talking nonsense and hitting you. (angry)"

Banana, you are not so nana: "Student Ling Yan, you are too much, apologize quickly, or all members of Girls 301 will go to the boys' dormitory to clean you up. (Small fist)"

Quiet Cloud: "It's too much, how can you say that? (question)"

Fish that can't swim: "(angry)"

Girl 301, except for Cheng Qiushuang, immediately sent a group message to denounce Ling Yan, and the group became lively again for a while.

The poor monk missed the teacher too much: "Ah, it seems that what I said was a bit too much, I apologize, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I beg you ladies to spare your lives. (Sweating)"

Seeing that he had attracted the attention of all the girls, Ling Yan immediately began to admit his mistake with a sincere attitude.

'cough cough cough'

At this moment, Zheng Haisheng's mobile phone sounded the sound of Penguin's friend application.

He opened it and saw that it was the request sent by Duan Hongxue, and Zheng Haisheng was stunned for a moment.

"I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, fifth brother is awesome!"

Wang Lei leaned over to take a look, and suddenly exclaimed.

Zhou Xiaotao: "Fifth brother, eternal god!"

Geng Wendi: "Fifth brother, the heifer rides the wire, it's awesome with sparks and lightning all the way."

Hou Haifeng: "It's amazing my fifth brother."

Boy 301 exploded again!The Jiangnan five monsters cheered excitedly, which immediately caused Aunt Suguan to roar...

"Fifth brother, how did you do it? This is incredible. Duan Hongxue just took the initiative to add my penguin. It feels like a dream."

When the dormitory quieted down, Zheng Haisheng asked with joy and doubt.

"You know what, it's called psychological tactics! I'm just playing tricks! The key depends on Duan Hongxue. If she is really interested in you, she will take the initiative to add you and chat with you one-on-one in the future! If she's not interested in you, it's useless for me to striptease in the group, understand?"

Ling Yan patiently explained, Zheng Haisheng became even more excited after hearing his words.

"Doesn't that mean that Duan Hongxue is interested in me?"

Zheng Haisheng wanted to confirm.

"You are still far away. I will teach you another trick. Damn, you have to pay tuition fees for today's things. If you are like this, immediately pass the friend request and chat with her. For the content, you can scold me twice." Sentence! You bastard, I lost a lot of money today, and tomorrow I will buy a pack of Zhonghua for me, no, one!"

After Ling Yan finished speaking, Zheng Haisheng nodded his head like he was pounding garlic, and then happily accepted Duan Hongxue's friend application, and began to edit the information and chat...

"Fifth Brother, can you help me too? If you can let Cheng Qiushuang add my Penguin account, I'll buy you two Zhonghuas!"

Wang Lei couldn't sit still anymore, seeing Zheng Haisheng sending messages with excitement, Wang Lei also became anxious.

"If you want Zhao Chunxia's penguin, I can help you. If Cheng Qiushuang, I can't do anything about San Tiao Zhong Zhong."

Ling Yan waved his hand, he is not optimistic about the matter of Cheng Qiushuang and Wang Lei at all, it is okay to help, but Ling Yan is afraid of causing trouble!The disaster of beauty and misfortune.

"Oh my fifth brother, why did you introduce Zhao Chunxia to the fourth? Can you introduce me?"

The submissive Hou Haifeng couldn't sit still after hearing Ling Yan's joke. Zhao Chunxia is the girl he likes, how can Wang Lei join him?
"Second brother, don't make trouble, fifth brother, can you help me, brother, I beg you, I can see that only my fifth brother is the best in the whole dormitory, and fifth brother has to do it. "

Wang Lei was not discouraged, and continued to beg Ling Yandao.

"If Zhao Chunxia can't do it, Li Fangfang and Li Yuanyuan are fine. I can help you."

In fact, Ling Yan also knew that from Wang Lei's point of view, he didn't like Zhao Chunxia. Li Fangfang and Li Yuanyuan were considered to be girls of the same level as Cheng Qiushuang, and they were about the same in appearance.

It's just that Cheng Qiushuang is a bit more charming than a woman with a circle and two women. This is why Wang Lei likes her. It's a pity that Cheng Qiushuang doesn't like boys, and he looks for mature uncles...

"Fuck, fifth brother, please don't, brother Li Fangfang, I've taken a fancy to him, if you introduce him to the fourth brother, do you want my brother to be a bachelor?"

Ling Yan originally wanted to evade Wang Lei, but Zhou Xiaotao was dissatisfied. Even Geng Wendi looked at Ling Yan dissatisfied.

"Hey, fuck it, you bunch of idiots! I'm asleep, so what do you like?"

Ling Yan stretched out his hand to pull over the quilt, covered his head, and directly entered the mode of pretending to be dead.

(End of this chapter)