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Chapter 325 Why Does This Smoke Stink Like Shit?
Chapter 325 Why Does This Smoke Stink Like Shit?
"You don't have to worry, I'm just asking a question." Seeing this, Ye Fan couldn't help covering his face helplessly.
Looking at the expressions of the two of you, I'm afraid I will fire you.
"There is smoke!" The two security guards heard the words, and then told the truth.
"Very good, I wonder if you want to quit smoking?"
"We sure do, but..."
"Mr. Ye, you don't know how painful the process of quitting smoking is. It's really difficult."
As soon as this was said, the two security guards couldn't help showing bitter expressions.
They also thought smoking was cool at first, so they took a few puffs, but they didn't expect to be addicted to smoking, and they couldn't even quit.
Especially for people like them who have been addicted to cigarettes for a long time, if they don't smoke often, they will feel very uncomfortable.
"I have a way to help you quit smoking. Do you want to try it?" Ye Fan said with a smile.
"Really?" The two security guards couldn't help showing excited expressions when they heard this.
If they can really quit smoking, they are willing to try no matter what the price is.
"I have Quit Smoking Cleansing Lung Candy here, each of you take one box, insist on using it up!" Afterwards, Ye Fan handed two boxes of Smoking Quit Qingfei Candy to their hands.
The two security guards thought that Ye Fan would reveal some secret formula, but unexpectedly, they took out the so-called smoking cessation and clearing lung jelly, and they couldn't help showing disappointed expressions.
This Nima is a scam in the market.
Some people saw the business opportunity of quitting smoking before, so they launched the smoking cessation Qingfei soft candy on the market. The advertisements were overwhelming, saying that the smoking cessation Qingfei soft candy is very effective.
Just buy him three or four courses of treatment to achieve the effect of quitting smoking. They tried it before, but it didn't work at all.
Not to mention whether smoking cessation can be achieved, even the most basic effect of clearing the lungs is not good?
This shit is just fooling consumers' brains like donkey brains, and it's a proper act of cutting leeks.Even so, there are still many people who are eager to quit smoking to buy these smoking cessation Qingfei soft candies.
Unfortunately, without exception, all failed.
"Is there something wrong?" Ye Fan noticed the change in the expressions of the two security guards, and couldn't help showing a puzzled expression.
"No!" The two security guards quickly smiled and waved their hands.
What an international joke, how can he say that Mr. Ye is wrong?
Even if they don't think in their hearts that the smoking cessation and clearing lung sugar given by Ye Fan has any effect?But it is impossible to say this in person, after all, they are also out of good intentions and want to help them quit smoking before giving them this thing.
Therefore, the two security guards also chose to accept it.
Afterwards, they even opened the box in front of Ye Fan and ate a piece of fudge.
"Huh? This tastes pretty good!"
Different from the smoking cessation and clearing lung soft candy on the market, the candy Ye Fan gave has a very good texture and a very sweet taste.If this shit is sold at the gate of the school as candy, it will definitely make a lot of money.
But quit smoking...
The two security guards didn't say anything, and returned to their respective posts after eating the fudge.
They didn't notice any changes in their bodies until they were about to take out their cigarettes in the afternoon when a strange thing happened suddenly.
The smoke that usually looks very charming, but today it feels extraordinarily stinky!
Nima, I feel so stinky even without smoking, how can I keep smoking?
The security guard thought it might be a problem with the quality of the cigarette, and then asked another security guard for cigarettes.
"Didn't you already have a cigarette in your hand? Why do you want mine?" Another security guard couldn't help showing a puzzled expression when he heard this.
Nima came to me to ask for cigarettes whether she wanted cigarettes or not. Is this going to be a two-pronged approach?Take two?
"Um... you come here to smell it?"
"Damn it, why does your smoke smell like shit? It's too disgusting!" As soon as he walked in, when he smelled the smoke, he immediately cursed.
Then, he took out the cigarettes in his pocket and took out one.
In the next second, he couldn't help but change his eyes slightly, damn, why does his own cigarette also smell bad.
Especially the closer it gets, the stinkier it gets, like shit.
The two security guards looked at each other, feeling very confused.
They are obviously two different brands of cigarettes, how can they emit exactly the same smell at the same time?And it was pretty good when I smoked it in the morning, why did it change in the afternoon?
"Damn, it must be an unscrupulous merchant cutting corners, forget it, let's buy another pack!"
A security guard spat unhappily, and then threw away the two packs of cigarettes.
The other is to go to a nearby convenience store and buy a few packs of cigarettes again. However, when the cigarettes are opened, the smell is still exactly the same as before.
"Boss, why are the cigarettes you sold me so smelly?" The security guard's eyes fell on the cigarettes, and his eyes were full of disgust.
"Are you making an international joke? How could it be smelly? My cigarettes are purchased through a regular company. You can see that the signs here are all marked. If I sell fake cigarettes, I will pay ten for each fake. How can it be fake cigarettes? ?”
"Take it here and show me!"
The boss was dumbfounded on the spot.
His store has been open for 12 years, and it sells cigarettes exclusively. No customer has ever said that the cigarettes he sells are smelly.And he knew very well in his heart that all his cigarettes were purchased through formal channels, so how could there be a problem?
"Look for yourself!" Then, the security guard handed the salt to the boss.
The boss sniffed the cigarette carefully, and couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly.
Damn, you're at home, am I here to make trouble?Nima, why does my cigarette stink?It smells so good.
"Boss, let me tell you that your cigarette is very smelly, so hurry up and change it for me!"
The security guard also noticed the boss's weird expression, but he also expressed his understanding. After all, no one can guarantee that the cigarettes he sells are normal, and it is understandable to make mistakes occasionally.
Besides, he is not the kind of person who deliberately makes things difficult for others, as long as the boss changes the cigarette again.
"Huh!" The boss snorted coldly, tore open the cigarette on the spot, took out one and smoked it.
"Smell it yourself, why does the smoke stink?"
"Whoa! It stinks. I really can't take it if you still smoke him when you smell so bad!" The security guard thought the boss's cigarettes were extremely stinky, and when lit, they smelled like shit.
How could he bear such a disgusting smell, turned around and ran away, not even wanting the money just given.
"Huh? Didn't you go to buy cigarettes? Why didn't you see the cigarettes?" The companion asked suspiciously as he looked at the security guard's empty hands.
"Don't talk about it, I bought a pack of cigarettes in a convenience store, who knew it was extremely stinky, and the boss was even more disgusting, he took the pack of cigarettes directly in front of me, I really couldn't stand it and ran back Already!"
"Do you think the smoke smells like shit?"
"Huh? That's the smell! How do you know?"
I saw my companion covering his nose, stretching out his hand and pointing behind him.
"Brother, why are you running so fast? The money is still with me. If you think my voice is not good, just tell me directly, and do so many things!"
It turned out that the owner of the convenience store chased him with money.
(End of this chapter)
"You don't have to worry, I'm just asking a question." Seeing this, Ye Fan couldn't help covering his face helplessly.
Looking at the expressions of the two of you, I'm afraid I will fire you.
"There is smoke!" The two security guards heard the words, and then told the truth.
"Very good, I wonder if you want to quit smoking?"
"We sure do, but..."
"Mr. Ye, you don't know how painful the process of quitting smoking is. It's really difficult."
As soon as this was said, the two security guards couldn't help showing bitter expressions.
They also thought smoking was cool at first, so they took a few puffs, but they didn't expect to be addicted to smoking, and they couldn't even quit.
Especially for people like them who have been addicted to cigarettes for a long time, if they don't smoke often, they will feel very uncomfortable.
"I have a way to help you quit smoking. Do you want to try it?" Ye Fan said with a smile.
"Really?" The two security guards couldn't help showing excited expressions when they heard this.
If they can really quit smoking, they are willing to try no matter what the price is.
"I have Quit Smoking Cleansing Lung Candy here, each of you take one box, insist on using it up!" Afterwards, Ye Fan handed two boxes of Smoking Quit Qingfei Candy to their hands.
The two security guards thought that Ye Fan would reveal some secret formula, but unexpectedly, they took out the so-called smoking cessation and clearing lung jelly, and they couldn't help showing disappointed expressions.
This Nima is a scam in the market.
Some people saw the business opportunity of quitting smoking before, so they launched the smoking cessation Qingfei soft candy on the market. The advertisements were overwhelming, saying that the smoking cessation Qingfei soft candy is very effective.
Just buy him three or four courses of treatment to achieve the effect of quitting smoking. They tried it before, but it didn't work at all.
Not to mention whether smoking cessation can be achieved, even the most basic effect of clearing the lungs is not good?
This shit is just fooling consumers' brains like donkey brains, and it's a proper act of cutting leeks.Even so, there are still many people who are eager to quit smoking to buy these smoking cessation Qingfei soft candies.
Unfortunately, without exception, all failed.
"Is there something wrong?" Ye Fan noticed the change in the expressions of the two security guards, and couldn't help showing a puzzled expression.
"No!" The two security guards quickly smiled and waved their hands.
What an international joke, how can he say that Mr. Ye is wrong?
Even if they don't think in their hearts that the smoking cessation and clearing lung sugar given by Ye Fan has any effect?But it is impossible to say this in person, after all, they are also out of good intentions and want to help them quit smoking before giving them this thing.
Therefore, the two security guards also chose to accept it.
Afterwards, they even opened the box in front of Ye Fan and ate a piece of fudge.
"Huh? This tastes pretty good!"
Different from the smoking cessation and clearing lung soft candy on the market, the candy Ye Fan gave has a very good texture and a very sweet taste.If this shit is sold at the gate of the school as candy, it will definitely make a lot of money.
But quit smoking...
The two security guards didn't say anything, and returned to their respective posts after eating the fudge.
They didn't notice any changes in their bodies until they were about to take out their cigarettes in the afternoon when a strange thing happened suddenly.
The smoke that usually looks very charming, but today it feels extraordinarily stinky!
Nima, I feel so stinky even without smoking, how can I keep smoking?
The security guard thought it might be a problem with the quality of the cigarette, and then asked another security guard for cigarettes.
"Didn't you already have a cigarette in your hand? Why do you want mine?" Another security guard couldn't help showing a puzzled expression when he heard this.
Nima came to me to ask for cigarettes whether she wanted cigarettes or not. Is this going to be a two-pronged approach?Take two?
"Um... you come here to smell it?"
"Damn it, why does your smoke smell like shit? It's too disgusting!" As soon as he walked in, when he smelled the smoke, he immediately cursed.
Then, he took out the cigarettes in his pocket and took out one.
In the next second, he couldn't help but change his eyes slightly, damn, why does his own cigarette also smell bad.
Especially the closer it gets, the stinkier it gets, like shit.
The two security guards looked at each other, feeling very confused.
They are obviously two different brands of cigarettes, how can they emit exactly the same smell at the same time?And it was pretty good when I smoked it in the morning, why did it change in the afternoon?
"Damn, it must be an unscrupulous merchant cutting corners, forget it, let's buy another pack!"
A security guard spat unhappily, and then threw away the two packs of cigarettes.
The other is to go to a nearby convenience store and buy a few packs of cigarettes again. However, when the cigarettes are opened, the smell is still exactly the same as before.
"Boss, why are the cigarettes you sold me so smelly?" The security guard's eyes fell on the cigarettes, and his eyes were full of disgust.
"Are you making an international joke? How could it be smelly? My cigarettes are purchased through a regular company. You can see that the signs here are all marked. If I sell fake cigarettes, I will pay ten for each fake. How can it be fake cigarettes? ?”
"Take it here and show me!"
The boss was dumbfounded on the spot.
His store has been open for 12 years, and it sells cigarettes exclusively. No customer has ever said that the cigarettes he sells are smelly.And he knew very well in his heart that all his cigarettes were purchased through formal channels, so how could there be a problem?
"Look for yourself!" Then, the security guard handed the salt to the boss.
The boss sniffed the cigarette carefully, and couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly.
Damn, you're at home, am I here to make trouble?Nima, why does my cigarette stink?It smells so good.
"Boss, let me tell you that your cigarette is very smelly, so hurry up and change it for me!"
The security guard also noticed the boss's weird expression, but he also expressed his understanding. After all, no one can guarantee that the cigarettes he sells are normal, and it is understandable to make mistakes occasionally.
Besides, he is not the kind of person who deliberately makes things difficult for others, as long as the boss changes the cigarette again.
"Huh!" The boss snorted coldly, tore open the cigarette on the spot, took out one and smoked it.
"Smell it yourself, why does the smoke stink?"
"Whoa! It stinks. I really can't take it if you still smoke him when you smell so bad!" The security guard thought the boss's cigarettes were extremely stinky, and when lit, they smelled like shit.
How could he bear such a disgusting smell, turned around and ran away, not even wanting the money just given.
"Huh? Didn't you go to buy cigarettes? Why didn't you see the cigarettes?" The companion asked suspiciously as he looked at the security guard's empty hands.
"Don't talk about it, I bought a pack of cigarettes in a convenience store, who knew it was extremely stinky, and the boss was even more disgusting, he took the pack of cigarettes directly in front of me, I really couldn't stand it and ran back Already!"
"Do you think the smoke smells like shit?"
"Huh? That's the smell! How do you know?"
I saw my companion covering his nose, stretching out his hand and pointing behind him.
"Brother, why are you running so fast? The money is still with me. If you think my voice is not good, just tell me directly, and do so many things!"
It turned out that the owner of the convenience store chased him with money.
(End of this chapter)
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